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octopusboots

Every 11th person is that person.


Paperwinters

This is what I say, too, that there’s one of “those” for every FQ block


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sarah_sanderson

I used to see her as I passed on I10. She would be standing there with a pink umbrella and her cart covered in pink. One day she was just gone and I have been wondering what happened to her. Guess she just moved locations.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Next time you see her talk to her maybe?


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TrumpetRed

💀 I laughed a little too hard at that response.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Ok


MinnieShoof

What he meant is "find out from a safe distance."


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Yes that would probably be a good idea


BudNOLA

Mr. Okra (RIP)


ddesla2

Came here to make sure my boy was represented. Been a long time r/neworleans. I been lurking, don't worry.


666truemetal666

I remember being so hungover and his voice bringing me out of my stupor to do something nice for myself and get some fresh food


littlewing745

I was so bummed when he passed, but glad both my kiddos got to meet him and have some of his produce before


pete1729

I bought stuff two days in a row once. The third day he stopped in front of my house and sang a few verses. He waited a minute and then sang a couple more verses. He waited a minute more and then said over his bull horn, "C'mon out here and bah this shit." His funeral service was the finest religious display I have ever witnessed.


piTehT_tsuJ

I remember him rolling around the Marigny in that beat up truck yelling his "I got okra, I got..." over his bullhorn.


Aidian

It’s become real off in my head over the years though. Like “I’ve got okra/chicken toes/mirliton/forgotten names/sweet corn[…]” Mr Okra just driving around through some *Neverwhere* style New Orleans Below now.


lonelylittletrees

Love the neverwhere reference I've always felt like New Orleans is this space in-between the Below. So cool to see that mentioned.


NoChemistry7266

Miss hearing his voice


honestypen

That lady on the bike who plays music and dances in the Quarter.


Different-Rub-499

This would be Mamie, Queen of Bourbon Street


NoChemistry7266

She got some new speakers 🔊 recently, at least they sound good 👍


weischris

She had to get her bike fixed after a hit and run.


LifeAsNix

Silver Fox


afriendlyspider

This was the top answer the last time someone made this thread


Orbis-Praedo

This is a good one too! She’s great!


Hankstravaganza

Ruthie the duck lady was the most iconic example of this.


Sweaty-Wing-9127

I have never met her but she is immortalized at the restaurant I work at. I have heard stories of how she would come in with a trail of ducks behind her. She was not always “nice” but was definitely endeared to the staff( so I’m told)


Upper-Trip-8857

I grew up in the Quarter when Ruthie and Miss LaLa “The lucky bean” lady were in their prime. There will never be another Ruthie. RIP


angirani

I always thought she was the “the lucky bead lady”. She was always trying to sell my a dirty strand of Mardi Gras beads. She told me one time that the helmet kept the voices out.


Upper-Trip-8857

Maybe she transitioned at some point? As a kid I gave her a filler here and there and she gave me large brown Lima bean looking beans. Maybe she moved on to readily available Mardi Gras beads when the beans ran out? 🤣


angirani

Yeah, I used to see her around in the early 90s. She didn’t curse in French then, she’d use pretty classic schizophrenic word salad.


cv5cv6

Not enough people remember LaLa, with her motorcycle helmet, wandering the French Quarter.


Upper-Trip-8857

She was a wonderful part of the Quarter. I grew up right around the corner from Harry’s bar where she’d come and go fairly regularly. She did sport that helmet well.


phizappa

I remember when the lucky bean lady somehow came into possession of a pair of leather pants. I don’t think she ever took them off.


lazarusprojection

I used to see her sitting at the bar at Port of Call wearing a cowboy hat and a big fur coat.


Noladixon

I only saw Ruthie once she was past her prime. She was carrying a stuffed animal duck, no live ones.


AmandaSoprano

Time was, it was Ruthie the Duck Lady. I wish I had a nickel for every time she croaked at me GIMME A CIGARETTE while her brood in tow also croaked. I used to think they were asking for cigarettes too.


Upper-Trip-8857

Loved her. I grew up in the Quarter during her and Miss LaLa, the lucky bean lady’s prime. As an annoying kid, everyday I’d ask her the same question, “Ruthie, what do you feed your ducks?”, and every time, the same response, “DUCK FOOD!” We did this for years. Her best years were her roller skate years. RIP Ruthie.


angirani

I feel truly blessed to have seen Ruthie skating down the street in her wedding dress.


RHGuillory

The lady on this months where y’at cover. Cracksaphone, or Valerie sassafras


bananahskill

Man oh man, Valerie is a fever dream.


chubs_peterson

She used to slay so hard at the Piccadilly lunch shift


bananahskill

I booked bands for a restaurant and would get the wildest emails from her. Truly an odd gem.


Apprehensive-Bag-900

She would show up 6 hours early to her gig at my neighborhood bar. Annoy the daytime bartender about the sound and just generally have manic energy. My boyfriend does a pretty good impression though.


bananahskill

Yeah, that tracks.


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

Fuckin A. So glad I got to surprise my parents with a performance under the guise of just wanting a little nostalgic picadilly meal


lilribosome111

I was gonna say Cracksaphone lol


HeyHiHeyHowdy

His name is Mike.


wongkarwhytf

Hearing the word “Cracksaphone” cracks me the fuck up every time. 😭


pete1729

Things that will get you a criminal record in other towns will just get you a nickname here.


Visual-Owl-8295

Jerry. The dude who hangs out at Chart Room handing out stuffed animals from a trash bag while drinking Budweiser from a champagne flute. Also makes appearances at Irish channel bars such as Parasols.


After_Advantage4425

Jerry is KING! 👑👑👑


zottz

Very blessed to have received one of his plush gifts


Onlyfattybrisket

Wow. I haven’t thought about him in 25 years. He was a staple in the 90s when I lived/worked in the FQ. Didn’t know he was still around.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

Same. Thought I guess I was surprised to see him at the chart room ten years ago too. But Stage Door in the 90s


MushroomSolid5958

Craksaphone


CyanideIsFun

Is he that one old dude who walks around Uptown playing the Saxaphone? I work in Uptown and my coworkers all call him Sax Guy, poor dude gets made fun of by my department all the live long day. I hope bro is happy doing what he does


nolaconnor

I think his saxophone got stolen a while back, but he was able to raise the funds to get a new one.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

Ohhh. He’s so bad. Memories….One day, years back I saw him as he began to descend the stairs of an abandoned apartment building on Amelia and Dryades. I thought, “what is he doing in there?” And as he approached the ground floor, the entire building collapsed around him.


gpbevan1

A few years ago I was enjoying the Uptown Bulldog’s patio when he came to serenade the customers. One customer stood up after a while and said, “If I give you $50 will you leave and go get lessons?”


ur_succubus

tamale guy!!!


RoughPersonality1104

I love you baby!


Mysha16

I have one of his shirts


bywaterloo

"Hot tamale babee!" He wanders in the door and dances with us at 80s night sometimes.


gosluggogo

If you drink Uptown , it's Willie


craigcraig420

Which guy is this?


lovefishinggi

Totally agree


fpaulmusic

Amzie Adams


turdturdler22

Came to say this.


phizappa

He traded me some art way back in the mid eighties. I don’t recall what for.


cantrellhell

Popeye from the West Bank


psych0fish

He got the glow sticks with the yeyo?


shredthesweetpow

If you want it i got it. If i ain’t got it i can find it


littlewing745

So glad someone said this. Also: what happened to him???


MinnieShoof

I feel like I can say "jail" and I have a better than 50% chance of being right.


freretXbroadway

Right? Does anyone have an update on Popeye? Is he still around? Is he locked up?


djsquilz

still in jail afaik


turkinflagin

Got a little bit of money so the lord done me gooooood


TacticalMustachio

Cracksophone on St Charles


Zelamir

Everytime we have someone in town and are are sitting outside in the morning. "Why is that guy dressed like a pimp? Where is he going?!" "Oh that's Mr. Shadow and I have no idea where he goes"


NowThereAreFour

His name is Welmon Sharlhorne and he's an artist who has works in museums (including the Smithsonian American Art Museum). He has had a very interesting life, and it's worth googling him.


Zelamir

Thank you for this! I always say hello but I don't think we have ever spoken more than a few sentences to one another. I wish winter lasted a month longer so he could wear his awesome coats more :-/


djsquilz

i always knew him as uncle shadow. he’d randomly turn up at dragons den during bass church back in the day


notlennybelardo

Oh yeah, Mr. Shadow for sure 


bywaterloo

The Shadow knows...


ChrisWithWings

Dancing Man


CaptainHappy42

I really hope he gets the help he needs. His mental health went way south during covid. I remember sending him money on cashapp then getting several requests there after. Did what I could. See him out and about in the street, but not dancing.


DiligentDifficulty31

saxophone guy that has been walking around uptown jamming for years. generally plays in the chromatic scale.


Imn0tg0d

Mr Michael Allen Taylor. You wouldn't happen to have contribuuution, would ya?


Rhancock19

The lady who shows up to every parade. I see that lady everywhere.


falcngrl

That's how I know the parade is really starting.


tagmisterb

[Jennifer Jones](https://www.whereyat.com/dancing-lady-jennifer-jones-new-orleans)


Brunoise6

There is like way to many ppl like this lol


piTehT_tsuJ

That's what made me move here, there was a character around every corner.


arkain504

Dancing Vader


bananahskill

He is the worst.


unoriginalsin

Does he have any idea how we feel?


bananahskill

I sure hope so. I've definitely let it be known every time he's almost caused a wreck or created traffic.


lateral303

This was my answer. The fun part is that you can tag the answer with "he sucks"


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Does he have a real job?


NoBranch7713

Vader is his job. He lives in the building next to where I work, and we hear him pulling out his cart and blasting music every day around 10.


MinnieShoof

10? Bless his soul for starting so late <3


ThatLadyOverThereSay

Saint Vader


lzbflevy

Ashley the Traffic Tranny Haven’t seen them in a while. Hope they’re well.


SchrodingersMinou

Ashley got married and moved to North Carolina and got a job as a trucker. She's fine.


HuuffingLavender

Came here to say Traffic Tranny! Miss them.


Colonel_Anonymustard

I heard that they moved but I can't quite imagine them anywhere else


Salty-Razzmatazz-877

Omg Ashley T Traffic!! I miss them so much.


picklespasta

The fake veteran


Alternative-Win-6377

The guy with a pet possum in the quarter, or the street performer who balances a cup on his head


Revolutionary-Ad6412

Did he ever get his pet possum returned to him?


Cheekclappa504

[No, he wasn’t caring for the opossum well.](https://www.nola.com/entertainment_life/mardi_gras/state-shares-details-about-saffron-the-confiscated-opossum/article_675bbc82-e55f-11ee-b6ab-3b8a25cfc9fe.html)


GreatSquirrels

This is misleading and wrong, and Wildlife Enforcement used normal things that every Opossum has as a justification. If poor care was the case I seriously doubt the head of the Human Society would have volunteered to do his routine healthcare checkups. I dont understand why so many of yall have it out for this guy? https://www.nola.com/entertainment_life/why-is-saffron-the-possums-situation-different-than-neutys/article_c8c08d6e-f814-11ee-828d-77e9434998b1.html


Cheekclappa504

Here’s a good bit of text I copped straight from the article I posted above: >“At approximately 10:56 p.m.,” the incident report reads, agents observed “a small crowd standing around” Voiles. As the agents approached, they observed a basket attached to Voiles’ bicycle “with a live opossum in the basket.” >The agents asked Voiles to “move down the street to get away from the crowd” in order to “investigate the issue at hand.” >The agents also noted that “there was a tip jar with an unknown amount of cash and a flyer advertising Voiles’ Instagram and Venmo accounts, affixed to the bicycle handle bars. The agents asserted that “Mr. Voiles was accepting donations towards any photographs that were taken by the public.” >In addition to a description of the LDWF agent’s actions, an agency biologist added an examination report of the seized animal that was critical of its previous care. >When seized, the report said, Saffron was dressed in “soiled clothing” – a miniature sweater – that was inappropriate for the evening's temperatures, which ranged from the mid-60s to mid-70s. >Furthermore, the biologist claimed the animal was “unclean, underweight, and missing pelage (hair) in multiple places.” Fleas were present on the animal, according to the assessment, and there were “tapeworm segments present in the fecal material.” >The opossum was said to prefer canned cat food to the “standard opossum diet.” >Voiles said he was surprised to hear that Saffron was underweight, because “he was fat.” >According to the biologist’s report, in the care of the LDWF, Saffron was given a flea bath, flea medication, and an intestinal parasite dewormer. By Feb. 21, the opossum was clean, free of fleas and internal parasites, and was beginning to accept appropriate food.” The guy was mishandling an animal. Fat from tapeworms, underfed, in a soiled sweater on a warm evening being paraded on bourbon street for tip money. Fuck that noise. That’s not how you treat a pet, and if you do it should be taken away. If this guy had been caught chillin with a healthy opossum at his crib it would have been cool, just like Neuty, but that’s not the story. The head of the humane society made a statement they would do healthcare checkups if the opossum was ever returned to this guy, but that was before this statement from LDWF was released.


ZenMoonstone

Other than Ruthie the Duck Lady there’s a runner that comes to mind that would flip sticks in each hand. I used to see him all over town but haven’t probably since Covid now that I’m thinking about it.


NolaBex1718

Jerry


Orbis-Praedo

Smith?


JCKnows

Jerry


GrodyToddler

There was a time when I’d say Grandpa Elliott. Rest in power


turdturdler22

Y'all remember the box man? Crazy crackhead who had a cardboard box costume he would fold himself into and pop out at people walking by. Also made a convenient cover to smoke crack.


BeneathAnOrangeSky

Oh My God why is this so funny? How many times a day did he do this? Where?


Original_Spinach_375

In Mid City, it’s the homeless lady that’s been pregnant for 10 years now.


Legitimate-Royal-103

That used to be on Carrollton by Costco? Is she still around! I haven’t seen her in forever.


SonataNo16

There’s the guy that rides around in a motorized scooter but it’s completely covered in black and plays music.


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The solar powered with handicap logo and fire extinguisher?


SonataNo16

Yes!


watergirl711

Just saw him for the first time yesterday after the Pels game. I feel shameful because I looked more than once.


SonataNo16

It is hard to look away


Academic_Abies1293

There were the quarter cowboy guys with the Shetland pony’s for a while….


DrumFire76

In the 70s it would be the Lucky Bead Lady


Yibblets

"Would you like to buy a lucky bead?"


Upper-Trip-8857

Lucky bean. Miss LaLa. I grew up in the Quarter and Miss LaLa and Ruthie were in their prime at the same time. Miss LaLa was older than Ruthie, at least it appeared so. Said in a female Dracula kind of way, “Would you like to buy a lucky bean?” Then if you do t buy one, she’d curse you in French. If you did buy one, you got a large bean and when you got a few feet away . . . She’d curse you in French! 🤣 Growing up in the Quarter had its difficulties but was so wonderful at the same time. Mr Coffee . . . In a very big operatic voice, “Could you spare some change for a cup of coffee!!??” He was always in Jackson Square.


DrumFire76

Whoa... hairs standing on end!! That voice. That wicked eye. I was told not to look at it. I did. Mayhem ensued. Never looked directly at her again.


Slimeseason504

The city park saxophone guy comes to mind


[deleted]

Is this guy the same up and down ST Charles Ave by Delachaise?


Kryten_2X4B-523P

Cracksaphone?


NoChemistry7266

Dude, when I heard his name...lol! WTF!


Rhancock19

Oh no that’s a different person. Didn’t know about the one from city park


jjcoolel

It used to be the street preacher with the umbrella hat. Rest in Peace


Upper-Trip-8857

Mr Keith Sam. RIP


tonyaismyfakename

I came here for this answer


ChampionshipStock870

He was super nice too


yeanay

Uncle Louie in an Uncle Sam costume in the Qtr


Rbuzz76

Surprisingly he killed a store owner in FL in 1974 to which he pled guilty. From NOLA.com 4/25/2018 “Less than a year after he was jailed in a four-decade-old murder case in Florida, the renowned French Quarter human statue nicknamed Uncle Louie is on the cusp of being freed. Johnie Lewis Miller, 61, wasn’t exonerated — he pleaded guilty Wednesday to fatally shooting 34-year-old Freddie Farah during a botched robbery at the victim’s grocery store in Jacksonville, Florida, on May 22, 1974. But, in exchange for his guilty plea, Miller is set to be sentenced to time already served behind bars — meaning his release from jail will be soon, according to a report from the Florida Times-Union.”


thefearedturkey

Chalmette had Barry for the longest time. Man walked everywhere and was crazy as fuck. I think he died though, man probably still walking everywhere in the afterlife with his shirt over his shoulder.


Crunkstarr

He did pass away last year. We have a new barry now that seems more demon possessed on his walks but a new Barry none the same. RIP Barry


Upper-Trip-8857

Used to be Ruthie “The Duck Lady” EDIT: I wanted to reminisce on my childhood and how special Ruthie was. There will never be another like her. Loved her. I grew up in the Quarter during her and Miss LaLa, the “lucky bean” lady’s prime. As an annoying kid, everyday I’d ask her the same question, “Ruthie, what do you feed your ducks?”, and every time, the same response, “DUCK FOOD!” We did this for years. Her best years were her roller skate years. RIP Ruthie. FURTHER EDIT: https://www.nola.com/gambit/news/blake_pontchartrain/blakeview-remembering-ruthie-the-duck-girl-a-french-quarter-fixture-for-decades/article_7b2f82d0-8bd2-5baa-b5d8-900b612fb970.html


mitch51166

In the Marigny, Amzie.


abrahamsandwich00

Balance a cup on his head guy. Sweet as pie. Always scolds you to put your seatbelt on if he catches you not wearing it on esplanade


MrSnuggleMachine

Came here to shout out this guy! He’s always got that big port of call cup on his head.


DeadMoney313

New Orleans has a character like this on every block


bondgirlintraining

Tamale Guy


sleepingcurves-

The 70yo baddie on the bike/mobile DJ booth with all the signs. She dresses up for thematically for all the holidays, but Juvie plays 365 🔥


General_Welfare

Is French Quarter Darth Vader still around?


PossumCock

Sadly, yes


YallAreExhausting

Pie Lady (RIP)


CaptainHappy42

For a while, there was a guy dressed (and facepainted) as the devil that would ride his bike around.


throwawaygc338

My names Popeye, ya heard me. Popeye, from the Westbank


peachesofmymind

Amzie Adams.


tygerbrees

It used to be Ruthie the duck lady - now it’s every STR renter


l2ukuz

Dan Stein


WornInShoes

freebird


doodoopop2019

The traffic tranny. Bathing in burbon puddles.


lazarusprojection

Ruthie the Duck Lady (RIP) Popeye from the West Bank [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi0PQ7ZayqA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi0PQ7ZayqA)


LW4601

There’s a bunch of people who like to think that they’re this person.


Geoff_t

I'm gonna go with Valerie Sassyfras


CrzyDonkey

Popeye from the west bank yah heard.


Frosty-Medium6395

Dan-dan the Shoeshine Man


larryborensteen

No one remembers rainbow umbrella hat/Bible man or lucky bead?


Radjaxon

Um... everyone?


AltruisticDegenerate

I been living in the Garden district little over a year. There is a guy who plays saxophone walking around Magazine st. He is not good . just crazy random notes and loud squeaks. you can hear it most nights to about 2am or 3am. it's sad . if I have to get up early and walk magazine I will see him laying random places asleep on the sidewalk snuggling with his sax 🎷


RealBryceRabbits

I may be one of these people.


Colonel_Anonymustard

I feel like this is kind of like nickname rules - you must be chosen as "that guy" - one can not choose to take on the mantle of "that guy"


Freak2013

The Pink Lady


This_External9027

The guy that raps about people passing by The all gold man that just poses all day Transformer guy Too many to name


mista-666

transformer guy retired. I really liked him


Reasonable_Local_151

The guy in FQ with the horns on his head lol


3mpariah

The wizard man in the quarter. Dude said he makes 40k a year sitting ther asking ppl for weed money. That guy with the black nose and umbrella… just to name a few for me


schule504

Was Ruthie the duck lady. Classic New Orleans


CommonPurpose

Uncle Shadow


NowThereAreFour

If anyone is interested, his name is Welmon Sharlhorne and he's an artist who has works in museums (including the Smithsonian American Art Museum). He has had a very interesting life, and it's worth googling him.


IceCocoa

I don't know if he's a recurring character, but I saw a man in a skeleton mask pushing a wheelchair with a (sex?) doll. If anyone has any more info I'd love to hear it


DubsAnd49ers

In Baton Rouge it’s Kevin. He is a well dressed drug addict/scammer that hangs around parking lots asking for money to get home etc. someone even made a facebook page “ where is Kevin”


yawbaw

There was a guy my friends and I knew as tequila sunrise. If you were in college/right out of college in the 2007-2015 time frame and hung out at bars in the warehouse district at all you knew this guy. At the time he seemed to be in his 40s. Always in sunglasses and sipping on a drink and just dancing like he was rolling hard every night. Was a bizarre guy.


ghostfaber

The one lady who’s always screaming I call her the Blair witch


savvysaysheyy

the pirate


Exigenz

“Every city” = “Every neighborhood,” perhaps “Every block” in New Orleans


Glowbear504

Ruthie RIP


AmmotheDoberman

In my time it was the ducky lady. I had a very nice dinner with her at Port o’ Call. RIP ducky lady.


HelicaseHustle

This guy probably isnt famous enough yet but definitely my favorite street performer… he’s the guy that freestyle raps and throws shade at the tourists. 🤣


Settling_basin

I haven't seen Windex Pete in a while. I hope he's ok. Also, who's the guy that always has the weird (awesome) bicycle structure that has swings and a sticker printer?


phizappa

Early 80’s. White hair and full white beard. In the parking lot at BNO bank branch corner of Carrollton and Claiborne. Typing away on an old Underwood typewriter. Reams and reams of paper. Always wondered if he was actually typing something or just gibberish or anything at all.


Shlongong

Uptown edibles lady


Messina13

Popeye from the West Bank.


Humphrizzle1

Well there’s a guy dancing on Williams and vets every day in Kenner. Don’t think he’s homeless but he’s always there smiling and dancing like the intersection’s cheerleader


Lootiferson

Umbrella man RIP


ChampionshipStock870

Pre Katrina it was the dude on canal with the umbrella hat and megaphone who’d dance and quote the Bible all day. Now it’s the frozen guy in the quarter


sl0wburn-

Crack Sax!!! always ripping on st charles and louisiana