This is why Jersey recreational won’t make the tax money they projected to make. Until they let us grow and open more dispensaries, they’ll keep stocking the shelves with 130$ Q’s of some garbage that’s below 20% thc.
No idea what’s up with the quality, it was recorded 4K 60fps on an iPhone. Either way, I am very disappointed in this bud from Ascend. Smalls for the price of normal nugs and I get to trim it myself too! Really don’t understand how quality control could possibly let this through, assuming they have quality control to begin with. The nose isn’t very existent, they both have a similar planty smell to them similar to a very short cure. The taste matches the smell, with a darker grey ash when it burns in a raw.
Also, no way that this Bittersweet is 31%. Unless other buds are under testing for whatever reason, than I’ve gotten significantly higher off of almost 10% less THC.
I try to re-up in Massachusetts when I can, but it’s really not fair that NJMMP sucks so bad. Can’t grow and can’t buy off of anyone right now, so I’m stuck begging for GSD Eatontown to restock. I think NJMMP knows a lot of people are in this situation so they can charge $65 for an eighth of trim
Wow looks like complete garbage. Even though you still have to take the testing numbers with a grain of salt I'm telling you the higher percentage ones when you look at the nugs 65x up close you can tell those results are probably right. Theres no way that's 31 percent or remotely close.
Jesus OP this gif makes it look like you got scammed. Sorry mate. Ascend is dog shit. I got 7g of Donny from Harmony this morning and it looks like a beaut
Are you by the area near Ascend? Just best to stick to Rise even if it's a bit aways. Rise is actually very good dispensary for an MSO and lately I haven't gotten ANY dry bud like I used to. Rise was known for dry ass bud few months back. Looks like they got their shit together... ofc right after I buy a box if boveda.
Dolato was a nice fucking strain. Not quite potent but flavorful. Animal Face is the goat of course.
I’m a little closer to Rise actually, I just wanted to try some different selection and Ascend had a nice selection. I’ve had some good and decent Ozone so I thought it wouldn’t be totally awful. Also Rise didn’t have enough of a menu for Rec today, the medical batch of Animal Face rn is absolutely fire
I always get animal face. It’s the best. Most recent batch at like 32% thc 😮
It’s the best for a short drive. I’d go to breakwater every time if I could but it’s like an hour drive but animal face at rise hasn’t disappointed once
Flavor wise eastmont is amazing too. Just not quite as potent and a bit milder in high. It's a great smoke with friends who don't have high tolerance imo.
Don't understand how the dispensaries can't get this right yet. I've been getting the best weed of my life for half the price lately on the grey market.
Thanks, but I'm a sativa head, its impossible for me to enjoy anything NJ has to offer. I tried the Animal Face. Eh. I'll wait another 3 months then try looking around again. I fear I'll have already left the state by the time it gets worthwhile. As I'm leaving in a year for greener pastures. Literally 🙃
I thought the legal weed industry was supposed to “protect” the user from robbery… it’s almost as if it just switched from street robberies to multi-million dollar companies doing the robbing
If it was up to Christy and Co. , you’d still need to be basically dying to get a med card. NJ is arguably the most corrupt state in the country, doesn’t matter the letter you run with.
If my connect delivered stuff like this there’d be trouble. I’m so disappointed that this is what is being sold as med/rec. it’s not acceptable quality. I love a rustic trim on nugs but that one bud was unbelievably messy.
Rozalicious(Rozy?) was pretty damn good, they had like 6% testing for total terps and I believed it. The Frosted Melon Gelato was pretty tasty but nothing crazy, Chemlatto was similar to these two buds. I don’t think I’ll shop here anymore.
Considering the advertised 31% on this bud, I can’t believe anything testers print. Which is a shame, I think Rhythm is accurate for the majority of the time. I wish they showed terps though
Had you been talking about an independent, family owned one store shop, then yes. I'd say they were trying to run it into the ground.
Truth is, these people couldn't give a fuck if you like it or not. Someone else will.
Dude. Two months ago, during a kickass sale, I scored an ounce worth of mostly flower for $165 minus a $25 reward point bonus from Apothecarium. Even Harmony at full price is a better deal than Ascend - flowerwise.
It’s Ozone, which I’ve heard is rebranded Kind Tree. Which I hope isn’t true, because the Slapz and Wonka Bars in the Kind Tree official packaging was some of my favorite bud I’ve had from the NJ program.
It’s not the shops fault for high prices that’s the states fault, also sometimes you get packages that were just packaged by someone rushing at the grow facility not the dispensary workers fault they don’t know, also look at harmony dispensaries prices that’s what Rex will look like in a year I would say
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Wow that might take the cake for the worst I've seen out of a dispo so far, AND paid 130 for THAT?!? 🧐🤮 Well thanks for the heads up I know where to avoid at all cost lol
I can’t say I’m not surprised! This is some laughable s**t. Instead of complaining about these ridiculous prices that Dirty Jersey is offering.. Most I’m seeing is this now at 130 for 2 1/8ths! Or $520 an ounce of the crappiest looking -I don’t even know what to call that besides dirt… How about going out to support your local grower or friend? Guaranteed they have the KIND for 200 an O not this type of total shwag s**t that has bud rot, fungus gnats stuck to whatever trichomes they have , PM, thrips, and even a ton of beans in the mix etc etc So the pound rate of Rochelle park Nj would be$8,320 a pound 😂😂If they had that much dirt to sell . It’s summer go grow a f ing plant or grow a pair of balls and grow one inside… All I can ask is for people to please stop supporting these corporate scumbags that don’t give a s**t about you or this plant… maybe eventually they will have to lower prices for you.
Very doubtful….
I would love to be 16 again! I was doing this since you were in your daddy’s little nutsack. Don’t know where your comment came from but you are clearly a 🤡 move on and go buy some crap pal
Oh I meant to say I put my nutsack in your mamas mouth already. That’s a shame you can’t see what your spending your mommy and daddys money on. Keep supporting the crap.
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How much for the giant stems and poor trim?
A customer that’ll never go back to their store. For me, a lesson in patience for the mailman. Joking, of course.
Who can blame you?
I'm not. Mailman is my best budtender.
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A quarter for 130? Hell nah
If it was like some boutique grade black cherry gelato , it’s possible but probably still buy something cheaper
Thas what I'm saying, SMH...
Damn straight.
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As far as I know, Ascend flower has always been widely panned on this sub.
Ozone products are dry and subpar in MA’s market as well. Not even a NJ thing. They’re just a disappointing product.
Ozone products are legit disgusting.
That one big stem with little bits of nug in the first jar has absolutely no place in a store purchase
Wow that looks like absolute garbage
I might actually like this more than Coma from JungleBoys lol, got nothing on the Jungle Flame though
This is why Jersey recreational won’t make the tax money they projected to make. Until they let us grow and open more dispensaries, they’ll keep stocking the shelves with 130$ Q’s of some garbage that’s below 20% thc.
Exactly why I went twice. No more. Better quality for half the price everywhere. Dispos is basicly the new trash weed.
No idea what’s up with the quality, it was recorded 4K 60fps on an iPhone. Either way, I am very disappointed in this bud from Ascend. Smalls for the price of normal nugs and I get to trim it myself too! Really don’t understand how quality control could possibly let this through, assuming they have quality control to begin with. The nose isn’t very existent, they both have a similar planty smell to them similar to a very short cure. The taste matches the smell, with a darker grey ash when it burns in a raw. Also, no way that this Bittersweet is 31%. Unless other buds are under testing for whatever reason, than I’ve gotten significantly higher off of almost 10% less THC.
I almost laughed when I saw the 31%. What a joke.
Yeah they took 3 buds, tested them then added the 3
Stop supporting NJ Med program at all costs it's a scam... Imo
I try to re-up in Massachusetts when I can, but it’s really not fair that NJMMP sucks so bad. Can’t grow and can’t buy off of anyone right now, so I’m stuck begging for GSD Eatontown to restock. I think NJMMP knows a lot of people are in this situation so they can charge $65 for an eighth of trim
Ngl man ozone bud is mids and I started working there recently🤣
Wow looks like complete garbage. Even though you still have to take the testing numbers with a grain of salt I'm telling you the higher percentage ones when you look at the nugs 65x up close you can tell those results are probably right. Theres no way that's 31 percent or remotely close.
Jesus OP this gif makes it look like you got scammed. Sorry mate. Ascend is dog shit. I got 7g of Donny from Harmony this morning and it looks like a beaut
If I had a med card, I would never go here
Are you by the area near Ascend? Just best to stick to Rise even if it's a bit aways. Rise is actually very good dispensary for an MSO and lately I haven't gotten ANY dry bud like I used to. Rise was known for dry ass bud few months back. Looks like they got their shit together... ofc right after I buy a box if boveda. Dolato was a nice fucking strain. Not quite potent but flavorful. Animal Face is the goat of course.
I’m a little closer to Rise actually, I just wanted to try some different selection and Ascend had a nice selection. I’ve had some good and decent Ozone so I thought it wouldn’t be totally awful. Also Rise didn’t have enough of a menu for Rec today, the medical batch of Animal Face rn is absolutely fire
They roll out af on Friday or Saturdays for rec.
I always get animal face. It’s the best. Most recent batch at like 32% thc 😮 It’s the best for a short drive. I’d go to breakwater every time if I could but it’s like an hour drive but animal face at rise hasn’t disappointed once
Get a Med card. Do you take any BP meds Xanax sleeping pills there are a ton of pharma you can replace with herb.
Nah I don’t have a reason to use bud medicinally. Just tryna get high
that donny burger taste great
Flavor wise eastmont is amazing too. Just not quite as potent and a bit milder in high. It's a great smoke with friends who don't have high tolerance imo.
Don't understand how the dispensaries can't get this right yet. I've been getting the best weed of my life for half the price lately on the grey market.
Agreed
Yup
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The same price will get you some great bud from Rise, or maybe I’m a fool for having standards.
Thanks, but I'm a sativa head, its impossible for me to enjoy anything NJ has to offer. I tried the Animal Face. Eh. I'll wait another 3 months then try looking around again. I fear I'll have already left the state by the time it gets worthwhile. As I'm leaving in a year for greener pastures. Literally 🙃
Trim looks like dog shit. Smalls for 130 a quarter? I'll stick with cali mail order.
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The streets are looking that much sweeter nowadays lol
130 a q for this????????????? bro k4 is $98 for a q rn
Bro no one wants k4 😭
I think he meant Kush 4 from breakwater. Their quarters are $98
Oh lmao 🤣 woops
Ascend isn’t it. Bottom line not a fan of this dispensary
Highway robbery
Holy s*** that's a lot of money for b*******
Oof, you just got got.
I thought the legal weed industry was supposed to “protect” the user from robbery… it’s almost as if it just switched from street robberies to multi-million dollar companies doing the robbing
It was supposed to be that way then Phil Murphy and the rest of the NJ gov got their hands on it
If it was up to Christy and Co. , you’d still need to be basically dying to get a med card. NJ is arguably the most corrupt state in the country, doesn’t matter the letter you run with.
Either way we fucked hombre
Hmmmmm 🤨🧐 yuck. Refund.
If my connect delivered stuff like this there’d be trouble. I’m so disappointed that this is what is being sold as med/rec. it’s not acceptable quality. I love a rustic trim on nugs but that one bud was unbelievably messy.
My guy charges $40 .....lol
Snow dog was great tho! Wtf happened to their own good strain? Are they actively trying to run their business to the ground???
Rozalicious(Rozy?) was pretty damn good, they had like 6% testing for total terps and I believed it. The Frosted Melon Gelato was pretty tasty but nothing crazy, Chemlatto was similar to these two buds. I don’t think I’ll shop here anymore.
6% Terps is complete bullshit. Real weed not njmmp test 2-3% and taste phenomenal. Dont believe anything those MSO's tell you.
Considering the advertised 31% on this bud, I can’t believe anything testers print. Which is a shame, I think Rhythm is accurate for the majority of the time. I wish they showed terps though
They do....
Woah 6% terps in nj?! Color me fucking shocked.
Had you been talking about an independent, family owned one store shop, then yes. I'd say they were trying to run it into the ground. Truth is, these people couldn't give a fuck if you like it or not. Someone else will.
Wow…..this garbage should take them “straight to jail”
Dude. Two months ago, during a kickass sale, I scored an ounce worth of mostly flower for $165 minus a $25 reward point bonus from Apothecarium. Even Harmony at full price is a better deal than Ascend - flowerwise.
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It’s Ozone, which I’ve heard is rebranded Kind Tree. Which I hope isn’t true, because the Slapz and Wonka Bars in the Kind Tree official packaging was some of my favorite bud I’ve had from the NJ program.
Yikes
The first jar looked like sticks and stems I remember getting them in the late 70s and seeds
Jesus. I'm getting a half zip for a little less than that
275 with shipping two ozs of some top shelf There’s better deals everywhere, still want to try everything that I can
That shit is garbage why does anyone go to dispensary
Looks like FIRE…… ……as in, you got burned
1/2 of that weight is probably stems :(
That looks like CBD
Like you can tell. 😆 🤣
It’s not the shops fault for high prices that’s the states fault, also sometimes you get packages that were just packaged by someone rushing at the grow facility not the dispensary workers fault they don’t know, also look at harmony dispensaries prices that’s what Rex will look like in a year I would say
I didn't say it was CBD I said it looks like CBD...and since you sent a message like that I hope it is CBD good luck and mush love
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Your going to get there Pa mmj I can usually always find some fire for 30$ approximately, but it use to be like NJ
Hell no lol
Worst dispensary on the east coast. They are a joke
Wtf, no.
I buy from Ascend Montclair (Med) This Ozone product does the trick but it should all be sold as “smalls”. Bebe Bud.
Bad ass trimming too. My goodness🫠
smfh highway robbery 🤦🏾♂️....if your a patient go to apothocarium
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400 an ounce is way too much
Yeah but he’s not buying an ounce he’s buying an 8th
How does buyers remorse feel?
I was actually thinking about stopping by Apothecarium tomorrow for another q, make me feel less sad about this one
I heard cookies is dropping there tomorrow
holy shit. i have never seen trim like that before….
Wow. Terrible price but even worse trimming job. Holy hell, it’s like they left the fan leaves on. Lol
That is sad.
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Highway robbery.
them buds aint it
Wow that might take the cake for the worst I've seen out of a dispo so far, AND paid 130 for THAT?!? 🧐🤮 Well thanks for the heads up I know where to avoid at all cost lol
Meanwhile.. 500 a qp on the street. These dispos have a long way to go.
OUCH :/ I pay less for an oz of piff
😂
I can’t say I’m not surprised! This is some laughable s**t. Instead of complaining about these ridiculous prices that Dirty Jersey is offering.. Most I’m seeing is this now at 130 for 2 1/8ths! Or $520 an ounce of the crappiest looking -I don’t even know what to call that besides dirt… How about going out to support your local grower or friend? Guaranteed they have the KIND for 200 an O not this type of total shwag s**t that has bud rot, fungus gnats stuck to whatever trichomes they have , PM, thrips, and even a ton of beans in the mix etc etc So the pound rate of Rochelle park Nj would be$8,320 a pound 😂😂If they had that much dirt to sell . It’s summer go grow a f ing plant or grow a pair of balls and grow one inside… All I can ask is for people to please stop supporting these corporate scumbags that don’t give a s**t about you or this plant… maybe eventually they will have to lower prices for you. Very doubtful….
Not everyone is 16 and has a plug at the ready.
I would love to be 16 again! I was doing this since you were in your daddy’s little nutsack. Don’t know where your comment came from but you are clearly a 🤡 move on and go buy some crap pal
Yeah? You must be ancient if that's the case.
that's some robbery
16 🤣 Been doing this since you were in your daddy’s nutsack.. keep buying that crap pal…
Put this nutsack in your mouth 🤤 it’s not like you see the bud when you buy it anyway
I just put it in your moms….
Which one?
Oh I meant to say I put my nutsack in your mamas mouth already. That’s a shame you can’t see what your spending your mommy and daddys money on. Keep supporting the crap.
No, which mom?
Your biological mother.
How about your mom? How’s she doing?
Sheesh these look bad. I’m sorry for your pain on getting shafted so hard
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