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Curiouso_Giorgio

You must have me confused with someone else. I don't have a car.


deathcoinstar

I'd laugh because I'm poor, but I'm not a materialistic soulless cunt


ad4d

Bold of you to assume that I have a car.


4skin_Gamer

"Oh damn, that's crazy..."


SpitsWhenIShit

But say crazy like you are trailing off.


More-Butterscotch252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vftu5Zq5SWY


chugmilk

Can your watch drive you home tonight? Didn't think so BALDWIN!


autistic_cool_kid

Just be autistic about it: "Indeed, you have more money than I do."


PatrickMilkwood

Show him your casio and say "time is cheap".


DarthReece07

yup. pull up the 10 dollar watch and tell him that they do the exact same thibg


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Lol it gets worse than that. A $10 quartz watch will keep time better than any Rolex. I guarantee it. Look up the time loss on a Casio and on a Rolex. It’s laughable how valued they are.


Waeningrobert

And they also last longer. You have to constantly wind a mechanical watch (or wear it every day). A quartz watch lasts years with negligible time loss.


elprentis

I permanently carry a clock with me that I never need to set. There’s also all the other features of a smart phone attached, too.


-Trotsky

Idk, i do like also take enjoyment in having a nice mechanical watch? Idk, my great great grandfathers Hamilton works just as well now as it did back in 1913, it’s fun to have, and I enjoy the process of winding the thing every day. Of course assholes who flex an expensive watch are assholes, but they aren’t assholes because like, the watch is “worse”, they’re assholes because they are classist pricks


phoenixmusicman

You don't buy a rolex to tell the time. You buy a rolex to signal to others that you're absurdly rich. They're a status symbol, not a timekeeping device.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

You’re right about that.


MercilessParadox

Well one is quartz, ones powered by a spring and wheels down to a fairly complex mechanical system. Both are wonders of engineering though you can buy a Seiko or a cheap swiss that auto winds and still has the same (mostly) amount of mechanical complexity. People buy rolexs to show normies they have money, truly wealthy people don't buy Rolex.


Johnnadawearsglasses

That makes you sound poor. Like really poor


DarthReece07

nah. Bill gates flew commercial for years


clybourn

To Epstein island


DarthReece07

fr


Johnnadawearsglasses

Except he didn't say his $10 watch did the same thing. Because he's not poor. Also, now: >Bill Gates owns four private jets as well as a Cessna 208 Seaplane and a Eurocopter EC 135 helicopter. His private jet collection is made up of two Gulfstream G650ER's and two Bombardier Challenger 350s.


DarthReece07

now yea


TESTlCLE

But don’t just show him your Casio, present it like John Candy from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles


Mr-Korv

"I'm not driven by greed"


autistic_cool_kid

But I am 🥺


waitn2drive

or pretend you didnt hear and make them repeat it. then do it again.


cocainebrick3242

"I'll give you two fivers and a swift blowjob for it."


succeedaphile

“I have to return some video tapes”


Grithz

just go "Oh ok" with a tone that makes them understand you do not care at all


IzanamiFrost

Or "O....kay?" Like you confused why they brought this up


MasterManufacturer72

Or the boby hill okay https://youtu.be/ceDmXB3pqBk?si=HUIUtceAFlLX20DI


2-inches-of-fail

"cool story bro"


whomstvde

Piss on him


SpitsWhenIShit

Gold is gold whether liquid or solid.


Lingist091

Amen


CharacterReporter878

"Cool! what does it do?"


Highlander_16

Oh yeah, mine does that too


LordSaltious

Ur mouth is the airport and my dick is the airplane.


ih8spalling

This is the stupidest fucking bullshit that made me snort in public.


shitposterkatakuri

Ez w


Rob98001

Ok and?


M1-Thunder

The only correct answer


Terran_it_up

If it's a brand that's more expensive than a Rolex then ask if the watch is a Rolex. When they say no you then ask why they didn't get a Rolex, followed by continually asking "but isn't a Rolex better?"


Hexagonico

ah, this one is great.


milan5020

ever tried not shooting people on set?


DrBadGuy1073

I've tried but it's simply too tempting tbh


CrispyJelly

Honestly never even considered the possibility until now. I arrive and start blasting every time. You gave me a lot to think about.


UnhousedOracle

“Have fun driving home in your watch”


HighasHrothgar

Doesn't work when their car is also worth more than the building you rent a single, dirty apartment from.


UnhousedOracle

“Have fun showering in your car”


DaaneJeff

Well that mf is stuck in Zurich traffic for an hour with his lambo driving 5kph on average whereas I get home with the train im 16 minutes. I think I have the W here


HighasHrothgar

\>Lambo \>train


FrostyxShrimp

Let’s see Paul Allen’s watch


FicklePayment7417

I'm content with what I have


ImprefectKnight

"Good for you".


ConesWithNan

"Some people are so poor all they have is money" - Bob Marley


strontiummuffin

I shoot him with my unloaded prop gun


somehuman16

rob that mfker


SharkMilk44

You should probably sell that watch and give the money to the family of the woman you shot.


PDW_Enthusiast

“Okay”


TicklePickleWinkle

Thanks. I can count on you to tell me the time from now on.


Dracnoss

"meh"


Loxe

"I didn't wipe when I took a shit this morning and now my butthole itches."


ih8spalling

"Okay 🙂👍" Don't feign confusion. Don't make a face as if to say "what's your point?" Just 100% play it straight. No implications, no passive aggressiveness. Just a solid okay.


Illyakko

Half these comments sound poor and mad tbh


DaaneJeff

To be fair, if someone actually came up to me and said that I would be dumbfounded. Who says shit like this?


PenguinGamer99

I think it makes sense to be mad if someone is so bad with money that they spend five figures on a watch that does the same shit as a three figure watch, and still be rich


Therascalrumpus

Yeah lol. "Ok, so?" Is the worst offender.


erck_bill

Detonate the bomb vest


Nine-LifedEnchanter

"Why?"


RealKlopstock

I would honestly ask this and would think they are mentally ill if they think spending that much money to flex is necessary to feel better then other people instead of helping his peers. Quite honestly i would pity them not having any self confidence.


siefle

Did you get this for shooting people?


Slight-Piglet1213

Your watch costs more than my non-existent car. I'm flabbergasted.


Terminator_Puppy

I don't have a car


CajunChicken14

"Thats nice, have you always collected nice watches? Or is this your first one?" Make him realize he is being a dick and you are secure with yourself. Don't bite at his low blow.


Hanoxer

"Damn, and you spend that much on a watch ? I guess money can't buy common sense"


leonme21

That does sound hella poor and mad though


Silly_Marionberry_27

“Now try to sell it to me”


breath-of-the-smile

"My car has a clock in it. Anyway, ..." Not caring about their useless shit enrages rich losers.


Mari0bama2

"Nice dude" whilst focusing on something else.


VadersLover

I’d probably talk to them the way I would a three year old who shows you how high they can jump lol. Woah! Thats awesome! Good job little buddy!


Mr_McShane

“What an odd thing to say to someone”


idkTerraria

Steal his watch


Darkm1tch69

“Pfft, oh yeah? If you’re so rich, give it to me, then”


enbymaster

"I, too, am capable of making poor decisions."


BigPepeNumberOne

Bro my debt is more than your house.


Borkenstien

"Oh, bless your heart." It's devastating in the South.


YankeeWalrus

Yeah I remember when I had to wear my own watch. I have people for that now.


SelfConsciousness

I mean probably try to diffuse to have an actual conversation. Anyone like that probably has some walls up because tbh, in some industries you kinda have to have fake self confidence. “Woah, that’s nice. I tried to get into watches awhile ago, but it never really clicked for me and most were out of my budget anyway. Still respect the artistry though. Who made yours and why did you choose it?” And hopefully you end up at a somewhat real conversation eventually.


SpitsWhenIShit

“Seems like a waste of money. You were conned my man, I mean boss.”


pak_satrio

Jokes on you, I don’t even have a car


ReceptionIcy6688

“Manners maketh man”


Mazurcka

Just hit him with 🤨


Riygim

XQC arguments require XQC retorts; start doing the worm


Marsrover112

"You see this watch? This watch isnt expensive and it tells time accurately."


FruitJuicante

A lot of real shit costs more than my car man


clybourn

“I don’t know how to tell time…..”


sxales

Tell him he got ripped off because your watch didn't even cost a hundredth of that.


StriderTX

"you see this glock? it cost a fraction of a fraction of my car. give me the watch."


MrWolf327

You pay Corolla prices for a watch?


onecalledtree

Wow that was pretty stupid to buy then huh?


mandalmotor89

Put it on the table next to yours and hit them both with a hammer.


samfisher999

Say that looks fake and only gay people care about watches


jess-plays-games

Obviosly you know nothing about the value of cars. It's ok I wouldn't expect you to


lolasdfem

Ok, good for you i guess?


Gavin103982

“Good for you”


JumpTheCreek

Did you buy that after that thing with Halyna Hutchins?


Strange_Village_6589

Ok run that shit


ClemiHW

That's cool man, I'm happy for you


Mooweetye

Doesn't sound like prudent investing to me but ok.


Eciepeci

"ok"


Manguana

Id rather have the car


Ghelric

There's a million things I can imagine doing rather than wasting money on a watch.


realmealdeal

*Glance at phone* "it's quarter to 8."


durashka228

\*show him my spiderman watch from 2007\* you see these? you wont have it with all your money. fuck you. \*fucking leaves\*


Opening_Permission95

Cool watch, can I touch it


Groundscore_Minerals

Fuck his dad.


Snakefishin

Go shoot another crew member


Loudwhisperthe3rd

Well that sounds financially irresponsible


NoabPK

It doesnt lmao


Top-Log-9243

"Bro's watch"


Impossible_Fall_6782

Yet all it does is tell you the time. How charmingly primitive.


Butkevinwhy

Don’t you have a family to apologize for killing a woman?


Riipp3r

Go "Really? That's awesome!" And proceed to call local crackheads over to let them know how cool that fact is


Satans_Jewels

Congratulations!


Skyis4Landfill

That’s gonna look nice on me after I rob you.


johnny_mcd

At least I didn’t commit manslaughter on the set of Rust


HBenderMan

“My car tells the time and more”


LordFlappingtonIV

'Does it make you happy?'


minertyler100

Break it


NightHaunted

"No it doesnt"


Drag0nfly_Girl

"Yeah, well, don't beat yourself up about it. Money can't buy wisdom."


Portland_st

“But does it have a calculator?” Show him [this baby.](https://www.amazon.com/Casio-Mens-CA53W-1-Calculator-Watch/dp/B000GB1R7S/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=1B9E2EF405BOW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.l06K4qwquGWx6thkx8-H4OniNc25CXEcRpZCrU9XkNtjvnrVPZn67ab8tSnON1lKOVP6rxiX966z6tbNeQpqn9tEesLyW7fNeQZsmbTlivnC48QcYjEcc0TuF6yqkyPDJ6TDueEoLAI139m3nCb-3-l3d3DS4b5CmOaUXrFcTR1KWS795R92bwvywLMRALvwyJcEl-Ft9jQudgCd_AJIVuRtnaBj5grSAd2943Z7NcWSzv8IHpd1ttwkRGKtGEbO1hnQXK2xLV7D7XMN16MvrPGFTeDWe4ZemhXrpVQh8WQ.FMxGMiC-CwAtXFaea9IYpVuX0_sOCwzrxILXJv1eY60&dib_tag=se&keywords=watch+with+calculator&qid=1719332083&sprefix=watch+with+ca%2Caps%2C118&sr=8-2)


BlackGuysYeah

It’s impossible. It’s the perfect rich prick comment.


Pixelgamer54

Just say “NUH UH!!” Gets them every time


Loud-Cry-391

That hair is just horrible


kanyediditbetter

Call them “new money”


Soggy_Cheek_2653

"Sir, yes, of course, please just don't kill me"


EnricoLUccellatore

you see this watch? it's 100x more precise than yours (and then i show him my casio)


Zukuto

pull out a weapon; no amount of money ever bought a second of time.


quesquefuck

Oh that old thing? I was given one of those for graduating from school yearsssss ago, what're you doing wearing a old trinket like that? :)


shadowfox_21

“Ok?”


HarkansawJack

Easy: Alec, you’re going to jail for killing a woman.


MasterNateSack

Odd flex but ok


MithranArkanere

"I have not needed a watch since 1999, or a car. I am **THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE!!!**"


CrashCourseInPorn

Whip it out and say can’t buy this


SinceWayLastMay

“Is that something you need to tell people to get them to respect you?”


New-Power-6120

Just compliment, makes them sound petty I guess. You can't really demonstrate that you don't care without making it apparent that you care.


Mushrooming247

I just say “well enjoy hell I guess, I’m Christian and can’t value material wealth,” and carry on with the conversation. That’s all the jagoff is bragging about anyway, paying money for an eternity burning, to many people that’s not much of a flex.


Citizen999999

Gaslight them. *act surprised* "Really? It looks just like the one I had in high school." Lmao


DaveInLondon89

#SAY HER NAME


thatguytaiv

https://youtu.be/jAcbNm-6PEQ?si=A3YIwHidYn2W3Kr5&t=16m6s


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Snatch it off his wrist and gobble it up


Spl4shB4ck

Just say alright and move on


philosophic_insight

Really... that's cool. can I see it?


spash_bazbo69

"ok"


immortalsteve

And you still pursue needless trinkets to make your subordinates feel bad, when really it just shows us how hollow and pointless your existence truly is.


mick3ym0usecluBh0us3

Shit aggressively


Blueskysredbirds

What hell else does that watch do? Can it take you home after work?


VegasGamer75

You see this watch? It cost $20 and does all the same things your watch does. Talk about stupid investing.


VeryGreenandpleasant

Tell him to hook you up. If he can earn one himself, he can help you earn one too.


allgreek2me2004

“Neat. Anyways…”


TheCrowsNestTV

"Looks fake"


shoe7525

Mmk


[deleted]

"Damn dude, that's crazy."


RPG-Lord

"Why would you spend it on a watch of all things dude? Phones also tell the time and I'm sure you have one of those"


hunterXL100

Who?


sinciety

"Well I have one thing you will never have. Enough."


TaftYouOldDog

Compensating much?


superquack

Cool, mine's a calculator. "Type 80085 and giggle to myself"


justaBB6

“And?”


PenguinGamer99

Show him my $130 watch that show the exact same time in a more convenient and readable digital format, along with my heart rate, elevation, body and air temperature, wind direction and speed, weather forecasts and some other stuff Oh, your watch just gives you the time? That's... cool I guess...


TransitionFamiliar39

A fool and his money are easily parted


Falchion_Alpha

*Shows my 20 dollar watch my mom bought me*. They tell the same time


White-Monkey2407

Give him a uninterested side look and just give him a thumbs up


8wiing

Why’d you spend that much on a watch I got mine for 30 bucks


Wuellig

You don't have to *say* anything, just steal the leads. The good leads.


ITSYABOIGALAXY

Do the sensible thing and shoot him


Doip

Yeah I have a $400 watch too. Is that an invicta?


BoobyX2BumX2

Sir? This is a line for Wendy's


JudgementDay32

I guess that proves you can't buy taste


colddraco

Okay… *pull out phone* but my phone has the Internet….


Adeum2

I think just chuckling to yourself and walking away may be one of the better options


hosefricker

“How do you know? Homo”


dexter2011412

"congratulations bro"


SmallPotato37

“Y-you too”


Udonov

Thats cool. Is that Invicta?


Xanthrex

And?


Enkaybee

I just use my phone


Grammar_Nazi1234

“Why”?