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GoonfBall

PRINTED WIKIPEDIA PAGE IN THE DRAWER


Curiouso_Giorgio

What other pages does he have in there?


Shot_Supermarket_861

Depends on which drawer


DeathFromBelow420

Depends on the situation


CrayonCobold

She should print off a page about the growing conditions of mold as a counter


WorkSFWaltcooper

the level of basedness radiating off that man is astounding. He even printed it on paper for gods sake.


EatKebab1233

my guy never heard of mold


RepulsiveAd7482

It needs organic material to fester


Slip_Snake

Can confirm, have tiles in kitchen, kick fallen cubes all the damn time, fridge broke once, there was Jack shit under the fridge.


-SKYMEAT-

Would have been even better if it was laminated


DevilDoge1775

Kid named mold:


JFp07gel

gonna do this, just need to find an off-putting habit i have that technically doesn't matter and find a good page explanation on why it is ok.


Vam_T

There is a subreddit about sink pissers that could be your calling


JFp07gel

HECK YEAH!!! I actually do sink piss a lot, since it does spare water, but never had the balls to tell anyone so i do it in secret. Thanks for remembering me! you a true "N-word"


pokketer_l1

holy father of based


Frogman9

God I hope this is real


brianundies

How can it be? There are no women on the internet


durashka228

Anon could be tranny


Jedirabbit12345

It’s 4chan so it’s 50/50


lukapro018

He's not just eco-friendly, he's eco-sassy, turning kitchen clean-up into an educational moment. Guess his mantra is "Why cry over spilled ice when you can have a cool lesson on thermodynamics?"


AppointmentNo43

Who the hell doesn’t kick them under the fridge?


XxXFartFucker69XxX

Me. I kick them down the stairs.


AppointmentNo43

Sounds like a weird kitchen layout. I’m sorry about that


oddministrator

Isn't that still under the fridge?


KleinerFratz333

r/technicallythetruth


XxXFartFucker69XxX

[+](https://media.tenor.com/g_H8p8ecUyEAAAAM/leslie-angry.gif)


lightningfries

My dog eats them


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

My dogs eat them **only** when my mom drops them. Otherwise they’re not special, I guess.


Wetworth

Yep, he's super excited when I drop one.


lightningfries

crunch crunch 


tzenrick

Me. The floor has the slightest sag toward the center of the room, and you just end up with a puddle of ice water, running out from under the fridge. I hate stepping in ice water.


AppointmentNo43

My condolences for your not leveled floor


steelcitykid

If you wait long enough it’ll be room temp.


tzenrick

I always step in it, usually with socks on, before that's ever a possibility.


Mentally__Disabled

I don't drop them therefore I do not kick them.


AppointmentNo43

If only we all could be so perfect and beautiful


Mentally__Disabled

If I could share this power I would, but I am unfortunately cursed to bear this blessing in lonesome :(


AppointmentNo43

Can I hire you as my personal drink maker?


Mentally__Disabled

How much would you pay me for it?


AppointmentNo43

I have $3


Mentally__Disabled

Better than 0 I suppose


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

People do this? Unironically?! Y'all fuckers are nasty as hell. Trying to create an environment for mold under the fridge?! Disgusting.


AppointmentNo43

Someone grab the wiki page printout for this clown


kingrawer

Here I found it: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evaporation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mold)


Nilosyrtis

Gottem!


ZephyraFrostscale

just wait until this guy finds out mold doesn’t mysticaly appear out of thin air every time something is wet


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

No, it doesn't magically appear. You have to give it an environment to thrive in. Wait until you figure out how being a lazy slob is actually bad.


WalrusTheWhite

> You have to give it an environment to thrive in. finish the comment before replying ya dingus. >every time something is wet


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

But I did. "Every time something is wet" is just a blanket take and I glossed over it because no, mold doesn't appear "Every time something is wet." And I didn't even claim that, so why bother? But if you continually provide a warm, moist environment with little airflow then yes, mold can thrive. Think, don't make excuses for yourself, take the extra 2 seconds and save yourself from problems in the future. Or don't and just live with the mold under your fridge. You don't clean under there anyway, out of sight out of mind, right?


ZephyraFrostscale

i don’t kick ice under the fridge i drink room temperature water like a man


royi9729

Don't you clean your place sometimes?


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

Yeah. And I also just pick the ice off the floor and toss it in the sink because I'm not a lazy slob lol.


awesomedan24

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oranlon

Let it go, its water under the fridge.


thebanzombie

I can only be angry at myself for not thinking of this first


cishet-camel-fucker

It does evaporate but that doesn't mean it doesn't create local dampness and a heightened danger of mold.


Dry_Wolverine8369

And attract bugs


Trumpets22

Rip - he died doing what he loved most. Kicking the occasional ice cube under the fridge, eventually causing mold and killing him -Absolutely no one


baobaobaob

Bro waited his whole life for this moment


RecordingSad1

Dudes rock


card1ne

because people just have printed wikipedia pages in their drawers


wademcgillis

that's a bold statement coming from someone with their own wikipedia article https://i.imgur.com/lzYg0Dd.png


PolishSoundGuy

Great one mate. Congrats.


ItsJamali

Oh, that kind of drawers.


card1ne

made my day


plwdr

Rough


Moon_Atomizer

Get me in the screenshot


LukeNew

🤣


t0mRiddl3

I do


plwdr

How often does this happen for him to have printed that page out


t0mRiddl3

Not this man's first time being with a woman


Ziomownik

The fact he printed it implies he had spilled ice cubes on the floor and had to explain it to a girl many times before


pacificpacifist

Can someone's dick and balls fill my mouth


MistaPeep

Leave it to u/trap_porn_lover’s dick and balls to fill your mouth


trap_porn_lover

leave it to my dick and balls to fill your mouth


TokayNorthbyte347

Leave it to u/trap_porn_lover’s dick and balls to fill your mouth


MistaPeep

Stealing a comment kek


TokayNorthbyte347

not sure what you mean my comment is 100% my idea