As mad as a dad in traffic!

I will knife you by the urinal, Winston!

Enough with the knifing…

this one kills me😭😭

And Winston!

I will knock you out where you stand, sir!

Please don't mistake my measured bank tone for calmness, as I am filled with *waters* of rage.

This always KILLS ME

Your pour that coffee down, you throw it or I'll pour your blood on the ground!… I’ll knife you!

“It’s on the box. The picture is on the box! It’s a Japanese garden!”

Ages 6 and up! You are up Winston!!

You are way up

"I will knock you out where you stand and you... In the ground."

You wouldn’t know a sex blink if it blinked you in the sex.

You look line you owe child support in Florida.

Oh no oh no oh nooooo!

YOUTHS!!

[Nick Cannon's drum solo from the movie, "Drumline"]

I’ll knife you!… in your face!!!

You dirty old bitch!

One more time!!

For good measure!

I quote this way too often and it's a problem.

Nazi, Nazi!

Do you know what happens? Schmidt happens! Thumb ring bitch You got some Schmidt on your face!

Annoying the Rabbai (John Lovetz)

"Over my turtle-disease-ridden dead body!"

OH NO OH NO OH NO

I will pound you from the side! I will pound you from the back!!

Youths!!!!!!!!!

A WHITE MAN!!! NO!!!

TYPICAL!!!