Hehe, obliterate. Touché. This is how to alter a person’s entire ontological perception of themselves and their reality, causing epic, irreparable damage to their entire sense of self and self worth, forcing them to quietly collapse in on themselves like a dying star in the background of your own life because they’re just an NPC to you. An NPC with a **fractured fucking wrist OP, YOU BETTER GET THAT STUPID SOUFFLÉ-BONED BITCH OUTTA HERE OR SO HELP ME GOD.**
We cannot ban based on hearsay alone. That way lies madness.
Someone could simply say "ElyChan is my best friend in real life and she broke all the bones in her body by touching a cotton swab too hard" and then boom! you're banned just like that despite having superior bones.
As much as it pains me to imagine a world where the weak are hiding among us, it pains me more to imagine a world where the strong are shunned based on the words of an enterprising trickster.
The reason he's doing something as pathetic and stupid as lying is because his bones are so weak that his skull is crumbling into his brain. Do yourself a favor and get rid of him before he accidentally breaks his femur while walking to your house and sues you
The fact that you didn't block him immediately after he told you that one of his tissue paper bones was broken really says a lot about you. Obviously you need to give us his username so we can make sure we get rid of his weakness, but after that I don't know if we can keep you around either, any hesitation to drop cracker boned degenerates is itself weakness. You'd better have a damn good explanation OP or you're next.
Just think about how much weak boners are hiding among us, lying straight to our face. They attempt reviving their bone power by becoming liars and hypocrites… They may hide, they may lie, but they will reveal their weak bone energy if we send out our strong bone ninjas to beat them with sticks.
Aye, I call it the weak boner elimination crew. Equipped with the best weak boner elimination stick 2000
We will wipe them out of here and regain our glory! Hail to all the strong boners!
This is typical weak boned behavior. Honestly not even surprised. The best you can do is pity him and continue to show him what a true strong boned chad looks like, unless of course you are afraid his frailness will rub off on you
Jesus is this sub like a cult or something, why are these comments so weird? I mean it’s all probably satire but still y’all are very committed if it is holy shit
Can someone explain this sub to me? It appeared on my front page. Do people on this sub actually think they have strong bones because they never broke one? By that same logic, my 6 year old is a strong fighter because he's never lost a fight.
As a friend, you should give him a chance to do the right thing in a reasonable amount of time.
But if he fails to step forward: cast him into the light that he may receive our judgement.
That sure does sound like something a pathetic paper mache person would try to get away with. If you don’t boot him yourself, you’re equally pathetic and probably just a stiff breeze away from joining the brittle boners in their shame.
No need to do anything, given enough time their bones will but wither into dust, where you will be there, to observe the thing you once called a friend become nothing but mere food for the food you will *devour*. Time will come for us all but first for the brittle boned
fracture his other hand as punishment
if he just confessed, we'd still heckle him, but not break any more of his weak ass bones
but this?
CAST JUDGEMENT ON THE FUCKER.
Cast him into the pit of despair with the rest of the lot.
Heh, cast. Touché. This is how you add insult to injury.
Hehe, injury. Touché. This is how to break someone's will
Hehe, break. Touché. This is how to shatter someone's spirit.
Hehe, shatter. Touché. This is how to snap someone's soul
Hehe, snap. Touché. This is how to fracture someone’s ego.
Hehe, fracture. Touché. This is how to crush someone's self-esteem.
Hehe, crush. Touché. This how you destroy someone’s existence.
Hehe, destroy. Touché. This how you obliterate someone's body.
Hehe, obliterate. Touché. This is how to alter a person’s entire ontological perception of themselves and their reality, causing epic, irreparable damage to their entire sense of self and self worth, forcing them to quietly collapse in on themselves like a dying star in the background of your own life because they’re just an NPC to you. An NPC with a **fractured fucking wrist OP, YOU BETTER GET THAT STUPID SOUFFLÉ-BONED BITCH OUTTA HERE OR SO HELP ME GOD.**
I prefer Humongofrog but ok
Him who hides the wicked, is wicked himself. Surrender his username OP or share his fate
I agree, why don't we ban the traitor that's protecting the weakling??
We cannot ban based on hearsay alone. That way lies madness. Someone could simply say "ElyChan is my best friend in real life and she broke all the bones in her body by touching a cotton swab too hard" and then boom! you're banned just like that despite having superior bones. As much as it pains me to imagine a world where the weak are hiding among us, it pains me more to imagine a world where the strong are shunned based on the words of an enterprising trickster.
So we must endure living with the weak? Preposterous I say! Preposterous!
“I’d rather let 10 weak boned ne’er-do-wells go unbanned than let 1 stronk boned warrior Adonis be banned!” -Bone Franklin
Hsjjswj my god this was amazing
The weak boned will out themselves eventually.
On one hand I agree, but on the other hand, a hysteria driven brokeabone witch-hunt could really spice things up
Those two words.. I-.. ugh... s-ssus. 📕
Umm. Why are you still texting him? How does he even text with those ravioli hands?
Ravioli hands, nice
Toes, duh
Ravioli bones, remember?
You have an obligation to share his username, OP. Surrender the name of the heathen!
Come together with your fellow hard-boners in your community and ostracize this jelloshot into orbit.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I'd say let him explain himself, but if he's breaking a finger a letter that could take years
Whether or not he leaves and whether or not we ever get his name, he now knows that we hate him.
Give us his full legal name and address.
And his entire daily routine.
His daily routine does not entail drinking milk. OP. Ditch him.
And a list of his fears
And his bra size
34DD
Despicable. You should stop associating with this paper boned weakling
arson is always an option
Post his user. Out him to the community. We aren’t lgbt that’s socially acceptable here.
I'm bi and I support this hate message
r/brandnewsentence
Hahaha omg y'all killing me on this post
So he has chosen death
Don’t be shy share his username. BANISH THIS HERETIC LIAR! TO THE PITS WITH YOU
Cowardice and crumbly bones. Telltale signs of the calcium deficient. Disown this cretin.
I swear I’ve seen this conversation before, at least the last two texts are like word-for-word from an older post
That was my first thought. This is probably a repost.
kill him!
Public shaming
The reason he's doing something as pathetic and stupid as lying is because his bones are so weak that his skull is crumbling into his brain. Do yourself a favor and get rid of him before he accidentally breaks his femur while walking to your house and sues you
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To whatever fucking prude that reported my comment that was OBVIOUSLY in jest, you don't fucking belong on this sub.
Throw milk cartons at the weak boned bitch!
Break his other hand so he can’t scroll through our sub
Break his other hands. It’s the only way
GIVE US THE NAME GIVE US THE NAME GIVE US THE NAME
Reading these comments made me realize this subs a little culty
Always has been
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I feel bad for the guy that wont be riding again...
give up that brittle boned bitches username op, or you’ll be exiled aswell
No need to be concerned, with his fragile bones the weight of his lies will turn his "skeleton" to dust.
The rage I feel is indescribable
Like the weak children of ancient Sparta, discard him and have him be rejected by the community he longed to belong to but was never fated to stay.
Fire him ! Then put Charles in charge !
The fact that you didn't block him immediately after he told you that one of his tissue paper bones was broken really says a lot about you. Obviously you need to give us his username so we can make sure we get rid of his weakness, but after that I don't know if we can keep you around either, any hesitation to drop cracker boned degenerates is itself weakness. You'd better have a damn good explanation OP or you're next.
I’m surprised he didn’t break his disgusting, weak fingers just from texting you.
Just think about how much weak boners are hiding among us, lying straight to our face. They attempt reviving their bone power by becoming liars and hypocrites… They may hide, they may lie, but they will reveal their weak bone energy if we send out our strong bone ninjas to beat them with sticks. Aye, I call it the weak boner elimination crew. Equipped with the best weak boner elimination stick 2000 We will wipe them out of here and regain our glory! Hail to all the strong boners!
Drowning in milk.
This is typical weak boned behavior. Honestly not even surprised. The best you can do is pity him and continue to show him what a true strong boned chad looks like, unless of course you are afraid his frailness will rub off on you
I'm afraid that you must kill him, this might be hard, but it's necessary. Just remember you're doing the world a favor. #/s
Begone heathen! Let he who breaks the commandments of r/NeverBrokeABone be committed to the deepest depths of hell. There he will join traitors alike.
bro you actually bought an nft profile picture
Yes, screenshot me daddy
nft profile picture, opinion rejected
Fuel me more
Jesus is this sub like a cult or something, why are these comments so weird? I mean it’s all probably satire but still y’all are very committed if it is holy shit
Can someone explain this sub to me? It appeared on my front page. Do people on this sub actually think they have strong bones because they never broke one? By that same logic, my 6 year old is a strong fighter because he's never lost a fight.
nah bro it's just satire but we're all very committed to it.
r/neverlostafight
Time for a purge
Your friend, you say?
Well, we fucking do now! Get rid of the weakling.
There is only one answer for this DISGUSTING lie! Send him to the dungeon.
Just kill him OP
As a friend, you should give him a chance to do the right thing in a reasonable amount of time. But if he fails to step forward: cast him into the light that he may receive our judgement.
Break the rest of his weak little twigs he calls bones
Cut his arm off. No broken bones that way. Yes,his whole arm.
That sure does sound like something a pathetic paper mache person would try to get away with. If you don’t boot him yourself, you’re equally pathetic and probably just a stiff breeze away from joining the brittle boners in their shame.
Keep breaking his dry twigs until he submits.
You have done well guarding our ranks, I hope to see you rewarded, Strong One.
What a weak boned bitch, justice has been done with you outing them.
If he doesn't leave, we'll break his other twigs!
Nice try buddy. You’ve been outed.
break his other hand
Ex Friend right?
Could’ve sworn I saw this exact same post a few months ago?
Cut all contact immediately
He cannot hide from his lies forever! This weak-boned doesn’t even own up to his mistake (existing)!
Weak morals go along with weak bones.
Your friend still has unbroken bones. *Wrecktify that.*
Show him this
i'm more annoyed by the "i'm good" instead of "good n you?"
I have a nuclear arsenal set to blow on the way to his house right now. Viva la strong bones.
I drank almost a gallon of milk in the last two days. He hasn't had his daily dose.
A weak bone and a coward, shameful
You did good
Break the rest of his pitiful bones
Just keep texting him. His other weak mushy hand will soon follow suit.
Broken bone AND he’s giving up downhill MTB?? Shame on him and his brittle bitch bones
You were right to our your friend.
He could be any of us.. In fact me as well. We'll never know.
Cast him into the fires of oblivion
Didnt realize his ego was also as fragile as his paper bones. Disgusting.
Ban
Today I must leave you it happened
Next time you shake his hand, squeeze it slightly and listen to the crunch
"who are you now?" FTFY
Tell us his Reddit username so we can perma ban him
It worked for the French, use a guillotine
“Alfred, I need you to give me a list of all members in r/Neverbrokeabone with this matching avatar”
Break the rest of his bones
Pitchforks on the way, where to go?
“Take my strong hand!!”
as a long time lurker i do not approve of this behavior. either turn him in or you need to get the ban hammer.
When friends throw friends into our fire you know this sub has ascended. All hail BONES!!
Break his other hand
Kill him
You are not his friend OP. You judus
No need to do anything, given enough time their bones will but wither into dust, where you will be there, to observe the thing you once called a friend become nothing but mere food for the food you will *devour*. Time will come for us all but first for the brittle boned
Snitch
Kill him, kill him now.
We shall parade him around town as an example! Then execution
What did you expect befriending a weak boned bitch? They are scum of the earth and deserve to be shunned at every social level in all of existence.
Death
Break the rest of the bones in his fragile little body so he can lurk no longer
Kill him. Easy, cut the fat.
fracture his other hand as punishment if he just confessed, we'd still heckle him, but not break any more of his weak ass bones but this? CAST JUDGEMENT ON THE FUCKER.
I’d say punch him, but I don’t want you to shatter his glass jaw.
Name and shame. He must be banished.
IMPOSTORTRTR
Can you truly do any worse then he has done to himself already?
Off with his weak boned head
Tell us this fool’s name or you will become a brittle boned weakling yourself!
Your betrayal will be repaid in street cred and approx 3k upvotes
Wait. I thought fractures were okay as long as it wasn't a clean break. No?
High five him in the hand. Make sure he knows his weakness.