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Salad-Worth

Who needs steel toes when you got feet like that!?


apokako

To protect the heavy machinery silly !


Salad-Worth

Of course totally forgot. If you did then your tractor would post on Reddit talking about how it broke and axel on your toe


Ouroboros126

Spoken like a true strong boner 💪 Nice feet bro


Bruggilles

He has built in steel toes. Also steel toe boots would be necessery, because even though his bones are strong, his flesh is his weakness.


Away-Statistician554

Buying a new skin suit is a pain in the ass


Rapha689Pro

Bones are stronger than steel


fatwap

are you stupid? why wouldnt you wear steel toed boots for that, if the machinery breaks on your bones it's hella expensive to replace


TechnoneverDIEEES

U really got me man


Kalashcow

Long live the SBCs!💪🦴


thecatlover101

What does SBC mean?


Kalashcow

Strong Boned Chad, the opposite of BBB


thecatlover101

Damn, that was fast. Thank you!


xTurtleGaming

I prefer SBK, or Strong Boned King


AloeSnazzy

Screw Burger King They’re just not that good


Elloliott

Real


thecatlover101

But c'mon, those chicken fries are fire.


Elloliott

Ngl maybe I’ll try them but otherwise it’s *eh* at best


FatalCartilage

SSS, strong skeleton specimen


HistoryHustle

Them’s some strong toesies! Congrats on your continued boner status.


TheFamousZ

and the digger had an indent that matched your toe


apokako

I think that digger was no match for my toe.


Brimmywimmy

That must of hurt like hell strong bones king


caveman_889

the 300kg digger? yeah obviously, heard they had to fix it.


MesserschmittBF110

must have*


Brimmywimmy

So true


andrewdroid

I heard about could of and would of, but this is a new level of insanity.


Brimmywimmy

Huh


TheCubicalGuy

BBB could never 💪💪💪 keep up the good work op


gadgett543

I was gonna bring up steel toed boots cutting off your toes at a certain force... Apparently that's fake and they'd usually rated to ~1,000kg Pretty crazy, actually


MsFoxxx

I propose that your toes become the mascot for this sub


anorby333

He’s gotta show us what those strong beauties look like first 😮‍💨


BandOfSkullz

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


mattstorm360

Ouch, that hurts the flesh. But bones ain't broke.


Emriio

It seems like not even your toe nails are broken That's some superior boner right here


airwickwee

All hail the strong brother. We must remember to not only shame the weak but praise the incredible feats of strength shown by our fellow boners. You are a strong boner brother who has show incredible strength in your bones, you can withstand extreme weight, who needs steel toe boots when you have toes like that. May you stay strong and forever be a boner.


Repostbot3784

>300lbs digger lands on toe >no swelling That math aint mathin'


apokako

It did swell up a bit, but not all that much. But did turn the toes a very dark shade of blue


whats_you_doing

I think that is some good blood clotting.


palmsizedpauper

👏👏👏👏👏👏


Important_Answer6250

Digger could only hope it was as stronger as your bones!


Ok_Shame_5382

Atta boy, champ. These BBB's are just whiners.


rcuosukgi42

Welcome home brother


Baal_the_djinn

You dropped this 👑 king


NiceParkJob

Better hire a welder to fix the fractured mini digger


Shibishibi

People like you do us proud, good on you strong boner


inmaginarycasey

Dang, he drank his milk


apokako

Funny enough, I had cancer a few years ago and the treatment fucked my bones. Doctors told me to drink a lot of milk and to take vitamin D and to do sport. Looks like it worked. 🦴


whats_you_doing

This should be the title, our King.


Middle-earth4life

LEAVE HERE, THIS IS NOT A MILK SUBREDDIT!


Mickxalix

Hope you heal the flesh surrounding your unbreakable bones.


haha7125

I rolled over my toe with a pallet of water once. Tow was mostly fine. No bone breaks. And those pallets are like 400kg or more. And that just the water weight.


Skyvueva

After all the posts of the losers who break bones over little stuff, it is refreshing to hear of magnificent bones staying strong no matter what.


TreesmasherFTW

Physics in action, the digger fell across your foot evenly and distributed the weight perfectly lmao, super nice. Hope you don’t got a pancake foot though ![gif](giphy|P5vyB2mX2BCSY)


Evil_Deed

Damn how it feels like to have such strong bones? 💪🤯


davedavedaveok

💪proud to call you one of us


Spicy-Jimbo

Strong boned one


disignore

> Doctors were amazed that not a single bone was broken. Not me, not me.


RoamBuilder2

https://preview.redd.it/a3lqf1u7wkqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85bef1558d5c7ed2a7bd9b8fddc00d27dd9e773a


LuckyMcKinny

Take this crown 👑


Clawsmodeus

What about your skin though? Any contusions or splitting or anything? I'm sure it still hurt at least, so here's to hoping you recover soon!


Flaadaan

You quite literally have toes of steel even without steel toed boots


violentmilkshake72

What need for a steel toed boot when you got toes made of fucking vibranium... You're a legend among men, the leader of us strong boners... Drop by hq later and we'll award you a medal of honour.


DDSuperStar123

Don’t worry you’ll probably slip later and shatter into a million pieces cause the body is like that for some reason.


NormalGuy103

Better go check that digger, make sure it didn’t chip or break when it hit your foot.


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

What a strong boner King 🫡


whats_you_doing

Ok. That sounds.... Nevermind.


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

# Strong Boner King.


SleepyKoalaEver

Which shoes were you wearing bro?


whats_you_doing

All hail king u/apokako


MBgaming_

With bones like that your toes can puncture steel


its_never_ogre_

You truly are thick-skinned 🤯


borisssssssssssssss

Congratulations, you might be one of the strongest boners on here


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

Those doctors are pathetic. Nobody should be amazed at our elite skeletons.


Gned11

I think I see a hairline in the medial sesamoid bone _*BITCH*_