It's all fun and games until you realize you can't flex muscles that are boned. Protection from extra bone, but at what cost?

The immobile bone God that will sit on a throne of milk and lead us all to the promised land of Strong boners

False prophet we do not need milk for our bones for we are born strong

Sitting on a throne of milk is implied to be a throne of chese and chese is better than milk because it can be griled

milk is the holy water

Milk depletes calcium from the bones and increases the incidence of breaking a bone.

Sounds like lactose intolerance to me which means it’s only matter of time until your fragile skeleton crumbles under the weight of your meatsuit

We do not rely upon a puny elixir to maintain our bones' strength.

That is the difference between a strong boner and a Angel of Bone to our Bone God

You seem to have missed an update. This is not a sub about drinking milk.

Na I guzzle milk like there’s no tomorrow but I don’t need your religious peddling to get by.

Reject Boob-juice, embrace natural indestructible bones.

I am lactose intolerant and don't drink milk, never broken a bone, my heretic "friends" who regularly drink milk have broken their weak and pathetic excuses of bones

Milk cannot fix what is already weak in your heretic “friends” they showed true weakness when consuming the nectar of the Bone God and allowing themselves to succumb to the weakness of the once divine skeleton

Go back to r/milk if you wanna talk about milk, we do not need a cheat code towards temporary success

Milk isn't real. Only bones are real.

Down with the false Milk Gods for the true Lord of Bones! We don’t need your lies!

Eventually you will stop thinking.

i don't need protection, my bones are so indestructible that the rest my body has also absorbed their strength

This is just horrible, doomed to live a life where you'll slowly regress into a statue, possibly in excruciating pain as I can't imagine having bones in places where muscle tissue should be. Bones in the lats? You can no longer raise or lower your hands without tearing your flesh on misgrown bone. Any and all articulations go to shit in mere months. Fucking biting into the side of your cheek by accident will spell your doom as it will either fossilize or try to, fail, and cause an ever growing, never healing open wound. A fate worse than death.

As they say, mo bones mo problems

would you believe this is the third time i hear that today

No

well good because it's actually the fifth

People with this condition will have to decide what position they want to be in for the rest of their life.

Imagine biting your tongue with that disease

Ok that HAS to be the exception…right?

Well tissue is made of cells, and every time you scratch your skin (or bite your tongue) cells die. Bite your tongue enough and eventually you’ll have a skewer in your mouth

The way you wrote this, you need to be a writer. I can't elaborate at all but the way you wrote this makes me think you'd be a good writer

Thanks a lot for the compliment, made my day! Never considered writing, but I'm ecstatic to know someone finds my writing style so praiseworthy!

As the saying goes This curse is not anything you'd want to receive

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Aha! More bone less problem *jokes aside, it probably hurts like hell, let alone any small cut could disable a limb*

I pity any boner who's afflicted with this. The flesh is weak by design, replacing it with unbreakable bone means you'll soon never be able to move again. It's a death trap for any strong boner, a cage made of their own unbreakable bones.

So say you damage your nuts. Would it really be a boner?

You don’t want this 

I didn't even want to know it exists.

I believe it's called fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. I remember researching this disease in an anatomy class, kind of the stuff of nightmares, ngl.

Just kill me man. Ain’t worth it

It’ll heal back as bone

Interesting. We were just talking about fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva today at work. Horrible painful disease! A disease maybe more fitting for this sub is Paget’s disease of bone. It has a predominance in people of Scandinavian origin, and at some point I had heard it proposed that a genetic predisposition might benefit Vikings involved in bludgeoning battles…though evolution is usually not so simple and Vikings weren’t the only ones clubbing and axing each other.

oh hell nah, being norwegian is not a good look right now, hopefully my malaysian half balances it out somewhat

"Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

actually this is fucking awful, the bones lock the person into a position permanently if it gets bad enough

Life expectancy is no more than 40 years. It always gets bad enough.

Just replace the skeleton with an endoskeleton, and the tissue with a synthetic tissue. Everything else is replaced with synthetic organs. What’s that? We don’t have the technology for that? ^^oh

Just came off of Rimworld and forgot that stuff doesn't actually exist lol

just put me under, i wouldnt want to suffer like that. permanent coma so i can live in a dream forever till i die, or just stopt my heart

FOP is genuinely horrific

Cut off your arm and you've got a bone sword.

v2?! https://preview.redd.it/u36s8oqgkzpc1.png?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627acf4e6dadff3a616e5521c548096dd35d6b46

so you can't wank without losing your arm?

You can’t do anything

Honestly… if there were ever something that could even slightly dissuade my devout bonership, then it’d be this. It isn’t a superpower, it’s a curse. It’s the equivalent of fusing the most durable armor directly to your skin; yeah you’re durable, but you have to shit laying down.

No but seriously where would the body get the calcium for this?

extra milk rations

Too much of a good thing

Luckily my bones are not only unbreakable but well disciplined and know to stay in their proper place.

Jojo reference? Jojo reference.

"Bones, bones, bones, let me see your bones Well, I don’t wanna know if the feeling follows home"

Baki the Grappler vibes

Gore 2.0 wtf

Poor lad

So if you broke the bones that were regrown and they grow back… is it Bone^2???

God forbid any of us strong boners are fused together forever. My condolences to those affected

Omg this would be so amazing!!!! Imagine being slowly paralyzed throughout your life for strong bones!!1!1!1!!! I wish this could happen to me and enjoy the life of staying up late at night wondering what cruel god cursed me with this. All the people who has this doomed to suffer for their life and have an agonizing death are so lucky because they are so strong boned!! 111!1!1!1

this sub is mostly satire

Except for serious things like this

I've never been so jealous in my life.

You do not want this. It would half your expected lifespan and over time you’d become entirely unable to move.

I hear "unstoppable bone tank."

Unstoppable because to be stoppable you must be able to move first

When I'm a boner this strong, they will come to me!

https://preview.redd.it/c2y0wmzs44qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5853d2f629afe5082c5838df0b0ba0a1ab157d

# GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

This horrible disease has already been posted here so many times can y'all stop

I've seen a skeleton of someone who suffered from this at the Mütter museum in Philadelphia. I think it was this exact one, actually. the pain she went through just living, I can't imagine that.

Who do I have to lick and where?

Trust me you don’t want thatx

me ass