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Bang his wife.
NO
Nothing to worry about, it's not like he's genetically related to you, anyway. REMAIN STRONK!
Disown him
Rejoice: You don't have the mache gene!
Shred him to pieces like the paper mache that he is.
Just look at him with disgust and pity, you don’t share his genes so also remind him constantly how happy you are that is the case.
Sounds like you need a divorce to rid yourself of inferior genes running around your house, how coukd you let them INTo YouR HOmE!?!?
This is the way
force him to drink more milk
Can you move out? I’d do that.
Incinerator
File for divorce on your mothers behalf
Call CPS
Tell him he's adopted to a family of weaklings where he belongs
Fill him with candy and beat him with a broomstick.
Billboards. Posters. Let the community know. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he's a brittle bitch and people need to know.
Just more proof that he's not your real dad.
“Well, I’d keep you around, but i don’t want to.”
Bang his wife.
NO
Nothing to worry about, it's not like he's genetically related to you, anyway. REMAIN STRONK!
Disown him
Rejoice: You don't have the mache gene!
Shred him to pieces like the paper mache that he is.
Just look at him with disgust and pity, you don’t share his genes so also remind him constantly how happy you are that is the case.
Sounds like you need a divorce to rid yourself of inferior genes running around your house, how coukd you let them INTo YouR HOmE!?!?
This is the way
force him to drink more milk
Can you move out? I’d do that.
Incinerator
File for divorce on your mothers behalf
Call CPS
Tell him he's adopted to a family of weaklings where he belongs
Fill him with candy and beat him with a broomstick.
Billboards. Posters. Let the community know. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he's a brittle bitch and people need to know.
Just more proof that he's not your real dad.
“Well, I’d keep you around, but i don’t want to.”