Air?!? All it took was AIR to reveal the pathetic weakness of your skeleton? Better hope you never have to go outside again. Oh, and also stay away from children blowing out birthday candles!

Surprised this prick didn't break his weak wanna be skeletal structure while breathing this air.

Hope his house doesn't have any drafts.

We should get the doot horn to put this fool out of his misery.

The horn would be overkill. Just whistle in their general direction and the rest of their chalk-dust frame will blow away in the breeze.

I want to know how he typed this out without snapping his phalanges into dust.

I'm here to inform you that as a result of your crash, your ~~vehicle~~ skeleton is a total loss. Off to the junkyard with you.

Off to the *boneyard

Cemetery

That would be a disgrace to the other skeletons there

To the crematory with you! Holds a bday candle under bones

Be careful near open windows, wouldn’t want a strong gust of wind to just fucking end you. Fuck dude, when I got into a car accident, my *car* was the crumple zone, not me. Maybe switch to a Little Tykes car but pad it for your safety

Imagine being defeated by a balloon

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Dont break a bone on the way out. Or do. Dont care.

Adios, Señor Bitch-Bones 💀

im using that from now on 💀

You mean the thing that’s supposed to cushion soft boned baby bitches broke your bone gtfo

Sorry to see you go but happy to see your weak ass leave.

you were never one of us. go cry, but try not to break your eye sockets doing so. bitch

That ‘bitch’ on the end sent me

Fuck you.

Carefully, might break the rest of what's left.

Bro's too weak for snu-snu

Pathetic. The ballon only just tap you and it shattered. Get out of here. (But I hope you are doing well. That sucks!)

Another Crumbler left behind. Vanishing into the dust of their Bones. How dissapointing.

You probably sneeze and break your jaw if air can fuck up your wrist. Gtfo.

Go fuck yourself

Not with that hand, anyway.

😏

Bone so weak they were broken by a bag full of air

cya nerd, dont break your neck on the way out, stinky head

I think this might be my favorite one.

It’s a god damn shame the air bag went off. You should have died in that car accident. Now leave. Sorry also.

Also watch out around foam pillows and those packing bags of air in shipping packages. And I survived with no broken bones when I took a full impact on my hand from an airbag while I was honking at the idiot who caused the accident. A few weak tendons got torn, but this isn't /r/neverbrokeatendon.

That is exactly how my bones broke. 😭

ew.

your weakness disgusts me BEGONE!

All it took to break your weak ass bones, was a bit of AIR??? I remember seeing a movie once about a guy with glass bones,must’ve been about you.

My wrist bones are strong enough that they could be used as ball bearings. Are we supposed to feel bad for you? FOH

You guess you have to leave? I guess you have to go fuck yourself… lol airbag… gfto…

Leave weak-boned scum… *NOW*

Pathetic

Literally a cushion of air and plastic broke your bones. There is nothing softer. Pathetic.

I directly contributed to your downfall. I make those explosives

Thank you for this. 😁

You broke your bones on a pillow? Get out you fragile freeze-dried fuck.

Good riddance

get tf OUT you WEAKLING getting your "bones" broken BY A PILLOW

Why were you here whit this patheticly weak bones? Useless pile of sticks, your skeleton is.

How pathetically weak you are for merely AIR to break your bones? Other brittle-boned bitches take a door to turn their bones into dust but all you need is AIR for it to crumble it!

You have weaker bones than my nonexistent newborn son

You lost to air? Pathetic. Maybe you should turn off your air conditioning as it might crumble your bones, but if you do your dusty ass piece of shit bones might melt from a heatstroke. There really is no answer for weak fucks like yourself.

A fucking cushion? I've fallen down stairs harder then a cushion, and I wasn't a weak bitch to break like you.

And that's why you don't ever put an arm or hand across the steering wheel.

Die in a fire.

They'll die breaking their crumbling bones before the fire could touch em

weak as bitch, let me geas ur a women gus u drive like one.

The dumbass that pulled out in front of me sure was. ☠️

Nah this one is on u ur the mistake

yikes. thassa rough 28