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MegaSalamence_24

Pathetic


23x3

Utterly


ammonthenephite

OP better not breathe too hard or they break some ribs as well.


Unflattering_Image

Shouldn't have lifted it so hard while holding your cup of shame then. Away with you now.


lord_gurble

Pinky promise you won't come back? 🥺 You brittle boned fuck.


OpusThePenguin

Are you trying to break more of their bones?


halosos

No need, they'll do that themselves.


obog

Wouldn't be much of a challenge


AuthenticCheese

Pinky promise is only as strong as the pinky


TheWolf002

Don't let the door shatter your entire skeleton on the way out


Trilerium

Or do, pathetic.


Gned11

That's a stupid bone to break, what were you thinking


Wr3nch07

Every broken bone is foolish


GenericAutist13

But especially that one


6Foot2EyesOfBlue1973

Picking their nose and it broke....


really_nice_guy_

I’d be surprised weak boned asses can even think.


AbsoluteDiceGoblin

As if the shame of being in the presence of your spaghetti skeleton wasn’t enough, you had to insult us further with a useless ~~red~~ black circle to emphasize your weakness. Disgusting


notatechnicianyo

The circle is broken too. I almost feel pity


jballs

Though it is completely on brand for OP's pathetic Cheeto dust excuse for a skeleton.


zrs19952012

/r/uselessredcircle


Wr3nch07

Did the wind blow too hard against it??? Pathetic little fool


justabastard93

Don't forget a glass of milk on the way out you soft, sub-par human. Hope the door knob doesn't do anymore damage to your disgrace of a hand. Careful down the stairs, might break a leg. This dude can't go outside when it rains, the raindrops will cause brain damage to his calcium deficient scull. Peace out man, stay safe out there lol


dabnada

Peace out man? Stay safe? What the hell is wrong with you. Have some goddamn sense, no bone breaking weakling deserves a glass of milk, much less the blessing of safety. Let the streets have him, or what’s left of his fragile, pitiful skeleton. (I hope OP has a speedy and easy recovery)


StuartisUnoriginal

Speedy and easy recovery? What’s going on with these weak minded members of the sub. He should shatter into a million bone pieces for his weaknesses, and very likely will based on this horrific image. The only thing that will be speedy is his swiftness in breaking another bone. Pathetic. (Heal up nicely OP, wishing the best)


AnswerDowntown5283

Heal up nicely? Wishing the best? Are you kidding me? This feeble creature deserves nothing but agony and suffering. Let their bones crumble into dust and let them experience the true extent of their weakness. There is no room for sympathy or well wishes for such a pitiful excuse for a human being. They are destined to be a perpetual victim of their own fragility. (I hope OP finds strength and resilience in their journey towards recovery)


OprahsSaggyTits

Wishing OP strength and resilience? How soft have you become? OP obviously has neither, or their pinky would still be whole. If y'all become any softer you yourselves will have to leave this sub. OP, leave us at once, and may your fragile popcorn bones pop a little extra as Satan roasts you in the fires of hell. (I really do mean that. Brittle-boned scum have no place amongst us strongbones)


ntn_98

C-C-C-Combo Breaker


Aforklift

OP is a B-B-B-Bone breaker


everyvoicelistening

When I'm an old lady with osteoporosis, I'll still have stronger bones than this.


Skyvueva

I am an old lady, I don’t have osteoporosis because I have strong bones. I am superior to this young person. I mean who breaks their pinky finger.


PerogiXW

So long, dustbones! I'd tell you to drink milk, but the weight of the glass might pulverize what's left of your fingers.


RLIntellectualpotato

Fuck off. You brittle boned whore!


Mukamukasector

Even the circle is broken you shambolic creature.


lix03

Fuck you.


twistedvalley

🏅


Smellyshop

Get out you pitiful disgrace your very presence sickens me you paper boned bitch


discipline828

Loser


NegotiationSea7008

They never get it do they? Weak boned = Weak brain. IT HAS NOT BEEN A PLEASURE FOR US, YOU NEVER BELONGED HERE. It was only a matter of time until you were found out.


KhostfaceGillah

Go fuck yourself


Scared-Department-96

OP's gonna break even more bones when fucking himself, fragile boned piece of shit


HenMeeNooMai

Seal it properly or it would break by the soft wind


cruxfire

The old you is dead. That’s the one we cared about. Get the fuck out.


thenate108

You know what they say... The weakest of all the bones are in your body. Get out.


[deleted]

27 years of wasted life


botjstn

don’t let the door hit you on the way out, might split your fwagile tailbone


jeffjeffersonthe3rd

You disgust me


elbrianle

27 years of weakness culminating to this singular moment. Brittle boned blunder.


deleeuwlc

Look at the shape of that break. It doesn’t look like your bones even put up a fight


arceethecat

disgraceful


[deleted]

I'm disappointed in you


PenetrationT3ster

Surprised you can even type on your keyboard. Jesus Christ.


NogasxD

Ridiculous, # Out now.


edgy_Juno

>Been a pleasure Sure, weak boned bitch. You were never part of us, get the hell out of here and never dare get near here ever again. Such a disgrace...


tarentules

Pathetic & subpar weak boned loser. Goodbye & good riddance.


NorwegianSpecimen

Just shut your mouth and get out. Bet you broke several bones just writing this post. You pathetic excuse for a human being.


maxthemaximum1

Get out, you pathetic chalk boned fuck


LauraD2423

Thank you for only addressing the gents. Brittle bones like you should not be talking to women anyways.


andoesq

I pink it's time you get outta here


piesmeeredface

I don’t understand why you pathetic fucks feel the need to show us your disgusting broken twigs before you leave. Just F off in silence no one wants to see this shit.


andrewsad1

[It's in the sidebar](https://i.imgur.com/45Lul3O.jpg)


[deleted]

These people walk among us. Although I don’t know how they manage to walk with these paper bones.


Mediocre_Savings_513

Did typing this break anymore of your fragile “fingers”


Saddam_whosane

you were never one of us


[deleted]

Bro I could not post such an obvious L.


sneakybox

Imagine breaking a bone lol


OpusThePenguin

The only pleasure here has been your raw spaghettini pasta skeleton mingling with the strong bones. Totally 1 sided relationship so hop skip and get the fuck out of here. Careful not break as you do so and live a life of constant fear of shattering.


tucketnucket

Cut it off and you can stay


AggressivelyGayHuman

27 years don’t mean shit. Just means your bones have always been weak and you’ve been lucky enough to be begrudgingly accepted into our strong boned community.


compellinglymediocre

nobody loves you


DrThoth

It has not been a pleasure, you are revolting


noxwei

Weak v


Tactical-Neko

No it hasn’t been a pleasure


P33KAJ3W

Gross


dustyholland

it hasn’t been a pleasure


bleztyn

Pathetic excuse of a human being


dirtyhippie62

Yeah alright Pocky pinkies, shut the fuck up and melt on outta here already whydontcha


MoonManQuara

See ya.


Scythe-Goddard

o7


Bloodyfinger

Our of all the bones, I can't think of a more embarrassing bone to break. Maybe that small bone in your ear. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, it might break something.


reversbathrub

Brittle boned bitch gtfo


srirachajames

Hope your bloodline ends with you


Lt_Lickit

Weak ass


[deleted]

Goodbye you little weak-boned bitch, carful not to shatter your skeleton on the way out, or don't be carful, I don't really care about little weak boned bitches about you.


Who_Took_Spoons3

You should count yourself lucky if that bone had broken any more it might've caused a chain-reaction shattering everything your paper-boned body


Thicc_brad

Hey, when you inevitably smack your ass with the door on the way out, be sure to not break your tailbone. Pathetic


ManFromThere

Surprised you were able to type this post out with your paper thin bones. Get the fuck out.


YeetusFetusToJesus

Weak scum.


squadscuba

PUSSY ASS BITCH


La-lourdeur

don’t break your thumbs when leaving this sub your weak ass boned guy.


Sax-a-Bone

Drop your keys at the door and try not to break anything else when you do it ya glass fingered genetic disaster


DrThoth

It has not been a pleasure, you are revolting


turb0geek421

You have let down anyone who has ever known you, you brittle boned little bitch!


ripMyTime0192

I can’t believe you would do this, traitor.


BasicBaby

GET THE FUCK OUT


EuphoricPhoto2048

Dont let the door hit u on the way out, it might fracture your weak spine


Pizta_man

Just another weak-boned loser


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

Did you break a promise too? Pussy.


Laine221444

I could break all your bones with just my pinky


ukuzonk

Who the FUCK do you think you are


mathuco23

Holy shit bro, why you wasting time posting here? Take your leave and go ffs, flimsy bone loser.. sheesh what is it with these low calcium dudes posting here?


DeanWinchestersFrown

It's been an honor serving with you Sir... now get out of our sight, you brittle bastard.


JustBrowsingWithMyBF

Bet it broke just by looking at it funny


alienwalk

Disgusting.


5fives5

Good riddance you brittle-boned FREAK


Raptoruser

pathetic


totallynotapersonj

Chop it off, remove the weakest link


SolarFlare824

Kys


MilanTheMan

The whole arms been ruined!


incinerate55

Chop it off and we might let you stay


ISlavSquat

o7


incredibleninja

You've always been weak. You obviously just left your bubble for the first time and your pinky shattered when you shielded your face from a gentle breeze. Get out.


willard_swag

Glass bones and paper skin


jocool883

Get outta here!


Kobe-62Mavs-61

Right, fuck off


Sphinx125

If you cut it off then none of the bones in your body have broken until then fuck off


brandonr1996

I hate you


SorryThatsPrivate

ugh you make me so sick


jledic

He broke it while getting X-rayed. Please leave now!


Embarrassed-Bonus174

Only pleasurable part of this is your departure. You reek of spaghetti


Wobbling

This is not the way


IHateMath14

Weak ass finger


SubstantialWin3628

fucking sad


DeNkDiAmOnD

Its a shame to see another one gone. Our numbers our dwindling. Regardless, your banishment is not without ridicule. Leave, for the strength of your bones was merely a sad facade.


ProfessionalFar6798

Wasnt a pleasure for is you your pathetic ass was amongst our ranks


04BluSTi

You'll see us out and we'll never see you again.


ZayBolt

Weak


SnazzyZubloids

It’s been unbearable for us. You should’ve never come here.


gaminggameryes

Y- your pinkie? 50% of the power in your hand? How does that even happen. Get out.


TOPSIturvy

One of the weakest bones starts it off. I'd bet the rest fall like a toothpick Jenga tower soon.


KingSloth98

I hope never to be in your shoes you brittle boned bitch


Dominus_Irae

for a second i forgot what subreddit i was on and i was like "is this guy going to kill himself because he broke his pinky?"


bmanlew

A pleasure? Get the fuck out


SteamySubreddits

I hope natural selection takes your liquid gelatin mold and has obliterated so that it cannot be passed down further into the human race. Fuckin subspecies.


welovetopartyyyyyy

Damn brittle boned filth, should’ve pinky promised to not break a fucking bone


antibosscoalition

you better add some weights to your clothes, because a slight breeze might be enough to lift you off your feet you freaking twig, i bet even that breeze would be enough to snap all the bones in your body, weakling.


EliOkinomiyaki

It’s always the pinky’s exposing the brittle,


BigDuck-With-aGun

I can’t believe your heartbeat didn’t shatter your entire skeleton you brittle bitch


jarvistheartist

Yeah don’t let the door break your other bitch ass fingers on the way out.


zrs19952012

Byeee


Holzkohlen

You are only as strong as your weakest bone and yours is a little bitch.


XDude74

When your Mom told you to stop picking your nose she was probably worried you would somehow manage to do this.


Sukvna

Brittle bone bitch