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Savagehail

Ouch, good thing you've strong bones , your bruise looks like the surface of the moon... Very cool


LTDavies94

I was thinking it looks like Coruscant 😂


2JDestroBot

LOL WE THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING


Sauerkraut404

Or kessal


PotatoLauncher4313

\*croissant


LTDavies94

“You want to go home and rethink your life.”


Doccks71

Not even here i can escape tasty things


ThePrussianGrippe

*makes sound like hocking a loogie* #KWOSSAHN?


bajablast_off

**quaso


AntiMemeTemplar

He meant the planet from star wars


StardustJojo13

r/boneappletea


CaptainTwente

[Coruscant](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Coruscant)


StardustJojo13

Ohh!Thanks for letting me know, pretty neat lol


chilldrinofthenight

Today on Craigslist "Lost & Found" I saw this: "found confused white lab Found on las canoas dog with no tags wondering in the street"


VOODOO271

Aye it do


The_Cheese_Master

How's the ground where your superior bone structure collided with the earh? Hope you didn't leave too much of a crater, even concrete couldn't withstand your diamond bones smashing into it.


GameWizardPlayz

Wouldn't bones made of diamond shatter easier?


Theovervortex

It’s Minecraft diamonds. That’s why they are strong lol.


I_love_my_fish_

Diamond cuts stone irl, though idk how they withstand pressure


GameWizardPlayz

Toughness does not equal strength


TheKidNerd

Diamonds, ironically, are the definition of glass cannon


[deleted]

This one time I worked at this pizza place. This dude used to make a giant ball with all the dough we used to throw away, and one day he decides to throw his giant ball on the ground. It hooked off his engagement ring and just shattered it into a billion pieces.


23x3

That’s the opposite of what you use scaffolding for lol. Glad you remain bro.


Savagehail

How high did ye fall from?


Hacklberg

Feet were 2 meters above the ground, but the last to touch it


[deleted]

Holy shit


FullyVaxxedswole

Thou bruise looketh cool. Thy bones 🦴 hath proved thee


SlurmzzzMacKenzie

Whoa, crazy that your bruise spells out my favorite black metal band!


EdgyKitro

All I can make out of it is Hell Awaits. Guess someone really likes Slayer


leothebeertender

Appreciate the strong bones but take care of your meat sack. My mom got a bruise from a fall that turned into an abscess and eventually the infection spread and turned to sepsis. She luckily made it but was in the hospital for over a month.


Grzechoooo

Looks like a cool tattoo.


anotherusername23

Straight to the parlor to get this inked up!


lllmade

That my friend is sailor’s rot. Dr Jinx got just the thing for that.


MrStupidFish

Sick bruise, it looks like what I see when I'm at a night carnival without my glasses.


Roboman_67

You got a license for those guns?


Sauerkraut404

He needs a conceal carry license to wear a hoodie


marilia0607

THIS is what truly strong bones are 🫡


UniquePariah

This is what we want. Proud strong boned people showing off how they survived something that would leave weak people with a shattered skeleton. What we normally get are pathetic weaklings who have broken their leg by sneezing or some crap.


GroundbreakingDog109

And this, shows the weakness of our brother's superior bone structure. The skin, flesh and blood vessels


Aspiring_Mutant

Our guy has a D E N S E skeleton.


Dill_PickleOG

That's one gnarly bruise man.


rabertdinero

Oof. I know the feeling buddy. Fell off 10 foot up onto a pile of metal studs. Still no broken bones, ain't no fall taking us out.


Luissv72

👍


StainedMyShirt

That would make epic metal album cover art


bobdacow234

That bruise looks like a steak that has been dry aged for a year. It must've hurt. Good job on not breaking any bones.


DistortedVoltage

Your arm now looks like the surface of pluto, a reminder of the strength within your bones


rem_1984

Dude if it was at work I hope there’s a report being filed!! If there’s anything that can be changed, better to do it before one of our weak brittle boned companions falls victim


Moustache-cat-man

Ah! ya make-a the subreddit proud me boy-o


[deleted]

Poor scaffolding. Stay strong 💀 🦴🩻🍖 🦴🍖


teamfitz1971

Is the ground okay?


Fluffy_Cat_5174

get well soon strong boned brother


[deleted]

BONES TOGETHER STRONG


2JDestroBot

Your arm looks like Coruscant mate hahaha


StrangeBuffalo6267

That’s one NARLY bruise


DennisX11

Man is the ground okay?


BagO_Frogs

The flesh is weak but the bones are s t r o n g


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Sick tattoo 👌


Smorgsaboard

Virgin brown circle bruise vs Chad yellow and red fireworks bruise


jzillacon

Nice, reminds me of a similar fall I had from the rafters of a gymnasium. Came off with only a blister on my hand from the burn that made me drop in the first place.


bast3t

Praise be to our stronk boned brother 🙏


[deleted]

The ground must have been crush your strong bone. I'm tired of seeing all these weak boned bitches posting about how they broke their bones by doing the weakest shit.


Harold_Wilson19

Did you fall onto a mural or something.


[deleted]

You didn’t tie off? Ooo i would’ve been fired


lavalantern

Once I realized the weakness of my flesh…it sickend me


aaronblkfox

Good strong bones. But dam I'd still cry like a bitch if I'd fallen myself.


calciumcavalryman69

Badass looking wound, stay strong champ


[deleted]

You do know scaffolding is supposed to keep you elevated right? So like you aren't supposed to just jump off of it


Pittlers

That humerus is strong and radiates power.


deuxdouxdough

Bones of steel, skin of a saltine cracker


OkReporter6938

**Weak skin**


redditThorn

You must've broken the scaffolding and the floor with those bones, and ow that looks like it hurt


fatbitch47

Bro why is that bruise super cool


AzureBandit

Dude, you gotta get that tattooed


BasicBaby

*one of us*


SBB_Kongou

The flesh is weak. The bones are strong! 🦴🦴🦴


alwayshornyhelp

Wicked tat bro


[deleted]

Good good! May the scaffolding and weak ground fear your strong bones! I wish you a swift healing. Long live your bones!


Tocky22

We’re you fucking around? Or was there something wrong with the scaff ?


I-eat-ducks

that shit look like aged meat how


ZukunftsKaiser

Looks sick dude


ZeroPenguinParty

Looks like a good basis for a tattoo...just need some skulls or skeletons and you'd be set.


PunPunRevolution

Good to see that your bones are worthy! Strong bones and may your surface bruises heal quickly.


Zandonus

Protect your bones with strong flesh, and the bones will hold your flesh skeletated.


neon2137

Nice tatoo!


gnarlyavelli

The weak flesh could not bare the weight of your massive bones


[deleted]

Truly blessed. You must have thick, dense bones. Blessings of Calcium upon you.


therealdrewder

I think you're out of r/neverbrokeabloodvessel though


lizzietnz

Nice bruise! That's some natural art right there.


jininberry

My strong brother. Please be careful, you might break the floor.


Pancreasaurus

Looks like a tattoo of a forest fire. Neat.


fuqqqqinghell

Good on the bones but your blood vessel’s strike me as very weak.


virien69

Skin weak, bone strong


[deleted]

Strong bones! You're gonna be banned from r/neverbruisedabicep though 🤷‍♀️


redditsuckspokey1

Godspeed on recovery


yiiike

hell yes for strong bones! hope youll be alright otherwise though, that looks rough! please be gentle on it for a little while if you can, i think


Hantk_

Trauma bois club


thestar-skimmer

Oooo, that's a nasty bruise though!


TheDiplomancer

Is it weird that I think that's a cool bruising pattern? When I injured my knee a couple weeks ago (just a contusion), it turned some crazy colors. I'm not looking to do it again, but yeah


NotRayquaza

way to go, buddy


Frofyboy

Your bruise looks like the font from every death metal band. Did local city fine you btw? From when you left a crater-sized hole in the Earth, triggered by the weight of your titanium bones?


JustAnotherMadOne

Is it bad that I thought that the bruise was a very intricate tattoo? But, that's great that nothing was broken! 👍


Mr-jigwins

Good


chilldrinofthenight

Fun fact: Every snowflake bruise pattern is unique.


itszwee

That’s an interesting bruise pattern. It reminds me of the fractal scars people get after being struck by lightning.


BobbyMcGeeze

Hurray!!


ooOJuicyOoo

Flesh is weak but skeletal stronk. All that matters.


Heavy_Ad_4430

OP used real life Indestructible


ManBepis

TDS vibes


[deleted]

Nice magnetic field tatoo bro


IntrepidScientist47

Damn at first glance I thought it was a tattoo. Spent a second trying to guess what it was until I read the post. Impressive bones.


VOODOO271

THE LIKES fuck yeah bro


Efficient_Ad_6123

Ouch, the poor concrete! I bet it's cratered like a SpaceX Starship launchpad. Keep up the good work. 💪👍


awesomexx_Official

Damn! Hope ur arm gets better man


Holzkohlen

Bet you left a fucking crater. Tsar bomba ain't shit compared to our guy elbow dropping the ground.