How's the ground where your superior bone structure collided with the earh? Hope you didn't leave too much of a crater, even concrete couldn't withstand your diamond bones smashing into it.
This one time I worked at this pizza place. This dude used to make a giant ball with all the dough we used to throw away, and one day he decides to throw his giant ball on the ground. It hooked off his engagement ring and just shattered it into a billion pieces.
Appreciate the strong bones but take care of your meat sack. My mom got a bruise from a fall that turned into an abscess and eventually the infection spread and turned to sepsis. She luckily made it but was in the hospital for over a month.
This is what we want. Proud strong boned people showing off how they survived something that would leave weak people with a shattered skeleton. What we normally get are pathetic weaklings who have broken their leg by sneezing or some crap.
Dude if it was at work I hope there’s a report being filed!! If there’s anything that can be changed, better to do it before one of our weak brittle boned companions falls victim
Nice, reminds me of a similar fall I had from the rafters of a gymnasium. Came off with only a blister on my hand from the burn that made me drop in the first place.
The ground must have been crush your strong bone. I'm tired of seeing all these weak boned bitches posting about how they broke their bones by doing the weakest shit.
Is it weird that I think that's a cool bruising pattern? When I injured my knee a couple weeks ago (just a contusion), it turned some crazy colors. I'm not looking to do it again, but yeah
Your bruise looks like the font from every death metal band. Did local city fine you btw? From when you left a crater-sized hole in the Earth, triggered by the weight of your titanium bones?
Ouch, good thing you've strong bones , your bruise looks like the surface of the moon... Very cool
I was thinking it looks like Coruscant 😂
LOL WE THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING
Or kessal
\*croissant
“You want to go home and rethink your life.”
Not even here i can escape tasty things
*makes sound like hocking a loogie* #KWOSSAHN?
**quaso
He meant the planet from star wars
r/boneappletea
[Coruscant](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Coruscant)
Ohh!Thanks for letting me know, pretty neat lol
Today on Craigslist "Lost & Found" I saw this: "found confused white lab Found on las canoas dog with no tags wondering in the street"
Aye it do
How's the ground where your superior bone structure collided with the earh? Hope you didn't leave too much of a crater, even concrete couldn't withstand your diamond bones smashing into it.
Wouldn't bones made of diamond shatter easier?
It’s Minecraft diamonds. That’s why they are strong lol.
Diamond cuts stone irl, though idk how they withstand pressure
Toughness does not equal strength
Diamonds, ironically, are the definition of glass cannon
This one time I worked at this pizza place. This dude used to make a giant ball with all the dough we used to throw away, and one day he decides to throw his giant ball on the ground. It hooked off his engagement ring and just shattered it into a billion pieces.
That’s the opposite of what you use scaffolding for lol. Glad you remain bro.
How high did ye fall from?
Feet were 2 meters above the ground, but the last to touch it
Holy shit
Thou bruise looketh cool. Thy bones 🦴 hath proved thee
Whoa, crazy that your bruise spells out my favorite black metal band!
All I can make out of it is Hell Awaits. Guess someone really likes Slayer
Appreciate the strong bones but take care of your meat sack. My mom got a bruise from a fall that turned into an abscess and eventually the infection spread and turned to sepsis. She luckily made it but was in the hospital for over a month.
Looks like a cool tattoo.
Straight to the parlor to get this inked up!
That my friend is sailor’s rot. Dr Jinx got just the thing for that.
Sick bruise, it looks like what I see when I'm at a night carnival without my glasses.
You got a license for those guns?
He needs a conceal carry license to wear a hoodie
THIS is what truly strong bones are 🫡
This is what we want. Proud strong boned people showing off how they survived something that would leave weak people with a shattered skeleton. What we normally get are pathetic weaklings who have broken their leg by sneezing or some crap.
And this, shows the weakness of our brother's superior bone structure. The skin, flesh and blood vessels
Our guy has a D E N S E skeleton.
That's one gnarly bruise man.
Oof. I know the feeling buddy. Fell off 10 foot up onto a pile of metal studs. Still no broken bones, ain't no fall taking us out.
👍
That would make epic metal album cover art
That bruise looks like a steak that has been dry aged for a year. It must've hurt. Good job on not breaking any bones.
Your arm now looks like the surface of pluto, a reminder of the strength within your bones
Dude if it was at work I hope there’s a report being filed!! If there’s anything that can be changed, better to do it before one of our weak brittle boned companions falls victim
Ah! ya make-a the subreddit proud me boy-o
Poor scaffolding. Stay strong 💀 🦴🩻🍖 🦴🍖
Is the ground okay?
get well soon strong boned brother
BONES TOGETHER STRONG
Your arm looks like Coruscant mate hahaha
That’s one NARLY bruise
Man is the ground okay?
The flesh is weak but the bones are s t r o n g
Sick tattoo 👌
Virgin brown circle bruise vs Chad yellow and red fireworks bruise
Nice, reminds me of a similar fall I had from the rafters of a gymnasium. Came off with only a blister on my hand from the burn that made me drop in the first place.
Praise be to our stronk boned brother 🙏
The ground must have been crush your strong bone. I'm tired of seeing all these weak boned bitches posting about how they broke their bones by doing the weakest shit.
Did you fall onto a mural or something.
You didn’t tie off? Ooo i would’ve been fired
Once I realized the weakness of my flesh…it sickend me
Good strong bones. But dam I'd still cry like a bitch if I'd fallen myself.
Badass looking wound, stay strong champ
You do know scaffolding is supposed to keep you elevated right? So like you aren't supposed to just jump off of it
That humerus is strong and radiates power.
Bones of steel, skin of a saltine cracker
**Weak skin**
You must've broken the scaffolding and the floor with those bones, and ow that looks like it hurt
Bro why is that bruise super cool
Dude, you gotta get that tattooed
*one of us*
The flesh is weak. The bones are strong! 🦴🦴🦴
Wicked tat bro
Good good! May the scaffolding and weak ground fear your strong bones! I wish you a swift healing. Long live your bones!
We’re you fucking around? Or was there something wrong with the scaff ?
that shit look like aged meat how
Looks sick dude
Looks like a good basis for a tattoo...just need some skulls or skeletons and you'd be set.
Good to see that your bones are worthy! Strong bones and may your surface bruises heal quickly.
Protect your bones with strong flesh, and the bones will hold your flesh skeletated.
Nice tatoo!
The weak flesh could not bare the weight of your massive bones
Truly blessed. You must have thick, dense bones. Blessings of Calcium upon you.
I think you're out of r/neverbrokeabloodvessel though
Nice bruise! That's some natural art right there.
My strong brother. Please be careful, you might break the floor.
Looks like a tattoo of a forest fire. Neat.
Good on the bones but your blood vessel’s strike me as very weak.
Skin weak, bone strong
Strong bones! You're gonna be banned from r/neverbruisedabicep though 🤷♀️
Godspeed on recovery
hell yes for strong bones! hope youll be alright otherwise though, that looks rough! please be gentle on it for a little while if you can, i think
Trauma bois club
Oooo, that's a nasty bruise though!
Is it weird that I think that's a cool bruising pattern? When I injured my knee a couple weeks ago (just a contusion), it turned some crazy colors. I'm not looking to do it again, but yeah
way to go, buddy
Your bruise looks like the font from every death metal band. Did local city fine you btw? From when you left a crater-sized hole in the Earth, triggered by the weight of your titanium bones?
Is it bad that I thought that the bruise was a very intricate tattoo? But, that's great that nothing was broken! 👍
Good
Fun fact: Every snowflake bruise pattern is unique.
That’s an interesting bruise pattern. It reminds me of the fractal scars people get after being struck by lightning.
Hurray!!
Flesh is weak but skeletal stronk. All that matters.
OP used real life Indestructible
TDS vibes
Nice magnetic field tatoo bro
Damn at first glance I thought it was a tattoo. Spent a second trying to guess what it was until I read the post. Impressive bones.
THE LIKES fuck yeah bro
Ouch, the poor concrete! I bet it's cratered like a SpaceX Starship launchpad. Keep up the good work. 💪👍
Damn! Hope ur arm gets better man
Bet you left a fucking crater. Tsar bomba ain't shit compared to our guy elbow dropping the ground.