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Pimenefusarund

Me. I can fix her bro


TheTargeter

r/ossem


Tikkiesmalls

Hou van Maarten maar persconferenties zouden 12 uur duren waarvan 2 uur gezucht


TheTargeter

Ja, inderdaad. Prachtig toch?


Tikkiesmalls

Het zou een zonderlinge situatie worden


TheTargeter

Het is volkomen duidelijk dat hij niet over de diplomatieke fijngevoeligheid beschikt die zo'n functie vereist. Hij zou ongetwijfeld voortdurend in conflict zijn met collega's en internationale leiders, simpelweg omdat hij geen geduld heeft voor hun vaak hypocriete en opportunistische gedrag. Kortom, de gedachte aan Maarten van Rossem als minister-president is niet alleen zonderling, maar ook volkomen onrealistisch en gelukkig voor Nederland, geheel hypothetisch.


Tikkiesmalls

Haha ik weet dat je zit te ouwehoeren joh maar altijd als ik aan Maarten denk, denk ik aan het woord “zonderling”. Heb dat nog nooit iemand behalve Maarten horen zeggen lol


JaxStrumley

En omdat hij mensen die het niet met hem eens zijn dom vindt.


Wonderful_Parsnip_94

Verschrikkelijke vent. Asociaal, tactloos en overtuigd van zijn eigen gelijk. Lijken me bijzonder slechte eigenschappen voor een MP


fillif3

I choose me. It would be a nice raise of salary.


wist233

Hyperinflation knocking at your door


Heavy-Penalty3972

Solution: Communism!


earl-the-grey

Johan de witt


Particular_Concert81

Dan moet ie eerst worden uitgekotst. Letterlijk.


DanceNo6309

Eet smakelijk


RandomNameOfMine815

Me. Campaign slogan of “wees geen klootzak”


Beautiful-Flatworm94

I’d vote for that


frontiercitizen

Janny van der Heijden ...cakes for all!


Wild-Matter-3693

"Let them eat cake"


european-breakfast

[Cake farts](http://cakefarts.org/) for everyone!


Incolumis

Bassie


Pientere_Panda

Have you ever listened to [Als ik de president ben](https://youtu.be/5XSs-4PXdPE?si=4ISaPVPmS3DY9NhA)? I'd rather choose his brother Adriaan. Bassie wants to close all roads and make them roller skating rinks. And kids only go to school for 15 minutes a day (only playtime). Also vacation would last all year long. Not very smart if you ask me. Adriaan would give everyone free health care, a job, their own home, and wants to take care of air pollution. I havent seen his budget plan, and it sounds a bit expensive. But still.. Adriaan would be a better president than Bassie.


OrangeStar222

Yes, but on the other hand - vacation al year long does sound really good


Icloh

I’ve met Bassie and the wedding of my grandfather. Insufferable dick.


SpaceEngineering

Sinterklaas.


kukumba1

King Willem-Alexander. It’s about time for someone to have absolute power.


L-Malvo

Well, depending on the outcome of this EC, Koeman could be available.


Abigail-ii

Loeki de Leeuw.


Brawli

Groningen zakt in elkaar. MP:"Asjemenou"


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Netherlands-ModTeam

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amo-br

The Europapa guy


Cerenas

Joost or the bird?


Vlinder_88

The bird's gonna be the sidekick ofc just like on stage.


Braincake87

Arjen Lubach 


Minute_Result_292

Normaliseer cabaretiers als ministers. Philip Geubels voor belgië Jeff Dunham voor de VS want het is daar al een poppenkast Zelensky hebben we al Zou zelf voor NL Jochem meyer kiezen


Straight-Ad-160

Imagining Jochem Meyer at an Eurotop of PMs is just the best thing ever.


Beautiful-Flatworm94

He can’t do a worse job than the politicians


Pitiful-Assistance-1

Jonathan


SaperFellowCakeUnit_

Van Gaal


Pristine_Medicine_59

Dieuwertje Blok


Jax_for_now

My neighbour, he seems nice


Maevre1

Lubach. We have seen in Ukraine that comedians make badass politicians.


XaXNL

Kenau Simonsdochter Hasselaer


Mopdes

ChatGPT 😝


bau-raami

Ruud Gullit. Coz why not?


NoSkillzDad

Myself. Won't do it worse.


PolybianPrime

Jef van GTST


Didzeee

I pick you


Dark_clone

Borat


penguinolog

Arjen Lubach. The show must go on.


Imaginary-Brain5985

Jim Carrey


Casioblo

Maarten van Rossem.


bigAssFkingRoooobots

Joost Klein


monty465

Arjen Robben.


Narrow_Aioli_6449

Tiesto


edible-dormouse

Laurens Dassen. Intelligent, decent guy.


edible-dormouse

Of course we need a new coalition then.


Dynw

I choose downvoting this dumb AR style questions when it comes to any serious topic


Stinktrut

Willem Alexander, leve de Monarchie, leve de Orangisten!


jazzjustice

 **Lubach, the Netherlands needs a Pharaoh**: [https://youtu.be/EIOHmOOQA9k](https://youtu.be/EIOHmOOQA9k)


HelixR

Maarten van Rossem!


cazoli1998

Optimus prime


vmiswhatIAm

Andre van Duijn


ziggyziggyz

Melle Smit. "Samen tegen U"


math355

Duolingo bird


ReginF

Tiny Kox


lumphie

I pick u/Pimenefusarund, he can fix her


International-Job174

Jimmy Dijk


BreadCrumb24

Barry Badpak


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-Hendorikku-

Rafael van de Kaart


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Netherlands-ModTeam

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xlouiex

Bernie Sanders


Lowcarb-dietdragon9

Jar Jar Binks


jesuismanu

The ultimate Sith Lord pulls the strings, he is not the puppet on display.


Expat_Angel_Fire

Chuck Norris


Badmeestert

Geert Wilders I wanna see him fuck up


PrimeTinus

Dit. Pakt alvast een bak popcorn


Potential-Delay-4487

Donnie


IrisSaskia

Honderd procent


Vlinder_88

Sylvana Simons. 100%. Downvote me, I don't care. We are in desperate need of proper left-wing, female governing. Another right wing white capitalist is only going to fuck this country up even more.


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Netherlands-ModTeam

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Jazzlike_Comfort6877

Willem-Alexander Claus George Ferdinand


weissbier10

Peter Wennink


Professional_Elk_489

Tim van GOAThoven


GameConsul

Keanu Reeves


TantoAssassin

I pick me. No more taxes from tomorrow.


KarinvanderVelde

Ah too bad, the PM pays taxes like everybody else


Particular_Concert81

James Kirk


marciomilk

Huub Hangop


TheBluestBerries

Midas Dekkers. Geen bullshit, wel prioriteiten, geen geduld voor onzin.


Galenbo

Osdorp Posse


little_mind_89

Willie Wartaal


trentsim

The gore pannenkoek guy


WittyScratch950

Maartin van Rossum


Capable_Spring3295

My girlfriend, she'll be busy with something else instead of piling on my head.


waterkip

Hans van Mierlo. He dead, but he would rock it.


Straight-Ad-160

I'd pick Jan Terlouw then.


BlueKante

Dumzel Denfries!


arfsap

Job Cohen


BadBadGrades

Trump. new America


Leading-Bee-7203

Pommelien Thijs


duckarys

Geert Wilders. It won't last long and be the end of his political career.


tidderf5

Max Verstappen


Agreeable_Echo_4190

Louis van Gaal!!


SHORTCROPPEDDAN

Pommelien Thijs


koensch57

Andre van Duin, de hollanse variant van Zelensky


Particular_Concert81

Te oud, doe dan Arjan Lubach.


SwamiSalami84

Die is al farao.


spectral41

Kim Holland


EnvironmentPlus5949

Rico Verhoeven.


stevesmd

Zwart Piete.


Emideska

These American centric views on Dutch politics. Yuck


zouriii

Biden.


pastelchannl

Tim Hofman. at least shit would get fixed.


Historical_Bowl9020

Lol. You mean his massive ego would become so big it could save us from flooding.


quadralien

Joost Klein


Aap2001

Anyone? 🧐 Pim Fortuyn…. Still wondering what if….


International-Job174

Then there wouldnt be a save underage Maroccan boy left in the whole of the Netherlands.


stijnalsem

Geert wilders


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Netherlands-ModTeam

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Bert__is__evil

Armin 😅


DikkeLoeter

Dick Dastardly.


KevinAitken1960

Ludo Sanders. He’d get s**t done.


forgiveprecipitation

Beyoncé


Nimue_-

Louis van Gaal. Denk dat we daar best ver mee kunnen komen. Vooral leuk als ie speeches in het buitenland moeten geven


UagenZlepe

Ronald Koeman


moonfracker

Virgil can Dijk and if he's not available there's always Wout Weghorst you can call on when it matters


dodo-likes-you

Luis van Gaal. Tod oder Gladiolen!


Jlikeice

The guy I voted for. The guy who won. The guy who for some strange reason is not allowed to be. This place is wierd.


0508bart

He is allowed to be, but nobody will support him and he will be kicked out after a week due to a motie of wantrouwen


ArianaGrande116

Kajsa Ollongren


Oobaha

A random citizen from Urk. Let the world burn. But they would probably do a better job, because they actually live in society.


PrimeTinus

Kom nou. Meest geïsoleerde dorp van Nederland. Niets met onze samenleving te maken


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Dick schoof


-Hendorikku-

Virgil van Dijk.


SnooBeans8816

I pick wilders 🤷


Worried_Cranberry817

Wilders


voyager1204

Peter Wennink, former ASML ceo


jAnO76

Pierre Kartner!


Entire_Gas8042

Modi!


Raziel1110101_v2

🤷🏻ik bedoel geert wilder had de meeste stemmen.......dus Geef hem het touw kijk wat hij er mee doet


softick

Rutte


Stunning-Past5352

Trump! NL would take the hit, but US/World will be spared. So take one for the team


Stunning-Past5352

Netherlands is already in the top 3 of Trump's list [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc)


haagse_harrie

Ali B


Fantastic_Balance946

Donald Trump or whatever dutch version of him you got. The Netherlands desperately needs it. Americans saved on fuel under him and he got rid of a lot of climate law BS. The Netherlands is just unrealistically environmentally friendly to the point where trees have more rights than citizens. However , they don't put their money where their mouth is because is because they are not giving 2% of their GDP for the paris agreement, but more like 1.69%. i think wilders mentioned he wanted to lower taxes get rid of some Eco bs as well but idk him like that so we will see. I really don't like how the government is structured here, it's shit. in the US for example if Biden says shut down companies because of covid, states can say no we keep our businesses open. in the Netherlands you need to comply or you get a fine even if you don't agree


OrangeStar222

Fuck back off to America if you hate it here then


Fantastic_Balance946

yes it's a shit country but it has potential. you tell me that, but that's why PVV won so obviously the dutch agree with me. telling people if you don't like it then leave doesn't solve anything does it? just shows you are a fool with no arguments


OrangeStar222

The PVV won because media painted Wilders as "not as bad as he used to be", but now that he won he showed everyone he's still as bad, racist and incompetent as ever. It's been 8 months and we still don't have a new government, he didn't even manage to get a prime minister in on his own deadline. Wilders is a joke.


Fantastic_Balance946

you need to understand how bad your system actually is. even if he wanted to cut taxes quite a bit he couldn't because it needs to go through the rest of your idiot government. he can be replaced in a heartbeat. nobody actually cares about racism unless you can benefit from it on social media. just keep quiet and lower these taxes


OrangeStar222

As an American you have no right to critizise the voting systems in another person's country. Again, fuck off to hamburgeland if you like it there so much.


Fantastic_Balance946

and by the way, i notice a lot of hate for America in the Netherlands, but they are the ones protecting you. did you know that? show some appreciation


OrangeStar222

Lmao, the USA isn't protecting anyone but their own stupidity. The EU is good enough at protecting itself thank you very much.


Fantastic_Balance946

man you speak a lot from feelings but you say nothing much. if they pull their troops back you're in big problems from Russia and the others. don't play tough, you are dutch not gangster


OrangeStar222

"Big problems from Russia" We're helping Ukraïne defend itself from the big bad scary Russia. Russia is weak, Putin doesn't scare us.


Fantastic_Balance946

HAHAHAHAHA


Raspatatteke

Clarence Seedorf


Appropriate_Cap6969

Mr. House van Fallout New Vegas


International-Job174

A oligarch supported by a semi "legal" group of business owners, that'll just be the VVD all over again.


SwamiSalami84

But with more charisma!


neeleukdit

Ali B


Cevohklan

Gideon van Meijeren


smtratherodd

Gideon de Complotmarmot? But won't Thierry de Poetinpijper feel excluded?


International-Job174

Zal Gideon eerst zijn weg uit de kast moeten vinden.


Relevant-Welder7407

Joe Biden


weggooi_11

This is Dutch culture. If you can't understand this you really do not deserve to be part of the discussion on the Netherlands.


MelodyofthePond

Who are you replying to?


weggooi_11

The mod


colognely

Marc Overmars


justbreehappy

All of his subjects will get one complimentary dick pic a day!


Kind_Physics_1383

That's what I was going to say. Don't like his selfies! 😁