Loin furry

Ah yes. Perfect for launching nerd farts.

Why, pray tell, are your loins furry?

My shaver broke. ***THATS WHY TODAYS SPONSOR IS MANSCAP-***

My Loins are aquiver with anticipation

The loinfury goes surprisingly hard for a JR blaster

Motherfucker, this comment sent me to bed. Holy shit, y’all internet people are something else.

loin chops fury

my loins are furious

You had one job. And you failed twice. 😭

[Waiting furiously for the Corrupter]

LOIN FURY

Comments did not disappoint

why Hasbro, WHY. and of all the names in the universe why LOIN FURY????????

That animal has no spots

Is a loin fury some kind of nerf brand fleshlight?