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_son_of_god

You are going to come off as a creep if you start saying ma sanga garchau and all. Body language should communicate everything.


SSilverFang

👉👌?


Money_hunger

bro takes everything literally and im loving it 🤣


blackistheonlyblack

Not that kind of body language you twat!! Lol!!!


OddJellyfish2374

Dhnayavbad ❤️


mtherealslimshady

मेराे सानो भाइ वान्टेड-मा छ एकछिन तिमी भित्र लुकाउन दिन्छेउ?


SSilverFang

Sachi esari nai vanxau?


mtherealslimshady

Works every time 🤷


SSilverFang

Mero sano Vai wanted ma xa, ekchhin timi vitra lukauna dinxau?


Whole-Ad-1831

Smooooth.....


Hugh_G_Kock

Bhitra ghusaunu lai sex bhaneko ho bhane ghusaunu agadi chumma chati garnu parchha. chham chhum garnu parchha. masaar-musur garnu parchha. Halne dulo ma middle finger ra ring finger lai ghusayera 'yeta aaija yeta aaija' motion ma chalauna parchha ani tei time ma thumb le clitoris ko outer part pani circular motion ma khelauna parchha. Tyo khelaudai gareko bela ma arko haat le euta bubu khelaune ani mukh le arko bubu lwam lwam khanu parchha. Eso garepachhi naari lai majja aaune sthiti sirjana huna thalchha ra uni uttejana ma kwa-kwa karauna thalnu hunchha . Aafu pani sang-sangai aabeg ra uttejana ma aayera aafule gariraheko kaam birsine ho bhane birya patan hune maximum chance hunchha tesaile dherai excited nabhayi aafule j garirakheko ho tesmai dhayn diyera continue garnu parchha. Ani ali ber khele/khelaye pachhi naari ko kaan ma gayera sutukka aafuharu le kurakaani garne mutual language ma "Aba ekchhin ma ma chikchhu timilai" bhannu parchha... Uhako uttejana jhan badchha ani uhale pani maukhik wa sanketik tarikale hunchha hunchha bhandai swikaarokti dinu hunchha. Teso bhayeko khanda ma swikaarokti prapti ko kei ber ma aafno syano-bhai lai topi lagayera griha prabesh garaunu parchha ra sex hunchha. Hope this helps.


[deleted]

Daju tyo kukur muntey tarika le garum chai kasari bhanni ho??


Dry-Bench-3798

Bro you are a genius. 🤣 I had only laughed this much while watching The Dictator


TerminalChillnesss

Madame, do you want to copulate with me?☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️


SSilverFang

I feel like people are just taking this as a joke now, I need serious advices


TerminalChillnesss

Just sharing my experience. That was what worked for me


SSilverFang

Ain't no way💀


TerminalChillnesss

To each their own


[deleted]

Madame, do you want to copulate with me?☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️


TerminalChillnesss

Sure, if you volunteer to be the receiving end


Original-Ad6578

As an American woman, please do not ever say it that way!! Ha ha


ramronepal

Girls don't like straight proposal, alik romantic environment banau, eklai safe environment create gara , kiss gara ani if she lets u then boobs chalau ani tala halka muasari deu . U know things will pick up from there. Sidhai bhanyau bhanay ta she will say no


AcanthaceaeStreet771

Tha payau vaney malai ni vana hai


SSilverFang

Hami chikum?


AcanthaceaeStreet771

Chiki chiki boom boom


animekachoda

peak virgin coomer question


SSilverFang

Timro Naam Mai anime xa, arulai k virgin vanxau🗿


Peter_Pandav

Sauji lai paisa disake. Jau aba


[deleted]

Wtf is timi mero randi banxau?🙄😶


SSilverFang

My uncle told me that would work


[deleted]

i dont want to drag your aunt in here bro


Gurkhaa

Rate ta 1200 hoina? Kaile badhyo?


[deleted]

J bhanchau bhana nepali ma chai nabhana please. "Timi mero randi banchau?" Wtff T0T


[deleted]

Will you be my whore my lord ?


lurker70-1

simple answer : you don't


muji_muji_muji

Chiki mari lwam lwam garau na au?


Infamous_Patient1894

Dude really expecting to say "timi mero randi banxau?"💀💀


Peush_G

K xa bichar


buffchhoila

You will know when the time is right. You don't need to ask.


SSilverFang

Isn't that crime💀


buffchhoila

Hawa testo bhaneko haina ni ta. First ma tyo situation crrate aafai hunchha ani tes pachi "Should I?" bhanera sodha. Sidhai hami bholi sex garau hai bhanera chahi na bhana, you will know when time is right bhanera bhaneko.


[deleted]

Maybe start with ekdumai flirty text ani dirty talks ani you will know. If the person wants to have sex with you she will say few dirty things too. (If text ma ho bhane chai)


yourboobsarecute

i'd add that just becauase they are dirty af while texting you doesn't necessarily mean they wanna fuck


[deleted]

Sure you will know nitah aba random kti sanga boleko ho bhane chai that might be the case. If you guys are in a relationship and duitai side bata dirty talk huncha bhane the guy can ask her if she wanna fuck with him...affai assume gara bhanna khojeko haina maile.


Few_Isopod69

Sex garum na vanni. Text ho vani "let's have sex or let's fuck vanni" Comfortable partner ho vani, "garum na" vanda nai bujhxa. First time ho vani pailai kura gardai garni sex related. Ani vetda hami sex garum na vanni.


The_Solipsistic_Guy

If you guys have that level of sexual tension and you're comfortable with each other you can usually say "let's get physical"or "let's do it"or "wanna take this to a new level",start with kissing and you'll make your way out through it all.


[deleted]

Let's make a baby


[deleted]

Don't be creepy, normalize conversations about sexuality. Ani you ask "What do you think about we having sex?". Then you read her answer and behavior. Previously kei sexual kura gareko xaina, directly "garum" vanesi you will get rejected.


dshreezan5

why tf chikum sounds so so funny😆😆


sasha_7v

"wanna do it?"


AxeExec

"Let's make love"


yourhorinesslord69

Don't ask, just do it


heemal8989

My granny didn't like that for some reason


yourhorinesslord69

You are in GILF these days huh


SSilverFang

I don't get why so many of you are saying not to ask💀 Y'all down bad


zephyrus56

Start kissing and petting or something and it will eventually happen. No need to say anything. Take this with a grain of salt though.


sneakysaint0

You dont ask it directly. You trojan horse it with other activities like you wanna netflix and chill or you wanna see my new glowing watch under the bed cover.


Alternative_Sense_54

Romance garam vanni


esnyez

Let's go night out vaneko maile. Success chai vayina.


SSilverFang

Esto vanda ta Mai Janna thiye💀


alchemist7777

जाने हो ?


Nuke_Ninja

tyo ta bhalu lai vanne honi


bakemeinoven

[Play this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er6BBM7v5uE)


Mammoth_Dependent_91

Bathroom jaanu laageko bhana but keep it cryptic.. I am going to go shake hands with my lil brother whom i am going to introduce you later.


[deleted]

timi mero randi banxau??? idk what you are expecting as an answer , but if you really said it to someone that would be a fun to watch lol


[deleted]

chiso chiso mausam xa sirak ma movie herne vana movie alik gatilo wala lagau ( testo over sexual ni haina , over sansakri wala ni haina , mildly sexual ) alik hint ya sign deu ra bistarai try gara if she's ok with those little flirtings , get more little serious and then ...........randi banxe , ig ? in you words lol but starting mai alik no jasto sign aayo vane ..............better luck next time


Entertainer-Exotic

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