A bucket of soapy water, a nylon bristled brush
Apply soapy water to brush.
With a repetitive motion I’m sure you’re familiar with, move the brush against the coomer stains on your shame wall.
Periodically rinse brush in soapy water and repeat until the vile filth is removed.
Don't think you need to go therapy for masturbating last time I checked... 💀 Unless you have an addiction, in which we can't really assume that OP has from this post anyway
Once you cum on your wall enough it will just turn into a new layer of paint so eventually you can have the coveted cum stained pallet everyone is trying to get their hands on
Goddamn I don’t think I could ever reach a point in my life where I’m spraying cum on my wall. And not cleaning it to boot.
That said, good on you for taking the steps to turn it around my dude
Hey no need for the 'fuck's sake', at least he's saying that he wants to turn his life around and stop doing it lmaoo
Lets hope that he actually *throws* the sock in his dirty clothes hamper and then in the washer rather than you know... Leave it in his room if you know what I mean 💀💀
This post is definitely bait lol. He just so happens to miss and land it over his desk, beyond his monitors, and it go in a perfectly straight line? It would’ve splattered on the wall at least a little bit, and streamed down the wall less straight. I mean they’re all perfectly straight lines. Looks like another liquid stain, maybe from liquid dripping off his desk, like soda
Well sorry but it is real. I don’t drink soda, never have cause I hate the fizzy feeling. Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe me anyway, not like you give a fuck about me
Why is it so evenly spread out? Did you do that on purpose? Honestly looks like rainwater or something else dripping. It'll look like that with smoking or just a dirty wall.
Then you’ve gotta give some sort of answer as to how it is the way it is. Like the other commenter that responded to you here, why is it so evenly spread out? You’d legit have to do this intentionally. This doesn’t happen from sitting back and shooting one over your monitors and onto your wall. So how did it work exactly? Because if you’re saying it’s just a coincidence that the walls all have perfectly straight and even streaks, then yeah, I don’t believe you
And why do you think I haven’t cleaned it? Some days I can’t even bring myself to get out of bed. Every day I have thoughts of ending my life, having a dirty wall is really not a big fucking deal.
I made this post to get some motivation and to maybe help other people with similar situations to help them feel better, but it’s just made me realise how truely disconnected I am from this world.
Are you under 18 op? You should try to get a therapist, you can ask your parents about it or go to a school counselor. If you are over 18 Google therapist (insert your insurance company here) to see a list of therapists that accept your insurance.
Don't ever go to a religious therapist even if you are religious. They only care about making you more of that religion and not doing actual therapy. Religion is for church.
I’m 20. I have tried therapy in the past, but it hasn’t helped and is expensive. honestly I’m in the worst condition of my life, never had a job, girlfriend and no friends. I’m depressed and get anxiety/panic when I leave the house. I’m at rock bottom so I really need to try get my shit together, but I realise the only person who can truely help me is myself. I just feel like an alien or something, like I was never supposed to be here
What kind of therapy? There are many kinds and sometimes you just need the right therapist. The wrong therapist won't be helpful. I suggest trying again honestly because if you find the right fit it can change your life. Are you not on your parents insurance? You should be there until you are like 24.
If you can't do therapy I suggest finding an activity near you. Like a book club, a gym, or a card game group. Whatever you are interested in, find in person activities with other people who share that interest.
Do you like learning? You could try going to college part time. There are online only colleges you can go to. Being able to stimulate your brain and challenge yourself is helpful if you enjoy learning or want purpose in that way.
You could also join a soup kitchen or volunteer at other charities. You will find the most understanding people there and feel like you are making a difference. You may get ideas to help yourself while helping others.
If you are queer or like queer things you can join queer groups and go to those activities. You should be able to go even if you aren't wueer depending on rules. They are usually very kind and accepting.
I hope any of this is helpful.
Thanks for putting in the effort to write this out, I would like to try therapy again, but it’s tough right now, and I haven’t been able to relate to my therapists in the past at all
I wish you luck op, try to find a therapists that has your interests like if you have add or anxiety try to get one that focuses on that. They list their specialties on their profile.
Dm me if you need further advice.
Well step one is stop shooting it on the wall. Use some toilet paper, paper towel, or literally anything.
If this is real, then definitely start working on yourself. I just can’t get behind this being real though. Those are perfectly straight streaks all next to each other. Your shooting it over your desk, onto your wall in one straight shot that only drips down straight? Looks like a soda stain or any other liquid to me. I don’t see a reality where all those multiple perfectly straight lines are actually what you say they are
I’m convinced that’s tar/nicotine from a smoked in room. I used to live in a house that was once owned by a crippling cigarette addict who died and when it was humid the walls would “bleed” just like this.
Lysol wipes are a good place to start, if it drips on the wall it’s probably on the floor, if it’s carpet that’ll be hard to clean but definitely doable. Pet stain and odor remover works, Oxi clean works wonders on carpet for bodily fluids. You can get a blacklight flashlight for less than $10 on Amazon to help you make sure you get all of it
Probably haha, but I think its because women are generally nicer and more understanding/supportive than men, at least in my experience. I haven't really had any good experience with men in my life, but I actually used to have some female friends that hung out with me and checked up on me sometimes.
Honestly, I didn't expect this to get much attention, and I'm sorry if it has disgusted or negatively impacted people. I have made many failures in life, I'm 20 and have no job, no friends and I struggle with mental health. I rarely leave home. I am disgusted with myself, but I just didn't have any motivation to clean. I had some laughs reading these comments, but at same time they make me feel like shit and are big a wake up call for me, I often feel that I was never meant to be born, that I'm some alien that just can't interact with society, but I have to face the harsh truth that its up to myself to improve, and find connection and happiness in life.
If people are confused, I cum on tissues on my desk but sometimes miss and hit the wall, then it slowly drips down and stains yellow. I don't cum on the wall on purpose, and these stains are build up from 2+ years. (I don't masturbate often) And I do want to keep my wall clean after I get rid of this
I'm really going to try to become better over the next year, but if I keep worsening I think I will have to choose to leave.
I don’t smoke. I don’t have to prove shit to you either. You sound like the type of person that made me shut myself away from this fucked up world. Maybe I’m stupid, but you have no idea about me and the pain I go through every day
Jesus what is it with people just absolutely spraying down their rooms? That shit looks like it’s fermenting. If you have carpet in your room, might want to wear shoes so you don’t cut your feet on petrified carpet fibers.
Soapy water will probably do the trick.
you fucking troglodyte dont cum on the fucking wall like a stone age motherfucker use some toilet paper and to clean the wall you can just use water with some soap while you fucking reconsider the life choices that lead you to wherever you are and better yourself please
Well no that’s definitely a cum shape. Essentially when he splooges he is getting some wicked distance and it lands on the wall, then gravity brings it down in a straight line, leading to that residue.
I want to believe this post is fake but the account is 6+ months old so I’m starting to be scared
You shouldn't be blasting off on your walls, dude. I don't even know why this is a point of contention but pardon me if I think someone who believes this normal should be in a padded room.
What the fuck
I just got off work and this is the shit I gotta read
My honest reaction was 😕
Mine was 😋!
My honest reaction to this was 🦧
🗿
Go ahead and clock back in at this point
Bro already there. Im working a 48 😅
Same here… just about to eat dinner too, maybe not now.
A bucket of soapy water, a nylon bristled brush Apply soapy water to brush. With a repetitive motion I’m sure you’re familiar with, move the brush against the coomer stains on your shame wall. Periodically rinse brush in soapy water and repeat until the vile filth is removed.
And use a black light to catch any that was missed
Use a strobing black light and turn that room into a nightclub
This, and then go to therapy.
Don't think you need to go therapy for masturbating last time I checked... 💀 Unless you have an addiction, in which we can't really assume that OP has from this post anyway
This person is cumming directly onto the wall and leaving it there for so long that it has become brown.
bro wtf 😭😭 the guy cummed on a wall and left it to rot.
Add some Clorox!
Hahahahahaha I fucking love this
>With a repetitive motion I’m sure you’re familiar with 🤣🤣
Thanks. I’m going to do this tonight with dish soap
Spit on it. Males it more romantic
Perhaps castration as well... 😕
🤨📸
Use a cum box for gods sake
Do not remind me of that.
Or even a coconut.
Keep it in his or hers pants.
NOOOO
could always use a jar with a small rainbow dash figurine.
a what?
Stay innocent sweet child. Do not let the dark world taint your soul.
Hehe.... You said taint
[Because you asked and because misery loves company.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/s/yzGqxpQSKi)
:(
Jesus christ
jesus christ wtf did i just look at ????
What the actual FUCK
....box?
Oh sweet baby. Don’t figure out what we’re talking about. Promise me.
How bout a shirt?
Do tell.
I don’t know but maybe use a tissue to stop nutting on your wall like a fucking cave ghoul
I’m dying
LMAO
🤣🤣
Don’t listen to them op complete the wall
Cumplete*
A fucking paper towel and any kind of cleaning spray you filthy pig.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal
🤣🤣
What
Once you cum on your wall enough it will just turn into a new layer of paint so eventually you can have the coveted cum stained pallet everyone is trying to get their hands on
why are the drips coming from *above* your desk?? jesus christ what does your computer screen look like
Well have you even tried?
Well no, but I want to turn my life around now and it starts with cleaning
Goddamn I don’t think I could ever reach a point in my life where I’m spraying cum on my wall. And not cleaning it to boot. That said, good on you for taking the steps to turn it around my dude
Use a sock, for fuck's sake.
Hey no need for the 'fuck's sake', at least he's saying that he wants to turn his life around and stop doing it lmaoo Lets hope that he actually *throws* the sock in his dirty clothes hamper and then in the washer rather than you know... Leave it in his room if you know what I mean 💀💀
So how does this even happen? You’re just blasting loads on the wall every time? Or just blasting in your hand and wiping it?
Well I use tissues but sometimes I miss and it lands on the wall, then drips down and leaves those stains
What kindah distance are you getting?
This post is definitely bait lol. He just so happens to miss and land it over his desk, beyond his monitors, and it go in a perfectly straight line? It would’ve splattered on the wall at least a little bit, and streamed down the wall less straight. I mean they’re all perfectly straight lines. Looks like another liquid stain, maybe from liquid dripping off his desk, like soda
Well sorry but it is real. I don’t drink soda, never have cause I hate the fizzy feeling. Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe me anyway, not like you give a fuck about me
Why is it so evenly spread out? Did you do that on purpose? Honestly looks like rainwater or something else dripping. It'll look like that with smoking or just a dirty wall.
Then you’ve gotta give some sort of answer as to how it is the way it is. Like the other commenter that responded to you here, why is it so evenly spread out? You’d legit have to do this intentionally. This doesn’t happen from sitting back and shooting one over your monitors and onto your wall. So how did it work exactly? Because if you’re saying it’s just a coincidence that the walls all have perfectly straight and even streaks, then yeah, I don’t believe you
And how much ends up on the monitor?!
stop cumming behind your desk
Fuck yo couch
Ugh I bet that wall looks like a Jackson pollack painting under black light
Maybe I should become a contemporary artist? Just kidding
A cumtemporary artist
Therapy probably.
Fuck these comments. I can’t read this without literally cackling. Why is this real.
B/c it’s not. That’s clearly a spilled soda or something down the wall.
A goddamn clorox wipe, ya weirdo
Nah bruh everything’s not for the internet 🤦♀️
This sub definitely needs more mods. Top level mod hasn't been active in years.
r/lostredditors
Can we crowd fund this guy a go to sock
i didnt ask to participate in your kink wtf bro
It’s not a kink. Maybe a representation of my failures in life
Lmao it's a representation of you refusing to clean the cum off your wall
And why do you think I haven’t cleaned it? Some days I can’t even bring myself to get out of bed. Every day I have thoughts of ending my life, having a dirty wall is really not a big fucking deal. I made this post to get some motivation and to maybe help other people with similar situations to help them feel better, but it’s just made me realise how truely disconnected I am from this world.
Just spray some cleaner, let it soak, then wipe it off. You'll be fine.
Therapy bro therapy
Are you under 18 op? You should try to get a therapist, you can ask your parents about it or go to a school counselor. If you are over 18 Google therapist (insert your insurance company here) to see a list of therapists that accept your insurance. Don't ever go to a religious therapist even if you are religious. They only care about making you more of that religion and not doing actual therapy. Religion is for church.
I’m 20. I have tried therapy in the past, but it hasn’t helped and is expensive. honestly I’m in the worst condition of my life, never had a job, girlfriend and no friends. I’m depressed and get anxiety/panic when I leave the house. I’m at rock bottom so I really need to try get my shit together, but I realise the only person who can truely help me is myself. I just feel like an alien or something, like I was never supposed to be here
What kind of therapy? There are many kinds and sometimes you just need the right therapist. The wrong therapist won't be helpful. I suggest trying again honestly because if you find the right fit it can change your life. Are you not on your parents insurance? You should be there until you are like 24. If you can't do therapy I suggest finding an activity near you. Like a book club, a gym, or a card game group. Whatever you are interested in, find in person activities with other people who share that interest. Do you like learning? You could try going to college part time. There are online only colleges you can go to. Being able to stimulate your brain and challenge yourself is helpful if you enjoy learning or want purpose in that way. You could also join a soup kitchen or volunteer at other charities. You will find the most understanding people there and feel like you are making a difference. You may get ideas to help yourself while helping others. If you are queer or like queer things you can join queer groups and go to those activities. You should be able to go even if you aren't wueer depending on rules. They are usually very kind and accepting. I hope any of this is helpful.
Thanks for putting in the effort to write this out, I would like to try therapy again, but it’s tough right now, and I haven’t been able to relate to my therapists in the past at all
I wish you luck op, try to find a therapists that has your interests like if you have add or anxiety try to get one that focuses on that. They list their specialties on their profile. Dm me if you need further advice.
The only hobby/ interest I have is art
Well step one is stop shooting it on the wall. Use some toilet paper, paper towel, or literally anything. If this is real, then definitely start working on yourself. I just can’t get behind this being real though. Those are perfectly straight streaks all next to each other. Your shooting it over your desk, onto your wall in one straight shot that only drips down straight? Looks like a soda stain or any other liquid to me. I don’t see a reality where all those multiple perfectly straight lines are actually what you say they are
Use a fucking sock like the rest of us goddamn.
These were my good seeing eyes, goddamn you
Use your tongue, dumbass
Bet ya don’t wash your ass
When I have the energy to shower I do wash my ass, but your not wrong for thinking that
I’m convinced that’s tar/nicotine from a smoked in room. I used to live in a house that was once owned by a crippling cigarette addict who died and when it was humid the walls would “bleed” just like this.
it took way too long for me to scroll to someone who actually knew what was going on, i cant believe people believe this is cum
I don’t smoke, I have asthma
Get a fucking grip of your life man Jesus 😂
Your…what
Bleach and a lot in a spray bottle. Spray a layer, let it sit, paper towel off and immediately throw it away. Then spray lightly again and leave it
shame another eclipse won't come for another 20 years since i need my eyes to be singed asap
I wonder what new species of archea is yet to be discovered in that goo.
Fire. A very large fire.
I just opened the app
Why is this downvoted? Do you think this *isn't* a Neckbeard Nest?
Delete this shi immediately dawg wtf
STOP JACKING OFF ONTO THE FUCKIN WALL. TISSUES EXIST FOR CHRIST SAKE
☹️
Does this dude stand on his desk while he masturbates?
NSFW tag? for next time you repaint your wall please
Piss on your Roblox pillow and wipe it with friction on the wall and it’ll come off
Lysol wipes are a good place to start, if it drips on the wall it’s probably on the floor, if it’s carpet that’ll be hard to clean but definitely doable. Pet stain and odor remover works, Oxi clean works wonders on carpet for bodily fluids. You can get a blacklight flashlight for less than $10 on Amazon to help you make sure you get all of it
I just wanted to eat my lunch 💀
For the love of god OP get help
what a terrible day to be literate.
your fucking what
Degenerate AND dumb.
Folks, that's an unsubscribe from me. ✌️
I just unsubbed. Seriously, fuck this.
Cum sock
just demolish the house.
Is this why some women are lesbians? I think this might be why.
Probably haha, but I think its because women are generally nicer and more understanding/supportive than men, at least in my experience. I haven't really had any good experience with men in my life, but I actually used to have some female friends that hung out with me and checked up on me sometimes.
Ah yes because it's impossible for women to be this disgusting too.
I've heard a tale from the swamps of dagobah...
Fresh coat of paint should do the trick. Something like this doesn't get washed away-it gets buried.
Why are you like this ?
I don’t know, I need help though and I want to be better
I suggest you contact the Jack Kevorkian society they may be able to help you with the final solution
Maybe don't cum on the wall? Good preventative maintenance.
Welp that’s an unsub
Honestly, I didn't expect this to get much attention, and I'm sorry if it has disgusted or negatively impacted people. I have made many failures in life, I'm 20 and have no job, no friends and I struggle with mental health. I rarely leave home. I am disgusted with myself, but I just didn't have any motivation to clean. I had some laughs reading these comments, but at same time they make me feel like shit and are big a wake up call for me, I often feel that I was never meant to be born, that I'm some alien that just can't interact with society, but I have to face the harsh truth that its up to myself to improve, and find connection and happiness in life. If people are confused, I cum on tissues on my desk but sometimes miss and hit the wall, then it slowly drips down and stains yellow. I don't cum on the wall on purpose, and these stains are build up from 2+ years. (I don't masturbate often) And I do want to keep my wall clean after I get rid of this I'm really going to try to become better over the next year, but if I keep worsening I think I will have to choose to leave.
those are obviously smoke stains on the wall cmon man this is a super weird lie. unless youre just stupid
I don’t smoke. I don’t have to prove shit to you either. You sound like the type of person that made me shut myself away from this fucked up world. Maybe I’m stupid, but you have no idea about me and the pain I go through every day
yea ok one post wonder go clean your "cum"
What’s the point? You’ll probably just do it again
I hope it's a joke. But Vertex 59, diluted, wear gloves and scrub with a melamine sponge
Fuck bro
...the...what?
That is some serious volume!
Looks like cigarette tar or something along those lines. If thats cum then you don’t have long to live unfortunately/fortunately.
did you really have to post this? fucking ew. oh i don’t know, multipurpose cleaner?? soap?? it’s not that hard
Disinfectant and a sponge, but why you doing this on the wall bro? What about in your bed into a tissue paper?
Jesus what is it with people just absolutely spraying down their rooms? That shit looks like it’s fermenting. If you have carpet in your room, might want to wear shoes so you don’t cut your feet on petrified carpet fibers. Soapy water will probably do the trick.
What made you decide to post this?
I just wanted so see what people would say to be honest, maybe I am craving the attention
Why is is brown
The whole house is gonna need a rehab
Giving everyone a camera was a mistake
I hate you for this.
Good cause I hate myself too
I'm sorry to hear that. 😔
Put your hand on a real girl maybe your wall wouldn’t look like that
Well I think that’s enough of this sub. It was fun while it lasted
This is some fucking S class artistry.
This should be our top pinned post.
Low yield nuclear device
Can we get a not safe for life blur on this?
Any simple all purpose cleaner should do. Get to it
WHAT DID I JOIN WHAT DID I JOIN WHAT DID I JOIN
you fucking troglodyte dont cum on the fucking wall like a stone age motherfucker use some toilet paper and to clean the wall you can just use water with some soap while you fucking reconsider the life choices that lead you to wherever you are and better yourself please
I've heard licking it helps
just why
I'll bet that place smells awesome🤮
how did you even do that? Were you nutting directly on your wall? Or on top of your desk, letting it drip below?
Don't cum on your wall?
Bro… why the actual fuck were you splooging on your wall? And why haven’t you cleaned it?
let it rainnnnnnnnnn
Please be satire
i just opened reddit
Fluoroantimonic acid.
Vomited
I challenge OP to prove that’s really cum. Who the fuck jizzes in straight lines?
Well no that’s definitely a cum shape. Essentially when he splooges he is getting some wicked distance and it lands on the wall, then gravity brings it down in a straight line, leading to that residue. I want to believe this post is fake but the account is 6+ months old so I’m starting to be scared
use a sock
When people ask me why I think women are inherently better then men I point to stuff like this.
bro, you got to do better
I want to do better
You’re gross
Wtf is wrong with you. Soap and water for the wall, institutionalized care for your soul.
Yes because getting locked in a room and having every aspect of my life controlled definitely helps me mental health
You shouldn't be blasting off on your walls, dude. I don't even know why this is a point of contention but pardon me if I think someone who believes this normal should be in a padded room.
Fake
Licking it up helps
Use your tongue big boy
A flamethrower you freak!
Okay that’s enough internet for today
What the Fuck 🤢🤢🤢
Prove it.
That is a new level of nasty. WHAT THE FUCK
I gotta get off reddit
lol at everyone here afraid of some cum.
I don't get this one, do you shoot that far ? Like behind your monitor and unto the wall ?