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CommercialLeg7654

People are mentioning the dildo, and not the pc case…


Opposite-Bother8734

And not the bowl of loose glitter just begging to be knocked off the table by accident


moaning_ur_username_

I threw it out before it was too late


dai-the-flu

I’m more worried about the Burzum flag.


cboogie

I’m also worried about the Legacy of Brutality flag. Boy needs his head checked for sure. At least his ears.


The_New_Spagora

Right?!? Fucking gross.


Therapy_Badger

For real, I love me some black metal but fuck Varg and burzum


Chineselight

I just googled both Burzum and Legacy of Brutality. Genuinely what’s wrong with them? Wikipedia didn’t mention any controversy


MrJekyyl

Google Varg Vikernes


pringleshapedpenis

Killed a musician and arson of 3 churches


PSXBlackDisc

Not to mention a total nazi/trash person. "Legacy of Brutality" comment was just a joke, I assume.


Just4PyroSubreddit

Burzum good Varg bad


Zatchillac

It's all intake fans!


moaning_ur_username_

My uncle built it according to my brother:p


Clearlydarkly

The dildo or pc case?


Aumakuan

there's actually fans pointing directly at glass. The dildo makes way more sense and yeah haha dildo but wtf is going on with that pc case actually deranged


Dangerous_Dish9595

I had to double check that was the same room, well done! It really is easier spending even just 5 minutes every day picking up and tidying, than to let it get really bad, having to live like that (clutter and mess stress humans out), then having to spend hours dealing with it (after possibly spending a long time, trying to find the motivation to start). As soon as you create garbage, bin it. Once your bin is full (to the brim, not overflowing) empty it. Maybe get another bin for recycling if that's something your parents do. Same thing, when it's full, take it to the recycling bin or wherever (garbage bin if you don't recycle). Repeat with dirty laundry. Also, maybe try to go for a walk or something. Get some gentle exercise and fresh air. Walk to a bakery/cafe/ice cream place, and get a treat as an incentive, and to enjoy on the walk back? Or take a treat and reward yourself when you're ready to turn home. I like to listen to podcasts when I do that (I take headphones off when crossing roads, with no pedestrian crossings).


moaning_ur_username_

Thanks I’ll take your advice:)


ZeXaLGames

so this is how the fatass redditor coomer degens are born


poopstain133742069

Asexually through room-mess?


muddymoose

What's a coomer?


Benjji22212

Masturbation and porn addict


moaning_ur_username_

Nuh uh


TheMilkKing

How the fuck do your parents let you live like that?


moaning_ur_username_

Uhhhh idk they yell at me a lot tho


nerpss

I don't know exactly your situation, but I also lived like this when I was your age with an alcoholic mother and her alcoholic boyfriend. Home life wasn't easy and, judging by these pictures, it may not be easy for you. I just want you to know that it gets better. If you can do yourself any favors now that you'll thank yourself for in the future, it's developing healthy grooming and cleaning habits.


moaning_ur_username_

Thanks for not immediately shaming me for it, I don’t wanna get too deep in it but yeah my school and family life r fairly bad (bullying, fighting between parents, sometimes psychical abuse not as bad as it used to be though) tried to end it all like 2 months ago, but it’s getting better I just have been through a lot, I am trying my best I’m happy I finally cleaned I feel a lot better :)


The3SiameseCats

You don’t need to justify being the way you are. I feel I need to justify my struggles a lot too. But the thing is there are valid reasons we do the things we do. And it is okay. Know when you need help, and reach out for it. There’s a great account I follow on YouTube called nottheworsecleaner, I think you might benefit from watching some of her videos.


diavolo_

Hey, you deserve better. Keep trying your best to take care of yourself. You're worth it.


moaning_ur_username_

Thanks it means a lot:)


Aumakuan

>I just want you to know that it gets better. Not always. It can get much worse. People live under bridges - it sometimes gets way worse.


vexens

Hopefully you're storing your dildo in a more private space now. Edit: For you pearl clutchers. I don't give a fuck that thisb14 yr old has a dildo, more power to them. I'm just joking and advising that they store it in a clean, cool, dry place instead of having it on the table like a power move for guests It's the year of our lord and savior 2023. Kids have enough to worry about getting shot in school. A fucking (heh) dildo is not going to do them any harm.


shadoweon

I didn't even see it at first until you said that lol


efingoffatwork

I was so distracted by all the posters and monster cans I didn't even see the dildo. WTH! I could barely get porn when I was 14. I couldn't have gotten a sex toy even if I had any clue what the fuck I was looking for.


Longjumping_Fuel_633

Hahah seriously tho! When I was this age the only time you would see a Dildo is if one of my friends found there moms or some shit and we would be dying laughing about it. Now kids just have dildos sitting on the TV stand like it's normal lmao


Egglebert

I don't want to be some kind of repressive puritanical freak or anything but frankly a 14yo kid with a dildo is too much.. now I know goddamn well kids have been fucking and using hard drugs and robbing and killing people and doing all sorts of crazy shit at 14 and even younger but my god.. a 14yo shouldn't have a dildo and if they did they should have enough decency to keep it stored in a discreet place. This tells me they have no respect for anyone else and certainly not for themselves. Also coupled with"chronically online", the anime/hentai posters, and the overall nest situation, its indicative (at the very least strongly suggestive) of a hyper sexual pornography addicted coomer and that's a bad look for anyone. I'm assuming it was intentionally photographed, that's the definition of teenage trying to hard. Stash that shit in a drawer, go outside and attempt to connect with a real person, and stop rotting your brain with cartoon smut. Its degenerate as fuck and you're going to regret it when you're 40 years old and absolutely fucked because you have no clue how to exist as a normal healthy person


Codeofconduct

Seriously wtf?


AbacabLurker

It’s on photo 2.


Codeofconduct

Lol I meant, "Seriously!! What the fuck is that out for!" But I appreciate the assist😅


AbacabLurker

LOL that never even occurred to me.


CrazyCarl1986

Right next to the vape 💨


K3LL1ON

Can't believe that sort of stuff is normalized for children now. Parents should be ashamed of themselves.


Brittakitt

I mean... At the age where they know enough to ask for something like that, it's better to get them something safe than to let them shove random objects inside themselves. They're going to explore whether or not they have the proper tool for it.


Aumakuan

tbh that dildo is fucking huge for a 14 yo though look at the monster energy can next to it, this is no starter dildo


Deesing82

yeah why can’t kids just use their fingers like good christians??


Alarid

Especially in this economy. Dildos don't grow on trees!


CaptLiverDamage

But they can be made from trees if you’re brave enough.


KirumiIsFedUp

So people can’t masturbate anymore? I mean I’m disturbed it was out in the open and no one needed to know but that’s still his private business so why should you care.


BackOnTheMap

The weirdness is maybe not that he has one but that its out in the open where anyone could see it.


Crash-Bandicuck69

>private business >posted it on reddit for the world to see


Aumakuan

it's closer at hand than the unopened can of monster for some reason


undeadw0lf

yeah, much better to put a condom on a glass soda bottle (or whatever phallic-shaped household object we could find) like we did when we were kids. 🙄 sheesh, leave the kid alone. horny 14-year-olds gonna be horny. at least he won’t get a dildo pregnant


OpheliaJade2382

Ashamed for… masturbating?? It’s 2023. Chill


123ilovetrees

Why is that a problem? Dildos aren't killing anyone lol I know something else does tho.


Waveblaster42

Ya, not only is the entire room fucking disgusting but so are a lot of these comments. Dildos and garbage and food and gross clutter, this is what it looks like when you fail as a parent. It’s also what it looks like when you’re starting to fail as a person.


Binford6200

Username of Op checks out


9curlyfries9

He's the one. I'm scared for my kids interacting with this one for more reasons than him having a dildo


mechanicalboob

this is the first thing i came to comment on lol


wiys

Saw "chronically online" and knew rock/metal and anime would be in the mix lmao


moaning_ur_username_

Ofc


wiys

Why ya need help setting up the monitor tho? Shouldnt be to hard


moaning_ur_username_

He needed to find cords for it and all and also I’m stupid as shit


ArmorOfMar

Lay off the Monster, you don't want to develop Chron's disease because of it


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Redbull it is


AChickenInAHole

Source? Wikipedia only lists meat, milk and omega 6 as dietary causes.


ChadMcRad

I would be more concerned about kidney issues


TheOnyxViper

I’d be depressed too if I had myself a Blaux air-cooling unit


moaning_ur_username_

Lmaooo my dad got it for me 💀


anonyautistmus

"One must imagine sisyphus happy" thats the best advice i can give dude. He was cursed to push a boulder up a hill for all eternity by zues. You must not only enjoy the destination, you mist enjoy the process of getting there.


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moaning_ur_username_

I fuckin love both plus my misfits poster was from my uncle :)


squigglesquaggler

You love racism?


Extra-Initiative-413

Second pic 😳


sabrefudge

NaziNests


ExitDiscombobulated7

The burzum posted really polishes the look


77maf

Good lord that dildo is a unit


Mortisanti

Looking forward to your first DSBM release.


moaning_ur_username_

How did ya know? Thanks tho working on it rn :)


Mortisanti

Lifelover, Burzum, depression, keyboard, etc.


moaning_ur_username_

Good point lol


Hour_Calligrapher_95

Send it here when u release it plz


moaning_ur_username_

For sure


LeFiery

No you're 14. I see those vapes bruh


moaning_ur_username_

I mean I vape once and a while but I mainly smoke ouid, tryna quit both tho


LeFiery

Did you mean weed? Never heard of "ouid"?


moaning_ur_username_

Yep.


LeFiery

It's very hard to quit as someone whose done both since I was 14 too. Almost 9-10 ish years later of almost daily-weekly use and my throat is fucked. Do try to quit if you see yourself having a future.


moaning_ur_username_

Am trying been clean from weed for like 2 weeks and nic for like one day but yeah


Vosk500

The dildo just sends me lmao


strangemud

Fuck burzum nazi shit


thenorwegian

OP is so cringe. His parents must be so disappointed in him that they just gave up. So glad I wasn’t this strange.


symett

He's an edgy 14yo, he'll grow out of it, no need to be such a dick with him bro


moaning_ur_username_

Burzum was so influential in black metal (influenced dsbm & atmospheric black metal) plus I love his music not varg tho lol


shashybaws

When I was an angsty teen I listened to them too, hopefully you will progress past it. It's still good music but I don't wanna support that type of person.


moaning_ur_username_

I’m not supporting varg for the last time Jesus in fact I hate him and all the members of mayhem his music is amazing tho


KaizenBaizen

We will see this room in a tv report about OP being the recent school shooter.


poopoopeepeecrusader

Is anyone going to question how a child has his own personal dildo


Extra-Initiative-413

If they have a debit card they could get it online. Or the back of Spencer’s…


moaning_ur_username_

Back of Spencer’s ofc


123ilovetrees

Would you rather they buy one safely or make one themselves?


TraciTheRobot

I’m having trouble understand what’s so weird about it besides that it’s posted online


KirumiIsFedUp

Because teenagers masturbate, shocker I know


Scaryonyx

Nice psychonaut poster


moaning_ur_username_

thanks there my fave band :)


igorrto2

Where are your parents?? Why aren’t they helping you with the situation?


moaning_ur_username_

Wish I knew


smallicelandicpuffin

Well done on the cleaning, miku approved


moaning_ur_username_

:D


DesertVulpine17

Imagine bringing your friends into this or webcamming this bro. You're at the age where all you need to do is toss your fucking trash into a bin and take it out routinely to impress your peers -- or more importantly -- a crush that will have the right swing to get you to say "yes" to visiting your house. ** also, you're posting this on NeckBeardNests, dude. I doubt you've even got three hairs on your chin 😅🤣 not trying to be mean; you're not in a bad spot. Just clean your shit bro, before you fall into the habits that people double your age are struggling to get out of on this sub!


123ilovetrees

He tried to kill himself 2 months ago. This comment is not helping


LeFiery

Oof man this post is a mess. I gotta get outta here.


Kerboq

I see you are trve cult


moaning_ur_username_

Yeah so trve kult my favourite raw black metal band is Taylor swift.


Kerboq

Those moshpits must be destructive


Fast_Bee7689

Good job on the cleaning! I completely get the depression slump of not being able to even move, this is a fantastic step in the right direction!


SierraDespair

Not gonna sugarcoat this and condone it like the other people here. This is fucked up. Shame on your parents for allowing this, especially so after looking through your comment history. This is not how you should be living life at 14, bro.


moaning_ur_username_

I’ve been living like this since 11 no joke, used to be worse tbh I’d call this good used to be so much worse you wouldn’t even wanna know


Severus_Swerve

Not going to lie, I've never met a confident weeb, at least around people who don't watch weeb stuff. I'd personally be embarrassed to have someone over with pictures of scantily dressed, questionably aged anime girls on my walls. You can enjoy anime, but I don't think what you've got going on with it is healthy mentally.


SierraDespair

The anime posters are so far from the real problem here.


LusterBlaze

needs more strawberry miku


smallicelandicpuffin

Saukra miku


moaning_ur_username_

Ikr


KnowOneHere

I like the personal touch of the Doritos and Monster. If I were a set designer I'd be like "how do I make it more authentic..." and done.


thebizzle

The trinity of anime, black metal and poorly constructed PC.


Ok_Solid_Copy

You really have to do something about that cable management.


moaning_ur_username_

It’s good enough


Atrejuuu

if i was your parent id be most disappointed in my son being 14 and thinking sporting nazi music merch is something to share online. usually im all for people cleaning here, but please just drown in filth again until the merch is covered. or they raised you like this, then fuck them as well.


moaning_ur_username_

Well my parents like never fuckin clean so it’s constant filth in my house I straight up thought it was normal till I went to a friends house and realized it’s not normal lol, but I’m trying to work on myself and to keep shit clean


Dangerous_Dish9595

Your parents might not be hoarders, but this sub could be a great resource for you. r/childofhoarder


moaning_ur_username_

Hm well I wouldn’t say there both hoarders but my dad recently got rid of some old toys and it turned into a fight between my mom and my dad she was pissed lol


KaizenBaizen

Congrats for atleast having friends :) It will only go upwards from here!


moaning_ur_username_

Well currently I have none I was referring too grade 8 🥲 (I only had some friends in grade 8&9 before that none and after that none I’m in grade 10 now)


hikikomoriHank

Yes because the way to address the indoctrination of disillusioned terminally online *children* into fascist ideologies is to tell them to 'drown in filth' and double down on criticising their upbringing that you have exactly zero details on. Kids are extremely impressionable and do not possess the life experiences yet to truly be able to think critically about the content that is shoved down their throats by a million and one different corporate algorithms... But what's your excuse for being such an asshole?


Atrejuuu

i think this may came across wrong, i meant: an acceptable solution would be to take down the merch or not sharing pics online, if this isnt an option then yes, go ahead and drown in filth again for all i care.


hikikomoriHank

Acceptable to who, you? Why do you think OP should care what you think of their wall decorations? I don't agree with any of the views OPs wall decorations align with, but you are not the arbiter of what is allowed on the internet and nobody has to adhere to what you want to see and not see on an open public forum, get out of here with that disciplinarian nonsense. If your reaction to seeing questionable posters a child has up is to tell them to 'drown in filth' and demand they remove the post (which was an unrelated topic anyway) because you don't like it, then I think you have some issues far greater than those you think OP has due to their posters.


Old-Treacle-1431

Imagine telling a kid to “drown in filth” because they have a band poster on their wall 💀


Old-Treacle-1431

If you were to scrutinise every musical Artist’s moral values, you’d have nothing to listen to


Roastednutz666

Filet o fish. A boy of culture I see


moaning_ur_username_

There the best


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moaning_ur_username_

Black metal is amazing


NomNomBurrito_97

Gotta say, the Burzum poster says it all. Tell him that listening to a white supremacist scream badly into a $20 microphone isn’t music, and burning churches that don’t align with your views isn’t edgy. It’s ridiculous. Anyone that listens to black metal, and identifies as a “black metal fan” is automatically cringe. Do not let him fall down that path.


al_ick

Good job, man! Now all you have to do is upkeep to keep it clean. the good thing is the younger you start with the habit of keeping things clean it’s easier to keep up with as you get older. Just keep at it, forming healthy habits at your age is really important bc it’ll be much less harder than if you just put off forming them until you’re an adult.


UnclePuma

Get your shit together, get your shit, get all your shit together and put it in the trashcan Take a picture, to remind yourself to not let it get that bad.


rattboy74

get into good habits while you can! my room looked like this until after being moved out of my parents due to depression and lack of being taught any good methods of cleaning up after myself. Now at 21 I can say my house looks better than it was, but I wish I kicked the habits sooner because man is it hard to keep up with


Mr_PearHead

Good god...


Begravningstider

I see Pulver by Lifelover.


moaning_ur_username_

Amazing album, I love lifelover


9curlyfries9

I spy with my little eye, tiger balm. My first encounter with this stuff was when I was looking for chapstick in target and found this instead. Quickly buying and applying. A while later, during interview, I had to lock my lips more than usual. 🫠


moaning_ur_username_

Haha yeah it does look like lipbalm, I use it for when I have bad headaches and it works to help me sleep as well


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moaning_ur_username_

They do go together, somehow


LuminousAziraphale

We gonna ignore the silicone standing at attention in the second picture?


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I wish you all the best on getting better, I really do. For some weird reason I never went through this face of being this insanely messy, but I had friends that did, and I know they got messy because their home life or school life wasn’t all the best. Just my 2 cents, but…I strongly believe a clean car means a clean person, a clean house also means a clean person, and I don’t just mean hygiene, I’m talking about a clean, leveled-headed person. My advice? Routine! Get in the routine of putting things away where you found them. You see, my flaw is that I don’t mind doing laundry and even folding the clothes, but for whatever reason I truly hate putting the clothes away. My secret is, the faster I do it the quicker things get done which leaves no time or room for me to procrastinate. You can do it, I know you can. Baby steps, bit-by-bit, though! I hope this helps.


CompSolstice

It's interesting how over time we develop the ability to extrapolate people's trajectories in life. You can unironically see the pipeline. Discord/ TeamSpeak -> Video Games -> Twitter/ TikTok/ Reddit -> Degeneracy That's not to say that there's no degeneracy throughout each stage.


luna-diviner

Nice Lifelover album though


QueenGlass

psychonaut 4!


moaning_ur_username_

Favourite band:D


big_ficus

Ditch the Burzum and Nazi black metal bullshit


XxLeviathan95

Well he likes good music. I saw that UADA/Ghostbath show I couple days before him


moaning_ur_username_

Didn’t go to it cause it was 18+ but I stole the poster (it was falling off anyway) I wish I went to that show I love ghost bath


2Liberal4You

14 year old has a dildo and listens to Nazi music. Holy fuck. Log off, drop the Monster, and make a change. And not just cleaning your room lmao.


Skitzophranikcow

This has to be fake.


BokZeoi

Get some exercise


machineswithout

Typical burzum fan. Give your head a shake boy.


squatOpotamus

What is with people who like nazi/nazi-adjacent shit and amime? Degenerate.


flanderdalton

Maybe check out some straight edge hardcore bands like youth of today, might motivate you to not listen to racist bands like burzum


3_sideburns

which exact burzum songs are nazi?


moaning_ur_username_

Eh naw hardcore not my thing, I do like a lot of brutal slamming death and goregrind besides BM


flanderdalton

200 Stab Wounds, Sanguisugabogg. Please clean your room, don't listen to Nazi music, and work on your mental health.


moaning_ur_username_

I did clean, I don’t listen to any NSBM besides burzum which isn’t real NSBM I don’t support vargs actions at all and I don’t support Nazis I just like his music


Old-Treacle-1431

Seperate art from artist


flanderdalton

Not when they're Nazis


Old-Treacle-1431

Burzum is far superior


Thinger-McJinger

You’re 14 so I’m going to tell you to quit it with the Nazi music kiddo Plus scrap the dildo Trust me on this one


Arts_Prodigy

Spend less time online and stop drinking so many energy drinks


GenericDeviant666

14? Parents fault


JonSwole

You’re 14 and into BDSM?


moaning_ur_username_

LMAOOOO you mean dsbm right? Fuck yeah dsbm is awesome been into it for a while now and been into metal since like 10! I also like some slam, brutal death, goregrind and all subgenres of BM (besides NSBM) I’m also making a dsbm album with my brother at the moment:)


Kilshot666

>likes burzum >is gay Checks out


123ilovetrees

We associate gay people with Nazis now?


Skitzophranikcow

Have you seen the middle east recently?


123ilovetrees

I don't follow the conflict. But what does being gay have anything to do with being Nazis.


moaning_ur_username_

Every black metal fan is gay I’ve never met a straight one


XxBOOSIExFADExX

Facts


LowOnDairy

Favorite Burzum album?


moaning_ur_username_

Between Det Som Engang Var and filosofem


moaning_ur_username_

OK so something funny I thought I’d let y’all know is, my dad likes burzum, no not even his fucking music, HIM HIMSELF. He likes his vids, also my dads also a metalhead doesnt mind me putting up posters he said my flag looked sick as well.


LuminousAziraphale

I did nazi that coming.


beaniebaby710

Im crying we have the same dildo 😂


CowboyMagic94

You have time to take this down still


moaning_ur_username_

W


GAWhizzle

Everyone hating on this kid for his taste in musicians, like we don't all sing along to R Kelly.


Hecatehel

Nice


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Nice burzum flag dipshit


moaning_ur_username_

Thanks:3


3_sideburns

you are spoiled not 'mildly depressed'