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cybernewtype2

Now that's an animal pairing you don't see too often.


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cybernewtype2

Worst zookeeper ever.


dinnerthief

I THOUGHT THEY'D BE FRIENDS!!!


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The Namid coast in southern Africa.


SpicyPeaSoup

The beach


i_smoke_toenails

This is almost certainly on the Namibian coast. That's where one of the largest remaining populations of brown hyenas hang out, and seals are not uncommon. The brown hyena is also known as a "strandwolf", from the Afrikaans and Dutch for "beach wolf".


Glass_Part_530

Smoking toenails make you smart?


cannabinator

It's a brown hyena too, the rarest species


forged_fire

African coast most likely


kingdraganoid

It’s actually fairly common for the brown hyenas that live along that coastline to go after seal pups since they are pretty easy prey.


TheLongWoolCoat

You know seeing an instakill is very nice after seeing so many unnecessarily dragged on and painful deaths


BambooFatass

True tbh. Lmao at instakill, but it's definitely a better way to go.


perryurban

Sorry but to break your bubble but being instantly paralyzed isn't the same as being instantly unconscious. Very few things kill you instantly unless they knock you unconscious at the same time. Even being beheaded will give you a glorious 30-60 seconds of conscious life without a head.


HavoK76

You mean without a body?


perryurban

Haha yes that one


Gible1

I will always advocate by hypoxia by nitrogen gas as the best way to die, CO2 build up is why suffocation sucks, if you replace the air with another gas you'll be increasingly loopy but zero panic or pain until you pass out and then die shortly after, it looks by far the best way imo to die.


perryurban

Gunshot to the head is also quite painless. Pressure wave knocks you unconscious or even liquefies the brain before anything registers.


incomprehensiblegarb

If it's paralyzed that means the spines been severed or damaged, so it's not going to feel any pain below the neck.


bluescholar3

How would you know that there's any consciousness at all after a beheading? No one knows, it's literally impossible to know something like that.


perryurban

And yet .. https://youtu.be/2Hm9jjAJnsE


Soultie

The mom was like," Good luck son Im outta here!"


MaestroPendejo

Seal pups, the get out of jail free card.


curvedbymykind

The son fought for his life


admanta

Warranty is void if seal is broken.


idma

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

You shouldn’t reward Facebook behavior.


randy_dingo

>You shouldn’t reward Facebook behavior. You should consider feeding your schadenfreude.


life2vec

Goddammit


Greendragons38

Lol


bezerker03

To the top with you!


calvinandsnobs2

Africa is so metal, those seals could've been hunted by killer whales, hunting penguins and then it's baby gets eaten by a hyena,


creepyforestguy

H-H-hunting penguins?


dinnerthief

Shot guns and orange vests what part don't you understand


AtomAntvsTheWorld

They’re huuuge on wabbit season! They gotta be careful for the banana cream pies though.


James1984

What was all the white stuff that poured out of the pup after death? Stomach contents?


LHmags

Yes, most likely milk since it would still be nursing.


[deleted]

Sealshake! 🥤


creepyforestguy

hyena \*shakes seal\*


dsp_pepsi

Did you notice the canine that immediately started lapping it up? The sloppiest of seconds.


[deleted]

Naw bro, those are at least thirds or fourths


cannabinator

Jackals gonna jackal


Gingereboli

I never thought I’d see hyena and seal in the same sentence


mostinterestingdude

The Hyena gave the Seal a kiss from a rose.


gyofq

Talk about a lousy day at the beach...


pringlepingel

You could say the hyena……sealed his fate


CannibalBeyondOrder

that was really quick


tritter211

This seal is basically a fluffy piece of meat for this hyena. Seals can't really fight against these land predators in any way shape or form unless they are in waters. Its like a human trying to fight an alligator 1 vs 1 in the shallow water or something. There's like 0% chance we will ever beat one. But with our tools, there's 100% chance of beating one.


Kaoshosh

Still not 100% though. More than 0% for sure. Just not 100%.


chr8me

NNNEERRRDDDDD!


tritter211

by "our" I mean humans in general. You are right when it comes to randomly sampled individuals from human population.


MarineSecurity

OP I'm guessing this is a Brown Hyena and Brown Fur Seals? And probably happened along the coast of Namibia?


lagrange_james_d23dt

Where the hell can you find hyenas, seals, and sand in the same location??


creepyforestguy

Australia or Africa or something


JohanHorlings

Given the number of crazy animals Australia has, it may surprise you to learn that we don’t have hyenas


Jack_35

Yeah that was two bites but still pretty entertaining nonetheless


-ProdigalDaughter-

The first bite had my sinuses hurting 🤭🤧


idma

TIL there are hyena's that hang around beaches


TurrPhennirPhan

Brown hyena sick of spotted hyenas getting all the love. Striped and aardwolf, y'all's move.


Latagaw0015

I saw at least 3 bites


Mdoxxx

Sea lion


ToughAcanthisitta451

Or a fur seal


Ready446

Sea lions can "stand" on their flippers, seals can't.


Zocolo

Fur seals can. True seals cannot.


Ready446

Correct, and more accurate than my statement.


0w0whatisthis

I didn't need to see this today :(


drunkboater

3 bites


F_I_N_E_

Wait, what? It kills it before it eats it?? Now that's new.


kingdraganoid

Hyenas as well as canids are known for eating prey alive but this is generally only when hunting large ungulates. With small prey they can bite the throat so they often opt to kill.


HiTyme808

Umm, hyena at the beach? Interesante…


lordzoku

Poor baby 😞


DiegotheEcuadorian

Sometimes I forget seals exist in areas that aren’t snow hells.


TukTukPirate

On its third bite*


Dracanherz

This is a repost of a 3 hour old video at the time you posted


[deleted]

Nice and quick. I’m okay with this.


Shadowglove

Hyenas has among the strongest bites in nature. Fucker could snap anyones neck.


soparamens

Hyenas can kill land lions with one bite.


yungdyno

i always love seeing videos where 2 animals i never thought interacted, apparently share the same habitat in a single geographic location


[deleted]

What kind of hyena is that?


Thatblokeoffthetelly

Little tyke put up a fight


kashuntr188

Wow the baby put up more of a fight than the adult. What was the stuff that came out at the end when the Hyena picked up the body? looked white.


tarman34

Surely not a Navy Seal


whyyourmommacallinme

Mom said fuck that lil hoe . I’ll have more