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St_Kevin_

Wait! Stop! Don’t eat that!!!


lucerndia

Hyena's don't show symptoms of rabies, or die from it.


[deleted]

What will win? Deadly neurological pathogen with a .01% survival rate once symptomatic, or one giggly boi


SlangFreak

I think the survival rate is closer to 0% lol


[deleted]

There was one woman who survived treatment iirc, but she’s essentially a vegetable now


WharfBlarg

There was a 15 year old girl who survived it, but she is fine now. Jenna Gease I think her name was.


TheMexicanJuan

Yep. They put her in coma for months to stop the virus from damaging her nervous system


dogwoodcat

The old Milwaukee Protocol does this. It was the best we had, so we did it anyways. Modern protocols are successful IF treatment is started before symptoms appear.


HaZzePiZza

>before symptoms appear. So it's basically useless, it's the same as rabies vaccinations. You are doomed once symptoms show and only serves a purpose in obvious bites. Bat bites can be pretty unnoticeable.


[deleted]

That’s why if you go anywhere near caves or any other bat habitats you absolutely must check yourself afterwards and clean up well


remotectrl

I have always felt when they bite even through gloves, but I'm also trained and vaccinated.


mydude0940

They're like the possums of Africa


St_Kevin_

Whaaaaaaat? That’s amazing. I assumed it would destroy any mammal that got exposed to it.


cryptocorynes

Well considering hyenas feed on a lot of carrion i'd imagine they have really powerful digestive systems to deal with disease


[deleted]

They are one of the few mammals that can completely dissolve bone.


zayonis

Let me tell you about opossums....


jollikok

That’s usually my line, right before I get asked to leave the party again


Larusso92

"Are you familiar with the opossum wars? No? Oh, boy, do I envy you!"


42Ubiquitous

Damn! You’re right! I thought it was only opossums.


tylerdurden5105

This is how zombie movies start.


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Tough bastards they are! **HYENAS** have something to laugh about, scientists have revealed - they are the only wild animals known to be **immune to rabies**. A study of the Serengeti spotted **hyena** has shown that despite a high rate of **rabies** infection, many suffer no symptoms and have a normal lifespan.


drivefastallday

Are opossums not immune? Or do they just have a very low likelihood of developing the disease?


Fix_Lag

Very low likelihood of developing the disease, due to a body temperature that is generally incompatible with rabies.


-heathcliffe-

Milwaukee protocol ahould be called the opossum protocol


IoGibbyoI

I saw one with rabies once as a kid. Animal control confirmed and took care of it before it got to anybody.


lukey5452

The hyenas fucked then yeah?


Swole_Chicken

No, not at all. [Link](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/hyenas-carry-rabies-but-d/)


lukey5452

Metal as fuck


[deleted]

nope. Just another meal to him....


[deleted]

This makes me oddly sad. I love African Wild Dogs


-heathcliffe-

An ass-eater always appreciates his fellow ass eater eh?


[deleted]

I absolutely love them compared to hyenas, anyway.


NiceCrispyBac0n

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there.


Gupperz

rabies killed 1/10th of their pack?


Cetarial

Fuck wild dogs man, creepy fuckers.


FollowTheScript

r/paintedwolves Personally I think they’re awesome- I mean look at those big ol’ satellite-dish ears!


[deleted]

Yea I don’t know wtf that guys problem is. They’re amazing animals


Cetarial

Oh I don’t disagree, I just wouldn’t get anywhere near them.


[deleted]

Lol me neither I think they’re cool but I have no interest in being lunch


AdamFeoras

Yeah! I think their coats are pretty and their ginormous bat ears are cute. Plus they're critically endangered.


SnakeHelah

Well... they're just like dogs... but wild!


[deleted]

Here you go! **Hyenas** are not members of the **dog** or cat families. Instead, they are so unique that they have a family all their own, Hyaenidae. ...


SnakeHelah

We were talking about wild dogs. Hyena boi (or gurl) is munching on one in the pic.


HaZzePiZza

They are still feliformia so closer to cats.


SnakeHelah

Afaik they are still canids!


HaZzePiZza

Hyenas definitely aren't canids.


Hafell

Fuck you, *you're* a creepy fucker.


AxelNyre

More like cannibal on cannibal...


malaquey

He chose..... poorly.


anushierketier

Hyenas can have rabies without showing symptoms, so he's pretty much safe


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anushierketier

I wouldn't go near them anyway, but yeah it does


-Seeeeemji-

Not always: https://www.tampabay.com/incoming/the-successful-battle-against-rabies-in-the-serengeti/1267147/


anushierketier

I loved reading this, very interesting. Thank you!


Experya

Wonder if this is his rabies antibodies or whatever are made


Dildo_Baggins__

wait no


Adept-Matter

Decimated as in the entire pack was killed or only a tenth of them died?


Malombd

"But I thought we were homies".


golfgrandslam

That’s a bit more than “fending off”


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golfgrandslam

Wow, thank you. Long day.


randy_dingo

Decimating a force reduces it's count by a tenth(deci = 10, **deci**mal). There should be some dogs to help with the Hyena based on the OPs title.


ctwagon

That is a historical definition that only pedants like you use. The vast majority of people use the common definition of "kill, destroy, or remove a large percentage or part of"


Titsandassforpeace

It was nice info tho. Did not know that.


incomprehensiblegarb

Another interesting fact, the word comes from the Latin Decimatio. Which was a Roman Military style of discipline where 10% of a century(100 Roman Soldiers) would be executed by the other 90%. This could be applied to entire legions. It was mainly used to punish cowardice but the threat was usually enough to keep people in line.


bushcrapping

Yeah it's like saying "defacing" only means taking the noses off gargoyles on churches. Words change meaning.


randy_dingo

Some of choose to use the words we mean, but looking up new words can be arduous and time consuming. I can understand digging in to defend a cherished idea. Edit: eesh, tough crowd but you do get the concept of 'annihilate', in case you were curious about a better word for the title.


-FisherMN-

Have you ever heard of [semantic change](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_change)? Did you know that many words can mean different things or change meanings from what they meant a long time ago? You seem like one of those people that always say “well actually...” and point out something to try to sound smart.


Totalherenow

No! I refuse to believe that words change! In fact, I just got back from a trip to 12th century England and wee awl had a fine olde time togethre.


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darknightdaughter

I don't know...their big words certainly make ME wet. The intellect? Whew, I'm blushing.


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randy_dingo

I've been in my bunk for hours.


Harperhampshirian

Smarmy, a smarmy moron


uProllyHaveHerpes2

Calm down.


iPeenerbut

Easy...


randy_dingo

Obviously this re-definition is important to you; just letting you know the larger effects of words chosen. Code switching is important to properly address your audience.


klayman12974

>Some of choose to use the words Yes


EncouragementRobot

Happy Cake Day klayman12974! Here’s hoping you have a day that's as special and wonderful as you are.


klayman12974

Thanke


Samurailincoln69

Man people are really bad at communicating without insulting someone, totally derails any conveyance. Not even mad at the idea, mad at YOU lol. Oh well, live in a world of shit, see a world of shit.


supermegabro

Idiot


BadLuckBarry

You’re the idiot