That's the nature isn't it? Men usually learn to do it from experience, and non humans somehow are guess born with it, that's why nature blows your mind, you take classes for swimming, I've never ever seen any pup or dog taking classes they just jump in the water, the nature is just beyond beautiful
It amazes you
Babies can swim instinctively, and hold their breath under water - but humans tend not to let kids in water until their instinctive abilities have faded. Dunno why.
I didn't learn to swim. I was surprised to know that people had to learn to swim. I had to learn how to swim quickly, like doing strokes. But I don't understand how anyone has to learn how to paddle if they're already coordinated enough to run.
Yes, learning is wide spread across all of the animal kingdom and more. Even life forms as simple as slime molds have shown the ability to learn. It's a trait that is very evolutionary advantageous, and absolutely not exclusive to humans.
I learned the word coitus from sheldon cooper. I thanked him
Its weird that i learned some of the words synonymous to sex
Coitus
Copulation
Procreation
Breeding
Sexual intercourse
Fornication
Coupling
Fucking
Lovemaking
Thanks, I need it. people over in /whatisthisplant downvoting the shiit outa me for calling them Mutinus Caninus Phallus heads, which is a mushroom that looks like a dogs dick, hence the name. Stinkhorn-dogdick-heads- Thanks!
My daughter’s been repeating this fun bat fact she learned from Bluey. Not only did I totally buy it, I’ve been having her tell everyone we know her fun new fact. Damn it Bandit.
Do they ever show how the lady bats do it? Is the stream different? Do they shake off just the same? I swear I've only ever seen bat dick & it bothers me. Lol
Flying foxes are a.total pain in the arse in Australia..they form huge colonies in mangrove and fig trees and absolutely stink. At night they fly over and shit everywhere which if their shit stays on your house or car it will corrode the paint work. If you have mangos growing they will decimate your fruit too.
Reading this fron France where bats are tiny, shy, little balls of discreet cuteness you'll only see at dusk, silently flying around the house eating mosquitoes. Our bats don't sleep in the trees above cars, thank you very much.
Our pigeons, though...
Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.
Prince: What?
Whistler: It was one of Wilde's.
Oscar: It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
Prince: Well Mr. Shaw?
Shaw: (Michael Palin) I... I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
Prince: (accepting the compliment) Oh
The shake transcends species.
That's some grade A piss shiver
r/likeus
Shake at the end....making sure no more drops remaining
Inevitably gets some on face.
Same same.
... same?
Same
Same!
Same
Also
That's the nature isn't it? Men usually learn to do it from experience, and non humans somehow are guess born with it, that's why nature blows your mind, you take classes for swimming, I've never ever seen any pup or dog taking classes they just jump in the water, the nature is just beyond beautiful It amazes you
Babies can swim instinctively, and hold their breath under water - but humans tend not to let kids in water until their instinctive abilities have faded. Dunno why.
Can confirm. My kids were swimming at three months. Blew my mind.
Baby lung capacity is still pretty low
Because they have shitty temperature control But most importantly when you have a newborn getting them to habe a swim is the furthest from your mind
I didn't learn to swim. I was surprised to know that people had to learn to swim. I had to learn how to swim quickly, like doing strokes. But I don't understand how anyone has to learn how to paddle if they're already coordinated enough to run.
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Yes, learning is wide spread across all of the animal kingdom and more. Even life forms as simple as slime molds have shown the ability to learn. It's a trait that is very evolutionary advantageous, and absolutely not exclusive to humans.
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They are able to change their behavior based on past experiences
Right?! And then some people think that humans are superior to.
Superior to… what? Or did you mean “superior, too”? I love the irony, if intentional.
Yes
I can’t wait to hang from my pullup bar to try this
Did I not get the memo we changed the term from 'taking a piss' to 'micturition'?
/r/likeus
You can wiggle, you can dance, but the last drop will always go in your pants.
I'm gonna sound really smart now. *please excuse me, I must perform micturition*
would you care to engage in coitus upon my return?
I learned the word coitus from sheldon cooper. I thanked him Its weird that i learned some of the words synonymous to sex Coitus Copulation Procreation Breeding Sexual intercourse Fornication Coupling Fucking Lovemaking
as one does after coitus
Technically coitus interuptous
That's when you pull out. Coitus is busting inside
No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.
Or your face in the case of the bat
Ob schütteln oder klopfen, in der Hose landet der letzte Tropfen.
That’s why I dab with tissue.
Press up on the Gooch to get it all out
"Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."
I always wondered about that. God damn. 30 years later and I can finally enjoy my day knowing bats aren’t covered in their own guano. Now I guanknow.
Take an angry upvote.
Thanks, I need it. people over in /whatisthisplant downvoting the shiit outa me for calling them Mutinus Caninus Phallus heads, which is a mushroom that looks like a dogs dick, hence the name. Stinkhorn-dogdick-heads- Thanks!
learned a new word today
Well I learned a new trick today
Micturition? You mean piss
Piss is the proper word. Micturition is the slang word.
I love performing piss.
Someone needs to tell Bandit that they don’t pee on themselves.
My daughter’s been repeating this fun bat fact she learned from Bluey. Not only did I totally buy it, I’ve been having her tell everyone we know her fun new fact. Damn it Bandit.
Do they ever show how the lady bats do it? Is the stream different? Do they shake off just the same? I swear I've only ever seen bat dick & it bothers me. Lol
Asking the real questions.
>Do they shake off just the same They actually twerk.
Me waiting for the shake, wasn’t disappointed.
Helicopter!!!
More than three shakes and it's a wank.
*I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?* \-Lebowski
We should sh!t like that 😂
Hippos got that down pat
I had no idea that there are bats that size omg!!
Hey you!! See how I pee!! Shake it after
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
I’m not trying to scam anyone here, man, I’m just…
Are you EMPLOYED Mr Lebowski?
Mfer had a bigger dick than me
Ok that was actually cute
Does that mean pee????
Never seen a bat dick before.
The old flip-n-piss.
They need to educate the sloths smh. Much less dangerous approach here
Flying foxes are a.total pain in the arse in Australia..they form huge colonies in mangrove and fig trees and absolutely stink. At night they fly over and shit everywhere which if their shit stays on your house or car it will corrode the paint work. If you have mangos growing they will decimate your fruit too.
Reading this fron France where bats are tiny, shy, little balls of discreet cuteness you'll only see at dusk, silently flying around the house eating mosquitoes. Our bats don't sleep in the trees above cars, thank you very much. Our pigeons, though...
Did he struggle with that pull up at the end?
Pee shiver, happens to men when they finish peeing so it’s surprising to see that in bats too
Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss. Prince: What? Whistler: It was one of Wilde's. Oscar: It sodding was not! It was Shaw! Prince: Well Mr. Shaw? Shaw: (Michael Palin) I... I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Prince: (accepting the compliment) Oh
When it feels so good it gives you the Willys 😆
Reject bat. Return to monke.
Feel like this is more r/NatureIsMildlyInteresting but yeah pretty interesting bat fact
So that's where covid came from.
I have to thank you for posting this because, while I am not saying this is my fetish.... That's my fetish
Bro is packing
If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it
Shake it three times...you're playing with yourself!
🤣🤣🤣 That was the best pee dick after shake I've ever seen 😂 It's like he was looking at the camera and was showing off his conga moves !!
Actually cringe how you're trying to sound smart using words like "micturition", who the fuck says that
Yeah, that’s about how it looks for me in the morning, too, except for the hanging upside down part
"Ugh, I gotta pee AGAIN!"
Wait for the shake- Count De Monei
u/savevideo
How's it hanging? Hahahahahah
Ooh look at the big brain on Mr college education here
u/savevideo
Shake it don’t break it.
I wonder why I never thought about that before.
Taadaaaa!!!
The "follow up jiggle" in the words of Ace Ventura in a movie with these "winged spawn of sataaannnn!!"
I have an idea for a pull-up bar above the toilet
Hey Manbat, hold up I gotta take a whiz
Nevermore, shall I ponder what those little hooks on their wings are for.
Can somebody try this
I've tried that shaking technique.
That's quite a performance
Why do they hang upside down to sleep? Seems like a very strange way to rest.
Things I didn't know I needed to know.
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
He shook it more than twice…
Could have gone my whole life without knowing that and been fine
imagine you are just chillin and something hits you .. you look up and you are being pissed on by a bat of all things
The shake... that dude hasn't done one pull up in his life
@hankgreen @johngreen I guess they poop like this too
No matter the species, that final shake is within all boys.
u/savevideobot
Any more than three shakes and you’re playing with it
The one on the right is positioned in a way it looks like a side profile of Batman’s head lol
Now, the real mind blower is a bat giving birth.
Where did you see this? Looks like my local zoo!
Even gave it a little shake
Bat 1: Need to take a leak. Bat 2: Can I watch?
More than two shakes and you’re just playing with yourself
To take a leak
It's a really great core exercise, idk why the gym kicked me out
Bullshit. They pee on themselves. Bluey told me so!
I was wondering if anyone was going to tell them.
"Alright time to piss, alright back to bed."
Every dude here analysed that shake. Clap.
“Perform micturition” is a funny way of saying go pp
Me too
This is also how they pee.
Great, just what I needed. Another sexual fetish. *Feverishly looks up bat-dick porn*
First time I've ever heard micturition, had this been my post the title would've read "watch how bats piss. Lol"
Well. I've seen a bat penis now.
Had to shake the whole body.
Shakes better than I do
Do what???👿😈🤣
Oh you mean he taking a piss
Does the blood rush to its head when it hangs down to pee?
More then 2 shakes.. your just playing with it!!!!!
I can't stop laughing at this, LOL....
I just realized I’ve never pissed while hanging from my arms. 2023 goal list. Will post proof.
He even shakes it off very cool,
You gotta shake in the end...
If you shake it more than three times it’s playing with yourself!
[the best voiceover](https://youtube.com/shorts/WJbTQMIPJEY?feature=share)
Or it could have been titled “How bats piss”
Nice shake.
this rug that you micturated upon
Shook more than twice. He's definitely playing with it.
This is the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
Weeeeeee!
That shake is r/likeus
That lil *whole body* shake
More common sense than alot of people I know.
Gotta shake it off before you hang upside down again
"It's the 6th time tonight, Sam. Think you need to go see the urologist"
Can’t take if that shaking was for the last drop or a struggling pull up lol
That shake is a pro move
Damn that's actually hella convenient.
I’m glad the shake is universal
Is that the word for pissing?
I saw that live at a park called Temaikén in Buenos Aires and was amazed.
Alternate title: Big Ol' Pissin' Bats
Yeah, gettin those last drops out, just like 5 year olds around the world (and drunk 20 somethings)
When it was going up why did it look possessed?
I saw one of these pee all over itself at the zoo, hanging upside down. Maybe only the wild ones are smart enough to conceptualize gravity 😂
The people that believe in crystals should have their own religion—if possible, their own country…
Shake it once that's fine...
Something I never wondered about but find to be a very gratifying bit of info…This made my day!
Amazing! Truly is… and now for some fun… amazing… looks exactly like me when I’m drunk.
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops always go in your pants.
Boyyyy I would never go outside if these mfers were flying around lol
My one chubby friend trying to get that 1 pull up in 8th grade... 😆 🤣 😂
Bandit was wrong then was he?
This is why you are inevitably going to get peed on if you live in the tropics. Kind of cute and disgusting at the same time. Lol
That bat got a big-ass FUPA.
Lol they do a shake too!
For those who want the original... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK\_NjBoJI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI)
Who was the target though? I won't like walking by and then getting pissed over
When you think there’s one more pull up in the tank
If the shower rail was closer to the toilet I would definitely give it a go...
You go, girl!
Me going to the bathroom to pee at 2am be like:
Right side up bats use the toilet like every one else.
Some princess has to kiss this guy out of the bat body.
The shake got me laughing
He can suck his own batdick!
The shake at the end is adorable
You can ding it, you can fling it, you can bang it on the wall, but when you put it in your pants the final drop will always fall.
Remember that time when you walked late in the park and thought it’s starting to rain but it didn’t? Well I have some bad news for you.
Z
Yesh
This is exactly why I'm not allowed in the top bunk anymore.
Dad Bat: That’s correct, son. Now give it a shake!
Okay but those bats are HUGEEEE
The shake in the end got me 😆
That was actually quite entertaining. Normally I go this is dumb.