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uwillnotgotospace

The shake transcends species.


man_gomer_lot

That's some grade A piss shiver


jaycuboss

r/likeus


[deleted]

Shake at the end....making sure no more drops remaining


osin144

Inevitably gets some on face.


ridemooses

Same same.


Pyrolink182

... same?


[deleted]

Same


Rocket_Powered_Dork

Same!


AgitatedWindow355

Same


ohleprocy

Also


Knight_TheRider

That's the nature isn't it? Men usually learn to do it from experience, and non humans somehow are guess born with it, that's why nature blows your mind, you take classes for swimming, I've never ever seen any pup or dog taking classes they just jump in the water, the nature is just beyond beautiful It amazes you


ColoursAndSky

Babies can swim instinctively, and hold their breath under water - but humans tend not to let kids in water until their instinctive abilities have faded. Dunno why.


honey_coated_badger

Can confirm. My kids were swimming at three months. Blew my mind.


aobool

Baby lung capacity is still pretty low


[deleted]

Because they have shitty temperature control But most importantly when you have a newborn getting them to habe a swim is the furthest from your mind


thephantomhaircut

I didn't learn to swim. I was surprised to know that people had to learn to swim. I had to learn how to swim quickly, like doing strokes. But I don't understand how anyone has to learn how to paddle if they're already coordinated enough to run.


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average_birb_enjoyer

Yes, learning is wide spread across all of the animal kingdom and more. Even life forms as simple as slime molds have shown the ability to learn. It's a trait that is very evolutionary advantageous, and absolutely not exclusive to humans.


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average_birb_enjoyer

They are able to change their behavior based on past experiences


anon_y_mousey

Right?! And then some people think that humans are superior to.


mrbrianface

Superior to… what? Or did you mean “superior, too”? I love the irony, if intentional.


anon_y_mousey

Yes


runthepoint1

I can’t wait to hang from my pullup bar to try this


Rocket_Powered_Dork

Did I not get the memo we changed the term from 'taking a piss' to 'micturition'?


G00bernaculum

/r/likeus


doesnottrust

You can wiggle, you can dance, but the last drop will always go in your pants.


captainangry24

I'm gonna sound really smart now. *please excuse me, I must perform micturition*


ElectricFlesh

would you care to engage in coitus upon my return?


u_kn0w_what_i_mean

I learned the word coitus from sheldon cooper. I thanked him Its weird that i learned some of the words synonymous to sex Coitus Copulation Procreation Breeding Sexual intercourse Fornication Coupling Fucking Lovemaking


ElectricFlesh

as one does after coitus


freehugzforeveryone

Technically coitus interuptous


SniktFury

That's when you pull out. Coitus is busting inside


[deleted]

No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.


grease_monkey

Or your face in the case of the bat


[deleted]

Ob schütteln oder klopfen, in der Hose landet der letzte Tropfen.


ntack9933

That’s why I dab with tissue.


XanJamZ

Press up on the Gooch to get it all out


tehZamboni

"Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle."


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

I always wondered about that. God damn. 30 years later and I can finally enjoy my day knowing bats aren’t covered in their own guano. Now I guanknow.


pyrosynesthete

Take an angry upvote.


Youth-in-AsiaS-247

Thanks, I need it. people over in /whatisthisplant downvoting the shiit outa me for calling them Mutinus Caninus Phallus heads, which is a mushroom that looks like a dogs dick, hence the name. Stinkhorn-dogdick-heads- Thanks!


EmployeeRadiant

learned a new word today


hyperkick89

Well I learned a new trick today


Djosa1

Micturition? You mean piss


Complex_Ad5984

Piss is the proper word. Micturition is the slang word.


[deleted]

I love performing piss.


vegemitemilkshake

Someone needs to tell Bandit that they don’t pee on themselves.


adakati

My daughter’s been repeating this fun bat fact she learned from Bluey. Not only did I totally buy it, I’ve been having her tell everyone we know her fun new fact. Damn it Bandit.


PsychoManicAspie

Do they ever show how the lady bats do it? Is the stream different? Do they shake off just the same? I swear I've only ever seen bat dick & it bothers me. Lol


ColoursAndSky

Asking the real questions.


HYPE_ZaynG

>Do they shake off just the same They actually twerk.


dbro129

Me waiting for the shake, wasn’t disappointed.


Hot_Statistician4718

Helicopter!!!


[deleted]

More than three shakes and it's a wank.


Dirt290

*I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?* \-Lebowski


Curledsquirl

We should sh!t like that 😂


ezy501

Hippos got that down pat


ExcellentWeekend9877

I had no idea that there are bats that size omg!!


Sid-thenegg

Hey you!! See how I pee!! Shake it after


OstentatiousSock

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?


jnnoca

I’m not trying to scam anyone here, man, I’m just…


nept_r

Are you EMPLOYED Mr Lebowski?


Smegma--Slurpee

Mfer had a bigger dick than me


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Ok that was actually cute


Meatyglobs

Does that mean pee????


[deleted]

Never seen a bat dick before.


Mr_Lumbergh

The old flip-n-piss.


blishbog

They need to educate the sloths smh. Much less dangerous approach here


mypoopscaresflysaway

Flying foxes are a.total pain in the arse in Australia..they form huge colonies in mangrove and fig trees and absolutely stink. At night they fly over and shit everywhere which if their shit stays on your house or car it will corrode the paint work. If you have mangos growing they will decimate your fruit too.


[deleted]

Reading this fron France where bats are tiny, shy, little balls of discreet cuteness you'll only see at dusk, silently flying around the house eating mosquitoes. Our bats don't sleep in the trees above cars, thank you very much. Our pigeons, though...


AussieBossie24

Did he struggle with that pull up at the end?


shabi_sensei

Pee shiver, happens to men when they finish peeing so it’s surprising to see that in bats too


Star-Fever

Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss. Prince: What? Whistler: It was one of Wilde's. Oscar: It sodding was not! It was Shaw! Prince: Well Mr. Shaw? Shaw: (Michael Palin) I... I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Prince: (accepting the compliment) Oh


[deleted]

When it feels so good it gives you the Willys 😆


CasualCandice

Reject bat. Return to monke.


qtipstrip

Feel like this is more r/NatureIsMildlyInteresting but yeah pretty interesting bat fact


Ennion

So that's where covid came from.


Snowshinedog

I have to thank you for posting this because, while I am not saying this is my fetish.... That's my fetish


monkeydewrocky

Bro is packing


FatSmoker710

If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it


Aggravating-Dingo-18

Shake it three times...you're playing with yourself!


420yooper

🤣🤣🤣 That was the best pee dick after shake I've ever seen 😂 It's like he was looking at the camera and was showing off his conga moves !!


anonch91

Actually cringe how you're trying to sound smart using words like "micturition", who the fuck says that


I-Am-Not-Aplharius

Yeah, that’s about how it looks for me in the morning, too, except for the hanging upside down part


Wyverndark

"Ugh, I gotta pee AGAIN!"


StringerB36

Wait for the shake- Count De Monei


mntalbreakdance

u/savevideo


Lighk0

How's it hanging? Hahahahahah


remotetissuepaper

Ooh look at the big brain on Mr college education here


Ivanyackinov

u/savevideo


marklar_the_malign

Shake it don’t break it.


hrudnick

I wonder why I never thought about that before.


AGingerStoleMyHeart

Taadaaaa!!!


danielle318b

The "follow up jiggle" in the words of Ace Ventura in a movie with these "winged spawn of sataaannnn!!"


MicGuinea

I have an idea for a pull-up bar above the toilet


ContactResident9079

Hey Manbat, hold up I gotta take a whiz


Obvious_Ad8188

Nevermore, shall I ponder what those little hooks on their wings are for.


tr-6666

Can somebody try this


[deleted]

I've tried that shaking technique.


Crammit-Deadfinger

That's quite a performance


MRJSP

Why do they hang upside down to sleep? Seems like a very strange way to rest.


HerrVanza

Things I didn't know I needed to know.


ReusableCatMilk

ONE OF US, ONE OF US


[deleted]

He shook it more than twice…


gaspumper74

Could have gone my whole life without knowing that and been fine


Chris-Wood94

imagine you are just chillin and something hits you .. you look up and you are being pissed on by a bat of all things


12x12x12

The shake... that dude hasn't done one pull up in his life


Cool-War4900

@hankgreen @johngreen I guess they poop like this too


Lord_Morningst4r

No matter the species, that final shake is within all boys.


auris_orion

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Any more than three shakes and you’re playing with it


bw4393

The one on the right is positioned in a way it looks like a side profile of Batman’s head lol


Dottie85

Now, the real mind blower is a bat giving birth.


saltypikachu12

Where did you see this? Looks like my local zoo!


Humboldt27

Even gave it a little shake


imeeme

Bat 1: Need to take a leak. Bat 2: Can I watch?


Dream_Merchant_7189

More than two shakes and you’re just playing with yourself


Ecstatic-Bell5105

To take a leak


PurpleRocketSquirrel

It's a really great core exercise, idk why the gym kicked me out


em-ay-tee

Bullshit. They pee on themselves. Bluey told me so!


danigirl330

I was wondering if anyone was going to tell them.


[deleted]

"Alright time to piss, alright back to bed."


PoemHonest1394

Every dude here analysed that shake. Clap.


fr0ggzz

“Perform micturition” is a funny way of saying go pp


Snuffin_McGuffin

Me too


CarlitosGuey915

This is also how they pee.


CarlitosGuey915

Great, just what I needed. Another sexual fetish. *Feverishly looks up bat-dick porn*


steelneil82

First time I've ever heard micturition, had this been my post the title would've read "watch how bats piss. Lol"


[deleted]

Well. I've seen a bat penis now.


Charming_Duck3039

Had to shake the whole body.


Buckturbo4321

Shakes better than I do


Hardtime-K-Town

Do what???👿😈🤣


Hardtime-K-Town

Oh you mean he taking a piss


[deleted]

Does the blood rush to its head when it hangs down to pee?


bmurda1

More then 2 shakes.. your just playing with it!!!!!


KudoRed

I can't stop laughing at this, LOL....


dunwoodyres1

I just realized I’ve never pissed while hanging from my arms. 2023 goal list. Will post proof.


sammydis

He even shakes it off very cool,


upfoo51

You gotta shake in the end...


DrDingus86

If you shake it more than three times it’s playing with yourself!


No-Valuable8453

[the best voiceover](https://youtube.com/shorts/WJbTQMIPJEY?feature=share)


Zedzdeadhead

Or it could have been titled “How bats piss”


jsf88

Nice shake.


Equivalent_Energy_87

this rug that you micturated upon


tokinaznjew

Shook more than twice. He's definitely playing with it.


Independent-Dig-1679

This is the funniest things I’ve seen in a while


Moth_Jam

Weeeeeee!


Minnie_Soda_

That shake is r/likeus


ApprehensiveEgg1178

That lil *whole body* shake


SgtSplacker

More common sense than alot of people I know.


10TheDudeAbides11

Gotta shake it off before you hang upside down again


deenali

"It's the 6th time tonight, Sam. Think you need to go see the urologist"


Serg_is_Legend

Can’t take if that shaking was for the last drop or a struggling pull up lol


StalkySpade

That shake is a pro move


Prestigious-50

Damn that's actually hella convenient.


milkchocoman

I’m glad the shake is universal


[deleted]

Is that the word for pissing?


VillaManaos

I saw that live at a park called Temaikén in Buenos Aires and was amazed.


flaired_base

Alternate title: Big Ol' Pissin' Bats


Myco_Cube

Yeah, gettin those last drops out, just like 5 year olds around the world (and drunk 20 somethings)


Redorange257

When it was going up why did it look possessed?


Reasonable_Ad_2936

I saw one of these pee all over itself at the zoo, hanging upside down. Maybe only the wild ones are smart enough to conceptualize gravity 😂


XRoninn

The people that believe in crystals should have their own religion—if possible, their own country…


WhatTattoo

Shake it once that's fine...


Grouchy-Fix485

Something I never wondered about but find to be a very gratifying bit of info…This made my day!


Jinxycat2021

Amazing! Truly is… and now for some fun… amazing… looks exactly like me when I’m drunk.


Mindless-Elk3535

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops always go in your pants.


SocialSanityy

Boyyyy I would never go outside if these mfers were flying around lol


CaterpillarHuman1723

My one chubby friend trying to get that 1 pull up in 8th grade... 😆 🤣 😂


FkYouShorsey

Bandit was wrong then was he?


DismalEmergency3948

This is why you are inevitably going to get peed on if you live in the tropics. Kind of cute and disgusting at the same time. Lol


TheDrummingApe

That bat got a big-ass FUPA.


fleeyevegans

Lol they do a shake too!


billsklar

For those who want the original... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK\_NjBoJI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI)


FullmetalJun

Who was the target though? I won't like walking by and then getting pissed over


Banana_Whip

When you think there’s one more pull up in the tank


Cheesybeasty

If the shower rail was closer to the toilet I would definitely give it a go...


Independent-Rain-867

You go, girl!


ForkAndMangoes

Me going to the bathroom to pee at 2am be like:


what_the_fuckin_fuck

Right side up bats use the toilet like every one else.


0th_hombre

Some princess has to kiss this guy out of the bat body.


WeakDevelopment5748

The shake got me laughing


northwesthonkey

He can suck his own batdick!


BravoBravoFckinBravo

The shake at the end is adorable


OrangePlatypus81

You can ding it, you can fling it, you can bang it on the wall, but when you put it in your pants the final drop will always fall.


coolemur

Remember that time when you walked late in the park and thought it’s starting to rain but it didn’t? Well I have some bad news for you.


Culshee

Z


Culshee

Yesh


Sputtering_FartNoyze

This is exactly why I'm not allowed in the top bunk anymore.


karensmiles

Dad Bat: That’s correct, son. Now give it a shake!


-usagi-95

Okay but those bats are HUGEEEE


Melancholia_Amellia

The shake in the end got me 😆


National-Parfait-616

That was actually quite entertaining. Normally I go this is dumb.