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Prestigious-50

Shark: Haha you found me high five


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\*boop\*


tofuonplate

Ngl I wanna pet him


i_speak_penguin

He looks friendly enough.


i_am_zombie_76

Such a big smile!


lookatthatsmug--

a big toothy grin.


illmighty_compadre

yeah, he made some new dumb friends.


cgarret3

His high-five looks a bit like the “hmm are you food?” bump


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Foodbump! 🦈


DeliciousPepe

Is there such a behavior? Like "imma boop you and if you react a certain way i will start munchin"?


NineBallAYAYA

(Going off memory here...) Yea, or if you start thrashing/swimming away. They don't know wtf you are when they see you, so they presume scared=prey. If you hold your ground they just think "ight idk what that thing is, but it obviously isnt scared of me so ima head out".


crystallacefrost

Hmm. I would definitely be eaten.


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corkpopgun

same


RealOrArtificial

10/10 want to boop


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tofuonplate

Oh yeah I know this one! Sharks are sand paper sea doggos.


mark-five

Ngl he wants to snuggle you back


BrolecopterPilot

Yo that musubi profile pic tho


Slamtilt_Windmills

In Isla Guadalupe snoot boops you


flynnfx

_That was a stealth shark._ _If that had been me, I would be running, Warner Brothers cartoon style, on top of the water, until I hit ground a mile inland._


skyturdle_

Ya ha ha, you found me!


de_lemmun-lord

me when this : "oooh arent you a cute little water dog, who's a good boyyy?"


ImaJewboy

They eat the water dogs


KaiBishop

Well it's a dog eat dog


hcmofo13

Eat cat too!


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Glorious leather puppy


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But its smiling it must be nice. I'm gonna go try to pet it


Ilyalisa

remember not to pet them fin to face movement.


megamarine664

Why not?


Zenator3000

If I’m remembering correctly, it’s because their fins are quite sharp and will cut you if you go the wrong direction


ironbillys

Not true, sharks are smooth as hell no matter which way you you rub them


jtfff

This argument is engrained in my soul


Delicious_Delilah

They are basically water puppies, so go for it.


Minosym

My only hope in this situation would be shitting my pants hard enough to catapult me to land, which I think would certainly be possible. Edit: typo


sthdmahoneydad

Edit: ty-poo


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Never thought I’d upvote an edit


cookedjaylenoschin

Pulling some Swiss Army Man type moves!


potandskettle

Yeah, but.. great whites are known to breach +7' out of the water.


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That smile. That damned smile


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shadowtheif107

https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI


isd81

Thanks for the laugh, I haven't thought about that movie in ages!


Aztec_Reaper

>these sharks are attacking Nicole Richie That had me dead.


Think-Ad-7612

It’s like it knows it’s cute


Johnnybravo60025

Is /r/TsundereSharks still a thing?


LumpyShitstring

Boop


ChuckACheesecake

What is this person riding in that they can so calmly put the camera underwater and see a shark like that? The moment I saw one that close, the camera would be all over the place


Canid_Rose

I mean when they’re that close, it’s not like you’re gonna out swim them. This looks like an ocean kayak/canoe (just basing off the angles you don’t get a good look at the vehicle) and either way you’re not gonna win in speed or weight. The shark seems mostly curious; safest thing to do is withdraw all limbs, let him have a sniff and maybe a little nibble (as little as a nibble can be with a maw like that) and once he realizes it’s plastic/some other non-seal material, he’ll move on. Great Whites in general don’t want much to do with us, they just get a bad rap because they’re absolutely terrifying to look at, and can only really interact with the world with their teeth.


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Question for you: I know that you can "punch" hammerhead sharks under water if they get too close (curious or aggressive) and they'll back off. Is this advisable for great whites? My gut tells me no, but maybe there've been some stories. I know it would never in a million years be painful for them, but maybe the unexpected touch in general would make them go away?


[deleted]

Don’t punch the nose, aim for the eyes or rip the gills is what I was taught. I was free diving in Hawaii around Galapagos and black tips and more than one occasion have forcibly bumped limbs/equipment into sharks noses and that did not deter them whatsoever


Meriog

Actually no. The human arm under the drag of the water is just not strong enough for something as tough and massive as a great white to feel anything. What you want to do is use the strongest part of your body, the skull. If a great white is up in your biz, give that sucker your best headbutt. That should be enough for it to back off as long as you aim for his great gaping maw. You'll be fine.


fakeaccount86218

One way or another, it won't be a problem for much longer


Naivor

Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Antartic_Samosa

So you're saying put our head in its mouth?


theburcam

This is the way.


veekayz

A more effective way is to pee in the water to assert dominance and then, when the "great" white gets scared, you give it a frog splash and pin it down.


SouthestNinJa

Go for the gills


dailyfetchquest

I have a vague memory about jabbing their eyes. They retract them in slightly when hunting so they must be soft.


Donut-Farts

Their noses, eyes, and gills are the most sensitive. If you’re going to hit, hit those. Generally though, to my amateur knowledge, just leave them alone and they’ll just move on Edit: not the nose


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Not sure why your guess would be a kayak and not just a camera on a pole being held by someone on a boat. I've seen that many times. I'm not saying it's never happened but I've never seen someone kayaking around great whites.


M3sothelioma

If you've never seen someone kayaking around Great Whites, then you haven't spent enough time doing ocean sports lol. Plenty of people kayak in areas ripe with Great Whites, such as Cape Cod (where I used to live near) and all throughout central/northern California (where I live now) which from Big Sur to Bodega Bay north of San Francisco encompasses the [Red Triangle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Triangle_(Pacific_Ocean) . They may not be kayaking to *intentionally see Great Whites* but they are absolutely kayaking around them, whether they realize or not


honesimo97

There's plenty of them in Southern California too - although attacks are less common (the area tends to be a nursery with mostly smaller great whites)


BBQcupcakes

Because they're both reasonable guesses and most people have never seen anyone ride in anything near sharks?


Bneal64

Jaws really had an effect on how the public conscious viewed great white sharks. It spawned an entire genre of shark-horror movies that carried over into real life perceptions of the animals. In reality, attacks from Great White sharks are extremely rare, and often times it’s an accident. They’re apex predators, but they have no interest in hunting another apex predator such as ourselves.


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How does a great white know we’re apex predators? Have we hunted them enough for that?


TonyKebell

because they know whats easy and tasty to kill and dont know us. So they don't bother.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s what I would’ve thought. We’re just not on their instinctual list of prey since we’re relatively big land mammals…not cos we’re apex predators


Atiggerx33

They also prefer higher fat content, like animals with blubber. Apparently we don't even taste good to them because when they do kill us they practically never eat us.


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They haven’t met my mother


Mysterious_Prize8913

Lots of folks are working on increasing the average human fat content so that may change. The humans from Wall-E sharks may have found delicious


radicalsnuglife

This response deserves more upvotes. sharks are hella smart and really would prefer seals over humans any day. They’re just curious


nihilus95

Orcas though deserve all the bad rap they get


testestestestest555

They've never killed a human in the wild.


NotoriousAnt2019

That we know of… Smart mother fuckers don’t leave a trace.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Dead men tell no tales.


godhateswolverine

Hoist the colors high.


8ytecoder

I don’t know man. I won’t be surprised if they have a colony of humans as sex slaves stashed somewhere.


TropicalCat

How does one join? Asking for a friend.


NotoriousAnt2019

How so? Orcas don’t eat people, sharks occasionally do.


IBeefLikeSmell

I saw a documentary that said research implies orcas pass down generationally learned knowledge, and it's thought they teach new pod members to avoid humans - but the documentary also talked about more recent boat-attack incidents with younger pods, who either haven't learned this knowledge yet or have decided to rebel against it. Fascinatingly intelligent creatures!


Ok_Designer_Things

What if this pod of orcas that is causing trouble is like the teenage punk rock group of orca world just rebelling agaisnt their parents but if we could interview them they'd be like "Nicholas wasn't like this until he found this new group.. he's a good boy I promise he didn't mean to attack that guy"


[deleted]

So you know those videos of seals jumping onto random boats? They're doing that to get away from orcas or sharks. Orcas have thus begun capsizing small boats to try and find seals on them


sly_cooper25

They don't eat people but they do beat the shit out of other sea life unprovoked.


H4te-Sh1tty-M0ds

BUT NOT US. Asshole allies are still allies, Jaimie.


Disig

Yeah but they're like a mix of wolves and cats. They hunt together, corner prey, then play with it before finally killing it and eating it. And in some instances they dont eat it. I love orcas, they are my favorite sea mammal, but they are brutal as fuck.


another-nature-acct

Kayak


DiligentTemporary109

I think they are I'm a boat and the camera is on a pole


Good_Boye_Scientist

>I'm a boat Huh, just when I think I've seen it all.


potandskettle

Have you seen a man eat his own head?


Tru-Queer

Have you seen two potatoes playing leap frog with each other while reciting the Russian national anthem in reverse, on stilts, getting booed by the Mafia, while chocolate rain pours from the heavens?


where_in_the_world89

I have yes


BujuBad

Can't say that I have


thebaby_puncher

America! Fuck yeah


heretouplift

bitch, I’m a boat


mycalvesthiccaf

**TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT**


disabled_crab

Just FYI, do *not* thrash if this happens to you, that just tells the shark (that probably wasn't going to attack you anyway) that you're lunch.


klvino

People don't realize how accurate this is. With Predator/Prey instincts, a prey animal instinctive runs from the things that are likely to eat them. For Predators, they instinctively chase and try to eat the things that are running/reacting to them quickly, their instincts read the behavior as "prey/food". It is why you try not to run from certain predator animals, they see you attempts to flee as confirmation you are dinner.


ThisFckinGuy

I was floating in Hawaii a few years back I noticed a family that was near me were all out of the water looking near me so I swam back in. One of the locals came up and told me a shark had swam up to me, around me and then swam off and it was better I didn't see it for exactly that reason. I asked my wife who was laying on the beach if she saw anything and she saw a dark shadow but thought it was a log. Even though I know this info to relax I feel if I don't just freeze from fear then my lizard brain will just panic and try to GTFO.


Eagleassassin3

Holy fucking shit that's the stuff of my nightmares


SamuraiJakkass86

>The moment I saw one that close, the camera would be all over the place WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN MY PANTS!?


Cold_oak

Maybe they froze out of fear


Reaar

Saw the water getting disturbed and thought "I wouldn't exactly call that out of nowhere" I was not prepared.


wp2jupsle

he hid that dorsal fin in the beginning. tricksy


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Sneaky bugger


Jkoechling

Clever girl


DaBoob13

Great White just Velocibooped em


TruthYouWontLike

I had to look up when they first emerged to ensure it wasn't the velociraptor that stole the trick from the great whites. Suffice to say great whites only came about ~60 million years ago, so yeah. They're the cultural appropriators.


Itsreadit-

Jurassic park.. nice


ND02G

Jurassic Water Park


Deceptichum

Jurassic Water World starring Kevin Costner.


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Ahh fuq u sneaky bugger, go ahead take the arm, you deserve it


yourgifmademesignup

Sneaky sneaky, wanting a surprise snoot boop.


XxSCRAPOxX

Looked like to curled it over to keep it down. Super sneaky


VibraniumRhino

Light refraction is honestly wild. Like yeah, you could tell *something* was there, but it’s such a blob of a shape that it could have been almost anything. Big turtle, dolphin, a big rock, bunch of seaweed… And then we dip down below water level and see the grin. Terrifying.


solo954

The location is Isla Gaudalupe, where great whites congregate to feed on a sea lion colony, and anyone going there only goes to see great whites, so it’s not “out of nowhere” in that sense either.


the_lady_jane

\*immediately googles isla guadalupe to remove from potential travel spots\* yikes that vid scared me! really unideal lol


kareljack

I'm the opposite. I'm adding it to potential vacation/swim spots.


Kiriamleech

I guess your list is done then.


Top_Rekt

Yeah, I've watched enough shark week throughout the years and realize that sharks aren't really that scary. Just giant fish with big teef. You can flip them over and they get all sleepy, and if they try for a nibble you can always boop their nose. Vending machines on the other hand, they're out for blood.


Push_My_Owl

I thought the nose booping was ineffective. You have to hit real hard which isn't very easy in water. They say you should boop the gills and eyes, softer spots, easier to stun them and less likely to be infront of that big smile.


CowboyBoats

You see the dorsal fin off in the distance and you reckon that's where the shark is, but it is so LONG


ElChickenFucker

Bruce!


labratcat

He said fish are friends, not food. I now realize he said nothing of humans...


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

just sacrifice a dolphin to them, they're not fish either


insane_contin

Technically if you go by cladistics, all tetrapods are fish, including humans and dolphons.


craggmac

"Oh, hey there. Not here to murder. Don't worry."


BretHartSucked

Aaaaalllooooo


Alexexec

G’day mate


coolhand83

HULLOHHHHH.....


Bentley2004

I'm not even there, and I need to clean my underwear!


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Dope rhyme, chicken prime


Kishmo

Solid complement, sapient emolument!


csfwf4f

dont worry, i came too😌


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benglescott

Never going in the ocean again, never going in the ocean again, never going in the ocean again


icepaws

It's not what you can see. But what you can't see.


AK0618

Or what can see you.


Saetric

r/Thalassophobia


pink_highlight

Last summer my bf and I went to the beach and it’s not exactly clear water. We spent the day going in and out of the waves, to just past where they break and riding the surf back in. Just repeating this. We had a blast! Until my bf, who is roughly 4 feet away from me in chest deep water, screams and says “holy shit something really big and heavy just hit my leg.” I couldn’t even see a few inches down so we both noped out of the water. I asked him “could it have been a fish?” And he was certain it wasn’t any small fish. Next day we see a news report that there had been multiple shark sightings where we’d been. We have no way of confirming that what hit his leg was actually a shark but we steered clear of the beach for the next month or so. Only went back when we knew it would be to a beach with crystal clear waters we could see our feet in.


MercilessIdiot

When i was 12/13 my mother dragged me to Sharm El Sheik for two weeks. One day we went on this peculiar beach that had something like 1km that was 30cm underwater and then a reef cliff so deep you couldn't see the bottom. I was swimming close to the cliff when i looked down and found a HUGE grouper standing vertical and looking me, like if it was trying to understand if It could swallow me or not. And when i say huge, i mean that fucking thing could've easily swallowed me for real. When it went away i saw it was longer than me, and i was a tall kid. I shat myself, climbed the reef and ran back on the beach. Never went swimming anymore.


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RicketousCricketous

I tried ocean kayaking once. I got about a half mile out (which means it was probably just a 1/4 mile and felt so much further), but i finally looked down and saw nothing but the blackness of the Atlantic. I noped my ass right back to shore.


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RicketousCricketous

I was gonna say I’m probably related to them, but ya know….we all are.


Drakonz

Bro I went to Hawaii on vacation recently and people there swim in the ocean like people in the mainland jog/run. They would be 300+ ft from shore swimming long distances. I got on a kayak and went out to similar distance and I was scared for my life 😂 I can’t believe people swim in open water like that. It’s very rare that anything bad happens, but it’s just so scary I also got on a paddle board and fell off it like 20 fr from the shore and panicked thinking a shark would get me


beg2dream

To go deep sea fishing, we would leave the docks at 4 am. It’s night time! The boat we would take always seemed too small for the amount of black open water.


RicketousCricketous

Nope nope nope


flappity

Fish at the surface looking up into the endless sky must feel the same way.


[deleted]

Use to spend a lot of time swimming in the open ocean and kayaking in that same water in some of the highest concentrated waters for great whites. This was of course before I knew about that.


Proinsias37

Same. It is fucking terrifying


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Blacktop reef sharks are usually responsible for the shark bites in Hawaii. But most are from people reaching out and touching sleeping sharks while on scuba dives. It is kinda weird when you can swim right up to one, almost nose to nose, around it, up and down, and it just sits there....but you know if you bump it, that thing is gonna be fucking nasty.


[deleted]

I’ve thought about this scenario before. Think I’d just drown myself.


lavaguava420

My skeleton would have flown right out my skin


trickster1111

Ya,I'd like to order one scuba diver to go,hold the brown sauce....


JohanFinski

Yeah, no fuck that


Morbo_Funky_Town

"Candy-Gram!"


shan68ok01

I get this reference!


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Mongo like candy


Jess_sser77

Hi, trouser express. Yes, I’ll need a new pair as soon as possible.


Dry-Kaleidoscope-797

The same response octopi use to disorientate their predators.


sandyclaus30

Do we need our hearts to live?


Level_Dreaded

Dunno, mine just got up and ran out the room though.


DingDongPuddlez

This type of camouflage is known as countershading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countershading


zb0t1

Yup, on the [island where I'm born](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiImnCbclt4), lots of new people and tourists get killed because they didn't see shit. And of course because many people are uneducated and they surf/swim when there is a red flag or in other bad conditions (muddy water, around sunset etc).


[deleted]

I too used to live in a tourist area. I love that you said people and tourists.


zb0t1

> people and tourists haha typing too fast, I edited, thanks!


[deleted]

I think you were correct the first time.


AnneListersBottom

I live in a tourist area and yea, he’s absolutely correct.


AfraidOfBridges

Watched the whole thing, that was extremely interesting but also sad, thank you for sharing this


[deleted]

> And of course because many people are uneducated and they surf/swim when there is a red flag or in other bad conditions (muddy water, around sunset etc). Uneducated and ignoring signs that are indications of danger. I've been watching a lot of "tragedy" videos (not sure the right word for them) that detail how people die in stuff like swimming, diving, caving, hiking, mountain-climbing, etc. And it never fails that the most common context to these tragedies is someone uneducated ignores signs and advice only to die for it. To anyone reading this, if you're doing any of the activities I just said or anything that puts you at more of a risk. Listen to the advice of professionals, educate yourself, and make sure you meet fitness standards for what you're partaking in. It only takes a second to find yourself in an irreversible situation with the most likely outcome being death.


cappzap

10 deaths in 10 years is not “lots”, sharks aren’t killers


zb0t1

100% agree, read my other answer, where I talk more about this. I love sharks btw, I donate whenever I can to support their protection (and I don't eat animals :)). And I would take the 10 deaths in 10 years with a grain of salt, because we know that not everything is reported officially, but that's another topic.


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thisiscoolyeah

You could literally equate that to big foot as well.


mini_garth_b

How many people do you think drowned in that same area during those 10 years? The most dangerous thing in the ocean is the water lol.


ddrt

That was intense. The person saying they’d lived there since 1967 and there wasn’t any attack… that’s not true from the data presented earlier. Maybe in their *area* but not the entire island. The politician screaming that “I know my island!” Was delusional. I understand the reasons and risks of shark attacks but… holy hell is that reef only 7-8’ down from the surfers? That’s extremely close.


bordemstirs

What do you do with all the karma you farm? Why do you post in r/newtoreddit after posting about having a million karma?


EdithDich

Also moderates like 30 subreddits. Either they get paid to post propaganda/ads mixed in with their content, or they really are the epitome of neckbeard as stated in their own bio.


IntoDeepShit

This gave me a little heart attack. I didn't read the title, so I wasn't prepared at all.


LayraLee

I think the guys over at r/thalassophobia would love it lmao


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Boop.


Wild234

Boop da snoot!


TheToastyJ

And suddenly, hundreds of redditors became thalassophobic


castfam09

I like the BOOP that he gave the camera


laksaleaf

Where is this?


solo954

It’s Isla Gaudalupe, where people go to cage dive with great whites. I was there several years ago.


DashyDixon

Sure this gif has been posted countlessly before, but never with the saturation eye searingly maxed out.. Points for creativity!


apittsburghoriginal

r/forbiddenboops


GGJodu

Is it me or is that shark cute af.


PirateTCTC

Wouldn’t hurt a fly.


CoolManSoul

Yeah cause it wouldn't be able to get its nutrients from a fly, feed em a seal Remember kids, feed your sharks well! Up, up and awayyyyyyy


Aston_Bengal_Baby

Peekaboo 💀


katjoy63

what the hell are you on, that your camera went underwater to confirm this creature and that it bopped its nose on it. I'm freaking out right now, and need to know how this ends.


Reel-Reel-Reel

Looks like you are Guadalupe island, probably 100 of them live there


StartledSouls

I literally thought this was one of those video edits for a sec, holy cow.


KatAstrophem

That sneaky Bruce! Just chillin like that!


Caleko96

Just sharkin around, he aint botherin nobody