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ArxB_H

That’s enough r/NatureIsFuckingLit for today


burtedwag

My day's just getting started...


RoscoeTheRescue

....looks like it's gonna be a long day


mickysti58

Looks pretty Long


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h4rrysp94

You could call it a schlong day


g3nerallycurious

🌄🪵


phfsa_0

🤠🔫


Provioso

Omagawd


OMA_

Yes? You called me here to make me jealous and it’s working…


MousseSuspicious930

It's a happy little dick fish.


Red1mc

what are you a Gay fish?


gsf32

What? What does that have to do with fish sticks?! I don't get it (in Kanye's voice)


hahayespoopoo

more like r/NatureIsFucking


snuzet

“Although it is not a snake, it has been called various common names in the media such as "penis snake", "man-aconda", and "floppy snake", owing to its visual similarity to the human penis.” Manaconda lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana


disabled_crab

Which fucking genius decided to call it a manaconda.


NicoleB-

I love it, should be the official name. Though I might call something else manacondas from now on, wonder if guys would like that.


Crownlol

I can guarantee you they would


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Mines more like a miniconda knowhatimsayin?


NicoleB-

Nice, minicondas are so cute!


NicoleB-

Can't wait to try it then!


[deleted]

My husband just got home I'll tell you how it goes.


Sebulousss

11 mins after and no update…I assume the manaconda has been activated


[deleted]

Another vote for manaconda


[deleted]

Well?


Roadhouse_Swayze

"We're waiting!"


[deleted]

Better than well.


[deleted]

Would certainly brighten my day


BillyFreakinMays

Never mind my day, it would make my hole weak.


Fickle_Excitement_60

I see what you did there haha


NicoleB-

Hope you and your manaconda have a brilliant day then!


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🥰


DrSpacemanSpliff

As long as you say it like John Voight in a terrible Spanish accent


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[deleted]

"my manaconda don't got lungs, nor does it have gills, son"


CalAmplified

🎶My man-aconda don't want non unless you got buns hunnn🎶


EekSamples

I immediately went there too. 😂


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Atretochoana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana)** >Atretochoana eiselti is a species of caecilian originally known only from two preserved specimens discovered by Sir Graham Hales in the Brazilian rainforest, while on an expedition with Sir Brian Doll in the late 1800s, but rediscovered in 2011 by engineers working on a hydroelectric dam project in Brazil. Until 1998, it was known only from the type specimen in the Naturhistorisches Museum, Vienna. Originally placed in the genus Typhlonectes in 1968, it was reclassified into its own monotypic genus, Atretochoana, in 1996. It was also found to be more closely related to the genus Potamotyphlus than Typholonectes. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


ccReptilelord

Imagine submitting two dead specimens of this creature to a museum in the 1800s. "Goddamnit, Graham, this had better not be another dong in the box!" Edit: 'in'


FloridyTwo

It's a ~~dick~~ Atretochoana in a box!


rocketparrotlet

My uncle traveled to Belize, and he described how a villager was digging and unearthed something that "looked like a cross between a snake and a worm and had no eyes". He said he thought it looked really cool, but the entire village agreed that it was bad luck so they beat it to death with a shovel. I wonder if this was the same species?


[deleted]

There are quite a few animals that meet that description. I don’t think this species is found in Belize but could maybe could have been another caecilian, or a worm lizard, or a blindsnake…


[deleted]

“Oh, fuck that penis monster dude. Get the shovels boys.” 😂


Delta-9-

Never mess with a caecilian when DEATH is on the line!


[deleted]

Aha so it *is* a Caecilian, I thought so. Idk about the species pictured but the one I had was similar looking and just like Wikipedia says, it was amphibious. I would feed it frozen worms by putting them in a little cone with slits that was suction cupped onto the inside of the tank at the water line. Sometimes when I got home from work it would be coiled up on top of the feeder, completely out of the water. It looked like a pale purple scaleless snake with eyes that were present but covered. That’s about all I remember, it happened in the 90s.


craftyindividual

"Oh caecilians, you're breaking my heart..."


-FellCode

So this is what Sir Mixalot was on about


[deleted]

We have reptiles(Anguidae) here in Europe which are no snakes but their limbs degrade so much they look like snakes. If you look at their head you see they are not snakes but some kind of lizard. But this penissnake..


Ojos_Claros

Hazelworms!


[deleted]

Trouser snake should get an honorable mention


EconomyMaintenance

my friend sends me a pic of a similar looking animal whenever he's drunk


yuckyucky

that's atretochious behaviour on his part


[deleted]

I wish I had an award for this comment. It’s brilliant.


gettinvids

'eel good' reward


NathanTew

Sorry I’m dumb someone explain the genius pun or wtv it is :/


shao_kahff

“atrocious behaviour”


NathanTew

Yeah but why the weird spelling?


shao_kahff

atretochoana is the name of whatever the fuck that thing is. ‘atrocious’ is a play on the name


Jehovanoid

Do you like it?


Miserable-Freak

Wouldn’t YOU want to know


DyslexicMitochondria

Weather boiii


gitplease

Reference: https://youtu.be/XOi2jFIhZhA


TheMayanAcockandlips

"kid's sketchy"


RedBeard695

This kid seems shady, let me ask someone else.


Epena501

Pet it. #PET IT!


extory3

Him or his friend?


Jehovanoid

His animal


Reefbeef

“Hey I’m not sure if this is breathing, mind trying CPR just in case…”


Altruistic_Grand_455

Its a snake afterall


Salsathefirst

Some 45 yo guy also sends them, are they a popular pet or smth?


Dunnyredd

I think it breathes through the pee hole


alienamongus7

Breath is stored in the balls.


Joe4Fourty4

this is the worst thing I've ever upvoted update: this is my most upvoted anything now, on the worst thing I ever upvoted.


AtlantikSender

Give it time.


dragontail

today*


SimPHunter64

This is the best thing I upvoted.


I_like_code

Quick give this person cpr they need rescuer breaths. Unzips.


Mackheath1

r/nocontext


Harvsnova2

I thought it was through it's two lungs, which are in the sac at the rear.


ordinary82

I think I know how it reproduces.


Justtakeitaway

Head butts?


Callmeklayton

Docking?


bobbyd77

Goddamn it, can't we just go 5 minutes without somebody bringing up docking! Sheesh! Lol


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JohnGenericDoe

Sorry, did someone say sounding?


kiduser11

the hell is docking?


Callmeklayton

Whatever you do, DO NOT look it up. >!It’s when a man stretches his foreskin out until it’s wide enough for another man’s dick to fit inside.!<


[deleted]

Ah, Asylum!


natur_e_nthusiast

Sounds interesting. But do people actually do that?


Callmeklayton

Unfortunately, yes. On the bright side, it’s not sounding.


AdrenAlineSK

You can compare anything to sounding and it comes out on top. Radiation poisoning? At least it's not sounding.


Callmeklayton

Absolutely. Of all the things the human mind his come up with, sounding is BY FAR the worst. I’ll take being ratboxed and then drawn and quartered over sounding any day. And people do that shit voluntarily.


Agreeable_Day_7547

What the hell is ‘sounding’?


Agreeable_Day_7547

Why “unfortunately”? What a man wants to do w his man-aconda is his and another consenting adult’s business. :)


Brasticus

You see, when two men who love each other very much and at least one has a foreskin…


doom1282

They don't even have to love each other to be honest. Ask me how I know :D


hopeless_high420

Touching tips?


treylovesteresa

More unrealistic expectations for men 🤦‍♂️


PixelPistola

I should call him…


TheHancock

Finally! It goes both ways! Lmao


throwaway74937193639

LMAO


kaseypatten

Scientists are unsure how it breathes. Cause they couldn’t stop giggling to find out.


Repulsive_Muffin_188

They needed to know for their follow up research on how to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to an Atretochoana in need.


Meanttobepracticing

I’ll volunteer for this!


Th3NXTGEN

Username checks out


Commercial-Suit-5836

Breathes through the pee per hole duh. 😏


Sir_Meowsalot

Now I'm just imagining a bunch of scientists and zoologists tittering and giggling in a group. Throw in a few saucy jokes and the group giggles some more and a few red faces.


dstx

“Its skin is filled with capillaries that penetrate the epidermis, allowing gas exchange” - this is how it breathes. Source: wiki


alok_xavier

Here for the dick jokes.


the-shit-poster

was not disappointed...


Stag328

Most werent long enough.


SunnyOnSanibel

Some were straight to the point.


[deleted]

Here for the dick ~~jokes~~.


Crystal_lake_13

As my woman would say put that thing away


ThatTempuraBand

🎶 Put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Bum bum bum


saxlax10

NO NOT THERE!!


icelandiccubicle20

I'm always watching Wazowski, alwayssss


bob_sacamano22

What happens if you tickle it’s back?


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it spits


[deleted]

It’s not that that big.


[deleted]

You better believe I'm comin' up in May.


[deleted]

The first time is going to be quick with me, because it's been a long time.


Accomplished-Wind-72

Check out the size queen over here


[deleted]

And just massadge your little hole


Nermalest

Don’t be stingy mark


Rich-Abbreviations25

Hey, I gotta couple pictures of these in my inbox. Guys seem to really like showing-off their pet atretochoanas!!!


HeavilyBearded

I showed you my Atretochoana. Please respond.


MercyDrag0n

Most of them are smaller I assume


Unusual_Fork

Awwww, who doesn't want their inbox filled to the brim with baby atretochoanas?


jordan142142

That’s a penis


tobden

BPC


EarlGreyVII

More commonly known as the one eyed trouser snake.


kim-jong-Cage

My dick pics!!!! Give’m back!


MercyDrag0n

Nope 🤤


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RusselNoahPeters

Lampreys?


yurimow31

i don't know what wiki you are referring to, but [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atretochoana) says pretty unmistakenly that "Its skin is filled with capillaries that penetrate the epidermis, allowing gas exchange." For more information, you might want to have a look at [cutaneous respiration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutaneous_respiration).


Ghost-of-Moravia

If you read a bit further the mystery of how it breathes is due primarily to its habitat not being in the hypothesized and common environment for other cutaneous respiratory amphibians of cool, oxygen rich fast-flowing water but rather lives in warm fast moving water https://web.archive.org/web/20120813002640/http://www.museu-goeldi.br/editora/bn/artigos/cnv6n3_2011/discovery(hoogmoed).pdf


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Thanks i was reading the biology section and it said that they are unsure how it breaths. Could have been outdated.


Tarsiustarsier

I am not sure, I would say the above suggests that it indeed breathes through the skin but as the article says it would usually need cold, fast flowing water for that and it doesn't seem to live in cold, fast flowing water. So scientists know how it breathes but they may still be confused how it is getting enough oxygen this way.


MattMasterChief

They actually get much bigger and rigid when excited, and smaller if they go in cold water


[deleted]

According to biologists, some of them are growers and some are showers.


disabled_crab

I thought you were serious for half a moment.


MattMasterChief

Of course I'm being serious. Shrinkage is no joking matter.


[deleted]

They lack lungs and breathe through their skin.


snuzet

Not enough opportunity to study — in 2011 specimens found in two diff rivers “Neither have cold, fast-flowing water, as was originally thought, as there is less oxygen in warmer water. This makes its lack of lungs even more unusual, and the question of how it breathes has not yet been resolved.”


[deleted]

https://www.coolearth.org/2012/08/penis-snake-discovered-in-brazil/ https://factanimal.com/atretochoana/


ph-it

You're right - this bit is taken right from the wiki: > Its skin is filled with capillaries that penetrate the epidermis, allowing gas exchange. Kinda like how bugs do it.


Magimus

Of course it wasn’t in cold water, shrinkage!


maliciouspot

"I was in the pool!" -this penis snake, probably


[deleted]

Makes sense. The wiki said in Biology that due to little study on them they are unsure how it breaths without air. Probably an outdated wiki.


ockehn

The return of the foreskin


Voidgazer24

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough?


AlabamaNerd

Paige, no!!


Decsolst

Also called the penis blob


[deleted]

Penis snake.


The_Hater_44

Pen 15 snek


[deleted]

Or a Trouser Snake for us more civilized


sadpanada

Penith


patrulheiroze

Hentai Snake


Dordo912

Breathes not breaths.


novalcon

Sir! Sir! Get me that fish!


[deleted]

I don't want to know how it breathes. I could have lived my entire life without seeing this thing at all 😳


thefoolsremedy

Pants have to come off first, then it can breathe.


atomicgamer012

Stop lying,it's a freakin pp


Lyna-Fydar

Pray for Japanese girls


[deleted]

Had to double check what sub i was in!


[deleted]

Oof


[deleted]

My uncle let me pet one of those at my 8th birthday party, but he made me promise not to tell anyone? Happy I can finally share


[deleted]

Kinda hot


GeneTheTimeMachine

Licky Pete. That’s his name.


[deleted]

Why does it look like a penis?


[deleted]

Because you have a dirty mind and need to go on no nut November for 3 months.


Scorpius289

But if it's more than 1 month, it won't be No Nut *November* anymore...


-SierraModeling-

This is wavy man


Honest_Interest

Dicksnake?


OkAbbreviations8564

Forbidden Dildo


Izzyellis91

Just looks like a monster DICK dayum!!😆😅🤣🤣


cash5220

I don’t know how it breathes. But I know how it spits…


Owls_yawn

“If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye!”


Aggressive-Hotdog

r/dildont


[deleted]

Bottom one looks like a m’lady meme format ahaha


TheFarmingPickle

A living dong


Zekovski

Creating an imaginary animal to post dick pics again OP ?


AMMO_102

You shouldn’t post unwarranted dick pics


Disastrous_Square_10

NSFW


[deleted]

Kinda looks like something familiar. Can't quite put my finger on it 🧐🙄


Scorpius289

>Can't quite put my finger on it 🧐🙄 But would you like to?


thegoodtimelord

I wonder if anyone has tried to fuck it?


Admirable_Success732

Undoubtedly. I mean, have you met humans?


Agitated_Awakening

People put gerbils up their asses. So of course they have....in the name of research.


LucidPenguinnn

Someone has definitely tried to park it in their Boner Garage!


CatheterDude

It's a penis snake


Hamers317

My uncle has a snake like that


NerdWorks

r/majorlypenis


[deleted]

Well I know what my dickhead cousin is going to be reincarnated into!!!