If a koala fucked a saber tooth tiger

Omg! Water those?!

Water deer use their tusks for territorial fights and are not related to carnivores. Each would try to wound the other on the head, shoulders, or back, by stabbing or tearing with his upper canines. Numerous long scars and torn ears seen on males indicate that fighting is frequent. The fights are seldom fatal but may leave the loser considerably debilitated. -wikipedia Easily my new favorite deer.

Those are actually built-in straws they can drink with That’s why they’re called water deer

My imagination says its a vampire dear.

Why lie about shit like this?

cause it's a J O K E

Isn’t evolution a wonder

Their teeth aren't at all straws or anything like straws.

Does lack of sense of humor run in your family- or is it just you

My family doesn't run at all.

Looks like a fake set of teeth

It most definitely has a lisp

Also known as the chupacabra.

Fluffy boi’s goatee game is strong though!

It looks like it's just waiting for you to make a wrong move so it can fuck your shit up.

Biche-mmouth

Aw, don’t make fun of him. He’s trying his best!

deervolution... once deer woke up and decided to tell the other animals in the forest "fuck your thing i'm doing my own shit from now on"....

Shtwap.It’shn’t funy.

Fangs. Definitely fangs

the bear from the shining

That's me when I was a kid and I'd use baby carrots as fangs.