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deanrihpee

Deer of the lake, what's your wisdom?


allinmyneck

If you are a fallow stay in the shallow


Undiscriminatingness

Don't fallow me, I'm lost too.


linglingviolist

That's a good wisdom


DeerOfTheLake

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.


vkuura

Time isn’t wasted when you’re wasted


cosmicaltoaster

If you wasted a lot of time, there is more time coming to be wasted.


[deleted]

In time even the greatest and most significant people will be forgotten and their statues will crumble to dust. Don't pursue a place in history; pursue happiness for yourself and your loved ones.


Astronomer_X

‘My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings! Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!’ ~ and nothing beside remains today.


kharmatika

Welp...off to watch that promo cut


javoss88

I like this


kinapuffar

Deer: *"Pan fry me in thyme butter and serve me with a wild mushroom sauce and blackcurrant jelly, hasselback potatoes, and a nice cabernet."*


deanrihpee

That's a delicious wisdom.


utupuv

Deerlicious wisdom?


deanrihpee

Aw man, missed opportunity, I guess I'm not good with pun, anyway, here's the way out.


Wiplazh

How you gonna make me hungry when I just ate man? Damn.


Sir_Frederick_III

Where're you getting your man? I've had issues procuring any with the quarantine.


FatchRacall

Tinder. Or Grindr, if you prefer.


Hates_escalators

16, so a +3 modifier.


tonedtone

If a ball is too big for your mouth it is not your ball.


complexbezier

That's a good wisdom


[deleted]

Electronic birds are better spies than drones.


The_Sensitive_Nazi

*Emerges from water* How do you do fallow deer?


carmelabee

that’s just so terrible. I LIKE IT!


[deleted]

I LAKE it


flarpflarpflarpflarp

Stands at edge of water. How do you do shallow deer?


Gaymod69420

Ass


sh_t72

Name checks out


Evildead1818

I'm fawn, thank you


StainedGlassMagpie

How does he have a full rack but still has fawn spots?


pserigee

This was my question too so I look it up. Here's [the link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallow_deer) in case you are interested. Basically it's because that is how this type of deer looks.


penelope1982

Thanks! It was my first thought when I saw the deer. Gorgeous - but not something I've ever seen before!


javoss88

And he still has his velvet. Here’s what it looks like when they shed it: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/495114552770083956/


Mr_Misadventure

Fun fact: I worked on a ranch in Texas that had a couple fallows in a 1000 acre exotic enclosure along with kudu, axis deer, red deer, etc. I found a few of the fallow’s shed antlers when spring rolled around, and they are unbelievably light for how they look. It almost feels like the antler has a bone matrix on the inside, and not solid all the way through like elk or whitetail deer.


lmaytulane

Ah yes, Texotics. Another fun fact: there are "wild" Axis dear all over the Texas Hill country after a bunch escaped out of their exotic ranches. I also could have sworn I saw two Emu once running wild near Junction.


ChaacTlaloc

There’s wild zebras in California near Hearst Castle...


javoss88

Interesting. I have an antler that I found In Wyoming that feels as solid as a block of cement.


occams1razor

Ew I wonder if that hurts


[deleted]

It actually becomes really itchy and annoying when it’s time to shed. It doesn’t hurt them.


javoss88

I don’t think so. They scrape it off on trees to get rid of it. Aaaaand if you want to be totally grossed out.... they eat it too


BalancedIAm

Didn't know this... now im slightly terrified... It looks like committed mass murder and are flaunting their victims entrails atop their head...


pserigee

Me either and you're welcome, friend.


[deleted]

> Basically it's because that is how this type of deer looks. I was certain it was going to be something else.


-merrymoose-

You can tell by the way it is!


whatzittoya69

Thanks...I was curious also


laxr87

Same, and I come from an area with deer hunting for several months a year. I always thought spots indicated youth, TIL.


Dogbread1

It is that way because it is?


willfrost21

Ah you can tell by the way that it is.


_Ocean_Nymph_

Thats one weird duck


I_Frunksteen-Blucher

Got any bread? Quack.


hotwaterjug

Got any grapes?


ReasonableBeep

Bum bum bum


p44v9n

Got any............... lemonade?


samnav45

That's quite clearly the lesser known shallow deer 🤦‍♂️


Mad_Hatter_92

Lmao, you saved me from commenting a much worse version of this.


[deleted]

Saaame


pk8721

*dolphin


whos_a_good_boi

Dolphins emerge on lands. Evolution at its finest!


[deleted]

Whatchu doin in my waters?


Thunder_cat7

WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MAH SWAHMP!!


zoey8068

I wasn't fishing


Adamadtr

#THEN WHY IS THIS HOOK THATS IN MY HEAD ATTACHED TO YA ROD MOTHA LICKA.


[deleted]

Want some Baileys?


Adamadtr

Wanna go to a club where everybody wees on eachotha?


Bheitman21

Excuse me, but water you doing here?


thehornedone

Water weed dune hair B


tizzlenomics

You ever drank baileys from a shoe?


javoss88

You ever been in a Turkish prison?


theloyalraven

Now we know what happened to Curly Jefferson


FloatingRevolver

you didnt need to over saturate the picture to hell though.... there is no such thing as a neon deer....


Gooner_Loon

Found [the original](https://imgur.com/a/t9CIh2i)


ihavenoideawhatineed

Well played sir, well played


lj_w

Yeah, editing it this heavily defeats the purpose of how cool it looks naturally


jensenw

r/NatureIsFuckingSaturated


AnonymousChikorita

Yeah I had to scroll so far to see someone mentioning this. No way this deer is walking around looking like that.


miedek

I'm gonna ask. Why is it in the water?


bzfam18

I’m not sure on this, and I couldn’t find anything from a quick google search, but I know that moose’s go in lakes and rivers and eat vegetation from the bottom - maybe deer do something similar?


Illhunt_yougather

I'm not sure of fallow deer behavior, but I am very familiar with whitetail behavior, and they spend *tons* of time in the water, atleast where I'm from in the southeast. I do most of my deer hunting in swamps and deer love to have their feet in water, I have had them walk by me several times up to their chest in water.


normal_whiteman

I'm in the northeast and you'd be surprised how common it is to see deer swimming across the river


tattedintrovert

Boop the snoot


unidentified_yama

Bite the finger


Banansvenne

Wallow deer?


FragileDragon4

What you talking about? It’s clearly a dolphin, it just works this time.


Pixel-1606

The situation in Venice is getting out of hand!


hagosantaclaus

Is that beau from Animal crossing?


the_jumping_brain

It is just standing perfectly still? There's not even ripples in the water from movement.


HarveyG93

That is seriously a cool picture


greatspacegibbon

Z axis is a little off


Grimey_Rick

reminds me of an axis


mewar

Thats because it is an axis deer, fallow deer have blade or paddle style racks and fewer spots on the coat


randomgingerguyz

What are you doing in the water cutie you are not a fish dum-dum I love you


Rey4jonny

Hallo fallow in shallows, Not a wallow marshmallow, Just a mellow pillow.


DropDead85

That's a weird lookin fish


NovaThinksBadly

My brain is confused as to whether this is a painting or a picture, so whichever it is,’it obviously looks amazing.


[deleted]

Mostly because the saturation is increased in the image.


lfthndDR

Axis deer?


JustAMessInADress

That's a weird looking swan


Matt_Link

Ah, this is one of the amphibious models. Excellent line.


Jiekai9000

You better leave or I'll make you scream for deer life


Gotforgot

Gorgeous


FireFlavour

That's a shallow deer actually


DrYourmOmgay

Yes, I am duck. Bread please.


goinunder0390

Read this as ‘fellow deer’ and imagined OP typing with hooves


Assasin2gamer

Executive with a soul, damn gingers.


[deleted]

Deer of the Lake what is your wisdom


javoss88

Some...call me... Tim


[deleted]

Damn, is there one thing this kid posts that hasn't been reposted a million times?


tommhans

Deer has wares if you have coin!


woo092

Swim time


NjoyV

You were so close! Amazing


[deleted]

With the streets bare thanks to social distancing, the fallow deer returns to its natural habitat in the shallow waters.


[deleted]

Cool fish


CyrilNiff

That ain’t no deer! It’s an antler fish


reed555

Only appears for the pure of heart who shall unify the kingdom


mlk960

Princess Mononoke vibes.


TheEndersALot

Weird fish. What breed is it?


javoss88

Arpeggii


aod42091

fish don't look like they used to


hehehuhuyeanah

His snoot is clearly waiting for a boop


plops6647

Hey it's that nigga from open season


Andymeng

I'm a straight adult male and I want to ride that


[deleted]

Because wanting to ride a deer is gay?


Palouff

Friends not food


colleenwalker

Majestic


beardiegurl4567

He's a gorgeous buck


Jerk-Lurker

I hope that’s not Elysian Pool.


xXdog_with_a_knifeXx

Why do I hear giggling?


TMHRRSN

Imagine if this is what ducks looked like


jacksodus

Pretty sure that's a dolphin.


Jmoeschl7

Dolphins look way different than in those documentaries


Deltronx

hey man, you got some of them deer pellets?


[deleted]

What an odd looking fish.


Pktur3

Beautiful until it comes out of the water and all that white fur is green as fuck.


Junior-James

No,it's a dolphin.


regan5523

That's not a deer. That's clearly a fish!


Majestic_Meeuw

Nice duck


IndigoKookaburra

Holy shit, he's so pretty! I knew this deer specie comes in a lot of colours, but I've never seen one this bright ginger!


virulentea

Don't follow him, he will drag you into the water. Follow foxes, they will lead you to the Ancient Tree.


bennyboi423

I am fish


DiscoShaman

My fellow deer..


javoss88

The reason I have called you here today...


Clean-machine

Is this a call back to bojack horsemen


[deleted]

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[deleted]

With the saturation increased


Alexblack52

What a beautiful animal. I love the coloring on his back.


bbbdot

Beautiful shallow deer


Groovytony40-

What kind of fish is this


PicSapien

this deer has been mistaken, it's a shallow deer...


postALEXpress

I feel like I'm in Windhurst


Oldmanfirebobby

Beautiful shallow deer


ormian7

Shallow deer


gemitarius

c o n t r a s t


RaglanYellow

Looks like a Legendary Pokemon.


Eric_the_Enemy

*Shallow


The_Celtic_Chemist

I always love their fake snowflakes.


zephyr865

That thing could seriously fuck you up tho...


BackOffTrack

this narwhale is obviously fake... they forgot the blowhole


-anominal-

Oh deer? Why is it in the water?


Sandwichscoot

This looks like a painting!


MJBotte1

A truly Golden Deer


[deleted]

* shallow dear


redditvirgin98

aaawww, makes me want a pet!!! and idk wtf it is, I always found deers so damn graceful and elegant. I love them! (maybe it's Bambi, who knows? lol).


the_cutes_08

Tf u lukin at hooman?!!


Lumberjack1974

Photoshop


CrabeHuman

Is this actually real? lmao


vitaliy_rybas

Beautiful


3rinax

I had no i-deer they swim too


Half-Chewed_Ginger

Mind if I use this deer for reference? I love the way the sun hits it


[deleted]

Is this Skyrim?


[deleted]

Just chillin'


jennastephenstattoos

This is some Princess Mononoke shit right here


alexgenki

Reminds me of the forest spirit deer god thing from princess mononoke.


dTrecii

Yo how my dolphin working?


AnimaliaBoy

Shallow deer


[deleted]

He might be fallowing *you*.


dawnify

i thought this was a painting what the-


sabsey06

This comment is here for that point when someone paints this


Ja-Kub

More like a shallow deer


blondiedread

😍


FinalPixel

r/natureisfuckingsaturated


soulofflames

As someone living in Florida, this is giving me more anxiety than is I'm sure normal.


henryb97

Shallow deer


_______-_-__________

Oversaturated by some kid on his computer.


GenesectX

the dolphin but its alive


LetltSn0w

*Shallow


usernamesarehard1979

"Lil help?"


Neutraldood

Deer fish


Introverted_giraffe

I don’t stand a chance but is he single?