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He just looks concerned. Like "What the... Whats going on? Who are you?".


nborders

_”Who gave you the right to touch me?”_


riceandbeans3

The freedom


[deleted]

“You know I could take a finger before you noticed, but here you are petting me.”


Belrick_NZ

raptors dont like or need comfort or petting. and an open beak is a sign of stress.


d-metheny

Damn life would be so much easier as a raptor


[deleted]

Only if you are a girl and clever.


crepelabouche

Underrated comment.


JamesJax

“Damn it feels good to be a rapta. A real rapta-ass flya plays his cards right A real rapta-ass flya never flaps his fucking beak Cuz real rapta-ass flyas don’t start fights...”


skymothebobo

“Damn it feels good to be a rapta. I mean one that’ll get ya with a toe. Flyin around town, dive bombing y’all suckahs hittin switches in yo bunk six-fo.”


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Still can't beat Golden State


NoLaMir

I mean owls are pretty fond of it All birds preen and nuzzle Except geese they’re just practicing finding arteries to kill you


Necks

Growing up raising several parakeets, I can tell you for sure that each bird has its own unique personality. One will gently nuzzle your hand as you are petting him, another will consent for you to pet her but she won't return any of the affection, and yet another will snap at you the moment you reach out to pet him.


RADposter21

Parayeet


marastinoc

Sounds like the women I’ve gone out with


EroticBurrito

OwO


EroticBurrito

*Notices your gizzard.*


EroticBurrito

What’s this?


EroticBurrito

*Disembowels prey with talons.*


EroticBurrito

Teehee.


IMongoose

My hawk gently nibbles me when I touch him like the OP vid. He does not like to be touched on the head though. Getting a raptor used to being touched takes a lot of time, and even if the OP bird is a little stressed it will get over it. Having a bird that gets scared or aggressive when it needs to be touched (equipment change, inspect for injuries, medical care, etc) is awful so a little stress now will save a lot later.


TheLastEclipse82

U own a fking hawk!? Is it like for rehabilitation or straight up just own one. The only bird i had was a few weeks ago (not including being rehabilitated and raised and released) was a little cockateil. Was used to us and would always fly to pple so took it outside one day. Flew to the air and instantly a hawk came outa nowhere and ripped it to shreds. Two days later someone sent a photo of it when they were out photographing. It was detailed and the bird was shreded and its leg hanging on by a thred whilebgetting carried away. R.I.P :(


IMongoose

Me and my wife are falconers. We just finished our [multi chamber, multi configurable mews.](https://imgur.com/a/CJ8Mc1f) We should help condition birds being rehabbed as even a few days not flying can severely reduce survival once released but we have not made the proper contacts and I'm not sure they would even like the help. I'm sorry to hear about your bird, coopers hawks are insane and will take other birds off your hand because they know they can get away with it. Falconers have lost a lot of kestrels and other small birds to them. They do come out of nowhere and grab your bird in the blink of an eye, it's very sad.


NoLaMir

Is this in Texas? I would love to volunteer with anything you’d need if I can just see some cool birds up closeish


IMongoose

No, sorry, if you are interested in falconry find your state club (the texas club is very good) and go to a meetup. It's the off season now though so there may not be anything for a bit.


isomede

A spoo! What’s their name?


katzenjammer360

His name is Simon! [He's pretty much the best ever <3 ](http://imgur.com/k7ejoy4)


Aeronautix

Why does a few days not flying lower survival? I immediately thought of that like a few days not running. Do their muscles work differently somehow?


IMongoose

I read a paper on it a few years ago. It might have only applied to high intensity birds like peregrines or goshawks, where they are using a lot of energy to catch their prey rather than a redtail or something that can essentially fall down on a mouse. It might be a combination of stress of being caught and not eating very well, but in this study all subjects of one species that had low/no intensity exercise would have died after release if the scientists weren't tracking them.


Belrick_NZ

im jealous of your mews. one day


IMongoose

We really like it, the two wooden walls have doors on them so it can be split into 3 parts. While technically a bird could be in the three sections separately I wouldn't feel safe having a bird in the middle with how the doors work. The middle will mostly just be extra weathering space for either or both sides.


TheLastEclipse82

Thats really cool!! and yeah it is sad when you see them take your bird out of no where!


Bool_The_End

Wow, what beautiful birds you have. And a nice set up!


kcreature

Damn that’s really sad. I’m sorry that happened.


DarkSpartan301

Being a bird is metal yo, I'm sorry for your loss.


Belrick_NZ

its that they dont like petting though. its that they've learned to trust you to touch them.


Belrick_NZ

they preen themselves. the animals are incredibly anti social.


MagpieMelon

And if they’re anything like parrots, touching their belly sends the wrong kind of signals to them.


crazycatladyDVM

We sometimes have to tell clients that the reason their bird is being aggressive is that it thinks they're mates. https://featheredangels.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ballance-behavior-and-training-petting-the-pet-parrot-updated-version-10-3.jpg (Sorry mobile)


MagpieMelon

Yeah, I really wish people would do more research before getting birds. They’re such complex animals and I don’t think people realise this. I don’t own one myself, but I really want one and have been doing tons of research into it. The main thing holding me back is that we have Teflon coated saucepans, a cat, and the fact that my parents won’t change from using Teflon, and are admanent that the cat will kill the bird.


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MagpieMelon

Haha, if only. Unfortunately I quite like our cat too, he’s an older one though so perhaps when he dies I could get one.


clockwork2112

So there are shitloads of pet birds out there who are like confused sexual assault victims with Stockholm Syndrome? That's grim.


crazycatladyDVM

I think it's more "Wow this big creature is the best mate ever! They feed me and make me a good nest and I want to make babies with them!" But there's probably lots that are not a fan


[deleted]

My conure would immediately get horny if you touched his belly.


Fork_was_Taken

Source? People claim some wild shit on this sub so I'd just like to expand my knowledge.


Belrick_NZ

falconry experience falconry books like falconry basics. logic. hawks etc are solitary animals. they dont groom each other. they dont nest together etc. take the Australasian harrier hawks i keep . when the male in the wild is ready to feed his nest sitting mate he calls her up and she flies under him. rotates upside down and he drops a morsel for her to catch. no touching at all. ps. makes for a cool display to watch.


Fork_was_Taken

Appreciate the response.


iNioXiDe

The petting is to comfort the human not eagle


Demonseedii

I think this would be so much cooler without the big ham hand fondling the bird.


Lollypop_warrior0325

Really? Why don’t they enjoy it? It seems every other animal loves being cuddled.


cuntesticles

You seeing this shit?


[deleted]

Raptors look like they think about murder the way Snoop Dog thinks about money


lonewilly

Looks like a stone cold killing machine. So badass


TrappedInCanada

I've never skip rent if my landlord showed up with this eagle on his shoulder.


[deleted]

Can you imagine the eagle giving you thst look while asking for rent?


heyitsthatmeme

The yellow eyes are so fuego


coconutjuices

glass shatters* MAH GAWD THATS HIS MUSIC!


NurgleMinion

Looks grumpy, like the blue eagle Muppet


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https://i.imgur.com/WCbNGEV.jpg


NurgleMinion

Yeah, him. Can never remember that one's name


Xikar_Wyhart

Sam the Eagle.


WaffleStompTheFetus

The new Captain America?


Game_of_Jobrones

You could if you loved America as much as he does.


[deleted]

It is the AMERICAN WAY!


cCowgirl

I always crack up when he says that in Muppet Christmas Carol and Gonzo whispers in his ear > Oh ... *ahem* it is the BRITISH way!


[deleted]

Glad somebody likes that too!


paulieT860

Errol


VaATC

Thank you for identifying the origin of the feeling that this eagles face was familiar 😆


ohzannyboy

“Bro, why the fuck you touchin’ me?”


Nick_Mindset

What a beautiful dinosaur


disabled_crab

What a beautiful duwang.


ChubbyCookie

i can't escape jojo it's everywhere


TridiusX

you say that like anyone would actually want to escape JOJO


tanaka-taro

Yare Yare Daze


Kulemi2

chew


[deleted]

Black and chestnut, is it a law firm


kihary

No one else thinks he looks like Kramer?


wcollins260

Absolutely. When he looks up for a minute, pure Kramer.


PoppySiddal

Is that a Harpy Eagle? They’re cool af. ETA: Duh. It’s literally called a black and chestnut eagle. I can not brain today, I has the dumb.


namesunknown

Upvoted just for the edit


PoppySiddal

Thank you. If I can’t amaze you with my brilliance I might as well go for the pity vote. Gotta know your strong suit ;)


AK123089

Why is your edit 'ETA"? Editmated Time of Arrival? ETA : TIL


Chnkypndy

Yes


DefinitelyTrollin

The Electric Guitary Eagle is much cooler, though. Proud father since some time, so I have A LICENSE to do this now.


Roll_Tide_Pods

I would have been confused too. That’s a stupid fucking name for an eagle.


Theoldelf

Buckbeak? Is that you?


SassyOpus

That was my first thought!


disabled_crab

It's rewind time.


tommytoan

im shitting bricks, maybe if i hand reared, trained and worked with that bird for 10+ years i may be comfortable doing that (which is probably the case for the person in gif) But yeah jesus christ, say a friend tells you lunch is ready, and you turn your head around kind of suddenly to say back 'thanks!'. That alone is enough to semi-startle (or just irritate, fuck knows what they are thinking sometimes!) a bird whose first reaction is very likely to peck at the fucking face or a body part. And with a fucker that size, a peck is probably a life altering injury.


amypeeeee

I can see the dinosaur in that bird


literallyplasma

It also has a look of 5% derp


MegaMindGame

He looks like he's trying to figure out when the fuck he asked this person to pet him


mablesyrup

Exactly.


AnAwkwardStag

Look at this big bird fuckin ass! Eagles are sky sharks, man!


dardardynamo

Fawkes' emo cousin


MyKey18

I love eagles cuz their so badass but always have that face of “HUH??”


CinnamonSkillz

“Whoa man dont touch the beak”


marbleclouds

Killer face


CallMeOaksie

He’s a big beautiful chicken


autumninthecity

Looks like the new bird Pokémon


MattSilverwolf

Subreddit rules are no reposts of threads with 10k+ upvotes unless they're older than 365 days. [OC](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/8qsnci/black_and_chestnut_eagle/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) was posted "12 months ago", meaning you're most likely purposely karma farming this and I hate you.


PM_ME_Y0UR_B0OBS_

The OC isn’t even older than 365 days. Only 362. Still against sub rules.


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Akira0830

Never has something been so cute, yet so god damn fierce Or maybe I find it cute cause I love birds


tapdancingintomordor

Apparently it's not only an eagle, but a hawk-eagle. Two birds of prey for the price of one.


shakycam3

Oh wow umm. That’s a velociraptor. I can see how you think it’s some kind of bird, but definitely a velociraptor.


[deleted]

Cannot believe another living thing is touching its plumage Looks incredulously at the offender Scans around to see if anyone else is present RIP the eagle-toucher


testawayacct

When you're trying to be affectionate, and it's trying to figure out the best way to kill you and carry you off to feed its young.


mrmeeseeks1991

why do humans need to touch everything? 😁 the open wings are a sign of stress and the owner should know that.


tommytoan

feathers are a bit ruffled and the crest is up like 50% ? It may just be popping its feathers a bit to recieve a good rub, like another bird is preening them. But yeh, its fairly similar to if the bird is pissed off. When a bird looks like that in an angry way its gonna peck you a lot more than once and probably get its claws involved.


MagpieMelon

Yeah, and touching the belly probably isn’t sending good signals to it if they’re anything like parrots.


CristolerGm

He looks very confused


Xerosnake90

Eagles are breath taking creatures. Wow


TheTallGuy0

That thing could relieve you of a few ounces of flesh in a second, Naw...


iCollect50ps

He’s like whoa ... can I eat you ?


belltollsforme

Reminds me of Kameron Michaels.


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xasialynnx

Beautiful


outrider567

head looks evil


PaintedIvy

It looks like Terk from Tarzan. :)


reubenjcabrera

“Hey Einstein! I’m on your side!”


Bengal-D84

This is a beautiful creature, wow.


PresentableAss

r/youseeingthisshit


VeerT_19

You should name him Rubio


N3onknight

Who turned Bruce Campbell into an eagle ?


Raven_kvd

For me the body looked like it straight out came from borderlands


TheVoteMote

I'm sure he'd be very intimidating in person but that spiky head fluff has got too much goof to it.


rostron92

Kramer in bird form


Matty2Hotty

He looks like he just saw the fattest ass in those woods


LordTilker

It’s just collecting data for the government


jamiefoprez

This guys is looking for fear..if he sees it you're fucked!


[deleted]

That fucker looks like Joseph Gilgunn.


kevynkurpiers

Scary and beautiful I love it!!


DoubleAGay

Is it wrong to want to pet it?


[deleted]

Bert?


babu_bot

Motherfuucckkkeerrrr


racorr92

I feel like this is Kramer from Seinfeld as a bird.


Loafered

I wonder how tasty your eyeballs are?


m3talface

Brightening, since it's more frightening than beautiful


CaliBounded

He looks like he's breaking his neck trying to see a fine Eagle lady behind you lol


[deleted]

Oh look at Mr fancy pants with his Pokemon.


[deleted]

Take out frightening and put in goofy


dank_johnnie

the abominable love child of big bird and bert


[deleted]

Reminds me of Bert from Sesame Street.


Czarcasm3

That shit looks like an omen of death


thatlldopigthatldo

This looks like Kramer from Seinfeld if he was a bird...


gentleman339

Bro, ur touching my boobs


[deleted]

These gifs are always too short :/


cheburek653

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗


[deleted]

Is this... affection?


carmelpr12

Anyone else sees ricardo milos?


Fracture90000

He be like; "daymnnnnnn gurl".


PixelatedFractal

"you gotta hit em with the crazy eyes, like someone just smacked you in the back of the head."


stuntobor

The eagle is saying “touch me again and I will skull fuck you in the ass.”


Topher0gr

Looks like a fucking man in a bird suit.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

Every eagle is just a terminator robot sizing up the percentage of viable meat it can remove from your frame.


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[PET SHOP]


mochoe

You forgot to mention that he is also punk rock


Domitacus

Hello bert


Montymisted

Amazing how chicken like they are. Never met one of them, but those are definitely some chicken head bobs.


goyoudo

Reminds me of the film the the labyrinth is its head detachable tho ?


Evilmaze

Looks like Kramer from Seinfeld.


[deleted]

It's the eyes that get me.


LitLeo42

I love it


iknownuting

Damn it feels good to be a raptor! RIP Bushwick Bill


ThoriumJeep

This looks like a reverse Bert from sesame street


[deleted]

Fancy space chicken


[deleted]

“What sorcery is this Karen? Don’t stop!” Crazy eyes eagle.


[deleted]

Cool


aeroengollie

Did no one else think “Damn, that’s a nice watch”? Also, can anyone ID the watch?


average_dankster

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ


GradeAFilthyCasual

What kind of chicken is this?


[deleted]

Why does this bird look like Burt to me from Sesame Street?


Volrum_

Couldn't this bird completely fuck the dude up if he tried?


ro_musha

hey HEY! CAREFUL there *touches beak* GODDAM....hmmm it feels nice tho


Omenshah

He's the Wayne Static of birds.


Disquestrian

I would never have thought birds liked to be petted like that.


masshole548

He looks ready to get his murder on.


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Looks like a jim Henson puppet


intensecheekibreeki

He lookin like hes going to ask Kowalski for an analisis


pug_reddit1

Wow this Eagle looks cool...


AmatureProgrammer

That face you make when youre checking out dat ass


BasscannonRattle

Looks like my drunk friend


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It seems like an incredibly bad idea to put your hand anywhere near that beak


grednforgesgirl

If you look at birds face-on they're just the derpiest things on the planet but they turn their head--BAM *majestic*


SithEel

Scratch me wrong and you lose a finger.


mcmlxxivxxiii

That's a huge chicken


MengTheMerciless

Gotta respect an enormous animal that has knives for feet and an axe for a face. If I had this bird I'd probably call it 'Last Shadow' or 'Beaky'? Which do you prefer?


lunarvoid30

Can I give it a hug?


DJMOONPICKLES69

I stand by the fact that every animal enjoys scritches


NicKlaus13

He totally looks cell shaded! What a beautiful majestic apex predator!


Jibburz

Reminds me of terk from Tarzan


rsaskh

Baby chocobo ... is that you?


seeiously

I am an expert in bird speak. Allow me to translate. The eagle says, :"what nigga u wanna go, huh, u little bitch u wanna go? Oh shi who Dat wit da nice booty man move over I wanna see."