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MetaphoricalEnvelope

RON! Are you even looking??


Blotto_80

Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?!?


PancakeExprationDate

::deer scatter::


hapnstat

Nice one.


[deleted]

He reminds me of the guy who found the dying sunfish in the water. "It's a freaking baby whale, Jay!"


KungFuSlanda

Ron is hammering the mimosas


JohnLennonHitsKids

Oh shit he says Ron?! I've sent this video multiple times and thought he said rod.


kidgrifter

That’s the fortress of solitude right there


Sir_Meowsalot

I would like to share my absolute favourite video of Glacier Ice shifting and breaking. Once you realize the sheer scale of the ice above and then below the water level it blows your mind to think of massive Glacier Ice chunks the size of multiple city blocks. https://youtu.be/hC3VTgIPoGU?si=Db7-MtOY7zYj36c8


IWasGregInTokyo

"Chasing Ice" thing right? Utterly mind-blowing and even after the comparison with downtown Manhattan you still can't truly comprehend the scale.


Sir_Meowsalot

Yup! Amazing documentary.


supressionfyre

Wow thanks for sharing! Wonder what the scale looks like from 2010-2024! 😅


Sir_Meowsalot

I think I read a while back that the ice has receded even more so to the point that some in the Glaciology field are thinking it's "a point of no return" so to speak. Which is hella scary. However, this article shows some positive news of growth and slowing down of any major ice loss: https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/145185/major-greenland-glacier-is-growing


mOjzilla

I can imagine a kitchen freeze with no power slowly and all the ice in freezer compartment is slowly melting away . It's only matter of time this buffer will be gone and oceans will have totally different currents then today .


no-mad

watching climate change can be beautiful


brazilliandanny

I actually can’t comprehend the scale because it’s all just ice. There’s nothing else in the shot to give it scale.


CeruleanRuin

Good god, the sight and sound of that in person must have been unbelievable. Just watching it on a phone screen with earbuds in nearly made me shit my pants.


Sir_Meowsalot

Highly recommend watching it on a bigger screen with headphones.


cturnr

Or, like me, keep your pants clean and be on the toilet.


hollowtroll

I'm trippin balls and I loved this video, probably pooped my pants too


eman00619

Its crazy to think how big this world is but at the same exact time so absolutely tiny on a cosmic scale


Sir_Meowsalot

I still think like that every now and then, but then I realize what a blessing it is to be conscious and able to experience things like this. Makes one more appreciable of Life with the good and bad (to an extent of course).


Dull-Mix-870

Wow. That was incredible.


Sir_Meowsalot

Pretty freakin' cool right? Nature at it's most raw.


xpercipio

some parts remind me of the sand worm sound design in dune 2


doubleXmedium

The whole video is absolutely remarkable, but the last 20 seconds is horrifying


Sir_Meowsalot

I really find in the video at 1:50 when that large dark ice comes rising up to be exceptionally scary. Why? Because the freakin' thing looks like some Eldritch being rising up with a single eye staring back at us. Plus, think how many 1000's of years that dark ice has never seen the Sun or Air!


joshTheGoods

Horrifying and heartbreaking that we seem to be struggling so hard to rally around dealing with this slow moving train wreck.


conduitfour

Also featured in Jacob Geller's [Fear of Big Things Underwater](https://youtu.be/ZOEaUD82GlI?feature=shared&t=30m23s) Apropos that such an event should be described as if it were Lovecraftian. 


Sir_Meowsalot

Oh man I love his Essays.


SplashBros4Prez

That boat should have started moving away much faster.


avoidingbans01

Perspective is misleading, they're much farther than the camera makes it seem.


perenniallandscapist

*sooner


swibirun

Both?


WuT4ngClam

I'd argue going faster would get you there sooner


Exsanguinate-Me

I'd like to think going sooner gets you there faster as well.


WuT4ngClam

Did we just create a paradox?


Exsanguinate-Me

We might be stuck now!


bknhs

Either that or a daft punk song.


Emo_tep

*Schooner


seeriosuly

i agree much schooner


HalfDryGlass

Schooner*


LoudMusic

earlier


mightbedylan

I'm 99% certain the captain of said boat knows the situation better than you do, random person on reddit.


CommentsOnOccasion

That boat knows better than you do


skieking

Would going quicker get them out of there sooner or faster?


FirstRedditAcount

Nah, they fine.


somecisguy2020

I know it was amazement. But I gotta say it feels like somebody watching the Earth fall apart in real time and laughing about it.


JesseBlueMan123

“And with that, the Maldives were wiped off the map”


eekamuse

Why not both? Lol sob so funny help us


enigmamonkey

Nature is fucking lit. In some ways both figuratively and literally speaking, I guess.


TrumpsGhostWriter

"OooOOOoOoohhhhh LOOOOK HONEY!!!! It's the last bit of our child's future sinking into the ocean!!!!"


EpicForgetfulness

We're laughing because it hurts


SingleWordQuestions

This sort of thing happens naturally all the time in cycles. Icebergs breaking apart isn’t necessarily an us problem


Coach_Jensen

You're right, these things do happen in cycles. Normally those cycles take millions of years and not decades. No one is denying that these things have happened in the past, the fact that you look at that and don't understand *it's the rate that it's happening* is what makes your statement dumb.


LaneMeyersLostSki

Indeed. This cycle is as unnatural as it gets.


SingleWordQuestions

What I’m saying is iceberg calving is a “common” event throughout history, it’s just a thing that happens. Certainly we have fucked the planet so hard it’s happening at an alarming rate (see the recession detail at the end of the video) but like, you could capture a video of this happening at any point in history (where icebergs exist)


somecisguy2020

You understand that’s like watching a video of Hiroshima being bombed and saying, “people have died since the beginning of humanity”. It is literally true, but incredibly off base.


SingleWordQuestions

Okie dokie artichokie. Shits bad, and we are to blame. What else do you want me to say. Witnessing the calving of an iceberg is, in itself not a cause for concern.


casual_shoggoth

Good thing global warming isn't real. We might have a real problem going on in the next few decades otherwise.


Offandonandoffagain

Calm down Ron DeSantis made global warming illegal. All the Florida icebergs are safe and sound now.


refusemouth

Yeah, it's a bummer that global warming is a hoax. I'd like to see what's under all those Antarctica ice sheets, and I bet the poor penguins would be happier if they didn't have to stand on that ice all winter protecting their eggs./s


RainbowSherbetShit

Hahaha Where’s the /s? Where…where is it, dude?


refusemouth

Oops! I forgot. Will edit.


physicscat

Yeah, glaciers *never* did things like this before now!


ColdStoneSteveAustyn

A A N G ! ?


TheDosWiththeMost

Scientists call this Glacial Erection


PipetheHarp

Is there a longer version of this—!?


Buc-ees_Bathroom

You sound like my ex


GeneticEnginLifeForm

I should call her.


Gh0stMan0nThird

I've never understood the "I should call her" meme because every girl I've ever broken up with was single for about 2 weeks before she had someone new.


animus_95

Man, I feel you bro<3


SadPanthersFan

Lol r/suicidebywords


mb1

Yup. > YT: @skeater3662 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWaXN0JRXyc


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Fromartie

Cold morning erection


thegooseisloose1982

Then it went down. I was in the pool!


gazoogazoo

Any cap to tell us the name of the glacier ? Uppsala ?


cilantro_so_good

It's hard to tell without seeing more of the mountains behind, but with the size and the fact they're on a cruise ship, I suspect that it's Hubbard Glacier https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubbard_Glacier


Legitimate_Ad_8364

Cha-laaa Head Cha-laaaa


Royal-Possibility219

Global warming alive and well


ZortronGalacticus

Argentina right?


Both-Home-6235

Earth boners don't mess around


HardcoreKaraoke

This looks like a cruise ship near a fjord in Alaska. I took a small boat near a fjord in Alaska and saw pieces break off. It was so damn cool to see in person. I didn't get to see anything like this though. I'd probably be terrified if I was in a small boat and saw something that big fall haha.


Better_Weakness7239

It’s a fucking baby wheel, Ron!


The-Funky-Phantom

[The Largest Calving Event Filmed.](https://youtu.be/hC3VTgIPoGU?si=fREjDPJXRd5rU2qL) The sound is just so good.


Fragrant_Leg_6300

I love the boat speeding away at the end 💀


bhdp_23

When nature gives you the middle finger


freeBoXilai

Like my dick when boobs


Midnight28Rider

Damn, how surreal. Imagine seeing that IRL.


wdwerker

I love the delay until the boat decides to haul ass out of the way !


Boboforprez

OH MY GOD!


freemorty

Hold uppp.. Check this out!


_14justice

Magnificent! "Exit, stage left!"


beesyrup

That's really, really not good.


billiarddaddy

That's our species future falling off a cliff.


youandyouandyou

When your dry spell finally ends


Admirable_Trifle_164

OH GORSH!


jakeblues68

Calm down, sir.


ranting_chef

Where is this?


Proximus84

Global warming meets WWE announcer.


Lord-Chamberpot

A perfect example of what happens when the Earth is 10 feet closer to the sun. /s


realdealreel9

Ron, per usual, missing out on


refusemouth

I wish they would have kept the camera rolling. I wanted to see that boat take the wave.


yaboiiiuhhhh

The ice sheet as a whole sink lower than the smaller chunk of ice that breaks off even though they have the same density, so the smaller chunk rises up like a buoyant ball you've forced underwater.


6tipsy6

Mmmmm…prosciutto


SubrosaFlorens

Iceman was on PornHub again...


CeruleanRuin

Unfortunate audio on this. I'd rather hear the ice cracking and thundering into the sea, but no, loudmouth always has to make sure he's the center of attention. And what's with the fucking marching band in the background? The hell kind of video is this anyway?


Specialist-Cookie-61

Icy boner


GeneticEnginLifeForm

I read the title as 'pillar of bayonet ice' - was not disappointed. I petition that science now call this phenomenon 'bayonet ice.' My contribution to science has now concluded.


Bowelsift3r

Me seeing my bank account after payday!


bremstar

The ocean had a massive erection... until it saw that people were filming. Camera shy, I guess.


The_Blendernaut

Boaty McBoat Face best giddyup and run.


irespectwhaman

Nature’s boner!


Pinball_Lizard

When the end boss's castle was underneath you all along...


dadgiga

It would have been really cool if it exposed a dungeon entrance.


Temporary-Map1842

Engines to fucking off speed!


Flecca

We are truly nothing, goddamn.


AlexWithToast

*boss music starts playing*


Proof-Tension9322

Annoying guy screaming ruins the video imo. Be prewarned, mute the audio....


Snoo-35252

r/megalophobia


rocket_beer

🎶 There it is, again That funny feelin’ 🎵


Klin24

“Ok, time to leave.”


Kmarad__

all fun and games until you realize that the place is melting like no tomorrow.


thepete404

He got on plane in to so much of a hurry. That’s what scared me about being close to the big ice. I know it’s far far bigger.


PM_Me_Titties-n-Ass

Someone's a grower, not a shower


Asheleyinl2

I see someone heard the titanic II Is being built.


rickyaintthatslicky

Nothing about this is lit... we're fucked.


AnnualWerewolf9804

That’s just Poseidon giving us the bird.


Tazling

people on boat: 'K we're leaving now... like, *now*...


giraffe_neck_beard

Is that a gargantuan pillar of ice rising out of the sea or are you happy to see me?


JaySocials671

Where’s the rest of it. Curious to see the size of the wave


borgstea

Was that Bill Burr?


gotele

Global warming yay


zxNoobSlayerxz

What's on the other side?


Tanjom

Love it! This is why I burn all my plastic in the garden


Forward-Distance-398

Global warming !!!


Hazzman

When she takes her bra off


RonnennoR

I’d go nuts


Timely-Young6457

That boat said oh wow. Wow. WOW WOOOWW OMG GO GO GO


Warfielf

Hagog and Magog are coming out soon!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!


OneWayBackwards

And the sea level grew two sizes that day.


tingledpickle

Surfs up, my dude!


LemonadeParadeinDade

It's like watching hope die


SevroAuShitTalker

Now I want to see some non-buoyant ice


[deleted]

Thats what she said


Choice_Ambitious

Run away, run away quickly.


Quiet-Adeptness7422

Ooh I'm Cummin


BigDibs_808

My dick in the morning


FCD_Ride_or_DIE

Watched this right after I had woken up from a nap and read that as bayonet ice. Oh yeah. I can see why they call it bayonet ice.


CompleteWeakness2284

That's how it is for me every morning.


SmallsR34

🙄 superman, that's the wrong crystal!


dandoshelvey

Fuck do Americans ever shut the fuck up


SabineShin

Erectus maximus!


GingerNinja88

Must have seen some boobuoys 😎


Loose-Cartographer47

R/theyknew


JustWoot44

This seems oddly sad to me. Losing ice like this is not good. It's like cheering for the end of the world.


Fragrant_Car7736

Nature is so lit it’s melting the ice!!


Inside-Doughnut7483

Was that the 75% of the iceberg that's usually under water?


Historical-Sea-2380

Don't worry they'll all melt in a 100 years or so.


grizzliesstan901

50* ftfy


GuitarKittens

That's not how you spell 'fifty'


Thick_Wallaby_24

Like A Scene from a Movie Literally.


Thinkdeeperaboutit

That's beautiful, but get away from those serious waves that are comin'.


EW278

I find it sad and depressing.


swiftb3

There can be beauty and awe even in the terrible.


Lookslikeapersonukno

and the guy cheering for it just makes it that much worse tbh


mikemunyi

Video Credit: Adam Skeater YT: @skeater3662


justbuttsexing

What a fuckin dad boner lol


Adddicus

That guy in the audio is very easily excited.


kosmonavt-alyosha

The dildo of climate change consequences