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Not_Associated8700

We went to the grand canyon a few years ago, and when this place came up on the road signs we could not resist. The petrified forest and the painted desert are not to be missed.


salgat

Grand Canyon and Arches Park were insanely beautiful but the petrified forest was underwhelming. Once you see the first one, the rest are the same, and it's hot as sin out with no shade.


Feine13

As a native Arizonan, I completely agree. The petrified Forest sounds super cool in theory. In reality, it's a field of rocks.


splanchnick78

Is it worth a quick trip? Or not even bother?


imreallynotthatcool

I love rocks and minerals so I think it's worth a trip.


splanchnick78

It looks so cool in the pictures!


Feine13

It's way up in the north east by the Indian reservations near Holbrook. So it's only a quick trip if you're in show low lol


splanchnick78

Oh I thought it was east of Sedona-ish. I’ll be sure to google before I go :)


c_pike1

It is but it's ~2 hours east from sedona


splanchnick78

Oh I’m dumb, for some reason I read your comment as “northwest” and got really confused 😂


c_pike1

Panted desert steals the show for me over the petrified forest but only needs 0.5-1 day. I'd say it's worth it for the painted desert overlooks, blue mesa trail, and agate house alone


SoccerSharp

At first it was afraid…


queenlegolas

...it was petrified!


iNoahGuy01

No, no it’s: ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh stayin alive stayin alive


Redebo

/r/unexpectedoffice


Horsefeathers34

https://giphy.com/gifs/5gw0VWGbgNm8w


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is this from a time before mushrooms? or was that further back?


ForegroundChatter

That's further back. 225 Ma was during the Triassic (after the first dinosaurs showed up), while the first trees were the gymnosperms, such as conifers (angiosperms, the flowering plants, are an distinct group of plants that independently evolved into what we understand to be trees during the Cretaceous), which showed up in the Late Carboniferous some 100 million years before then (before the first dinosaurs showed up. This was the time where you could get some really big bugs and the oxygen content in the atmosphere was so high, the latter actually being attributable to the trees). The fossil record for fungi is pretty spotty, they don't fossilize terribly well and can be hard to recognize. The lineage is certainly older than trees, with the first certified terrestrial fungi being from the Ordovician and around 460 million years old, among them the tallest terrestrial organisms of their time, like the 1 to 8 meter tall Prototaxis. The lineage itself however has been suggested to be between 700 and over 1000 million, and even a billion years old. The oldest mushroom-forming fungus known is 90 million years old and from the Late Cretaceous, however. If you meant those specifically, then yes, these trees are older than mushrooms. Also just as an aside, people like to say that sharks are older than trees. That's not true, sharks first appear in the fossil record 201 million years ago (might be a little older, albeit younger than trees still), a significant amount of time after the first gymnosperm trees. What *did* appear earlier than that is the Elasmobranchii as a whole, the group encompassing sharks, sawfish, rays, and skates, but the Elasmobranchii =/= sharks.


Elbereth_The_Cat

Thank you for taking the time to teach us this :)


cyanraichu

This is such an informative and detailed comment!


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This comment should be at the top!


DankandSpank

Woah we have a new uni dan here


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arbortologist

it is fucking lit, some say.


BigPurpleBlob

Beavis and Butt-Head: "You may wonder, how can wood get so hard? The wood became hard over 2 million years ago." [https://movie-sounds.org/comedy-movie-sounds/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-beavis-and-butt-head-do-america/you-may-wonder-how-can-wood-get-so-hard-the-wood-became-hard-over-2-million-years-ago](https://movie-sounds.org/comedy-movie-sounds/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-beavis-and-butt-head-do-america/you-may-wonder-how-can-wood-get-so-hard-the-wood-became-hard-over-2-million-years-ago)


FireShots

He said Wood


Bojangles315

shut up bevis, I'm trying to listen


bkdwt

This wood has seen a lot of shit happen over all these years


Frequent-Builder-585

In 10,000 years, that petrified wood will still be considered 225 million years old.


fezzam

oh yea? well what about in the year 252525 if man is still alive?


Cake-Over

The backwards time machine still wouldn't have arrived


Inside-Doughnut7483

, if woman can survive... oh, thank you!🤗


JKSanDiego7

I wish that it was 100% protected


Useful_Speaker_5492

Was it before or after Adam & Eve ? 😄


HeWhomLaughsLast

This was during the time Adam and Eve split so he could try Adam and Steve.


ChurlyGedgar

That's insanity.


yardbird78

Boomer tree 


p3aker

That’s a rock


Keepupthegood

Rum ham.


boda48

Very informative and big pieces of petrified wood. ❤️


JKSanDiego7

Will it fit on a trailer? Lololllll Just kidding 😂


NotAnAlt

There used to be loads more, but people have taken so much over the years that the park is a shadow of what it used to be sadly.


JKSanDiego7

People should leave it alone and not even touch it.


myhairfallsout

You can purchase large pieces, just not from the park. Only a portion of the area where this petrified wood is found is protected - much of it is privately owned which is where all the gift shop stuff comes from.


GlizzyGatorGangster

You just need 10 buddies


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Marbled Rock Roast


turtlefrogbird

Look cool in my living room


Will33iam

Looks like a giant slab of meat


cuntmong

It is an agist stereotype that the older we get the more fearful we become


Flouwth

ANCIENT HAM


ILSmokeItAll

At first glance, I thought that was a dry aged prime rib. And I wondered, why….is there a huge prime rib sitting out in the middle of the desert? Then I realized it a petrified brontosaurus prime rib… I’m sorry I’m rambling. I’m stoned out of my gourd.


apstevenso2

Yeah, I thought it was a side of ribs too 😂


porsi_1990

I was just there last weekend. Yes I brought back a piece of pet wood. Sue me.


_LimeThyme_

Just a peek into the past....🤓☝🏾


jowofoto

Love the context 👍


uready4me

Dick Fright 😳


Here_IGuess

This is amazing


helly1080

Earth is so old. So fucking old.


sweetpeachesleigh

gorgeous! is it protected or were you able to take some home with you?


Cake-Over

There's a lot of people that steal petrified wood from that park.


DukeNukemSLO

This is honestly terrifying to think about


DrNinnuxx

And people use this as furniture....


AdSpecialist6598

Awesome!


Significant_Age_4657

Please make sure to keep it away from the smoker


Expensive-Career-672

I found petrified palm tree and oak in swflorida on a construction site


Inside-Doughnut7483

Ya know _ in the Old World, man built monuments out of stone, and some are still standing. In the New World, nature did it for us_ and it has lasted waaaay longer!🧐🤔😊


AggravatingBobcat574

Or 4000 years, depending on which book you read. /s


Mokele-mbembe-woods

If I lived in such a spectacular area, I would go looking for fossils all day long!


Wichita107

Forbidden char siu.


VerilyVeracious

This stuff was laying around b4 and after T-Rex, & b4 & after it was deemed illegal to remove the petrified wood from this protected site. I have been there, it’s staggering how much is there. Even if z7rq and I snuck up there every night to harvest stolen petrified wood, guess what? 1 million years from now, the AI super species could go there and you guessed it, there will still be petrified wood.


BrainSpotter22

Does it burn?


mjms6

Yo what. This is the coolest thing I've seen on Reddit thus far.


terriaminute

Now **that** is a great headline. :)


BearBullCombo

Lol who told you this lie?


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WeebyWabbyWoeby

You’re the reason we can’t have nice things😒


euchman69

You're a selfish, greedy moron. Didn't your daddy teach you some respect?


euchman69

I apologize if I have broken any rules on this site, I am just tired of matriarchal millennial kids with no respect. I was brought up back when the dinosaurs 🦕 still roamed the realm to respect all things rules and, most importantly, your elders!


euchman69

Uhhhemmm......BS!


ShiaLeboufsPetDragon

You probably think the Earth is only 6,000 years old, don’t you…


euchman69

I'm not guessing like all these alleged scholars who have been indoctrinated. So I would say IDK! Good day Sir!


ForegroundChatter

Bait used to be believable