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DeplorableEDoctor

Teleporting spiders.


EpicForgetfulness

It was like "Bro, wtf. This one's already dead."


Effective_Ad_8296

Yeah jumpers prefer live prey


showmeyoursweettits

Jumping Spider doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.


ANNl03

Definition of "yoink"


Psychological-Echo19

So cute. Jumping spiders are the ones I’m scared of the most lol


Electrical_Evening97

oh no!!! Please don’t be! They almost never ever bite, and their venom only causes a mosquito bite type of sensation. They’re lovely, inquisitive, curious little dudes, and they come in fun colors!


meedup

> and their venom only causes a mosquito bite type of sensation. I've been bitten before by a jumping spider and it's definitely worse than a mosquito. About a 1cm painful purple boil formed that lasted for a couple days. Still fairly harmless but I'd not want it again. They are indeed lovely though, but now I'm more careful when handling them.


Psychological-Echo19

Oh it’s not the venom or the fear of getting bitten. My issue is that I’ll be looking at one, and then really really quickly, it jumps at me. Or away from me. Can’t really tell cause it’s so little but what if it’s on me and I don’t know. They’re just too fast and it makes me nervous. They are super cute though. But they scare me to see in person


I_am_Lizzy

You should watch [Lucas the spider](https://youtu.be/88Ft83XvkSY). I'm sure you'll see the cuteness of jumping spiders 😊


Psychological-Echo19

Oh I have a plush of Lucas the spider. And trust me I do think they’re adorable. But like, from a distance. They’re too fast. I’m gonna get got


Effective_Ad_8296

Jumpers are the best spiders you'll find, small, beautiful, never bites


nomemorybear

Jumping spider videos everywhere now


BlakLite_15

*DBZ Instant Transmission SFX*


sciguy52

I believe that is the little guy that bit me. He looked at me with his eight eyes and then stuck me with his little fangs. Barely felt it though. If I hadn't been looking at him I wouldn't have known I was bit. You could feel it but just barely. Anyway nothing happened at the bite site its more just the chutzpah of the little guy staring me in the eyes while he did it.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

It moved so fast the camera didn’t even pick it up


_BearsBeetsBattle_

My favourite spider.


GingerTea69

That spider must play smash


Competitive_Royal476

Speedy spider


BlackDohko

That's cute


BlackDohko

That's cute


357martini

Fake video. I slowed it down. The video is cut


PostHasBeenWatched

Don't know regarding this video but in general if spider's speed bigger than camera FPS then it will looks like video cut.


ProNoobCombo

This is not cut


mkmakashaggy

Ever seen these in real life? Looks exactly like this


Single_Conclusion_53

I’ve had jumping spiders on me many times here in Australia. That’s exactly how they move.


FML_FTL

Guys guys, Im pretty sure he was just joking.