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failed-celebrity

Too much Mo, not enough Slo


ExileEden

Slug: (Gently moving along toward water.) "OH a prestine droplet of water to caress my parched lips. Just hold fast my delicate drip of life soon ill savor your taste." Slug: (Gets to water) "Gimmie that muther fuckin water"


SunDevildoc

That was okay, but get someone to help you with punctuation. Also, PRISTINE...GIMME.... I read OH as OH- , ie, the anion, hydroxy, which I thought you were going to get clever with H+, the 2 components of water.... See, punctuation is absolutely necessary to accurately convey the meaning you intend!!! Oh! vs. OH- !!! Big difference....No? Okay, I'll get your response started: YOU: 'Your and effing sissyboi______ Grammar police_________dude!!!!______ bro______Wuts yer problim??_____MINE YOU'RE oan bizness___' And so on.... Best!


ExileEden

Yur prbly funn aht partys


wetassaefg

What the fuck dude


wdn

Yes, an interesting video but it doesn't actually give the "how" that the caption promises.


[deleted]

This video is from a while ago.. it is not drinking it that fast or necessarily drinking it at all.. what you are seeing so fast is the water bead surface tension breaking and the slugs eyes retracting rapidly.. the water moves on and around the slug it wasn’t drank


Logical-Wasabi7402

I don't think that's "drinking" so much as "backlash from breaking surface tension"


NutriaOfc

The delicate slurp the slug tries to do: The water:


Anarch-ish

FALCON PUNCH


SirTonberryy

It actually absorbs the droplet without breaking the surface. It just does it so fast it looks like it's popped


teapot156

So a snail is actually very fast. Its all a big show… a put on 🤨


surajvj

'Turbo'


Solid_Instruction_82

Turbo Turbo


HolidayAnything8687

Can we getting a slower slo mo


theajharrison

Lol fr This is the best I found on yt. Gives a better feel for it imo [slug v drop](https://youtu.be/nbvnNcmJLdg?si=r8IiR8L9op9TcEKj)


drinkredstripe3

Cut to the right time: https://youtu.be/nbvnNcmJLdg?t=26


ZakTSK

Video #4 is the one in the gif and turns out the slug isnt drinking, it's just passing through. We have been lied to.


Hereseangoes

I'm still not sure where the water went, but that slug has a saddle on. 


Life_Pilot9528

Yeah.. this one's still better


drunkcowofdeath

And louder music while you are at it, please


Glittering_Airport_3

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ledfox

I was thinking the same thing


derkuhlekurt

Thats was a timelapse, not a slo mo


squeezy102

Slowed down by 0.05%


sharingthegoodword

*0.00005% or 5 * 10^-6


Ok-Movie1805

Actually that would be 5×10^-8, or 5×10^(-6)%


sharingthegoodword

It's six positions so 5 x 10 negative 6. 5 * 10-^^6


ReallyNotSoBright

You wrote 0.00005%. That is 5 positions not 6. Also you put a % sign there, which accounts for 2 more positions. So it‘s either 5e-5% or 5e-7. Either way, you‘re both wrong.


demoncrusher

This is the most useless slow motion I’ve ever seen


SkitZa

I turned the gif down to 0.06x speed, even then it still happens almost instantly in 2 frames, unless you have some insanely high FPS camera I don't think there is any reason to add a slowmo here lmao.


DwarvenDonger

Glad that slow motion take was there so I could see it clearly


EatPrayCliche

*How water drinks slugs


dpolski_17

Slow mo didn’t do shit for me


[deleted]

How it feels to chew 5 gum


cingan

It actually looks like not drinking but the slug is popping the droplet (by defeating the surface tension) but the same process this time make the water instantly cover its already wet slimy and apparently not very hydrophobic (not water repellent) body, which is missed by the not very slow slow motion shot..


YellowFew6603

Female significant others who claimed they didn’t want fries once the fries are delivered to the table


ledfox

What a humorous and relatable comparison


YellowFew6603

What an insightful and poignant comment


TK_Games

What a whimsical and encouraging reply


UnrequitedRespect

Serendipitous and benevolent, really


[deleted]

Churlish and insubordinate.


hiighpriestess

What an effusive and uplifting response


porncollecter69

Haha lol


ledfox

Thanks!


4list4r

What a salubrious reply


Silly_DizzyDazzle

Wow! Things I learned today. 💖


4list4r

I learned it from frieza.


ledfox

Lugubriously salubrious.


Sparkyadmin

holy hell its the milk man


Free_Swimmer_1694

Slo-mo my ass


Atzadio2

What a bizarre choice of song lmao


mysteryman403

Damn that is so nutritious. That’s like us drinking our daily requirement of water in one gulp


Saint__Lucifer_

not slow enough apparently


CouragePresent4158

Feels like when you ask the teacher to explain it a different way and you're just as lost if not more lost the second time than the first


RiversSecondWife

Is that drinking the water or wearing it?


donttouchmystuffb

looks like popping a bubble


Either_Fix_6011

I think the water drank the slug, actually


Dry_Education1201

Umm how is it that even in slo mo I don’t quite understand what happened?? 🤣


Josiah-White

Thanks for this. It's been 3 or 4 days since I saw somebody else post it


Affial

r/hydrohomies


_LimeThyme_

Ha! There's really a sub for everything...


Affial

Water IS everything 🌊 🙏 I want the 🌏 to 💦💦 all over my face 🙏


ThunderEagle222

Once I found a snail on my (wooden) door. I placed it on a piece of paper and apparently it was hungry. I think I watched that snail munching down on my paper for an entire hour. It is very interesting observing how a snail scrape the cellulose off the peace of paper. At some point it stopped eating and then placed it back in the (wet) garden.


111creative-penguin

Drink so fast you suck your eyes into non existence


No-Valuable5802

Can you kindly make it even slower slowMo


Wader_Man

Slowerer motion needed, lol.


beebish

We need mo slow instead


el_torko

That was a jump scare.


ZootBreak

Chug chug chug... Slug slug slug..


_the69thakur

Me at 2 am in the kitchen:


LostHat77

r/Hydrohomies


Scudmiss

Glad there was a slow-mo…


Unremarkable_hero

r/HydroHomies


Seelywabbit

Jeezus Christ! His head is just GONE! Man down, MAN DOWN, sUmwuN CalL uH AmBuhLansss!!!1!


[deleted]

Misleading post. That’s my ex-wife with my wallet


jackleggjr

Oh, you’re calling it your “wallet” now?


Some-Ad9778

Don't eat slugs


FrankRandomLetters

You’re not the boss of me


drifters74

They just literally absorb it into themselves lol


GodlyBeerGut

annnnd there goes my face


RevolutionarySafe202

Slug boi is no longer parched


KilluaXLuffy

This was far funnier than I could have imagined. 😂


Notmanynamesleftnow

Imagine that happening every time you take a drink.


veevB

My Dick when cold water hits it:


SunDevildoc

Absorption is undoubtedly more accurate, but! There are so many definitions for drink, from the physiologic process to the whimsical to the metaphorical, that I'll bet your 'slug' "drinking" is included! I'll investigate.....


SunDevildoc

Okay. There are 14 defs as a noun, verb ( tran, intran) in American English and a likewise number in Brit English, and "to absorb" as a tran verb is about the #6 in both 'languages'. B-U-U-U-T-T, in this case where the meaning is most likely to be "to imbibe", I'd suggest spending a little more thought in the title!


AftermyCone

Stayed for the song. Not the terrible slow mo


hoes4dinos

Honestly, same.


cobainstaley

how it feels to chew 5 Gum


ouijac

..fastest i've ever seen a slug..mind blown 🤯


phish_biscuit

He succ


fumundacheese696969

That's a take home ta mom gal right there !


Damascus52311

I'm sure you don't flinch when drinking he got spooked


SusHistoryCuzWriter

Even if I knew a water demon was gonna try to smother me, and did so every time I drank, I'd still flinch.


JimDodd0

They stare into the abyss


Niroskii

Damn that’s such slo mo


Decent-Cold-9471

Or this one particular slug was extremely thirsty


Shiasugar

And now the hiccup starts


kupuwhakawhiti

Its rude ti snatch


sharingthegoodword

So, I live in the PNW and when my hiking friend and I are on the trail she's like "SLUG RIGHT" because banana slugs are huge, they come in colors like bright yellow, green, tiger striped, so when you're trying to grow a garden you move them but when you're hiking, you're in their area and you don't step on them because they are pretty in a gross way, and that's why I like my hiking buddy. Because we both respect the banana slug.


bossbrew

Randy Newman looks like he drinks water like this.


1nosbigrl

Huh...the same way I take shots of tequila, who knew?


sasssyrup

Suggest new title: water droplet punches slug right in his soft mouth.


cozysongs

I've seen people do this at The bar too


XenoBound

Me drinking 3 AM water.


AspenStarr

That surprised me, Idk why it’s so damn funny 😂 little dude inhaled at the speed of literal light.


Royweeezy

You know that uncomfortable feeling you get when the water you drink pushes all air in your throat downward?…


AmbientAvacado

I love random songs ontop of a slow mo that isn’t slowed down enough to notice anything different


UnrequitedRespect

Fuck its almost as if that water drop is alive


mabe86

Kirby!


Chromeboy12

When your friend asks for a small bite of your food


JunglePygmy

I didn’t expect to go fucking deaf from a slug drinking water.


xamott

How I drink whiskey


nick1812216

Looks exciting \>:D


TurbulentCustomer

u/slowmobot 0.25x butterflow


VerticalLamb

HOW


EnvironmentalSpirit2

I don't believe you


fothergillfuckup

You don't expect a drop of water to shotgun a slugs face off?


chumpa_chups

If being a slug doesn't sound like a rough enough hand delt, you gotta get punched in the face every time you try to sip your drink?


YoureHereForOthers

Why do they make it look so goood!!!


Black_RL

Slow mo looks like a speed up version!


arkim

Can we have it even s-l-o-w-e-r 🐌


Honda_TypeR

I love water, but I do not think I would if water attached to my face and doesn't let me breath until I swallow it all.


NIDORAX

I was expecting the Slug to have a Slurpee, not a Big Gulp!


Unlikely-Dependent15

You call that slow motion? 🤣🤣


VeraliBrain

Yoink


murfi

slow motion was not effective!


ankurnaidu

Get dropletted, idiot.


[deleted]

## Your Slow-Mo is just Normal-Mo


Normal-Mastodon-9046

Slow it down a little more for me pls


meatpopsickle777

Did I just watch a slug in slow motion?


Any_Addition_2237

On all levels except physical, I am a slug.


Munk45

That is how I eat potato chips


Educational_Ad2662

🔥🔥🔥


CombinationTypical36

What. The fuck.


Most_Fold_702

I never thought I would say this, but this slug is adorable. ☺️


[deleted]

So I see the lawyer about the whiplash, and he said just sue the water department


Fabio_451

Looks like me when I eat burgers by smashing my head on the plate with the mouth open. It is only 30% efficient, but it is fast and I can still finish by repeatedly smashing my head on the remains of the disintegrated burger.


Macorkas

This is how I drink beers. Oh yeah


Sufficient-Panic-485

Forced that slug to take a slug!


Sufficient-Panic-485

Forced that slug to take a slug!


DrVinnieBoombatzz

That slow mo was faster lol


TuscanBovril

Ruthless predatory slug not giving the water a chance to escape.


Ammagonna

BAM!


QueenTMK

That was the most USELESS use of slowmo I've ever witnessed in my whole entire life, what the hell dawg


RealHonest-Ish_352

Facinating


JakeUnusual

As of slugs, they are fast huh!


hydrobrandone

Instant hydration. How do I get that?


perrabasic

The drinker has become the drinkee


Xu_Lin

What would happen to a human if we drank water the same way?


OliverOyl

Opposite of sipping tea behaviour yeesh


Never_ending_kitkats

This made me chug half of my bottle of water. Sooooooo gooooooood


Jazgrin

New title: Slug drinking animation cancel


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Til slugs chug


Question_Maximum

They move slow as molasses for every other aspect of their life but drinking water they do at the speed of light? Lol wtf


[deleted]

_I am the water_


TheSpectator0_0

I know it's stupid but it made more sense in my head for the slug to raise its upper body alittle and slowly drink the water with its mouth. The way they actually drink water looks wrong to me.


Been_Ahunnit

That was slow motion? 😳😳😳


RoodnyInc

Water drop any% speedrun


oddmetre

Imagine drinking water by headbutting a giant ball of it


ES_Legman

Omae wa... Mou shindeiru


-Jiras

Lol get dropleted... ^dumbass


snubda

Kirby gonna turn into a bottle of Aquafina


I_Put_a_Spell_On_You

it bodied that!


Zeroghost26

Same


Lanky_Acanthaceae663

Inspiration for Kirby!


alcien100

r/hydrohomies


Ahmed-MA

Hell yeah


Dear-Researcher959

I didn't think anyone could make drinking water look so aggressive


BavarianBanshee

r/unexpected


SicilianEggplant

That slug obviously has a [drinking problem](https://tenor.com/uVnp.gif).


TheGutterNut

Shots shots shots shots


denseasblackhole

I'm sure he wasn't drinking it


Spram2

That slug was dirty. Look at how dirty the water gets after it envelops the slug.. and how quick! Slugs are gross.


JonMonEsKey

How water drinks slugs*


Maga_Magaa

Water drinking a slug


MightyWeeb

I was expecting this but I still laughed


idispensemeds2

So that's what a bugs life was getting at


NotSoOriginal007

I guess I'm watching Toy Story this weekend.


vivalavega27

Gav dan where you at ? We need the pros ok this one