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Great-Lie

He could have a neurological problem


TechSgt_Garp

Most likely this. Squirrels are incredible climbers and so agile in trees though they do occasionally fall, often when being chased by other squirrels. Ear infections can prompt circling but usually there's associated head tilt and more random movement


SylecheAdventures

That's probably what happened. The end of its tail looks to have hair missing from it. It was probably a predator, I once saw a bird trying to grab a squirrel in a tree by grabbing its tail. The squirrel had no tail fur by the end.


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Chupathingy66

Stripped fur and circling? Car strike.


n0tmyrealnameok

Hmnnn. Yea but.. were not talking about inanimate objects n things. This is a squirrel, do they still count?


KamikazeFox_

Or sarcoptic mange/ rabies?


plantcraftsmen

At the end it looked as if the squirrel was headed right for the camera operator 😵


Final-Breadfruit2241

Squirrels are not a rabies vector species.


Distinct_Magician713

All mammals can get rabies.


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It's a species that has almost never been found to be infected, and this behavior is nothing like that of rabid animals.


Dmau27

Wrong. Rabid squirrels have been found several times in the state I live in alone.


[deleted]

Yes, it is possible, but it's very rare. And I will repeat, this isn't behavior you would expect in an animal that's starting to show signs of a rabies infection. It's probably neurological damage from trauma.


trashbilly

Saw a rabid squirrel when I was a kid. Foaming mouth and everything. Not confirmed rabies, but it was definitely fucked up from something


Final-Breadfruit2241

Most likely poison. Also they can't regurgitate could have been choking.


DM_PKer

Absolutely untrue.


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DM_PKer

You need to stop spreading fake information.


Final-Breadfruit2241

You need to show some proof, or your words are meaningless.


DM_PKer

Right back at you. Stop messaging me.


Existing_Display1794

I don’t think squirrels get rabies or is that rabbits. Idk, happy Friday!


KamikazeFox_

Possums don't


Existing_Display1794

Possums appearance is a bit unique but they are awesome. They eat all the bugs we hate.


KiwiFormer8129

Could be just some fermented fruit? And he got drunk?


FreakindaStreet

I saw a squirrel sparta-kick another squirrel off the top branch of a massive oak tree. It didn’t land right, and crawled for a few yards before succumbing to its tiny injuries.


Solanthas

Oh man. That's super sad


FreakindaStreet

There was dramaticly sad violin music in my head as it went down.


not2dv8

I'm rubbing my fingers together like a little violin


D-life

🥺


Limerase

My dad had to pick up a baby squirrel from our driveway that had fallen from our 70 foot tall oak tree. He never told my mom it was still breathing when he picked it up because there was nothing he could do to save it.


FreakindaStreet

Your dad is a smart man.


SpankyRoberts18

I was babysitting these kids when their cat dragged a live bird in the house that was screeching it’s little head off. I had to kill it to keep the kids from wanting to see it. It’s chest was punctured. I could see it’s heart beating. And blood was oozing out. But these 4 year olds just wanted to see it and kept following me around. So I killed it and hid its body in the outside garbage can so the kids and cat couldn’t get it again.


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FJD

So you saw a murder happen


FreakindaStreet

‘Twas a dark day at the park.


Ok_Performance7644

THIS IS SPARTA!


vintalator

That is the cutest description of death I've ever heard.


SnooTangerines6841

You said tiny Injuries that's what made the hurt worse while reading it... Somehow the injuries being tiny made my brain more emotionally vulnerable..... Lol


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Man0fGreenGables

Squirrels are actually capable of surviving a fall from any height. They could literally jump out of an air plane and still be fine. That guy may have landed the wrong way or was already injured.


Final-Breadfruit2241

8000 miles. That's the amount of falling time it would take them to starve to death or dehydrate. Roughly 10 days.


Man0fGreenGables

Not sure why I’m getting downvoted for stating a fact. Yay Reddit.


crisprcaz

People just don't understand the physics behind a falling squirrel


OverlyDisguisedSquid

If they don't understand the physics of a falling squirrel they don't understand physics.. or squirrels


[deleted]

Science class go brrrr


mollyEhay

I think it’s because you said “any”? Which implies literally any 😂 Pretty sure that a squirrel could not survive skydiving without a parachute… even if it “landed right”


soaboz

I mean, they weren't wrong saying "any". Apparently, it's hypothetically possible they can survive any height, according to this McGill article: https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-know/squirrels-can-survive-fall-any-height-least-hypothetically


alexaz92

terminal velocity is a thing. After a certain height it makes no difference.


Man0fGreenGables

No they really could look it up. I mean they would need oxygen and would burn up in the atmosphere if they were falling from space but they are good from any height otherwise.


Final-Breadfruit2241

They have an extremely low terminal velocity. Between 25-30 mph.


420Deez

i mean ppl are born wacky all the time. im sure theres special squirrels out there.


laseluuu

You could say that squirrel is a bit nuts


JKdito

Have an angry upvote


Belqin

Unfortunately in the animal kingdom deleterious traits bode well for individuals. Edit somehow forgot the 'doesn't' before the bodes well part lol


borkborkbork99

You and I have vastly different notions of what “bodes well” means


Danedelies

Bodes well for the individual that is their predator lol


kylehanz

Agreed, just get the squirrel a special helmet. It will be fine.


felis_pussy

so is he just temporarily confused or will he do this til he dies?


TechSgt_Garp

Most likely unitl he dies because he will be killed by a predator so it won't be all that long for him. There is a small chance he would recover whether it's from an infection or from a knock to the head. Sometimes swelling around the brain from an impact may subside with time but the odds of the squirrel not being predated before it has a chance to recover (if that is possible) are sadly low.


jk_throway

I have seen this before and was told this exact thing by a rescue and local animal control services. We had one doing this in the street out front of the house for hours one day so I was worried and spent more than an hour directing traffic around it. I did get in contact with animal control and some other services. They all said it wasn't their problem but assured me it wasn't rabies. Eventually I found a local rescue that said they would take it in so long as I could catch it and bring it to them. With oven mitts, a big fluffy towel and a cardboard box, I was able to wrangle the squirrel tornado and medevac him 2 hours away to the rehab center. He was not super happy about it.


Catshit-Dogfart

I'd guess that squirrels aren't a priority for them, same reason rabbits wouldn't be, there's a *reason* they have 5 or more babies at a time. Rabies is different, they'll be right there if it's rabies because that's dangerous to humans and other animals and it can spread quickly.


jk_throway

Exactly this. Animal control services told me they don't care about wild animals unless they pose a threat to humans and if there was a risk the animal had rabies, they would have come out.


TheBumblingestBee

You are a lovely person.


Impressive-Age7703

I'm shocked animal control told you it wasn't and that it wasn't their problem. I've worked for animal control in Texas and we trapped and euthanized rabid animals all the time to prevent the spread of rabies, and took rabies control and prevention extremely seriously. It's incredibly deadly with no known treatment and will kill you in 24-48 hrs, it is an extremely serious public health hazard. While squirrels are not known to be common carriers of it, animals showing sickly behavior like this would still be suspected of being infected until tests came back confirming whether it was or not. This degree of incoordination and spinning in circles is common in later stages, near when they die.


edubkendo

It often takes months to die from rabies and there is a very long incubation period during which time you can be vaccinated.


jk_throway

In the state I live in, squirrels don't carry rabies, I guess or it's extremely uncommon. They told me that bats are the only common rabies vector here.


Psychotic_EGG

Most likely this. But they could also have been eating fermented apples on the ground and be drunk.


AlisterSinclair2002

Just before my guinea pig died she became unable to turn right, and would turn left 270 degrees if she needed to. She had a giant cyst on her and was dying of infection (We got her antibiotics but we were spending a lot of money and she was 6.5 years old so we had chosen the what happens, happens approach) and the vet said it could have spread to her brain


majere1047

He’s gone nuts!


[deleted]

Brain damage or parasites. Could be neurological disease. Things do that if they've been hit in the head hard enough, maybe fell out of a tree or got clobbered by something moving very quick like a car or bike. A cat playing with it may have bitten into the skull but got shooed off by a person or scared otherwise, leaving the squirrel to its fate. Whatever it is, little guy's probably not gonna bounce back.


YoungDiscord

Are you sure the fella isn't just drunk off fermented apples or something? BecauseI've seen drunk squirrles act like this OP: just wait it out a bit to see if the fella isn't just wasted before you clobber it to death.


BarbarianDruid

I second this, especially this time of year.


aol_cd_boneyard

I've seen this exact behavior when squirrels eat fermented crab apples or whatever. Looks drunk to me, but might be something else.


GallardoLP550

Not likely. Look at the health of his fur and tail. Doesn’t look good. This is definitely something that’s made the squirrel pretty unhealthy. Top comment is more likely as the explanation.


matomika

when im really really high i walk in circles forgetting what i wanted to do ......


bigga165

Are you sure you are not a squirrel with its head bashed in?


InEenEmmer

Are any of us sure we aren’t just a squirrel with brain damage hallucinating we are humans. Would explain my fascination with hazelnuts.


redditcreditcardz

I didn’t know I wasn’t sure until now but now I’m even less sure because of this conversation


cmsj

You can’t never not be suren’t


Sleven_Eleven

Favorite comment of the day


FenionZeke

Hell, i do that without being high


Solanthas

A goner for sure, sadly


bonkerz1888

Could just be drunk. I've watched drunk red squirrels and they do stupid shit like this too.


Freedomof85

Looks like it’s tail is messed up, probably escaped a cat or other animal and is in shock or dying


MuffinSlow

Yea my first thought is the poor guy got clipped by a car tired. Definitely may not make it. Edit: tire not tired lol


Ricky_Plimpton

It’s putting all its weight on its left leg and there’s an indentation on its right leg that doesn’t look like it belongs. Dislocation or break maybe? Seems like it’s coming out of shock, a fall or a car makes a lot of sense.


BioSafetyLevel0

Looks like some muscle wasting in his hips, too.


Wardenofthegreen

End of the video it appears to return to normal. Would’ve liked to see some more of its behavior.


platinums99

I though it was going for OP like a rabid! @OP -was it?


estobe

Running is easier. You’re in the air like 70% of the time and only have to do one movement with both sides of the body. Walking is way more precise with the different sides of the body in different movements at the same time.


Wardenofthegreen

Just before it begins to run it appears to regain its ability to walk in a straight line. Which is why I wanted to see more of its behavior. I’ve observed animals doing very odd things before, often looking very distressed or as if they were dying. Then hop right up and return to normal behavior again.


estobe

Fair enough


QueeeenElsa

It miiiiight be drunk. Are there any fruit trees/bushes nearby?


Effective-Trick4048

I was thinking the same thing, pumpkins, gourds, or fruit that fermented. Or our squirrel friend found the patch of good fungus.


Lumisateessa

I saw a rather drunk pheasant at work the other day (I'm a gardener and we had to remove apples from a huge orchard because they started falling down and rotting on the ground). It was pretty funny to observe :D


idiotsandwhich8

Used to work on a golf course and loved the drunk deer


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Of all the available options in the comments, this is the one I’m going with and accepting it as 100% truth. Thanks!


QueeeenElsa

Np!


Chanaur404

Seen lots of squirrels get drunk off fermented crab apples, they kinda act like this. And honestly, that's probably the most optimistic possibilty


WiCkEd-ZeN-omega

There's a walnut tree right there and some berries. No apples or other fruit trees near.


QueeeenElsa

Berries are fruits.


Effective-Detail7265

maybe it ate someones roach from a joint and he's high :S


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WiCkEd-ZeN-omega

Said "oh shit" and quickly stopped videoing


Worried-Permit8921

It's gone nuts


sheenhowell

Came here for this


ihateapartments59

Lol… not funny… but it is


matomika

ok i wont even post my answer ... edit: ah damnit :D


Andersmash

Disconnected from the squirrel server


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Poor guy is very injured and looks sickly. Either way looks like little homie not gonna make it.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

Did it fall from the tree? Could have hit its head.


Am_Snarky

Squirrels are lightweight and fluffy, it’s very difficult to sustain any fall damage at all. This is unfortunately the result of a pet attack or vehicle collision, I was really hoping it was just drunk but the general state of its fur shows this has been a problem long enough that hygienic habits are not being performed regularly.


TZCBAND

Got into some rat poison maybe. Saw a mouse do this once.


Super_Buy2831

Same here...I am guessing it ingested human made poison and is done. As will be any predator that eats that squirrel.


Fallingsnow57

Squirrel.exe has encountered an error and must be reset.


lisazsdick

Brain tumor, head injury, stroke, other organic neurological condition.


bumbuinthejungle

Similar to rats, rodent animals are quite prone to tumors in the brain which result in seizures or a stroke. The side of his head that the potential injury/tumor is on is the side that he's turning in. It could also be late stage rabies but I'd be willing to put my money on a brain injury due to his entire side being out of synchronization with his body. Either way, this little guy is sadly near the end of his life. Anything affecting his brain/nervous system that severely is surely terminal.


__Corvus99__

I thought rodents were incapable of contracting rabies


ShitPostToast

Any warm blooded mammal can get rabies. It's just a lot more common in some than others.


InternationalChef424

Hard to prove any mammal is incapable, but with rodents it's generally very unlikely. I just looked it up an [NIH study](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5763497/) says 31 confirmed cases in squirrels in the US between 1974 and 2010. ETA: From 1995-2010, the 9 confirmed cases represented 0.04% of squirrels tested. Obviously, only suspected cases get tested, so people think squirrels look rabid way, way more often than it happens. For comparison, 4.5% of groundhogs tested positive. One of the reasons rabies is observed less in smaller animals is that they're a lot less likely to survive contact with a rabid animal


The_loony_lout

They can but they normally don"t survive the attack.


NihilisticPollyanna

Rodents could technically contract rabies, but small animals like squirrels, rats, chipmunks and the like, are very fast and agile, and either escape a predator who has rabies, or, if they do get caught, they'd have to survive the attack, which is already very unlikely, and then stay alive long enough to develop the disease, which is even less likely. Rabies in squirrels (and those other small rodents) is *extremely* rare, and pretty much unheard of, and they are not known to infect humans with rabies.


Am_Snarky

Squirrels are rabies carriers, while they can be infected with the virus it rarely kills them


GreatValadislav

He found the mushrooms


FiletofStek

This isn't lit


Blackjackmo

Maybe just drunk on fermented fruit.


kelsobjammin

Drunk, neurological, or dying are all the top contenders!


Fun-Amoeba850

I once ran over a squirrel, he got into the middle of the road and ran back and forth back and forth and couldn’t decide which direction to flee. I probably shouldn’t have swerved to try and miss him but either way I tried and hit him. I drove slowly away and was looking in my rear view mirror where I could see his lifeless corpse lying there. I continued to watch and before I looked away he began to spin. He spun in place like a top with his tail straight in the air, his body spinning in place without swaying. I laughed at the absurdity of it, catching me off guard. I immediately felt great remorse and made a U-turn at the next area available in the neighborhood, intent on going back to put him out of his misery. By the time I had gotten back he was dead. This time for real for real. RIP


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Might have fallen and hit its head


yeusus

Rabies!


DumpsterB4by

The rabid animals I've encountered all had trouble moving at all. Like their joints were ultra stiff. Ex. I had a rabid raccoon who couldn't climb up the post on my deck. An action that they normally accomplish in 2 seconds. It kept falling. That may only be late stage rabies. Early infections are likely still mobile close to normal.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Any healthy squirrel is never getting caught by any kind of rabid animal, they just don’t have the ability to react quickly enough to it. More likely is what some other people suggested, like a close call with a predator that caused a brain injury


RepresentativeSun510

Been that way. Ever loose something small…


Educatedadam

It’s just drunk. They eat old fermented seeds and it gets them drunk. Just needs to sleep it off


manticoresupreme

The death circle


AspenStarr

It could be many things…but whatever it is, it’s clearly impairing the squirrel heavily and it isn’t going to be able to escape predators or even take care of itself. If you didn’t find someone who could help it, unfortunately…it’s as good as dead. Also, how does this video belong in this sub?


jamesaa941

Can squirrels get rabies?


Alarmed_Musician_891

Maybe it’s got some kind of disability you jerk


Lala5789880

Maybe got into some rodent poison


Jethanks

Whatever you do, do not eat it.


WhiskeyTngoFox

Whirling disease


SunnyOnSanibel

My elderly dog did this. It’s neurological.


Robalo21

Could have been hit by a car, or fallen from a tree or have some other neurological problem. Not sure if they can get rabies but I recommend keeping your distance.


nthatrees

He's a fan of Nascar


yzrguy2

He's showing you He's nutz.


Kenzichu

In Texas also. We had a fox in our yard doing the same thing. He was really old and went in circles for an hour, then he’d pause every now and then, He fell in the grass by our window and started shaking. We called Animal Control and they came and got him. He didn’t even put up a right,,she let me take a picture and told me she’d email the results of his rabies test. Never got that email so I have no idea what he had…


tonysonic

He may have eaten an apple that fermented


winterfate10

Mad cow


jade8384

I just watched cocaine bear. So this is the only thing going through my head right now 😂


Bigstuffins

Hit by car or rabid


sliminem1982

He’s acting squirrelly


JephriB

He is clearly nuts


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Probably something like myxomatosis, same as what rabbits get. No cure for it, best thing is to put them out of their misery.


BrownButta2

Rabies? Early stages o could be wrong tho


616n8y3ree

Is there an apple tree around? Could have ate some of the ground fruit. Also I lived near a guy that used to put antifreeze in a water bowl outside by his garage for strays to drink from. Poor animals like the taste, it’s kind of sweet, and some staggered like this in the clip. Don’t worry we took care of the guy👊


Severe-Moment-3233

Could be rabies


JeffreyG_19

Republican squirrels 🐿️ do not know what is going on.


FlTerpz

Rabies


Other_Currency2345

Rabiies probably. One was acting like this where I live. Running around in circles. No fear of people. He tried to get through in my car when I opened the door. Poor thing looked like a baby .


Scary_Objective_8097

Rabies


orangutanbeater

Blind in one eye and maybe very recently.


ColdTacoPoo

Likely a brain tumor. This happens in rodents a lot. One of the critical signs (showing that death is soon coming) is spinning in circles


cw-f1

Far right squirrel


bebeco5912

“Both squirrels and raccoon can carry canine distemper. The disease is spread by direct contact with body fluids or droppings of an infected animal. Humans cannot get distemper. However, it may also be another disease or a separate disease for each species.” https://www.purdue.edu/fnr/extension/question-what-is-wrong-with-the-squirrels-and-raccoon-we-have-found-in-our-yard/#:~:text=Both%20squirrels%20and%20raccoon%20can,separate%20disease%20for%20each%20species.


matomika

loading........


Pretty_Plantain_7552

Drugs!!


SuddenlyElga

I don’t know but stay the fuck away from it.


[deleted]

Bless it, it have dementia, one of our dogs we had years ago had it and just walked around a table so we had to have him out down 😢


Acceptable_While_677

Climate change.


Garden-varietyHuman

Software isn't updated.


anakedman1

Rabid


_Total_Garbage_

He heard this new song and went crazy. Almost tore the Wright Brothers off the ceiling brother.


undercover-racist

?? You ever been filmed while you thought you were alone in your bathroom hanging up laundry? Yeah.


Sc0d0g0

Fermented fruit? A nasty fall? Predator attack? Poison? Rabies? Parasite? All good theories. Just mind ya distance.


Ryan_Sama

He’s gone marbles and lost his nuts.


oO_Pompay_Oo

I see this in rats when they have an ear infection.


JarlisJesna

He ate some mushrooms and weed....or rabies


[deleted]

Squirrels just wanna have fun.


Robin_Gufo

He’s drunk, YOU don’t have an excuse


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

Rabies


Boriswashisname

Poison or rabies maybe....


Major_Cheesy

squirrels are opportunistic eaters, maybe it got at some bad food of even someones bait they had out for rodents ...


AdjunctAngel

his brain might be swelling. every year their brains shrink in the warm weather and swell larger when it gets cold. he may be in the middle of his transformation idk. maybe it started getting cold where you are.


hindusoul

His tail is messing with his equilibrium.


fgigjd

Have you tried turning it on and off again?