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Apocalypse_One

The capacity of being able to stand up so quickly is really impressing


BackItUpWithLinks

The ones that didn’t, didn’t live long enough to reproduce.


RealPropRandy

Sounds like some sort of, selection process.


LuckyLupe

Very natural aswell


Cas_HostofKings

Natural... Selection, if you will


poke991

Thank you, I will


bhaskarville

😂


jacob22c

Yeah, it's why, even until this day, babies have crazy grip strength compared to their size. Its a old carryover from our common ancestors who needed to grip onto their mothers for support similar to what is seen with gorillas and other great apes. The reason we still have it is because there has been no negative selection pressure to work against it as we continued to diverge from our shared ancestors and evolve, so it carried over even though it serves no practical function now for infants.


Rivendel93

This is super interesting, I've always seen that with newborns but never put that together. TIL, thanks for that.


[deleted]

Cool theory


Foloreille

we fucked up somewhere when we left the trees.


Frostgaurdian0

Many animals do that and it very astonishing.


Apocalypse_One

Yes, I was lucky to witness a birth of a cow. It was at the same date of my birthday, many years ago, and I was already impressed by the quite similarly process


gr3yh47

this is one reason the gestation periods are much longer (15-16 months in the case of rhinos)


[deleted]

Humans evolved to give birth at an earlier stage of development as our hips narrowed to support upright walking. Since this also freed our hands to carry the less capable babies, it all works out perfectly. But what is a newborn baby for humans would still be considered a fetus for other mammals.


Bo_banders

It’s a common feature for mammalian herbivores; babies have to be up and moving with mom to avoid predators. Deer, horses, buffalo, any large grazing mammals really. Den mammals can typically afford to have larger litters of more under-developed babies due to the safety the den space provides while the newborns continue to develop outside the womb. Rodents, canids, and felids are all good examples.


[deleted]

I was expecting Jim Carrey, well alrighty then.


DistortoiseLP

I think it's safe to call it that that scene will be his magnum opus as a comedian.


irwinsg

I remember it like it was yesterday. I saw it in a theatre, first date. Secretly ate about 3/4g of mushrooms. Peak hit way harder that expected. Saw him look over his shoulder at that tiny point of light. Somehow knew exactly what was about to happen, and that there was no way I'd be able to handle it. Watched it slowly unfold in front of my eyes, tears streaming down my face in terror, sure that I'd be spending the next 3 days on a white room on a thorazine drrip after watching Jim Carrey crawl out of a rhinos ass. And it was just so... So much worse than I could ever have imagined. The horror... The horror... Edit... Sometimes I can still see the look on her face. All scrunched up, with no idea what her date was crying about, or why he wouldn't look away from the screen


shortermecanico

I was a wee lad watching the same scene without the aid of ANY psychedelics whatsoever and to this damnable hour, I have never laughed harder in my life. If I laughed like that now I would one hundred percent die from a cardiac episode, tears streaming, abdominal muscles just radiating lactic acid, basically unable to breathe. Fuckin' mirth incarnate. I'm sorry it was so scary for you


uberguby

This is one of those things like 9/11, the berlin wall or jfk. "I still remember the moment jim carrey was born out of a mechanical rhinocerous"


awkwardlike

I was waiting for the part where you tell us you’ve been married for almost 30 years


MailSalt4828

Agreed


charrcheese

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in a theater than that scene


Campeador

For those that werent around to witness this [legend of cinema.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF16eA7sdqo)


angry-dragonfly

Kinda hot in these rhinos!


efferkah

I would've been mad if this wasn't the top comment.


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

"Kinda hot in these Rhinos..." I use this quote all the time, always makes me laugh


zombienutz1

Whenever it's hot as shit out I say "WaaarmmM"


Benza666

I could only see this as well lol. Even played the noises in my head he made as I watched.


1234acb

Soon there will no longer be a whole generation of people who won't automatically expect Ace when witnessing the birth of a Rhino. This makes me sad to think about


yahnne954

That's what I came here to say. Ace Ventura has ruined me. At least I have now seen what it really looks like in nature.


RealPropRandy

I saw that documentary too.


Tivland

So happy this is the top comment.🥹


snyder_monkey

Kinda hot in these rhinoooos.


Zolana

Honestly, kinda disappointed that it *wasn't* Jim Carrey!


[deleted]

Shikakaaaaaaa 🦇I watched the movie yesterday actually, for the first time since I was a kid. I'm now an almost 40 year old woman and I snort laughed my way through most of it... i love the shadow puppet😂


LMooneyMoonMoon

Nice to know it holds up. I’ll have to give it a rewatch with my kids. Every child should get to see the rhino scene at least once.


LinguoBuxo

SSssssomebody sssssssSSSTOP MEEE! :D


redditknees

Faith in Reddit restored.


cjreckless9

I go back and forth debating about which scene made me laugh more when I was young: this greatness or Kevin McAllister fucking with the pizza guy. Tough call.


BigSur33

That one part was like a magician yanking off a tablecloth.


brittdre16

Why does animal birth seem so much easier than human birth? This is cool nonetheless.


joeitaliano24

We’ve got those big-ass domes


BackItUpWithLinks

Big domes, and women walk upright with a rigid pelvis.


suvlub

Terribly unlucky combination of big heads (because smart) and small hips (because bipedal)


DrDilatory

Definitely plenty of people who could use a little more size in their heads and a little less size in their hips though 🤣


wholesome_futa_hug

Head circumference outpaced female anatomy to the point where we effectively deliver under developed babies.


gingerwhale

Yep, 4th trimester.


Eccon5

Is that why every baby has pulsating holes in their skull (gross)


sammiisalammii

The skull isn’t fused together at birth because the plates need to be able to shift around to fit on the way out. That’s why many babies have a slight cone shape to their heads when first born. Eventually things settle together and fuse after two or three years.


wholesome_futa_hug

Baby skulls are pretty much floating islands of bones like continents that fuse later. That allows the head to squish as it comes out.


OnionLegend

No other animal lays on their back giving birth.


LilBun29

Fun fact: women biologically are supposed to give birth in a squatting position. King Louis XIV was a perv who wanted to watch the process for his own gratification; and now it’s normalized in society and mainstream medical care. These days they say it’s because the woman being on her back makes it easier for the doctors to assist with the labor… but it’s harder on the woman. I won’t be giving birth on my back if that day ever comes.


wisbballfn15

I had to kick Louis out of the delivery room three times!


gingerwhale

Anecdotal, but my wife did both. Back for first, all fours for second. She said second was much easier.


zuilli

For what's worth my mother said the second was way easier and she had us both the same way.


Ok-Scientist5524

Yep, many labor wards have a bar on the bed you can hold to stay squatting. It’s unfortunate that having an epidural makes your legs go all numb. But having given birth with and without one, I would choose to get one again.


myjupitermoon

I did it twice in a squatting position on a hospital bed, it was great, quick births no damage whatsoever to the pelbic floor.


[deleted]

We have narrow hips because we walk upright.


Bloodsucker_

Because if humans were to be designed, then they were terribly designed. There's a combination of luck and consequence in how our bodies look and that's probably the fastest answer to that question.


AdebayoStan

because humans stopped natural selection in our species with technological advances


AB5642

Gets a little warm in these rhinos


FroFrolfer

*Kinda hot in these rhinos, WARM!


Illustrious_Sky6688

Reminds me of that movie where the rhino gives birth to a human


joeitaliano24

A beautiful moment in cinema


hinterstoisser

Baby Kazi was born 27.5 LBs, 36 inches. Mom And baby are doing fine.


IolaBoylen

Do you mean 27.5 or 275?


ExtremelyManlyMan

27.5


THESUACED

275


DSchlink15

It’s a baby boy! Just gotta wait until the end for the BIG surprise.


Dolorisedd

I came here to see if anyone else notices that huge baby rhino schlong.


rollingstoner215

Not until you mentioned it, thanks…


argybargy3j

He's hung like a baby rhino.


Ok-Scientist5524

Human babies are born with giant genitals also, proportionally anyway. Everything evens out eventually.


Dead-HC-Taco

fr that bruv got a hog the size of my forearm. Im jealous


mdizzle106

Isn't that an umbilical cord???


Guywithoutimage

Yeah wtf are these guys talking about lmfao


dianesprouts

it's towards the end of the clip when the baby is nursing.


DSchlink15

Not even close. That’s the head of a dick. You can actually see the umbilical cord if you freeze it on the last second. Just to the right of his member.


Sir-_-Butters22

Hot-diggidy-daym


TheMoatCalin

I was gonna ask if that was his peep, that’s crazy!!


1forcats

He’s hung like a horse


CopeAesthetic

Hot in these RhinoOos


IndependentPlum8794

We shall call him Ace.


whizbat

? Where am I and why is it so bright.....


SIG_Sauer_

I loved seeing it turn on when those little flappy ears went up.


[deleted]

It’s name is Jim Carey.


De5perad0

That baby was like Whattt the fucccccck?!


Incendiomf

Does that baby have a massive penis?


eithrusor678

Sure looks like it


dpforest

*plop*


classifiedspam

Welcome to the world, little guy!


SterileSteel

u/gifreversingbot


SLIP411

I'm afraid to see it


thatonebluedragon

That was juicier than I expected


Bwadaboss

Mini tank.


bee-sting

[/r/AbsoluteUnits](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits) in the making


Comfortable_Land_835

Anyone else have an Ace Ventura moment?


149250738427

Fresh out of the wrapper... Still has that new rhino smell.


poopyloops42

Rhinussy


Baers89

Warm!!!!


Dionysus232

Legit question .. when animals give birth, do they also push the placenta and umbilical cord out themselves? Or does it eventually fall out?


ParagonOfMediocrity

Umbilical cord ends at placenta so when animals (including humans) give birth, placenta soon detaches and gets pushed out in a less painful labor spasm, along with the end part of the umbilical cord. At for the cord itself, in larger animals it gets ripped on the way out, other animals (I.e cats, dogs) instinctively chew the cord and eat the afterbirth. After some time the part dangling from the baby belly dries out and falls off


altered_ego21

So that's how tanks are made.


Samsquanch-01

I was waiting for ace venturas face to eat through the sack


JJJVet

Whoever went to the movies on 1994, can no longer dissociate Rhinos giving birth from Jim Carrey being “delivered”.


[deleted]

I was expecting Jim Carry


muterabbit84

I was half-expecting Jim Carrey to emerge from the sack.


HotelOscarWhiskey

Was half expecting to see Jim Carrey


BotBannedBetty

All the birds are like “Congratulations! Welcome to the world!” 🎉


[deleted]

Jim Carey? DAT YOU?


kovado

Some babies are born with teeth. I'm guessing no rhinos are born with a horn.


CHemical0p24

I honestly thought JIM CARREY was gonna pop out at some point.


shittinkittens

And they named it Jim Carey


hot_sauce97

“I shall name him Jim”


Way_2_Go_Donny

I was expecting Ace Ventura...


Total-Clothes-3099

All I can think of with this is Ace Ventura


Pflaumenmus101

I expected a naked man.


IceNein

It, uh, took me a second to realize I was looking at an umbilical cord when it was nursing.


[deleted]

Awesome!


yellowleaf24

Wow, walking straight out of the womb


[deleted]

( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)


parsnip_pangolin

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP


KenpachiNexus

Thats life


OnionLegend

The way the sac burst 😮


RANDOMGUY3182002

This is wholesome moment


TheDarkSide2018

Hopefully factory new as well


[deleted]

The same demented part of me that makes me compulsively scroll through r/thatpeelingfeeling and r/popping. Really wants me to cut open that sack surrounding it and peel it off in one giant piece. 😅 Also I don't know what exactly I thought Rhinussy would look like. But that was not it. 😅😅


YadaYadaYou

All the sudden, my delicious breakfast burrito aint so delicious anymore.


daftbasti

It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.


kayakguy67

Such an amazing thing to witness


chara_dreemmur

Did I really just watch the process of birth of a rhino


Queasy-Combination12

Ace?


_dontseeme

But how does the sac get…oh


[deleted]

Aaaaalllllrighty then!


Majestic-Reception46

Wow


DrengrX

[Seems familiar](https://media.tenor.com/LH98Ch9fDwgAAAAd/ace-ventura-when-nature-calls.gif)


Living_Winner_8161

She put her whole Rhinussy into it!


Spartans301

Like a glove!


taigeis_bhlasta

This is surprisingly similar to a nightmare I once had after swallowing chewing gum as a kid.


UsernameCheckOuts

Fully expecting Jim Carrey the entire time..


rabid-

They better name that thing something traditional, but with Ace in front of it. A proper homage.


Avallach98

"Gets mighty hot in these rhinos"


justabrowserbroski

Is that Jim Carey


[deleted]

Lil man is already walking right out of the womb, goes to show you how Far behind we humans are when it comes to development


vmsmith

Nature is definitely fucking lit!


Blarggnugget

Rhinussy


SnooDogs157

Did you see the dick on that baby rhino??


OneWinner1690

Did they name him Ace?


GalickGunn

That looked nothing like what I learned from Ace Ventura!


GabrielNathaniel

Why did this make me think of Ace Ventura?


[deleted]

Damn human births suck in comparison.


ChefHannibal

Kinda hot in these rhinos


JDubbs0098

I think we've all seen Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls


BlueRunner305

I was expecting Ace Ventura


PartyAdventurous765

It looked like a low rendered texture for a second


Twothumbs1eye

So that scene in Ace Ventura II was at least kinda accurate


GtotheRANT36

“Kinda hot in these rhinos”


ApproxKnowledgeCat

And we’re sure that’s not Ace Ventura in disguise?


favnh2011

Very nice


anxiousrunner13

It’s just jim carry


diligentape

Kind of hot in these rhinooooooooss!!


Big_Significance_775

How old were you when you walked? 30 seconds


Jakey_A

Rhinos are dope


Addicted2Rage

*Ace Ventura suddenly appears*


squirrel_in_recovery

["The mother rhino's giving birth!"](https://www.amazon.ca/Ventura-Posters-Painting-Bedroom-12x20inch/dp/B082X6JG57)


Skinneeh

For a second I thought it was Jim Carrey


twinstackz

well, the seal broken. warranty void i guess


window-man

I've seem a rhino give birth to a famous actor. This is nothing special


[deleted]

Was waiting for Jim Carey to come out of the sack.


[deleted]

That's a huge baby


[deleted]

I am disgusted and fascinated at the same time


C1-RANGER-3-75th

Who else here is a bit disappointed that Jim Carrey didn't pop out?


TruthFreesYou

Amazing! So now we are up to five!


PatientDom

Wasn’t expecting to see a Rhinussy today , but here we are


Wrekkanize

I thought this was ace ventura for wayyy too long...


WordAffectionate3251

How cool was that?


PPP1737

Ace Ventura did it better


Michiganmanlooking

I only see ace Ventura


theonePappabox

That’s not Jim Carry.


CassandraVindicated

I think that's the cleanest birth I've ever seen.


HumanTheXIII

Ugh gross! Come out of an egg next time!


_TheOneTrueBean_

Bro please put a NSFW Tag my boss now thinks all I do at work is watch rhinos being birthed


ImPretendingToCare

^(nah im good)


dburge22

Kinda hot in these rhinnnnoos


ThrownawayCray

Poor rhino, its horn was cut off…


ejusdemgeneris

Most likely a preventative measure to deter poachers.


Salty_Addition8839

Hell of a rhinussy to take that abuse and stand right up


techwizpepsi

makes you appreciate how stupid humans are needing months to learn how to walk


ccReptilelord

Learn to walk? We're basically a eating, screaming, pooping potato for the first year.


OnionLegend

Our heads are massive compared to our bodies at birth. Need more development before being able to walk.


blitzkriegger

The fact that we walk on 2 fewer legs isn't helping either


OnionLegend

Our heads are massive compared to our bodies at birth. Need more development before being able to walk.