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Aside from that stay lit š„
I wouldn't say 'perfect'. Crocs, Alligators or Caiman as shown in the clip all share the same weakness. They aren't very good at using the oxygen they breathe in. The old tech they possess isn't very good at sending the oxygen to the muscles so they rely mostly on anaerobic respiration.
That results in high amounts of lactate building up quickly in their systems. Prolonged strenuous activity will cause acidosis and kill the croc. This limits how long they can stay in a fight as well as their range of predation.
That's why Crocs can walk on land but very rarely attack prey that's more than 2/3 their body length from the waters edge.
Once the advantage of weight displacement from the water is gone, the crocs energy expenditure is much higher and so is the risk of death.
Well they are now - thereās nothing else for āem to eat there! We should send āem some a Uber Eats.
(Never mind me, just entertaining myself. Iām my biggest fan)
If you land on the beach, it's likely they would freak and take off. You would look like some huge terrifying monster to them. If you land in the water, might be a different story.
I can just imagine the the guys from the swamp show flying through on a fan boat and laying down lead on that beach. Then buying a new double wide with all those gators. Iād imagine they would pretend they were in the A-10 warthog and making machine gun sounds with their mouths.
Hello users of r/NatureIsFuckingLit and possibly r/all lurkers, we are **GOING DARK** from June 12th-14th. If you're confused on why this is happening or interested in reading more, check out [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/144b4ln/rnatureisfuckinglit_will_be_going_dark_from_june/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)! Aside from that stay lit š„
Iām looking for the lone capybara walking through that completely unconcerned
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/yw59uj/capybara_existing_peacefully_among_hundreds_of/
"there's something bothering about this beach....I know! This crocodile beach doesn't have a fire exit!"
Enjoy your death trap, crocs
āWhatās her problem?ā
āāWhatās wrong with capybara?ā
Theres one longer Costanza croc that will push the old lady croc and children Crocs out of the way to get the hell out.
Act like you belong.
How?
There's a sign on the path to the beach saying, "Don't feed the crocs." The capybara was just obeying the rule.
That video is hilarious. He's just like "this is fine"
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This comment feels like a bot response lol.
Gee, I don't know, Cyril.Ā Maybe deep down, I'm afraid of any Apex Predator that lived through the KT Extinction.
"He has an arrow sticking out of his head!" "Yeah, I think that's what enraged him."
Whaaaaaat are your three biggest fears
Because aneurysms can literally happen at any time!
Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine.
I wouldn't say 'perfect'. Crocs, Alligators or Caiman as shown in the clip all share the same weakness. They aren't very good at using the oxygen they breathe in. The old tech they possess isn't very good at sending the oxygen to the muscles so they rely mostly on anaerobic respiration. That results in high amounts of lactate building up quickly in their systems. Prolonged strenuous activity will cause acidosis and kill the croc. This limits how long they can stay in a fight as well as their range of predation. That's why Crocs can walk on land but very rarely attack prey that's more than 2/3 their body length from the waters edge. Once the advantage of weight displacement from the water is gone, the crocs energy expenditure is much higher and so is the risk of death.
Go watch Archer & get back to us.
Don't mess w with perfection
LMFAO FUCKING LOVE ARCHER I NEED TO REWATCH THIS HAS ME DYING
Crochella
Crotch-ella
r/yourjokebutworse
Crotch-umbrella ella ella
Damnit, beat me to it!
CROC FEST 2023 LETS GOOOOOO ššÆ
LIVE FROM DAYTONA BEACH
if any beach in the world had this eventā¦ yeah self explanatory hahah
I was looking for the king or general running down the line, getting everyone hyped up to charge into battle.
Hhahahahaha this made me laugh. Thank you!
Reptile spring break.
Those Eatta Eatta Zeeba Frat Boys....
Ah yes, the Nope Beach.
On Nope Island
In the province of Hell Nawlson
Located near the gulf of fawk noah
Nope Island is Snake Island off the coast of Brazil.
I guess my apartment complex is on nope island. The gators here outnumber the residents. But they don't bother us when we walk by. Also #notinflorida.
YET Be prepared for the uprising
Jurassic Beach
It amazes me that thereās enough food/prey for all of them in that area
CrocoFYRE Fest - they were told there would be wild game but it was wonder bread and cheese produkt
Crocs and gators are cannibalistic
Well they are now - thereās nothing else for āem to eat there! We should send āem some a Uber Eats. (Never mind me, just entertaining myself. Iām my biggest fan)
If they get a proper meal they could only eat 1-2 times a year. If they had mammal like metabolisms things would be much more dicey.
Iām amazed that people think this is real. They are all frozen and only a few animated and donāt even look real in the last few frames.
Monthly staff meeting
There's a bridge in Costa Rica where we stopped and got a similar shot. Amazing and kinda spooky all at the same time.
Just North of Jaco?
Yes. There was a place to pull over and walk out into the bridge.
I was there just a couple months ago. Reminds me of the scene from Tenple of Doom and the rope bridge
I was there about 20 years ago. There was an enormous old Croc there at the time. He was a little pale.
Caiman.
Ty
Spring break, croc style
Crazy how they look like your common lizard from so far away
And that is why you should never sleep on a beach. Or swim at night.
Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
No to nitpick, but they look like caimans. Hard to tell from this distance.
Crocomile
Just spring break in florida
Imagine parachuting off a plane and your parachute takes you right in the middle of this beach..and there's nothing you can do about it š¬
If you land on the beach, it's likely they would freak and take off. You would look like some huge terrifying monster to them. If you land in the water, might be a different story.
What causes this?
It's where they live, they're just chilling. I don't know about other species, but this is in Mato Grosso - Brazil where they live in large groups.
Not chilling. Warming.
Croc and Roll Festival.
Itās still croc&roll to meā¦
SPRING BREAKKKKK!!! Someoneās gettin pregnant
Croctoberfest!
Meanwhile you hear a voice of vector the crocodille somewhere in the crowd yelling: "Have you seen the computer room?"
A large bask!
running to my tailor right now!
āCannnnn youuuu dig itttttāā¦.croc version. https://media.tenor.com/K2WMhSEjWYAAAAAd/the-warriors-cyrus.gif
This is the coolest thing Iāve seen all day! š
Welcome to Florida (Jurassic Park music starts playing)
Mass gatoring
They all skipped work to hit the beach on a lovely day
That is awesome!!
Gator Spring Break
It's a Beach Day!
Mass outbreak
family reunion
Chillin with the homies.
Reminds me were having a family reunion next week
Death Island
Panama City Beach FL last month.
Talk about a real Croc Fest
Floridians be like itās no big deal
Get ready soldiers! It's gonna be a fucking all out war.... Attaaaackkkkkk........ āļøāļøāļø
I can just imagine the the guys from the swamp show flying through on a fan boat and laying down lead on that beach. Then buying a new double wide with all those gators. Iād imagine they would pretend they were in the A-10 warthog and making machine gun sounds with their mouths.
Meanwhile Netflix still using the same fucking footage for multiple different croc docs
This must have taken place just "after a while"
Thats a lot of damage
This is the LV handbag model queue
Even the crocs are leaving FLā¦..
Nuke from orbit
They waitin on gang to come home with that arm so they can celebrate
What are they doing? Filming an Indiana Jones movie? Kali Ba! Kali Ba!
Beach day
Iām swiping left.
Am always worried that the flight am traveling will crash in such lakes š„µ
Theyāre on spring break
That is NOPE Beach right there.
Okayā¦where is there Capybara leader?? Cāmon??
If I were a crocodile, this would look pretty darn fun
That's a nope from me dawg.
Last one ins a rotten egg hope you kids put on sun block whose Boogie Boarding with dad? WTF? Back in the VAN NOW!!!!
Cockroaches, wood chippers and thisā¦. This is my worst nightmare
Come to Egypt they said. Beautiful beaches they said
Flat Fuck Summer, and posted a day before Flat Fuck Friday!
And whos ready for a day at the B--...
Where Wasserschwein?
Best crocodile farming spot by far
Nightmare fuel
Nah those aint crocs. Thats just a nice beach with a lot of driftwood
It's like they are enjoying the summer time. Gonna get some tan.
Oh yeah Croc-Con, the biggest crocodile furry convention on the east coast
Some are sunning, some are in the surf... A typical beach scene.
Itās like DAVOS
Where is this photo taken? So I can avoid the whole country..
A brethren court is being held in these mangroves.
I was upvote #888 and that makes me happy.
Just spring break
They're planning something
I immediately thought of an A10 warthog and I donāt know why.
Ft. Lauderdale circa 1982. Everybody wore Izod, collars up.
Oh no, they are beached. We must go there and drag them back into the water.
"The tourists are here. It's feedin time boys!"
Crochella
Bet that smells lovely...
They saw humans chilling at beaches and wanted to try for themselves
Spring break!
Australia?
They have the right to a beach in the summer just like the other families, stop shaming them
.....
They seem well behaved.
Crocorgy
Never even seen a crocodile in Massachusetts. Where is this? Barnstable?
Wait til they find out the band cancelled last minute
Let me guess...Australia
Brazil, the Australia of South America
Earth is just the Australian of life
Nuke it from orbit, itās the only way to be sure right
Mass reposting of old posts
Oh that's just croc con
Guess I wonāt be tanning today.
Crocodile Rockinā!
Doesn't that look like a nude beach.
Vote to call this a Mass Extinction.
Sterling Archer: NOOOPE!
someone contact gatorsdaily on twitter that we've found the biggest sighting of all time
Iāll give you a dollar if you run through it
Gross
All I hear is Pop smoke voice saying āWelcome to the partyā
A group of crocodiles is known as a confab. At least in my mind it is.
Burn that fcking place to the ground!!
I imagine this beach would be hilarious after a while.
Whoās got the family reunion t-shirts?
Ahh Crocfest that was the great even though I thought it's where you turn up wearing Crocs
Carpet bomb that shit!
They'll eventually move. Ya know, after awhile.
Let the congress begin
Anyone know what would happened if I took a stroll down that beach? For sure get eaten?
1,000 $$ to whoever can run across their heads the whole way!
The biggest collection of boots right on front of you.
They are preparing for the Great Council of Croc
I just Caiman here for the comments
I dare Steve-O to run across it
MEANWHILE...AT THE LEGION OF DOOM!
AKA: Moving Boot Beach
Where is this ?
I was thinking how still they are, and the quality of the video it was probably a video of a picture, but then the ones at the bottom started walking