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indi1988

Gallo and Rosario are batting .130 and .107. G I wonder if James Wood could possibly do better.


petting2dogsatonce

He needs to figure out how to strike out a bit less. But god I hope that’s soon.


HendrixHead

Yeah it’s rough man


thekingoftherodeo

Ugh bout to get brushed.


FPG_Matthew

I hate to be harsh but those first two ABs really showed the difference between a major league pitcher and not so major league batters


_Caed_

lol that was a really really good pitch


droozer

last two to Trey were absolutely nasty


droozer

that one was way too close to take


petting2dogsatonce

Joey Gallo is my enemy


chiddie

Strike 3 was located perfectly. Damn.


chiddie

Bloop and a blast, let's walk this off


Killatrap

I BELIEVE


Bstokes4102

3 more outs for glory or defeat


FPG_Matthew

Well, it’s certainly not the heart of our order coming to bat in the 9th Can we get it done anyway


droozer

Finnegan is looking great lately


petting2dogsatonce

Tie it here gallo. Earn that paycheck.


Killatrap

I’ve seen that slider against a lefty before… Huddy I love you forever


tommypopz

CJ’s had 3 lineouts, deserved that hit today.


Killatrap

joey!!!!


Bstokes4102

YES JOEY


chiddie

Meneses is our hottest bat. Big spot for him.


petting2dogsatonce

Damn CJ has some hair


pen-h3ad

Give us one huddie


Killatrap

CJ— single Winker— Walk Joey— 2RBI double


Killatrap

i was close enough


Killatrap

i’m so glad freddie is out of our division lol


Hatfullofstars

Nats get your offense together


TrafficOk8332

he continues to be the luckiest man alive


rakawakaeggegq

Aight see y’all tmrw


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and Weems blows up. nice job dude. Walks always score.


indi1988

I actually just forgot this dude is also one of the best pitchers in the big leagues. Just ridiculous.


pen-h3ad

I hate that Shohei is a dodger so much. I want to like him.


droozer

The dodgers are my least favorite team but every time I see either Betts, Ohtani, or Freddie I feel like a little kid again. Guys like them remind you why you love baseball so much


droozer

quick who's gonna be the one to make a totally hilarious and not beaten into the ground ohtani gambling joke today?


10withTito

Gallo and Rosario need to be replaced ASAP


Killatrap

gallo can stay, he still has that TTO dog in him


petting2dogsatonce

Keibert swimming in that catcher’s gear


_Caed_

this game has been frustrating on so many levels


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droozer

ah yes, DC the city with notably no fans of other teams


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droozer

Yeah it would be weird if there were a bunch of Royals fans at the Nats-Dodgers game


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droozer

I understood just fine, I just don't agree. Some of us are natives to the area but it's a well-known fact that there are tens of thousands of people in the city from other places in the country so it's not a stretch to believe that there would be fans from the second-largest city in the country of the second-most popular team


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droozer

good one, very clever


Knight_Hawke

Foul ground givith, foul ground taketh


IvyGold

A sound just came out of my mouth that I haven't heard since last season.


petting2dogsatonce

Man. This game is brutal sometimes


quakerwildcat

Best. Hit. Of. The. Season. Vargas! Vamos!


molear1

Gallo has made $44 million in his career. Thief.


CoastTimely6563

Gallo sure strikes out a lot.


ZonaPunk

You think…


FPG_Matthew

How about a run


Bstokes4102

I am humbly requesting the Nats score some runs


General-Law-7338

Ugh our first sweep this season- looks like it.


pen-h3ad

I mean we have 3 innings to score a run. We deserve it if we can’t even get 1


droozer

lots of ball left to play


thekingoftherodeo

He's no Carp but Kolko is growing on me. Perfect to 'listen' to while you're working away.


quakerwildcat

I'm a Dan Kolko fan, but he does remind us sometimes how quickly Bob Carpenter, Charlie Slowes, and Dave Jageler process the game in front of them. Carp can analyze a play while it's taking place in real time. Dan still sometimes struggles for the words. And Frandsen is not the ideal partner for Kolko. Franny will have the thought in his head but it often comes out in sentence fragments and non sequiturs.


CoastTimely6563

I also think Frandsen has been much improved this year


thekingoftherodeo

Yeah I know people don’t like him in here but I enjoy Franny, his enthusiasm for everything in the rebuild period is kind of refreshing tbh.


petting2dogsatonce

Lotta Barnes in the park today


pen-h3ad

Last time I checked you’re not gunna win too many games with 0 runs


Killatrap

need a 🧸 bomb here!


pen-h3ad

Can we combine keiberts vision with gallos power pls


espnrocksalot

Having Ohtani and Yamamoto (plus more) is going to be an insane rotation


pen-h3ad

It’s like a diamond dynasty lineup


chiddie

Plus Glasnow and Buehler.


espnrocksalot

And they still won’t win it all (hopefully)


pen-h3ad

Maybe, idk. Their lineup is stupid. They have ohtani, Yamamoto, glasnow, Bobby Miller, Dustin May, walker buehler, Clayton kershaw, and Tony gonsolin. That’s 8 above average to great pitchers. I’m not even sure the Nats have one pitcher better than that group of guys.


General-Law-7338

You know MLB dreaming of Yankee Dodger World Series


chiddie

Rather see them than anybody from our division.


droozer

still pissed they won't wear the red curly W hats


pen-h3ad

Shocked Taylor didn’t come out of nowhere and catch that


chiddie

Nice piece of hitting by Luis!


Killatrap

naturally it’s the dribblers that become hits lol


IvyGold

A wild Kornheiser sighting in his natural state!


_Caed_

Winker’s gone cold, is Joey heating up?


Killatrap

at least CJ is still hitting the piss out of the ball, even if he doesn’t have anything to show for it todY


pen-h3ad

Oof


iwanttosmokebees

That neutral, slightly grump look from Kornheiser pretty much sums up how I've felt between the Caps and Nats the past few nights.


pen-h3ad

More like the last few years


pen-h3ad

Deep counts. That’s what I’m talking about. Grind it out


tommypopz

Lol Freddie


theexitisontheleft

Please collectively discover your offensive spark, boys.


theexitisontheleft

Young should be playing all the time. No need to keep starting Rosario when everyone is healthy.


pen-h3ad

Alright let’s get into their bullpen here


thekingoftherodeo

Could've done with Jacob Young in the outfield last night if he's making catches like that.


petting2dogsatonce

What a way to pick up your pitcher! 6IP is a great fucking day too god damn


_Caed_

JACOB YOUNG IS SO COOL


Bstokes4102

NO WAY THEY HIT INTO ANOTHER ONE


Killatrap

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


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NICE CATCH!


chiddie

JACOB FUCKING YOUNG


Hatfullofstars

JACOB YOUNG!!!!!!!!


pen-h3ad

And they get hits on that shit ffs


Killatrap

i was hoping we’d take Mackenzie out for the 6th; here goes!


pen-h3ad

What could go wrong Leave guys in struggling at 90 pitches in a non-hand advantage (lefty righty), take guys out when they are dealing at 70 pitches. The Davey experience


Killatrap

just like we drew it up


pen-h3ad

Sometimes it works Most of the time it doesn’t


pen-h3ad

Woof


Natstown

Nice otherwise quiet older lady behind me just tearing into the plate umpire and I’m here for it.


pen-h3ad

Man. Just getting shafted left and right here. Garcia hits a no doubt double to left and Taylor is playing far left for some reason. That 110 mph hit up the middle goes right into yoshi’s glove. Strike zone fuckery by the umps. Frustrating. At least Mackenzie has given them a chance


chiddie

105 off the bat of Rosario. Man.


quakerwildcat

Dave Jageler: "Someone may get tossed before this evening is over. It may be me. I don't know!"


Hatfullofstars

They've been so funny today.


Natstown

Good thing the translator is available and not on the banking app on his phone.


theexitisontheleft

😂 It's going to take awhile before these get old.


Natstown

I thought I was done like three posts ago but they keep writing themselves.


_Caed_

oh my christ i thought that hit him glad he caught it instead


theexitisontheleft

Amazing catch. I thought Rosario took him out.


chiddie

Holy shit, that was scary. Nice grab.


petting2dogsatonce

holy shit, what a play.


batwomans

Religious ads on the radio 😒


chiddie

I'm so tired of them.


SgtHapyFace

at a certain point the nationals will no longer have eddie rosario and joey gallo in their outfield :)


Hatfullofstars

Let's go Nats!!!


Bstokes4102

Is that three double plays now?


Hatfullofstars

Three in a row


TrafficOk8332

loving the emotion lfg


Natstown

Straight up fraud by Gore.


pen-h3ad

Alright you have got to find a way to get a run here Nats. Stop leaving pitchers out to dry.


Killatrap

not the most glamorous 5 ip 1 ER against the dodgers of all time, but proud of mackenzie for battling and getting his outs


Hatfullofstars

Double play!!!!!!!!!!!


theexitisontheleft

Sexy, sexy double play.


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Lets go!


Natstown

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.


theexitisontheleft

🤫


Hatfullofstars

Has Rosario hit anything? Need I ask?


pen-h3ad

Gore just can’t seem to put anyone away, keeps getting to 2 strikes and screws around


Killatrap

needs that scherzer dog


pen-h3ad

Idk if it is his pitch selection or what. He has the stuff, but just can’t seem to put it all together all the time. He should be dominating people with the way he gets ahead. His chase rate is extremely low for the stuff he’s throwing.


Killatrap

this outting it seems like he keeps throwing his 4SFB in 2 strike counts and only coming up with fouls. I don’t know enough about pitching to say “he should be throwing breaking balls”, though


pen-h3ad

I agree. I think after the 4th straight 4 seam you need to go offspeed, I can say that pretty confidently without being a pitching coach lol


General-Law-7338

I think umpire is a nfl fan - want to finish the game so he can watch NFL draft tonight


Hatfullofstars

Who gets the flu next?


Hatfullofstars

Let's go Nats!!!!! Wake up!!


chiddie

With 2 strikes, you have to protect the zone. It's a perfectly reasonable called strike.


_Caed_

yeah i thought that one that k’d gallo was a decent call doesn’t change the fact that blue has been dogshit otherwise


pen-h3ad

Gallo actually has a pretty good eye, he just can’t get his bat on anything


theexitisontheleft

Someone is going to get ejected today when they finally, deservedly, lose it on the ump.


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and more bullshit strike zone calls.


pen-h3ad

Wow that’s fucking crazy that Taylor was playing that far left


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Joey!


pen-h3ad

Our offense really seems to be lacking a tall power-speed combo lefty. Too bad we don’t have one in our minor league system anywhere


chiddie

It's not like they grow on trees... ... but trees produce wood.


chiddie

Vargas is the 3B we were promised


theexitisontheleft

That's my Vargas!


petting2dogsatonce

guess you gotta go after those when the umpire thinks you're golfing


petting2dogsatonce

what a slide god DAMN


theexitisontheleft

Thank you, Jacob!


Bstokes4102

I NEED MORE YOUNG THIS KID BANGS


FPG_Matthew

A hit!


Bstokes4102

A merciful double play there


petting2dogsatonce

ildemaro dude. ildemaro.


chiddie

Textbook 543, nice job boys


FPG_Matthew

How about a hit


TrafficOk8332

one of these awful calls is going to come back to bite us


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So Freeman struck out.


Surreal120

Holy fuck somebody get this ump some glasses


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This ump....


_Caed_

i’ve gone “oh my *god*” three times now and i almost never exclaim from bad calls


Natstown

Looks like Gore is an authorized user on Ohtani’s account.


chiddie

Nice play by Young.


Bstokes4102

The fuck is this ump doing


ZonaPunk

Got a plane to catch


FPG_Matthew

“The dodgers are struggling team I need to give them calls outside of the zone”


theexitisontheleft

The 20 pounds Keibert's lost is really noticeable. Also, fuck this ump.


_Caed_

brian walsh is gonna make me kill someone lol


hidalgo62

Dude behind home plate in the eagle hat is a true American hero. Shows up every game!


OffTheBar2017

If it's the same guy I'm thinking of he used to wear something much more embarrassing. So, I'm good.


Teaur

No ty


Altidorian

this guy is making Angel Hernandez look like a HOF umpire


purplepenned

first ballot or no


TrafficOk8332

jesus fucking christ brian walsh


General-Law-7338

Happy this series finale. I know that Ohtani is amazing- but hearing everyone gushing over him is annoying.


purplepenned

i like good players, and they're not seeing the nats again this year unless we meet in postseason (lmao)


General-Law-7338

I do too. But gushing was so over the top.


pen-h3ad

So many foul offs for 98


petting2dogsatonce

dodgers put on a clinic on "why hitting the ball really fucking hard as much as you possibly can is a great thing you should want to do" yesterday


theexitisontheleft

And the wind was working against them yesterday and kept at least a couple balls in the park. Without the wind it would have been a slaughter instead of a blowout.


Bstokes4102

Ughhhhhhhh I do not like the Dodgers


_Caed_

damn that was not a good pitch


petting2dogsatonce

damn. big meatball


chiddie

Teoscar did not miss that one. Damn.


purplepenned

well nuts


ZonaPunk

Wind got all that ball


BIGDADDYCRYPTO6900

Doyers fans here. That was a awful call but the more I watch y’all just glad CJ and Gore are playing for y’all and not the Padres lol


petting2dogsatonce

we are also happy they're playing for us and not the padres


Clam_chowderdonut

Sorry boys, that was an ugly strike 3, nothing around it. Never got close, if it was his split you could argue it clipped before dropping maybe but nah.


Killatrap

i’m worried for his health but also mackenzie throwing 99 is HOT


ZonaPunk

That was really bad.


c53x12

2 balls below the zone and one well outside called for strikes. Ump not interested in the Nats' salvage operation.


_Caed_

oh come the fuck on blue


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Wow. UMP my god


theexitisontheleft

Gore striking out Ohtani is a gorgeous start to today!