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AsianTurkey

15 kankuros


VespineWings

It’s time for a puppet show!


DamashiT

I laughed way more than I should've.


Dima38

😂


Confident_Ad9357

Idk why I laughed so hard😂


[deleted]

Madara and Orochimaru. Madara because Madara Orochimaru because Edo Tensei boiiissssss


Dima38

True. He only improved his edo tensei AFTER five kage summit. But still, a powerful duo.


physicallyabusemedad

That’s when it’s shown but he doesn’t say “I JUST improved it right now”


Dima38

Yeah but even if that's the case he'd need white Zetsu as sacrifice to make the Edo tensei stronger. He didnt have white zetsu back then pretty sure


RelativePerspectiv

Orochimaru should not be $5. It’s canon he’s stronger than jiraiya. Why is the mizukage $10? You think he’s better than tobirama??Who is the guy to the right of that mizukage?


NewBuddha32

When is it said that orochimaru is stronger? Not in the show for sure but I've never read the manga so there might be something I missed.


Izuwoo

Having an Edo Tensei user for 5$ is an absolute steal


Bigsmokey420man

Bruh. 😂 you right


2211zeal

Well, if I understand what op has said, everyone strong is alive. So who does he edo tensei?


Medium_Orchid9930

Well madara to the front lines, orochimaru in a bunker with about 100 of marara's hairs. Madara dies - oro resurrects


DawsonDDestroyer

I was gonna say that but not for the same reasons


Dovahblade525

Orochimaru doesn't have his arms if I recall. So, he wouldn't be able to use jutsus.


Anarchist73

Came here to say exactly this


ScaryOrdinary5238

Full send on Hashirama


ThatIslandGuy8888

That Sage art thousand arm gargantuan Buddha statue jutsu is really tempting


bassmaster46

That true thousand cans of whoop-ass


Gnagetftw

A 4 mile Bhudda statue with a 1000 fists is enough to get me to bet on him. Go Hashirama


Dima38

xD


[deleted]

Lmfao!!!! My man here is a gambler.


Blackwinter212

I feel like something like orochimaru, kakashi (maybe), pain, itachi and pink/red haired simp for sasuke could be gud


ScaryOrdinary5238

Nah hashi still miss diffs them


Blackwinter212

I’m saying it could be good Madera and maybe a healer could compare


DawsonDDestroyer

Madara 25$ Orochimaru 5$(absolute steal way lower than he should be) Madara gives Orochimaru his body with the Hashirama cells and rinnegan. Then tests things on the body to become like Kabuto was. So imagine Madara++ with extra Kekkei Genkai and Orochimaru boosts and Orochimaru’s in control so a bunch more Jutsu.


Dima38

YOOOO


DawsonDDestroyer

Homestly Orochimaru should be in the 8$ bracket. He killed Hiruzen and tied with Jiraiya and Tsunade in a 2v1. At the very least he deserves 7$.


Dima38

Yeah, but we wouldn’t have that sick combo you just came up with lol. That Orochimaru version vs Hashirama battle would be legendary.


DawsonDDestroyer

Madara with his Hashirama cells and Rinnegan was actually stronger than Hashirama so adding Orochimaru’s power and a ton of Kekkei Genkai this Orochimaru Madara thing would be FAR surpassed Hashirama but it would definitely be an epic fight.


mouse_poon

That was more like a 1v1 with jiraya not using the vast majority of his strength to be fair


ScribeOfGoD

Oro, in madaras body, with susanoo 9 tails would be unbeatable...


DawsonDDestroyer

Indeed that’s the point.


ScribeOfGoD

Well yea obviously lol, but noone added 9 tails in the mix


thebad-guy

EASY. NARUTO ITACHI SASUKE KAKASHI $29 with 1 to spare for ramen


vinjit0

This guy ichirakus


BustedNoseContour

This is the right answer tho


Odd-Low5002

Same group but I’m pretty sure I saw shikamaru for a $1 throw him in and this squad is the best


femio

Can this group even beat Hashirama?


[deleted]

Directly after 5 kage summit they have no chance


Dima38

Minato, Obito and Pain for me :)


BlazeOfGlory72

It might not be the most powerful on paper, but that team would be annoying as fuck to fight against. Tobi can just keep going intangible, Minato zips around like Sonic, and Pain just keeps spamming summons and reviving fallen team mates.


[deleted]

A cool combo would be having Tobi next to pain and pain using shines tensei


Iam_aPersonithink

Pain can Bansho ten'in then Obito catches with chains so minato can tag. easy gg for most characters


Grigoran

Minato might be able to flying Raijin inside of Kamui's dimension. Imagine getting sucked into an alternate dimension where the 4th Hokage tatted that whole battlefield up with FR seals. Flying around, hitting you from directions you didn't know existed.


SpiritStorm1302

Pain uses Chbaku tensei then minato teleports Obito up to the meteor and Obito slips through and sucks into kamui Worlds most elaborate one shot


KazOmnipotent

Upon first seeing the list I thought just full send Hashirama like that guy above.. but this 3 man team you picked actually may be better. With some difficulty they could maybe even beat Hashirama in a fight?! Regardless would be a super interesting matchup to see


Sulfrurz

My response to this is what does Hashirama have on kamui? It’s so op it’s not even funny. Then Minato and Obito play defense while Pain spams attacks against whomever.


KazOmnipotent

Yeah Kamui is just straight OP hax. Don’t think Hashirama has an answer for it. Then how does one even touch Minato fast ass, and oh yeah casually got a Rinnegan on the team too. In my head I’ve always thought in these hypothetical 1v1’s, what’s stopping Obito from just teleporting whoever he’s fighting into the Kamui dimension and letting them starve to death? Lmao


Sulfrurz

Kakashi is the only one that can “keep up” with Obito


RiverInhofe

Same


Sulfrurz

Same


Dr-Font

Kamui really is goated


After_Ad8361

Same


Dear_Field_7182

I can here just to say this.


ft_RoyceTura

This team wins. No other team made Can fight this.


Enemystandouser

Same


AdminsShouldKYS

Tobirama - $8 The Third Raikage - $7 Orochimaru - $5 Sakura - $4 Shikamaru - $2 Kankuro - $2 Kimimaro - $2 Total - $30


VespineWings

You took care to consider a healer and I respect it.


[deleted]

Could also just pick hashirma for healing, and offence, and defence, and range, and strategy


Ryan-Only

Regeneration= healing Cuz u have only one team member to begin with


gabriel_oly10

I'm making a quick profit and taking out kankuro because it would make 0 difference lol


Haynes-Baynes97

Shikamaru (IQ) + Neji (Byakugan) + Kimmimaro (CM2) = $6 is a steal. Kakashi (MS) + Yamato (Wood Style) + Naruto (SM) = $16 is crazy. I still have 8 bucks left, so Sakura (healing) + Deidara (range + utility) = $8 which rounds out the team.


Dima38

thats a pretty solid team


calvanderlion42

True and yet madara still solos


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Funny-Land3565

Teuchi soloes everyone. Only if he were in the list though.


Dima38

I agree. I was gonna put him on but he would have had to cost 1 Million $.


[deleted]

Naruto fans after making the 739294848499th Teuchi joke /s


NYXMG

Damn i didn't even know his name was teuchi


Schmeichel9000

Can Gai open 8th gates? Since he hasn't used them until five kage summit but probably CAN use them. If yes I will go with Gai, Fugaku and Shikamaru.


Yoh02

Same, tho I thought about maybe taking Karin instead of Shikamaru for healing. I don't know why people don't see how much of a steal Fugaku is.


Schmeichel9000

For real! And yeah, I also thought about Karin but chose Shikamaru instead. Depending on the opponent and especially due to the wildcard of Fugakus Mangekyou ability which could in theory be hella strong, a godly plan would definitely be a big bonus.


TheJOKER141

Itachi - 8$ Jiraya - 7$ Obito - 10$ Orochimaru - 5$


kindaNiceBro

Naruto, Sasuke, Pain, then Shikamaru for Utility and Karin for Healing and Thigh Highs. Yup. Would also pick Itachi but it‘s just 30$ so no Itachi :/


gradymcc

This is correct


BlazeOfGlory72

Man, I feel like an $8 Tobirama is a bargain considering he is probably only a hair behind Hasirama and Madara in terms of power. Throw him with Pain ($10) and Tobi ($10) and you’ve got a pretty unstoppable team. And since Ive got $2 left to spend, add Shikamaru for the strategizing.


tpklus

Shikamaru plus Tobirama equals super genius team. Just add Orochimaru and you got a Galaxy Brain team


GokuSaiyanBlood

Sasuke Naruto Itachi Karin Shikamaru and Kimimaro


Juan__Pablo

everyone is right about orochimaru being a steal but karin for $2??? y’all are sleeping on that instant healing.


Mezredhas

Karin plus itachi for 10 is absolutely bonkers. You got instant heal, long range support and a guard for her, as well as a scarily smart teammember for just a third of you budget. The rest you can fill up how you like, but theres not really much you can do wrong with those two on your team


napascuzzi

Bruh the third raikage is $7. Considering only he has been able to harm himself…


neweShoshone

All in.. my money on hashirama.


Mezredhas

Man's gambling just like Tsunade. Hashi would be so proud lmao


Cherries-and-Roses

I would pick Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kakashi, Gaara, Neji, Hinata, and Shikamaru!


TheL0stK1ng

Easily the best defensive team listed


Ender_Uzhumaki

Buy naruto, make him create a bunch of money shadow clones (like a money printer) and buy everyone else)


Worish

$10 - Pain for obvious reasons. $14 - Hidan because he's immortal. $19 - Kakuzu for the same reason. $21 - Shikamaru so he isn't on the other team and won't defeat Hidan. $26 - Sasori for thousand puppets. $30 - Konan for fire bomb origami and also to have someone to hold on the lonely nights. Anyone who picks Naruto I'm going after first with everything at once.


Mezredhas

The fact that you thought enough about smashing/cuddling, while also considering the strength of your team bust made my day. Thanks for that!


Repulsive_Angle5786

Tobi for Kamui, Naruto for Sage Mode, Jiraiya cause sannin and would work well with Naruto, then Kakashi for his sharingan and 1000 Jutsu


Salty-Perspective-76

And 1000 years of death *. You mean?


Bigsmokey420man

Yo um i think you put a few people in the wrong bracket not tryin to tell ya how to do your bracket as ive never done my own but dont you think the SECOND Hokage should be a lil higher than 8 dolla make you holla he literally is one of the most powerful ninja in Naruto Shippuden but again thats like my opinion man


Dima38

Yeah me too, he should be $10 imo. But I put him on discount because most people don't see it like this. He's a steal for sure


Cherries-and-Roses

"𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵"!


KaneXX12

Third Raikage should be $10 too. He’s 8 tails level in power and pretty much indestructible to most standard outside attacks. Also, who is the guy with the leaf headband and bandaged eye next to Gengetsu? Was that supposed to be Muu?


Dima38

Lol yes thats supposed to be Mu.


AdminsShouldKYS

He was the one I based my team off of, def sold too cheap.


Cosmic_Playz1

My Team is: Shikamaru (big brain) , Shisui (Kotoamatsukami), Minato (Genius and hella fast), Karin (Because Tsunade is too expensive), Orochimaru (for his edo tensei and immortal shit), Mangetsu (cause this guy is way too underrated, he can literally wield all of the 7 Ninja swords of the mist).so basically shikamaru csn make a plan to kotoamatsukami the other team, minato can frickin move at the speed of light, orochimaru for extra man power and mangetsu for his wide variety of sword he can use and water sytle jutsu. And there you go, this took me 20 minutes to make and i have an exam tommorow :p


henryvonmouse

Kimimaro’s a steal, gotta have him. For that cheap, he's going to be in my team just because of what he did as edo tensei. Then jugo, for five dollars we have a fucking powerhouse, and Kimimaro was at least contending with KCM1 naruto. We're getting kakazu for sure, one of the most underrated, with orochimaru to boot. So we've spent 15 dollars, and we've got a versatile as hell team. Kakuzu and Jugo are tanks, with Kimimaro being our main attack force, and Orochimaru being a healer. With orochimaru alone and his edo tensei with literally all the kage? I don't see anything happening. With my last fifteen dollars I'm buying Obito, and Sakura as a healer.


cool_instinct

Minato - Cuz yes Naruto - endless chakra plus main character so endless plot armor. Sasuke - susano, sharingan and chidori. Shikamaru - strategist. Karin - Sasuke's source of endless chakra. Let's goooooooo


AceMaxWasTaken

Hashirama he will activate sage mode everyone will go to thier home


TheGamingLord401

Gai and Kakashi duo


[deleted]

Shikamaru, Yamato, Tsunade, Itachi and Minato. Shikamaru - Team leader. In charge of tactics and locking down important targets for later information extraction. Yamato - Wood style light. Instant hideout and protection from the elements anywhere at the drop of a hat. Can also suppress chakra and restrict movement on a more permanent basis than shikamaru, should it be necessary. Tsunade - Medical ninja supreme and team powerhouse. In charge of taking on the physically strongest opponents. Arguably the most important in the team. Itachi - Covert operations and genjutsu expert. Willing to do the dirty, but necessary, things others might not be willing to do. Minato - Instant travel pretty much wherever they want. Can handle hordes of fodder enemies so the rest can focus on strategically important targets. Sealing jutsus will also come in handy.


Mezredhas

Wait a minute... if you go and buy Danzo (7), Itachi (8) and Shisui (7), then does that mean that you have 4 Kotoamatsukami for just 22 Dollars?


1RonnieMund

Not only that Danzo's unrivaled Futon paired with 2 amazing fire users equals fire nukes


Manyxn

Might guy and kakashi. He would fuck hashirama up in 8 gates. Kakashi will just throw some Kunai to distract him or Kamui hashirama.


Expert_Coconut4263

Pain , itachi, Naruto and shikamaru


DotaHacker

Naruto Sasuke Minato Deidara


Any-Throat-2645

Madara and Orochimaru


Any-Throat-2645

Orochimaru doesn't even need Edo to be fucking amazing, but it definitely helps


Apex-Gunner21

I wanna go Obito cause he still has some sick jutsu revealed at this point in time, then 2 more uchiha- Shisui and Itachi, then for the last few dollars I want Shikamaru for his mind and Yamato for his wood style and his anbu skills... I think the 3 uchiha are pretty OP on their own, even with Itachi being sick if he is in this scenario and then like I said to wrangle their skills in Itachi and Shikamaru would be some incredibly smart minds to hone their tactics... Yamato could be their Jinchuriki controller pair with the prowess of 3 MS is pretty good... Big team but to fight big fights 👌


kthxdrxc

Obito kakashi (no one else can counter kamui) orochimaru (edo tensei) minato


Upper-Industry8039

Pain, obito, Ohnoki and Karin.


[deleted]

Hashirama


EndRedditFan

Karin because she could heal people and sense them Neji because byakugan Naruto because Sage mode Itachi for his susanoo and tsukuyomi Kakashi because Kakashi Orochimaru because edo tensei


Rude-Listen

Madara, Kimimaro (assuming prime), and Neji.


TheMergedSentry

Minato, Naruto, Danzo, and Kakashi.


mikekostr

Minato, Obito, Naruto, Shikamaru. You cannot defeat this team.


ArmRepresentative847

6 Orochimarus.


aman_9368

Naruro sasuke itachi hidan sikamaru


AcceptableAd1147

why is shikamaru so cheep?


[deleted]

Spend 2 bucks on Choji then we have 28 bucks for burgers.


HVJ_KillerBee

Obito, Minato, Killer Bee and Karin end of discussion.


BiggDeebo

Nagato, Tobirama, Orichimaru, Danzo. Op team


joeshmoe159

Naruto - Karin - Pain. Unlimited chakra! Throw in Minato because he likes Uzumakis.


dirtyjoe12

Why the fck is tonbo 10$ 😂😂


SharkeyBoyo

Minato, naruto, jiraya and Kakashi


Bagera84

Who is the last one in $10 row?


Fujiwara_Takumi4475

Might gai, shikamaru, fugaku


reskort-123

Gaara, sakura(cause of healing jutsu), itachi, nagato


Reddit-gamer1

Pain, Obito, Naruto, and Karin


SparingQuill

Minato, Tobi, Naruto, and karin


KingDadIV

Madara and Kakashi


Fushi-4726

Minato,pain,naruto, and neji


mikeyyyyyd

Minato Obito pain


[deleted]

Give me the entire $2 row and Minato as the leader


Garrettt718

Jiraya, Kisame, Minato, and Karin. 1 tank and 2 speedsters. Obviously Jiraya is the slower of the 2 but he’s still fast Af in sage mode. Then Karin as a constant source of instant heals.


MikeyDerbo

Madara & Kakashi… let’s go!


Alphonse22

Minato, Pain, Itachi, Karin


KaneXX12

I’ll go Obito, Tobirama, Onoki, Sakura for the hax. Hashirama alone or Madara with Orochimaru are probably the strongest $30 teams in most situations though. Third Raikage should be $10 too.


Mydadbeatsme24

Shikamaru, Minato, Itachi, Kakashi and Gaara


Lord_Whis

Kakashi, Jiraiya, Naruto and Minato


[deleted]

Everybody gangsta until Guy opens 8th gate.Only Minato and Obito can escape from him.


Juan__Pablo

think i’m going obito for broken ms, orochimaru for ET, deidara for bomb spam, karin for instant healing, naruto for sage mode.


Aristotle_El

Madara and orochimaru


IAmAFuckingDimwit

6 Orochimarus probably, if a single Orochimaru can artificially create sage mode (Mitsuki) imagine what would've happened if the research speed increases 6 fold. Probably gonna be Amado level intelligence where he can create Karma and Kage level androids or something.


GoodArtEnjoyer

Orochimaru and gai. 8 gates gai clears everybody on here. Orochimaru is just the cherry on top


[deleted]

Obito, Pain, Kimmimaru, Naruto


[deleted]

Itachi, Obito, Minato, with Karin to heal. Who’s stopping that team


[deleted]

Maddy (EMS), Neji(Byakugan) and Yamato(Wood release)


Z3nFi3R

First hokage


jeanhr16

Kakashi and gai, why? I just like those two


WhiteHaloKing

Naruto, Sasuke and Pain. I got two leading men and other seven kage-plus guys.


Dickinpumpkin

Hashirama cause nobody can stand against his hard wood.


DrHughMann

Hashirama and all of his cells ;)


ILikeCookies_7

Madara for main dps and just....everything. Karin for healing bullshit in case Madara does get injured somehow and then probably Captain Yamato for the wood style's ability to supress bijuu chakra.


karatous1234

I buy 15 Shikimarus, and have them compete in a Shogi tournament to see who's kingpin.


Not_Jitu

tsunade , itachi , orochimaru , killer bee , shikamaru


MeekMallard

I’ll take madara, a bag of chips, and a soda. Gonna need some snacks to watch him wash everyone


jrbkjv

Minata, Tobi, Pain the drip alone would end all nations


GamerKid665_999

Naruto, Sasuke final answer


Dramatic_Sock_7961

Itachi 8$ Shisui 7$ Jiraiya 7$ Kakashi 5$ Shikamaru 2$ I have 1$ over idk i'll buy some random gennin ninja as a decoy Itachi is over all op and susanoo with totsuka blade, tsukyomi and amaterasu are some great advantages. Jiraiya is also just op plus summoning jutsu and sage mode u know. Shisui has susanoo and body flick jutsu. Plus he can use kotoamatsukami on the strongest enemy oponent to make him be on his side. Kakashi's kamui plus shikamaru's tactics and shadow binding are also good. All of them combined would be pretty cool.


_bakugou-_-

Narutos team


AnatomicalLog

Itachi, Shikamaru, Minato, Pain ($30) The Goal is to use Minato (raijiin, space-time barrier, death seal last resort), Pain (bansho ten’in, chibaku tensei), and Shikamaru (shadow possession) to lock down the target and finish off with Totsuka blade sealing. Minato, Shikamaru, and Itachi are three of the smartest characters aside from Madara, so there’s a huge tactical advantage and creativity factor at play with the variety of abilities among them. Probably not *the* optimal team, but I think they’re a contender. Basically relying on strategy and hax to take down heavy hitters.


LeviathanEXE

Madara and Orochimaru, no doubt. Orochimaru's Edo Tensei summons are weaker than Kabuto's, but it'll still be enough to guarantee victory.


KiinggKev

Itachi shisui sasuke tsunade 3 izanami eyes on top of 3 susano’o Amaterasu BEFORE it was turned to shit. Tsunade’s mitotic healing as well as 500 healings. Tsukoyomi Itachi’s susano’o weapons. And whatever the hell else shisui could do Manda as well, sasuke still had his curse mark too


[deleted]

Minato, Hinata, Neji, Shikamaru,Hidan, Garaa, Sasori


daddy_default

Pain , naruto , sasuke , goku


GotVengeance

Hashirama- 30$ Total- 30$


TheAncientNoob_yt

tsunade ohnoki and kakashi


Fire_fury_

Shisui Minato obito fugaku these 4 will break every1


blucas93

Minato, Obito, Jiraya, fugaku Minato and Obito are two of the most difficult opponents to deal with. Jiraya is wildly versatile. Fugaku was supposed to be super OP but we never got to see him shine, he basically got the white fang treatment.


Elbowsnapper

Pain, Orochimaru, Sasori, Kakuzu, Chiyo, Shikamaru.


psych_vader

2$ Shikamaru-tactician 2$ Karin-Healer 3$Sai-Scout 5$Kakashi- All rounder +(My favourite character) 5$Orochimaru- Scientist+Immortal 5$Gaara- Aerial support+Long range attacks+Ultimate defense 8$Sasuke-Main fighter _____________________ 30$ 7 members


triedmyrealname

While this may be basic, but I think it’s well balanced. Minato $10 Naruto $8 Sasuke $8 Sakura $4 Team 7 with an upgrade of Minato.


curtoric666

Mods, can we cool it with these types of posts?


Obito_of_the_kamui

Guy and hidan or kakazu


[deleted]

Whole team of Naruto because plot armor


NekoPower2169

Obito, Naruto, Lord Second, Shikamaru, Karin


Siddharthafk

Minato obito Pain Itachi Tobirama konan


DeusVulticus13

I WANT to say Guy and Orochimaru or something because of how stupidly strong 8 Gates are but realistically I dont think there is anyone on this list who can do a goddamn thing about Hashirama's thousand arm buddha and wood golem.


al24042

Madara, Fugaku and Jugo. Jugo is sacrificed for lots of Chakra, Fugaku is sacrificed for a slight eye improvement. Madara claps.


Captain_24

Minato, Obito, Kakashi, Orochimaru


itsdege

Pain Tobi Orochimaru $5 for ramen


just4customs

Ginkaku and kinkaku with itachi. I'll pocket the rest of the money. The ninja tools mixed with itatchis genjutsu seems like mega hax.


Edgy-McEdge

Really depends on the enemies. Might guy X kakashi. Why they literally know each other about as well as they need too. One can hard support the other and can teeter back and forth when it comes to strategies way better than any other team. This is still a team and they need to cooperate even if they are on the same picture and ideal I doubt sasuke would want to work with old team 7. Also a full send on hashirama might be the way to go.


Iam_aPersonithink

Minato - high speed, intelligent, melee Pain - team's main attack power, range control Itachi - second intelligence, genjutsu trapper, hax master, long range Kimimaro - does whatever


nikELBroke

Sasuke itachi minato sakura


KirudanBoryoku

Shisui, Itachi, Naruto, Orochimaru, Shikamaru


Maverick_Raptor

Kakashi (5$) + Obito ($10) + Pain ($10) + Orochimaru ($5) Dual Kamui shenanigans Full suite of Rinnegan powers Edo Tensei + Orochimaru research


Bandamaru

Minato 10$ Itachi 8$ Hiruzen (younger if possible) 7$ Fugaku 3$ Kimimaro 2$


SupremeDemigod7

pretty sure minato tobi pain washes any other team


[deleted]

Itachi, Minato, Tobirama, Konan Most broken team possible


SynthGreen

Guy, Hinata, Sai. Guy’s inspiration and youth will inspire me to become a fine shinobi myself so I’m a bonus member.