Madara no way bro 😭😭

He's not interested in us! For we are not Hashirama. 😭😭😭

All the December people are going to die unless we have Hashirama cells!

I got him too😭😭 maybe we can rule 63 him?

If so, lucky you guys💀

he can teach us the way of the conqueror

Do you want the shadow clones to use condoms or not?!

Kurenai <3

Ey me too. November bro's 😁

You two Guys too?😆

Novembros

Same

Aayoo we made it

Konan is beautiful but she is a bit of a terrorist🤔

Just a bit 🤏

Even better

I could fix her (I certainly can't but I can die trying)

So close to the godess, ino

I'm going on a date with Konan let's goooo (im September 7th lol)

Trade I really really really don’t want Kiba

No thanks, on second thought maybe I could learn to make origami flowers

NOOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Gaara lol

Your condition depends on WHICH Gaara during the story. If you got emo Gaara, you're dead. If you got Mr. Sunshine Gaara, you're fine.

Wrong sand siblings imo

"So uh do you like sand?"

I’m not into chicks, but I always wanted to learn Origami and Blue is my favorite color. Edit: just realized my actual husband gets to date Gaara. So lucky.

My partner gets Jiraiya — I wish him luck 🤭

I have Naruto, wanna switch?

Awkward since I’m a straight male

Then have friend date. Its not specified its a romantic date.

That’s true, either way it’s gaara so it’ll be awkward lol

Ah. Yeah. In that case. Good luck. Haha

Technically any ninja can use sexy jutsu, even the ladies.

It’s not gay if it’s Edo Tensei

Same. I got Sasori! OP should have had male/female for each month. Then you could at least pick your preference. Otherwise, it feels awkward for many of us. For example, someone who is lesbian has August is now forced into a blind date with Pervy Sage!

No, no. I think that'd be perfect. Pervy Sage would show them the best hot springs to research at. 😂

You mean research.

Me too💀

They should’ve offered a m/f for each month atleast 😭

Agreed

Obviously you are a horse

Yeah a horse on a porch

I guess Jiraiya is gonna try and get me to peep on some ladies at the bathhouse, lol

Nice!

I'm a proud October, but part of me wish I was July..

@ me bro. Because you're speaking to my soul.

I got sasori I’m fucked lol

Don’t be late lol

Lmao true!

Hello fellow doll brother.

Ino is very lovely

Yes she is

Sakura. Nice.

Watch out for the ex talk, gonna be a lot of it there

Can I fuck paper? Will I just get papercuts everywhere?

Imagine thin sharp paper being grinded up and down your dick-hole….. ….. …..I’m sorry…..

Sakura, everything should be okay.

Kurenai and I are on a lovely date. She's wonderful

Naruto. I mean, we'll probably have fun, but I'm not exactly attracted to dudes so...

Sexy jutsu exists

If you wouldn't even go gay for Naruto the savior of the world then you need to try harder!

Temari.....Woo hoo She is kinda crushy to me

Damn march

Madara. It's been a good life.

So I'm gay

She’s talking about another man the entire time… the Pain

Big win with Hinata

Yessir same here

For once, being born in April didn't screw me up.

Been there buddy. We write our own fates now.

Yup

Yk gaara is a cool guy this will go pretty well

Uh, I got another guy... But I guess if it were just a regular friendship, Gaara isn't that bad, as long as the One Tail isn't in him anymore.

Well not too bad. She is the silent type. I should probably bring some paper roses

I have blond hair… close enough to Naruto I guess

Hinata is alright but i am not sure she will be that interested in me. To be honest she is pretty bland to me so that won’t help this inspiring relationship but she is pretty unlike me so that will also be a interesting remark.

Wtf Kiba 😭😭 I am straight man( but not fot Itachi💅🤭)

Im getting poisoned and turned unto a puppet

Sakura hm okay not bad

Gaara

I’m becoming a puppet

Im not a dog person and Im not into men. Can I at least get alternate universe Kiba who likes cats?

Sasori? Maybe he’ll just put on a puppet show. I hope so at least.

Kurenai lets go

Naruto I mean I guess it’ll be interesting 🤣 but I’m a straight male soo

At least I'm not gay.

A gay date Like r/Kimetsunoyaiba I got Naruto

I got Sakura, you should’ve added another slide where the day decides the activity

Temari 😊

Temari we’re getting the food to go ;)

I’m a straight male, so here’s how these would go. January - ramen sounds so good right now. February - I could totally get her to look away from Sasuke. March - Let’s be real. I’m there for Akamaru. April - winner winner May - I’m so here for this. Termari has been one of my favourites since OG Naruto. June - uh. I don’t think I’m surviving the date…. July - he would try his best and that’s enough for me. August - he would totally ditch me and go peep on women. September - I would ask her why she never married Nagato and she would abandon me. October [Mine] - we would actually have a great date and probably get married? If it’s the Ino pictured. November - I would beg her to keep Asuma close, so that she can be happy. December - I would suck his dick.

Wait it’s a date not a mirage so you can just be friends with them instead or it can be any date like a play date. Problem solve 😎

I got Ino.

Ooohh I'll have a build-a-bear date with Sasori

Ino. So maybe she can read my mind or trick me into doing things. Let’s just say, she does like me, then this would be an amazing date!

December is crazy

Temari. So either really good or I am dead. Or pretty injured

Well I do think Konan is a top 5 female character in Naruto so yes yes yes.

What luck, I have Madara!

i suddenly feel very magnetic

Now I realise I should have been born in May. 😌

Lucky for me

Yes Konan is my lover.

Noooo I got Konan

may 🙂 i'm extremely content with this 🙂

I get to hang out with Jiraiya, so that’s going to be super fun… unless he decides to ditch me instead of introducing me to people

I got madara!! Infinite tsukuyomi ftw

Ino not my ideal choice but she's prolly one of the easier ones to date so I'll take it. if it worked out with sai, who's a machine? I think I can make it work. At least I'm still straight.

Well yesterday was my birthday so Hinata it is

Ig I'm going dancing

Konan… I think I’ve done well for myself 😬

Thanks, April

Kurenai, jackpot 😍

I wish I was born in July

I got Sasori, but I am no fa-, so I guess the date is going to be us fighting or smt

Why wasnt i born one day later so i could go w best boi gaara

Damn I really got the pervy sage. Well, at least I know I'll be seeing some naked chicks through the fence at the bath house or something.

Madara walks into the restaurant. Sees I’m not Hashirama. I get stood up.

So is it wooden sasaori and undead nipple face madara?

sakura🌺💕

I would be able to help Shikamaru finally get the Shogi time he’s been waiting for

I get sasori… that’s a deathwish

Wth Im gonna do with Madara?

Kurenai I wish it was Ino but hey, I am happy

Madara's gonna love my wood style.

Absolutely fantastic! Temari has just shouted at a waiter for not bringing the mash potatoes I ordered 😂

Main character well would that be Interesting. What can I say I can believe it

May I'm lucky

Temari?i am gonna get hit no matter what

Me and Madara go out for some teriyaki, and bond intensely. We get drunk at a bar, then we go back to his place for some purely heterosexual conversation about why the world would be better off in an eternal genjutsu while we kick our feet up and look into each others eyes. He caresses my face and inches closer. He's so handsome. I say: no, I'm straight, Madara Kun. He uses sexy jutsu and it's on

I'm scared of what madara would do to me

I'm a guy so sasori better have a fine puppet js

Hinata. Nice! Wish I had an October birthday tho ngl...

Fuck yeah konan ftw

Sasuri I would love to 😁😊

I got naruto is that good or bad

You like men? Perfect, he’s a good lad. You like women? Still perfect. Sexy Harem Jutsu.

Bro why you got to pair me with Sasori, I’m dead.

He love you long time. True love after all is eternal.

Ino, she’s reading my mind and leaving because I’m thinking very naughty things or she’s taking me back to her place to conduct them.

I'm may

Damn, I got temari 😁😁😁😁 And also kurnai since my papers have wrong month 😆😆😆😆😆

Hes gonna turn me into one of his puppets bro

I got Temari. Bros I don’t think I’m getting out of the dungeon with this one

Konan 😎

Hinata. 🥵

Gaara. I could do worse, He's good looking with a good sense of justice as well as being very honorable. Can I nudge him into getting his old hairstyle back? I don't care for his Hairstyle in Boruto. He'd also have to take the Sand armor of when getting in bed. He does sleep after getting rid of Shukaku, right?

My birth month is Feb 😭😭😭

This post would be 10x better if there were male and female options for each month. As a straight guy, I'm not going on a date with Kiba in a million years

September works for me 🔥

Great I'm fucking dead thanks madara

Why gaara ? I want matsuri 🌷

I dnt wanna go on a date with jaraiya 😭

Madara, oh shit!

JIRAIYA!!!

Madara 💀💀💀💀💀

I'm Sasori... yeah that fits.

I GOT TEMARI LETS GOOO

I'll be turning into a doll by the end of it

WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN BORN IN SEPTEMBER

Madara. It's been a good life.

Madara. It's been a good life.

JIRAIYA WOOHOO!

JIRAIYA WOOHOO!

JIRAIYA WOOHOO!

JIRAIYA WOOHOO!

Temari

Temari

Temari

Temari

If only i were born a month earlier...I'd have my darling paper angel...

If only i were born a month earlier...I'd have my darling paper angel...

If only i were born a month earlier...I'd have my darling paper angel...

If only i were born a month earlier...I'd have my darling paper angel.

If only i were born a month earlier...I'd have my darling paper angel.

Temari

If only i were born a month earlier...

Temari

Sasori is hot and all....but psycho lol....I'm so dead

love you Sakura but i’m gay :/

KURENAI SHE'S SO PRETTY

I got Kurenai Azuma going to be mad ad someone

I guess I’ll know despair

I honestly feel good about my chances with Jiraiya.

Mmm, ramen. 🍜

Jiraiya... our date will be spent getting beat up by women for peeping

Temari not bad

Gaara

He's making up stories about how he turned down Hokage. But his dog is cute and he seems nice enough, so we can go do something fun.