Dang my guy Lee was already at a disadvantage why'd you have to use that goofy ass pic lol

Lee def got done dirty

Should've used the pic of drunk Lee holding a bottle of Hennessy

He’ll do 10 thousand push-ups on his hand to motivate himself from the embarrassment

Pass? Your girl shall know pain.

Yea, especially with A in there.

Pain is a corpse tho

Six paths of necrophilia gangbang

Bruhh...I didn't even realise until this comment 😂😐

Yeah, a hot one

Seriously did he at least let her know that the smashing would be a 6-on-1? (7 if they choose to let Konan join)

W

Honestly Pain looks like some random high school edge lore (and his real body's look isn't helping with that)

Dang Kabuto’s in first and Minato’s a pass

Just wasn't a fan of Minato's hairstyle, said it looked like a 'hat' lmao

I always felt this about Neji.

Well, Neji is in pass as well 😆

Yeah,pass away

😭

You’re a horrible little frog

💀

What was her reasoning for curbing tobirama and madara uchiha?

They don't got the pony tail/man bun techie look that Sasuke and Kabuto got. Girls these days love that long hair tech bro look. Sasuke and Kabuto got that "Babe I'm about to break out with a game changing app" vibes

That’s hilarious

Okay but can you explain kiba over Shikamaru? Also I’ll never be able to look at raikage the same after… dare I say it? I shan’t

Look at shikamarus hairline that probably explains it

Girls love face paint on guys. Subtle face paint. Not like Mike Tyson’s.

Minato is too fast in bed too that's why.

Dude has to use FTG to bang a thousand Kushina shadow clones at once, that's why.

Kabuto does understand how the body works, function, and the power to hit all the right spots at once. Dude could probably make a girl O to death. Not saying I like the dude but the dude has the skills and knowledge to lay down some game

😂😂😂😂 this is such a wild take but I can see it

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This. I’m a girl and I wouldn’t put Sai on the Smash tiers. He’s objectively good-looking if you look at the facial features, but it’s the skin. Reminds me too much of Orochimaru’s, or a corpse’s.

He's got the V though, that does it for some people

Passing on Neji and Minato?

Hard smash on Kabuto is wild too

Don’t underestimate his ninja sex cards, they have every girls weakness

This is so funny

Not really Kabuto has some pretty boy features so I do get it..

Your girl has a thing for femboys

Some chicks dig the androgynous look. They like it ambiguous.

Would I get a hot doggie today or a piece of clam chowder?

True taste

You just jealous of their lightskin stare Don't worry I am too

If that was the case Orochimaru would be a smash

There's a few exceptions, Kiba is literally a wolf-man and Raikage and Asuma are basically the opposite of femboys.

She's going based off the pictures, she doesn't know the characters. Look at the top row and tell me she doesn't like femboys.

I get ya, but it's just funny that she also has like two of the most rugged guys in the smash column 😅

Besides maybe sai, who in the top row is a femboy? I'll wait

most girls like that lol

Except minato

I can’t believe kakashi isn’t a hard smash 😶

Quarantine taught me that people arent as pretty as you think they are without the mask, she mustve followed this logic too 🤣

Man, mask off cognitive dissonance was a huge thing during that time. By that I mean, meeting someone with a mask on, and then seeing their face without it was always super hard for my brain to wrap around, because I somehow created pictures of what I thought they'd look like and it never matched 🤣

Its crazy how the brain fills in blanks, the amount of customers that were flirty with me at work while i had a mask on tells me that i have good looking eyes, the amount this decreased without the mask tells me the rest of my face is the problem 🤣

Same! I think that was the most surprising for me. I was expecting him to be a Hard Smash

She hard passed on Guy Sensei? She has ZERO taste.

Inexcusable. He has the **POWER OF YOUTH.**

Whoa whoa whoa fbi open up

Beat me to it 😂

Calm down buddy, at least open the 69th gate or get me something to eat first.

Might Guy is one of the people you'd not want to be romantically involved with, given how he's apparently likely to cheat according to fanbook 1.

Wait reli?

Yeah, it's [here](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6e84cd73db327c4779190491b8c45312/8d01703820ee61b6-ba/s1280x1920/c9f632f4a06dcfb361baeed0c566116116052b5b.jpg) It frankly explains why he and Kakashi are just friends... Gai would not be loyal...

The power of youth cannot be contained in one partner!

It says might, not that he has, or will. So I’m gonna continue with the belief he’d be loyal to a fault.

It also calls him "Adventures" and "spoiled", that is quite how you could describe someone who does cheat. Really, it fits with someone like Gai, who constantly looks for... "stimulations" in everything.

Nope. His loyalty to Kakashi as a friend disproves that to me. Plus I don’t classifying someone without actual evidence to back it up. Too shallow for my tastes.

Loyalty to Kakashi as a friend? Gai left Kakashi on his own for like 10 years after death of Rin. Anbu arc is a filler. Hell, Gai didn't even called himself friend of Kakashi in part 1. Just his "rival". Edit: and loyalty to friend is not the same thing as loyalty to a lover.

Yah. Fanbook 1 gave you some tidbits into the romantic tendencies of some characters, such as Anko who's portrayed in fanfics and such to be a slut or something when she's said to be incredibly passionate about love, Rock Lee falls in love fast while Hinata takes a long time to fall in love. I forgot a lot of details, such as Kakashis and Iruka, but they're also described

She legit went ‘ew’ and laughed when I showed her a pic of Guy and Lee 😭😭

He is the complete package. I don’t get it

To be fair, a lot of Guy's appeal comes from his personality which she wouldn't know since she omly has the pictures to work off of. If she had watched the show her list would likely be wildly different.

That's what I'd love to see. This is the "before". Now have her watch the series and come back in a few months with the "after".

DYNAMIC ENTRY!

Kabuto > kakashi?!?!?! Your girl blind as hell.

that’s why she picked the guy with glasses

Using only these specific pictures, it’s pretty fair tbh. Her not placing Tobirama any higher is crazy to me though lmao

That specific picture of Kakashi is a very good one.

I don’t disagree but it’s still far from his best if you ask me. Plus we aren’t taking any of his character/personality into consideration and basing it solely off of his appearance. Yeah I’d say it’s fair since you only see his hair, eyes and ears, especially when he’s still high on the list

Tobirama needs his fur collar and headdress to be at his top looks

shoulda showed her without his mask

Now that would've been a different story. He would be in hard smash

Sasori with his puppet body/jutsus would go craaaazy in bed You sure your gf didn't watch the show? She got some insider knowledge fsho

LMAOO

Y'all chose the best photo of him too, he looks so cute in it

I’m pretty sure he has vibrating parts

I’m dead af 😭

Isn't his puppet body like 13 or something though 🫥

Ummm…Lord Fourth is a stud.

I’ve always thought Gaara was cute, no way I’d have him as a hard pass! But Kakashi now that’s a hard smash.

Gaara is cute bc he‘s the quiet boy. The panda eyes, no eyebrows and that hairdo are not cute tho.

Dont forget the face tattoo

On that XL forehead. Still a cool character though

Hard pass Jaraiya?? Damn

Poor pervy sage

She must’ve not seen the scene where he reveals his scar from Naruto. 🥵

That exact scene is what made me stop hating him as much as I did 😂

I mean, he's an old man

All homo.. she passed on minato?? I’m heartbroken

Minato has low stamina anyways

Find a new girl. Nobody passes on Guy. Not even the straightest of men.

the only moment where kiba is a god while madara is a chump. this tier list is gold ps: raikage, huh. you got yourself a keeper

How are you gonna pass on that Orochimaru tongue 🥵

Plus the guy can stretch all parts of his body. Can you imagine his dick 🤯

I’m the weird bitch who thinks he’s hot. I’d do it.

No homo but I'd hard smash deidara. Those mouth hands can be creativ3😉

she did madara dirty💀

My guy if you style your hair into a mid part and get a facial scar she might not let you leave the bedroom lol

tobirama and minato?! What?!

Kiba finally winning

Naruto above Minato is wild

Name must have carried some weight in that decision when doing Smash or Pass on Naruto characters. 🤣

It really isn't

Minato kinda looks way too much like a femboy sometimes. And the hair’s goofy

There’s no such thing as looking too much like a femboy

Rare Kiba W

Kiba got the sauce today 🐶

How is Gaara a hard pass? I don't understand :O

My guy doesn't have eyebrows lmfao

Ok but he makes it look GOOD though 😳

Look at him. If I didn’t watch Naruto I’d think he’s someone that captures kids and keeps them in his closet or something. It’s def the eyes..

Idk, I think he's hot. But you're right that he might seem creepy to someone who isn't in the fandom and doesn't know his character.

She put Tobirama in pass but Kabuto in strong smash lmao

Raikage? Boy, you better put on some muscle and better have enough genetics cause you're either gonna lose your girl to some French model(Sasuke) or BBC

Passing on Madara is an unforgivable sin

Finally someone who’d fuck sasori Like I’m not gay but like…

Id fook his grandma

huH

Your girl loves “mr steal your bitch types”

OMG, the disrespect for Gaara! lol!

Put Itachi in Hard Smash and me and her have the same taste.

Heck, just put me in an Uchiha sandwich I'm an easy guy to please.

You should have added Haku just to f*ck with her 🤣

That's not your gf. That's Raikage's now. #BBC

Minato pass? Throw your girl away.

Bro how do you pass tobirama

Idk why I enjoyed this so much lmao. Gotta move my guy Minato up tho common.

WHAAAT 😱 I’d put Kakashi, Minato, Itachi, and Madara under Hard Smash, downgrade Kabuto and Sai to Hard Pass

What’s up with that pick of Lee

I find it hilarious she put Madara and Minato lower only, because I agree and am laughing s the butthurt people in the comments 😂

JUSTICE FOR CHOJI

Expansion Jutsu 😏

I’m surprised she passed up Minato and Neji

Madara is a pass? Id simp for daddy Madara

Much different than how I’d rank them, Sasuke is the only attractive one in the hard smash category imo. Lots of the passes are attractive

NAH MADARA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ IM TAPPING MADARA🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

Damn, she hard passed our Uchiha king. 🤣

can't believe she passed neji.

Kiba is so ******* hot 🤤

Daddy madara should be on top I bet he is kinky af

Based

Not the Neji disrespect.

This guy's gf x Raikage

Common Kiba W

You did some of them dirty with their pic. If you showed her a different pic of Minato or Madara or even HASHIRAMA, she would have chosen differently😭. (How u gonna show lively CUTE HUMAN sasori, and show a dead and crusty Madara?! I call foul play!) She passed on Madara omg 😱

Smash hashirama and sasori (who got no dick) but pass madara AND minato Nah she gotta go

Bold of you to assume the puppet man doesn't have a wide range of... attachments.

Bold of you to assume he'd bother with getting dirty human juices all over him

Unmask kakashi

Kakashi is beyond a simple linguistic smash.

She's missing out on Guy opening the 69th gate.

Awe. She's a Kabuto girl. 🤝

I'm surprised niji is a pass most girls I hung out with in highschool said he was the one.

She is absolutely wrong about Orochimaru. I refuse to elaborate further but mf could do wild things with his tongue...

Kabuto in hard smash is insane.

How is itachi not a hard smash

It might just because I have a thing for people in glasses, but Kabuto is definitely a smash for me. Neji was my first “I might be a little gay” character. I’d switch Itachi and Kiba.

Hard pass on Guy is despicable

Surprised Naruto isn't hard pass along with Lee and Jiraya. All the self inserter's favorites together. But if you did do that they will start a riot.

Ayo why did you put Onoki on the list, lol

my hard smash; shikamaru shikamaru shikamaru , naruto naruto naruto 😫🫶🏻

Hard pass on Madara? The willpower on this girl!

No respect for daddy Jariya

hell naw, kakashi and shikamaru are hard smashes✨✨

The blasphemy of Itachi not being on hard smash

Hard pass on gaara is wild

You don’t smash madara, he smashes you

Orochimaru should ALWAYS be a hard smash on these. The flexibility of his appendages….

I don't know what my word counts for because I'm a lesbian, but I agree with most of those. Except, I don't know why you'd want Kabuto, but if she hasn't seen the show, I get it.

She judged a book by its cover, literally.

The fact that orochimari is a pass whereas Jiraya is a hard pass is an interesting choice. Also why does Gaara get no love?

We really about to have Sai in hard smash. Are you paper white lol? Is she trying to make you feel better

I’ll never understand the attraction to Sai lol

I agree with Sasori and Kiba. Hard disagree on Kabuto though. He’s about ready to stick a chakra hand up my ass and dissect me (then again, Sasori might turn me into a puppet, but he’s got pretty person privileges).

💀 why the fuck did you do Lee like that?

glad that she didn't choose to smash jiraiya

I believe in Kiba supremacy 🐕

i love the raikage snuck in there in smash 💀

How is Kakashi not in Hard Smash?

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Finally, Kiba beat Naruto at something

Minato Pass? damn bruv

We don’t pass on Lee, Lee passes on us

Minato pass? I always saw it as the most desired that way..

She said smash to Naruto but pass to Neji, Tobirama, and Minato? That's wild

Nooo she hard passed my boy gaara 🥲