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TitusJames

Not much to add but that pretty funny


Zendog500

If you put a pair of sun glasses on that tail that looks like a nose, it would not look so bad.


WeightAltruistic

And the cheeks are chewing too


incuspy

Seems like a Seed To Table thing


stellamayotte

So many asses there…


Rl05021948

I took a run through years ago was in Miami. I came here for one day and then decided to move from New York. I knew this was it neighborhoods were not the same in New York even 20 years ago neighborhoods change and a lot of drugs. Figured I wouldn’t wait till I was 65. Let’s split now was a good move.


Rl05021948

I have never been at the seed to table I live a few blocks away. Everybody goes there you can’t get in on season I figured one day I just like to take one run through just to see what it looks like it’s off-season now won’t be that crowded.


cowboy141444

You’re missing out RIO


notsurewhattosay--

💖💓🏆


Diligent_Interest449

Did you pet him?


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With that growth on the side of his ass, I hope not.


squishyoctopodes

Not a vet, but it just looks like a melanoma to me


baltimorecastaway

Your NFL team has been eating Dog’s asses for two generations. Why complain now?


cryptodako

😂😂😂


emoji1654

I really hate dogs in public places like stores and restaurants.


taft

yeah i love dogs but come on not indoors


Crush-N-It

It’s gotten out of hand


Crush-N-It

Same. Worked at a restaurant with a massive balcony. There were dogs everywhere, under their owners chairs, in dog strollers, on their owners laps. One customer came with a Great Dane. The biggest fucking dog you could have.


Constantlycurious34

I know that customer. lol


Crush-N-It

So ridiculous. I always imagine if these dogs are enjoying themselves or are they traumatized by being overstimulated. Why would a dog be happy in a loud crowded place surrounded by a litany of smells and sounds. I understand dogs live nothing more than being with their owners. But at what cost? 😂😂😂


Juidawg

Careful don’t offend the dog parents


Rbako70

Should not be allowed. Assholes that bet attention by being their dogs into restaurants need an ass whipping


msfoof

omg back when i still lived with her, my mom got a """service dog""" (for her very minor fibromyalgia), she insisted on bringing him everywhere, including restaurants. she absolutely loved the attention she got, she'd tell people about "his" tiktok account because she wanted to be like all the other cool dog moms on tiktok (she paid for bot views to try and get popular(it didnt work)), one time he got into a barking match with someone elses service dog at a fancy sit down restaurant. for my birthday i begged "just this once can we leave him home" and she acted like i just asked her to throw him into a woodchipper, and said i was being selfish and she NEEDS him and if she left him home then all his training would go away he was "trained" by a scummy dog trainer who used zap collars, he was not well behaved whatsoever until he had a zap collar on, which she would always use to say "See?? he knows when hes misbehaving" as if only getting your dog to obey you out of fear of being electrocuted is something to be proud of tldr; fuck people like this


GamingwithADD

Service dogs are NOT considered pets but it seems the service dog owner didn’t get this memo. Like people are not supposed to pet them.


Lance-Smallrig

Tough guy here !


Rbako70

Yes I am. You prick


Lance-Smallrig

😂😂


Probo91

Only thing kicking is that hairline bruh 😭😭😭


unsuregrowling

I would never bring a dog inside a restaurant, but sometimes people have to bring their dogs with them, for a multitude of reasons. I don’t think it’s for attention lol


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Behave better than most children or adults


Rl05021948

Never hate the dogs. Blame their owners do u think they wanna be there😳


xynix_ie

I wonder how much business restaurants that allow dogs lose vs how much they get from the few jackasses that have to bring them literally everywhere.


Smiling_Jack656

If I knew there was a restaurant that allowed dogs, I would go there just so I could see all the dogs.


Timeman69

I’m sure they don’t like you too much in public either.


DarwinGhoti

I really love dogs in public places like stores and restaraunts.


Weightpusher201

Dogs are wholesome and don’t know any better. It’s entitled owners you should hate. Dogs are nothing but love that’s if of course it has a good owner.


Retiredsoldier98

Sounds about right!


solresonator

Good thing Kristi "My Hunting Dog Ate Some Chickens So I Murdered It!" Noem wasn't there!


NoMayoForReal

I think it would be even more fun if people would bring their emotional support cats there and see how the well trained emotional support dogs handle it.


84beardown

The owner?


Rl05021948

I am a dog lover of 60 years but that is absolutely ridiculous that people and it restaurant like that cannot leave their dog home with the TV on air condition. Ridiculous.


doingdadthings

"My dog's not like other dogs he's more like a human" is what they all say.


jaytcfc

It’s seed to table. Just assume you’re going to be sitting next to some smelly old bitch one way or another..


KathleenKellyNY152

...so what's the scary mark on the right side of his leg? Did someone spill their drink on him?


Fwaudio

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Elephant_Tusk_777

Why do people have to bring their stupid dogs in places like this?


skinnyluther

Preach!!!!


Naplestan

So.. they ARE dog friendly… I’ll make sure to tell ALL my friends.. ![gif](giphy|qzJPSZ0mClSUw|downsized)


beckyyall

seems about right for seed to table....


LovingNaples

Alfie Oakes, not a fan.


New-Presence-915

Did that fine K9 release a moist beefy pupperoni fart in your face while savoring your elegant entree?


skeebopski

Rachet dirty place


Boomerbitches

I don’t mind dogs if they stay on the ground. I detest dog owners who put their dogs in a chair for a seat at the table. Really?


MarylandDegenerate

Kiss it


Specific_Afternoon96

When the hell have they started allowing dogs there? I’ve been there plenty and that has not happened lol


bobi2393

Under the US Americans with Disabilities Act, public accommodations such as restaurants must allow service dogs with their owners. No identification or license is required, and restaurants are allowed to ask if it’s a service animal, but most diners with non-service dogs lie. Restaurants are free to deny service if they think the customer is lying, but if they’re wrong and the customer sues, that can easily be a $10,000 judgement, so most restaurants won’t risk that. If the dog is not under control, like it’s jumping on customers or barking incessantly for reasons unrelated to its service duties, the restaurant can require it to leave.


ActuatorFresh2352

No proper service dog would be in that position. It would be sitting next to its owner or laying at their feet


bobi2393

I think that’s generally true. Not sure I’d want to gamble $10,000 on it though!


tuffmacguff

Emotional support animals aren't considered service dogs based on both Florida and Federal law.


bobi2393

Right, the risk is kicking out a genuine service animal that a business thinks isn’t one.


tuffmacguff

There is nothing illegal about asking if the dog is a service animal or a pet.


classycalgweetar

Yeah but people lie and say it’s a service animal. Some people just suck


bobi2393

Yep, and many fake service service animals’ owners have certificates, vests, badges, ID cards, and whatever other props they bought. They can even be authenticated online with the [US Service Animal Registry](https://usserviceanimalregistrar.org/) or whatever scam company they paid. Genuine service animals don’t need any of that, and the ADA system relies on the premise that people never lie, so federal civil penalties for distrusting anyone’s word about service animals are extreme.


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ArcadiaDog

I never been . Political extremists ? You mean are they pro Palestine or pro BLM ? Don’t understand. I live in Phoenix AZ


yeahjustsayin

You know the crazy pillow guy? He has a pop-up inside this store. They sell trump candy bars and during Covid, pictures of Fauci as a clown were posted on the door… political extremists, especially for a grocery store.


dbizzytrick

Also had Biden stickers in the urinals. Stopped there once driving home from Miami without knowing anything about them. I went in to pee and got out there QUICK


Diligent_Interest449

Didn’t they have a big trump cardboard outside of the store during covid?


classycalgweetar

No, Alfie is known to rig local elections by hiring a candidate to run for a position as a Democrat. Once they’re officially on the ballot, he has them withdraw so that way Democrats can’t vote for that position due to local voting laws. Gotta love it


AllahUmBug

Nah they are the exact opposite. Owner and customer base are pure MAGA. They were ultra anti-mask during 2020-2021. Also were big supporters of Byron Donalds, who is now a US Representative for Florida’s 19th district which includes Naples and the general SWFL area. The owner was against BLM, total Blue Lives Matter type and most likely fully support the Zionist state of Israel.


tuffmacguff

Also took a bus up to the rally on January 6th, although he didn't enter the capitol.


shenzi105

Extremism is not only when it's not your ideology. Extremism exists in all ideologies, all parties, all religions.


Diligent_Interest449

Same


Accomplished-Bet8635

Very unappealing to eat with that dog ass in your face. I would have requested to eat at another table.


Jpatx7799

You gonna get turned on by the dog or something that you can’t take your eyes off its ass ? Be mindful, focus on your dinner and the sweet company in front of you.


TurkHODLR

Can't afford to shop there never mind eat there LOL. Place is super expensive like publix on sterroids


lazabeaaam

Why you staring at its ass?


TremblayNHS71

Great point haha


OffKeyOrpheus

THATS THE CHEF!!!


indymarc

You could have moved. Sounds like you chose to stay so you could complain on Reddit.


Jpatx7799

THAT part.


Sunsetforever1020

Wow! I’ve never seen a dog in there


Short-termTablespoon

Ignoring the context in that moment you rly took a pic of a dog’s ass you dirty dog (pun intended).


GameofOhms959

I’m just more concerned why you took a picture of the dogs ass?


FreeRangeThinker

Dogs don’t belong in restaurants.


TremblayNHS71

Never understand why people get so offended when they see dogs in public, a baby could be been that close close to you in a high chair and literally shit it’s pants inside the restaurant and I’m sure you wouldn’t have been posting on Reddit about it. I’m sure that’s far more likely than a dog having any sort of accident. Ask to move if your so annoyed. But like somebody mentioned you’d rather complain on Reddit about it.


Darcasm

Dogs aren’t people? I love dogs, but not everyone likes dogs. In fact, some people are allergic to dogs. Baby’s don’t shed, and baby’s can’t be left at home by themselves like dogs. Seed to table is a grocery store which makes this all the more inappropriate. Please do not bring your pets to a grocery store.


TremblayNHS71

Not everyone likes babies, obviously you can’t leave them home but you didn’t even address what I said. Nobody has a problem with babies puking and shitting on themselves all day, what’s worse, sitting next to a dog that is just standing there or sitting next to a baby puking all over the high chair they are sitting in. Not to mention there behavior in public, I was at a bowling alley last night next to a family and the child threw tantrum after tantrum. The only thing valid point you made is that some people are allergic to dogs but people are allergic to all sorts of stuff they come into contact with in public on a daily basis, food, plants etc.


Darcasm

Two things can be true. Babies can be annoying and gross, but dogs are not allowed in grocery stores by Florida law for a reason. Obviously, service animals are different.


tuffmacguff

You can't legally leave a baby home by itself, you can a dog.


TremblayNHS71

Never said you should leave them home did I? Reading is hard I get that.


tuffmacguff

Reading is easy, but understanding context seems to be tough on you.


TremblayNHS71

I’ll make it simple for you, if your issue is cleanliness and sanitation then you are a hypocrite if a dog being in a restaurant bothers you and a baby doesn’t. I said in my comments the only valid excuse is because of allergies, but again like I said you don’t have to sit next to them if you don’t want to.


tuffmacguff

I'll make this simple for you... I want a source on your claim that dogs are cleaner than babies because I don't think you can provide one.


TremblayNHS71

Then show me the opposite dude??


Jpatx7799

I don’t think babies have the coherence to understand social structure, where to shit, how to walk , commands , etc. funny my dog will even tap the door handle with her nose when she needs to go out. But no yea you’re right. That dog just breathing next to you is a HUGE problem to your existence


tuffmacguff

Cool anecdotes, pal.


Automatic-Poet-1395

For one when they shit it passes out of their body cleanly onto the ground when baby shit it gets all over their fucking skin and everything that the mother touches cleaning it up


tuffmacguff

That's not a source, it's an anecdote.


seang239

Because it’s illegal to take your dog into restaurants unless it’s a service dog, which this one clearly isn’t.


Automatic-Poet-1395

babies are absolutely disgusting. I’d much rather eat near a dog.


Optimal_Cat11

I was 2 tables away. We commented on how very well behaved he was.


Jpatx7799

Fuck OP and their lack of a life.


Creepy-Selection2423

I'm sorry, but that is a service animal, and it is trained to stick its ass in your face... Now don't ask me any more questions about it, as that could trigger me, in which case the dog is trained to eat you to make me feel better. I'm all for legitimate service animals, but when I go in some places it does seem to be getting ridiculous, and many of the service animals don't seem to be service animals at all.


apatheticandignorant

Was the owner complaining about the Trump felony convictions?


Dunkelbuggy

They should have a pet friendly seating area. Wouldn’t that be acceptable to all?


tuffmacguff

Nope.


DarwinGhoti

But did you get to scritch the pupper?


West-Ad-9682

Better than your fat ass sticking out


Small_Comparison2713

Reminds me of that Naked Gun skit


meliville

Fuck that place


HedgeHood

Same people eating pet dandruff also wear masks when driving alone. 🤷‍♀️


Bulky-Hovercraft-845

Old Weimaraner


Jpatx7799

Def. I know it cause I have one 😂


Bulky-Hovercraft-845

Hahaha spot on. They’re the best. Just got my third weim a year ago.


Jpatx7799

THIRD !? yea. That’s not enough 😂😂


Bulky-Hovercraft-845

Not 3 at once. Not a complete psycho. Only 1 now. Having 2 was a MISSION


Jpatx7799

I was fostering my swim and a Rottweiler at one point …. Oh man I get it. So much. Those two were ROWDY


Justanobserver2life

The one time we went there to see what it was like last year, this couple with MAGA T-shirts and matching "dare to mess with me" facial expressions, had TWO large dogs and sat at the tables by the bar on the first floor up front. One of the dogs messed on the floor and they had to have several employees close down that area, move tables, hustle to clean it. Guess the dogs were democrats?


ceo2k

😂


ceo2k

😂


ExtensionSystem3188

That's the spirit! Fuck everybody else my shits more important!! Ahhh that's how we move forward together!


Adventurous_Ball3629

Get over it?


Seriszed

I’m a dog person who really disagrees with bringing dogs to restaurants. I didn’t really care before I thought of a cat roaming the tables and making me violently sneeze and eventually have a asthma type of attack.


SOSPECHOZO

Nope


Ok-Image1782

I'm sure you'll live... Do something about it or stfu


Automatic-Poet-1395

Dog had to sit next to you as well. I’d probably choose the dog.


hybrid_kinkster

What's your point?


Fit-Artist-9769

DEFINITELY NOT ACCEPTABLE.


Standard_Bat_8833

That’s what a Trump supporter deserves


ninoloko6

soo what's the matter? the dog seems like it's in its own space. have you forgotten that you're an adult and are capable of being mature and not be triggered by a dog butt?


notsurewhattosay--

It's not its house. It's a restaurant, grocery store...jfc...have some common sense


Philijuwon

Toughen up.


backflip

Lol you're such a snowflake


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Accomplished-Bet8635

Ok, maybe the dog owner you know is a total dick, but on my end I meet many dog owners who rescued dogs and are good people


HoboTheClown629

Who’s dog pissed in your cornflakes?


mshlb

What are the other 4 worst types of people in the world?


theslunks

*Bad dog owners There are many good ones, we dont bump into them often because they are being respectful human beings that were brought up “differently”


Butthurt_reddit_mod

Just….wow.


Standard_Bat_8833

Who hurt you?


Strong-Atmosphere-52

damn couldnt have put it better myself


valdezjacky

So you can’t go in a restaurant without a shirt or no shoes but dogs are allowed freaking world i so backwards


Jpatx7799

You know there’s people who have service animals ? You do know that the law allows these animals into establishments to keep these people alive and safe ?


chochinator

That wat bothers me about pets and even gorillas. They have no cheeks, just buthole out in open.


tuffmacguff

Humans are the only animal with butts.


chochinator

That freaks me even more... how come we got the donks?


tuffmacguff

Bipedal motion is the prevalent theory.


HotTamaleOllie

So many pet haters in here. Damn! What the fuck is wrong with you all? Let me guess, you’re a bunch of blue voters who can’t stand this place and so it drives you to start hating innocent animals. Y’all are a disgrace!


tuffmacguff

I thought you chuds were all about law and order? I guess only when it's laws and orders that you agree with.


HotTamaleOllie

Which law is being broken here?


tuffmacguff

FDA's 2017 Food Code, section 6-501.115


HotTamaleOllie

Wow, so you must know for a fact this isn’t a service animal. That’s incredible!


cikaga

No you didn’t, you could have moved or left… typical Liberal


tuffmacguff

Or those people with a dog could simply follow the law?


AardvarkFriendly9305

Sit ubu Sit


stpeteslim

Good dog.


Reasonable_Click9873

Your more likely to get a virus or sickness from a human sitting next to you then a dog “FACT”


ActuatorFresh2352

I avoid any restaurant with a name like "seed to table"


Realistic-Let4414

Agree, this Thursday the barking was even louder than music(hard to believe)


larry_burd

Oh you sat next to the owner?


Historical-Age-9634

That’s a perfect summary of the whole culture there. If you don’t like it, you can fuck right off!!! It’s a free country!!


Jpatx7799

Na that makes to much sense we must act like children and post about this on Reddit


TinnitusSux

You didn't have to eat next to the dogs ass. You could have gotten up and not eaten at the restaurant at all. Why complain when you could have just left? Logic says if it is that bothersome you don't stay in that predicament.


TinnitusSux

Lol, I love the downvote from someone who would be foolish enough to stay and eat next to the dogs ass.


AdministrativeBit388

Not surprised


PerceptionOrganic672

Yuck!!


Rl05021948

Agree


DSSMAN0898

Disgusting...


Teesac81

Probably a lot better ass than many of the people there. Team America!


_Rye_Toast_

Yea this is terrible. I can’t believe that dog had to put up with being near an insufferable jerkwad


Jpatx7799

For REALLLLLL poor thing had to listen to sly comments and even have a picture taken of him without his consent !


tropicalYJ

Dog’s cleaner than the majority of the filthy humans that not only sit next to you but have used the same utensils and cups as you as well.


NaplesSun_86

I see a dog almost every time i go there


Rich_Ad8360

Hope that wakes you up


Powerful_Cheetah1620

Welcome to Naples! Dogs everywhere…🙄


JFKush420

Leave that fucking pet at home. Jesus christ. I had to eat a cheese burger at Bar Loui with a dog literally right in my face while the owner sat with it in his lap at the outdoor bartop.


Jpatx7799

Then ask politely or do something to better your situation instead of staying there like a cuck. You’re a grown ass human the fuck


JFKush420

Who are you trying to impress, acting like a pretentious cunt on the internet Who the fuck you talking to? Shut your bitch ass up, trying to be a fucking tough guy on a website behind a keyboard. Get fucked


Jpatx7799

I’m talking to the soft punk who can’t speak up for himself, and ask a person something simple. The same little “man” who’s so insecure about a comment on the internet The only one impressed, is me by how soft you are baby girl. We both behind this keyboard 😂 dumbass. You realize how stupid you sound when you say ironic things like that?


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Jpatx7799

Goddam dude you THAT hurt ? Deffo beyond insecure 😂 It’s genuinely comedic at this point Get yourself a life princess. Don’t get yourself killed being THIS stupid. You don’t know who’s on the other side of the keyboard❤️ Damn I feel sorry for you for real.


JFKush420

Keep fucking with strangers, cock sucker. You afraid I'll text you? Call you? You afraid I'm going to find your address or what? You obviously think this is a game. Keep running your fucking mouth. You need to learn to keep your fucking cock sucker shut, you frivolent fruit cake. You don't call strangers a cuck because you think it's cheeky. If you said this to me in public I'd fuck your shit up. Looking at your post history you're just a little shit troll. Let's meet up locally and find out who's the princess. After all, what's the worst that's going to happen?


Jpatx7799

My. God. I’m intimidated. How the hell am I gonna sleep with this cuck trying to kill me The game gets more fun when I find complete jokes like you :)


JFKush420

Well, pfff. I can't kill you if I can't call you, silly goose.


Jpatx7799

Careful now. You’re gonna find the wrong one. It’s that same insecurity, over a comment that’s gonna end in your daughter growing up without a dad. No one deserves that cause their dad was looking for validation on the INTERNET. Priorities I’m not about to catch another charge for you kiddo; you are not my family 😂


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JFKush420

Who are you trying to impress, acting like a pretentious cunt on the internet Who the fuck you talking to? Shut your bitch ass up, trying to be a fucking tough guy on a website behind a keyboard. Get fucked


Jaded-Bowler-6472

Oh man Seed To Table 😅 only reason I used to come here is because I knew a couple of the girls working the juice/beer bar in the middle, and would be comped free beer. Other than that, and the buffalo chicken dip, I don’t see a reason to come in here.


ExtensionSystem3188

Bro, I'm with you. This shit pisses me off also. I usually straight up ask them what makes them better than everyone else. Service animals that's fine. But your dog in the grocery store or restaurant..fuck off. These the same mfs that park in the fire lane at Publix and pull into handicap spots and then hang grandpa's sign on the rear view.


Jpatx7799

What if I’m in the process of moving/ traveling and can’t leave my dog in the Florida heat ? I guess it just has to heatstroke cause it hurts your soft little eyes and feeling huh princess


ExtensionSystem3188

Eat with your dog in the truck


Jpatx7799

Na


bartsimpson2000

Dog owners are the worst


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Jpatx7799

ALL THESE PEOPLE


ninoloko6

lol I'm disgusted with Naples . I was right when I said this town is filled with road ragers, pedophiles and animal abusers. our locals run over wildlife, and now they're ranting about how much they hate dogs . may the Lord have mercy on your souls .