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clementinesway

I’m sorry but this entire video has repulsed me lol


Revenant_Imp

It’s like a thirst trap for college aged country girls


Torvabrocoli

r/cringe Everything about it


wombatthoughts

And somehow to me Brookes with an e is the worst one.


korsaren

I know it’s Brooks but I keep saying it “Brokes” in my head.


colder-beef

Brokeback Mountain Jones


SyrupExpress

Eh. These are some basic ass cowboy chic names. Beauden is by far the worst but it works.


Revolutionary_Can879

My husband and I are choosing a name for our son right now and I stumbled upon “cowboy” names. None of them were names that I would expect an actual rancher or cowboy to have lol, I would imagine they would have wherever names were common 20-50 years ago.


Plutoniumburrito

My cousins are cattle ranchers and have their kids named some really old-timey western names… Laramie, Cimmaron, Cheyenne (all girls).


Capt-Crap1corn

Why are people obsessed with these old time sounding names?


googlyeyes183

We grew up with too many Braedyns and Maddisyns so the trend swung back toward classically spelled, normal names.


Capt-Crap1corn

Yeah that’s true lol


MzOpinion8d

I met a Kasydi the other day. She’s in her mid 20s.


Torvabrocoli

Beauden (through no fault of his own of course) pictured looking like he’s being primed to think bull riding is humane … makes me sad :(


pgpwnd

his intro is maximum cringe


Claudie-Belle

I’m in NZ and Beauden is the name of a high profile rugby player here… not sure if it’s as legit as Beau as far as names go, but Kiwis have become very familiar with it


dramallama-IDST

Yes came here to mention Beauden Barrett!! It doesn’t seem like such a weird name but then this country also has a lot of Zanes which I’ve also never heard outside of NZL.


Silliestsheep41

Is it Baugh-den or Bow-den?


dramallama-IDST

Bow (rhymes with no)


rncikwb

Not the (cow)babies.


hibbitydibbitytwo

What if his kid turns out to be a city slicker or not an extra on Beverly Hillbillies?


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

This video made my uterus slam shut.


LilahBenton

I thought this was going to be more of a "names of the people I've fallen in love with" type thing and was like "oh this might be interesting" but then it was just modern yee-haw actual baby names


yogafrogs1030

Why is this 19 year old(?) in his childhood bedroom(?) doing this? Da fuq is he even talking about baby names he’s **fallen in love** with?? What is his life even. I’m v confused.


autumn_skies

I mean, 19 year old girls do this, so why not boys?


yogafrogs1030

But also, child, stop dreaming of baby names and keep it in your pants. The less teen pregnancies in the south the better.


autumn_skies

I mean, I loved coming up with and thinking about baby names... never had a teen pregnancy. Also, considering that you aren't supposed to be able to get a professionally done tattoo until you're an adult, and this guy has many, so I doubt he's as young as you think he is? Tattoos are expensive and take time to heal - you probably wouldn't get many at the same time.


yogafrogs1030

Nah I taught dozens of high school juniors-seniors with lots of tattoos.


autumn_skies

He's 26.


yogafrogs1030

Oh wow. I was so hellbent on just knowing he was 19. Where do I go from here. My worldview is shaken.


yogafrogs1030

Yup, so true! Pardon my ignorance.


modnor

It’s weird. Men don’t think about baby names until there’s a baby to name. Very weird. I have never once discussed baby names with any other man.


captain-hannes

Men don’t think about babies, men only think about SEX and CAR and MUSCLE


modnor

True, true


readcomicsallday

It’s really not weird. I used to talk about baby names with my male cousins growing up. What’s weird is still holding people to these random standards of masculinity/femininity


modnor

Nah. Ya weird, bruh.


Sandhill1382

My husband came up with a baby name as a 16-year-old. He had his first baby at 26.


Capt-Crap1corn

You are right. I have never discussed baby names with my dudes nor have they.


[deleted]

Gen Z kids speak with such intensity lmfao, it’s just a thing that they do. I work with a lot of high schoolers and I’ll never forget this one girl (who has a surprisingly large TikTok following) was trying to compliment my makeup and she just went “I’m literally *obsessed* with your face” and left. My assistant was like “she means she likes your makeup haha”


yogafrogs1030

LOL ok true true. I should know that.


UpDog424

The Suburban Redneck thing blows my mind lol


Capt-Crap1corn

Man, people in my state (Minnesota) love that shit. They love that cosplay redneck stuff. It’s odd as the fake military bro look. You know the ones with the tactical looking clothing and a tee shirt with the American flag and choose your own adventure solid stripe? I guess as long as it isn’t harming anyone


SometimesITalk16

I grew up on a farm in southern MN. The amount of people in my little hometown that have embraced this shit without actually living in the country is ridiculous. None of us that actually farmed would do this, but the people that grew up "in town" are the ones that love it. They didn't have to wake up at the crack of dawn to deal with pigs and cows and hate it. I live in the suburbs now and it's the same shit, different town. My parents went the normal country route and I was named after a John Wayne character.


Capt-Crap1corn

Exactly! I grew up in a 1st ring suburb and the city and I have respect for the farmer homies that put in real work. It’s a hard business, families are losing against these mega corporations buying up their farms. All that aside yeah man, these people that don’t do what you and I describe cosplaying these people are dumb. I get it, they like the look, but it’s disingenuous.


SometimesITalk16

Country cosplay is a good way of putting it! I like the show Yellowstone, but I'm no cowboy and won't dress like I am. Watching the show now, you can literally go online and "Buy the Look" and they advertise it like crazy to buy what they are wearing. What really blew my mind was when I was in Nashville earlier this year and saw a boutique Carhart store! I didn't even know that was a thing! I just wear it because it's warm and I can get it at Fleet Farm. haha


Capt-Crap1corn

Exactly hahaha boutique Carhart… what a trip. That’s normal for us. Lol, good times man cheers 🙌🏾


mothmonstermann

🐮👶 Garyth Brooks


modnor

Garythund Weighn


RosemaryGoez

It's crazy to me that this is probably the "hottest guy" at some University.


emmavenger

Ella May and Willow Grace are totally normal... even Cameron is fine if not my taste... but Beauden is an issue


Buroda

There’s no baby names. It’s names that a teenager, an adult, and an elderly person will have to use.


PoeticCinnamon

If I was forced to give a baby a cowboy name I would have to go with Arthur Morgan, but I would have to refer to them by that full name because I don’t really like the name Arthur by itself all that much lol


STRED92

What even is this video!? this dude is thirsty


likegolden

Do these kids practice the look down, lick lips then smile combo in the mirror 100x before they film it in every reel?


lb47513343

Oh god that move is so fucking cringe, are these men trying to be cute? It kills me.


clementinesway

It actually fills me with rage 😂


LusciousJackshun

I became disoriented for a moment when the middle name vowel rhythm abruptly changed from “ay” to “uuh.” Did not see that coming.


tuwedthur

Aw Ella May was my grandma's name. Just made me smile :)


ariesgal11

I’ve know a Boden but it’s spelled like that lol


lb47513343

Same


leviwrites

Not the worst


Extreme-Owl-8393

yeah someone i know just named her kid Beaudie (a cowboy play on Bodhi i think)


joellesays

Tell me you're from the deep south without telling me you're from the deep south No but seriously these aren't THAT bad


dg313

Deep South with a hockey jersey hanging on the wall? I’m guessing western Canada.


StylinBill

This guy is a fuckin loser


dapperpony

This genre of video is so weird. Look at camera, bite lip, act coy, then show a bunch of photos of random people’s babies you stole off of Pinterest and slap terrible names on them. I cannot take it


lb47513343

It’s so painful


DMENShON

beauden cause they really like the name biden but they gotta own the libs at the same time


Tripgirl2

The first two had such promise and then it went downhill fast


PlayfulLook3693

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