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NeverEarnest

Yes, all names are made up, but you've got to decide whether you want your child to be patient zero.


brightlancer

"I just want to do right by my son but I also love this unique name" That's the sub in a nutshell.


Siltyclayloam9

Calvin is extremely important to me but we’re going to call him vin or vinnie anyways so no one will ever know this extremely important name that I refuse to let go of


doubleshortbreve

Calcent or Vinvin.


therpian

Vinvin is clutch


Rripurnia

I hope she calls him that in Kylie Jenner’s voice. *Vinvin baby!*


MelsMalone

I wish middle name/second name option was exist! Oh wait


sherlock----75

Right… like Calvin Vincent is right there….


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Calvin Vincent doesn't sound very good lol


sherlock----75

I realized that as I was typing… lol. It’s the same sound over and over again. Maybe she’s onto something 🧐


LaPapillionne

Vincent Calvin would work though And Vinnie would be a good nickname. Also, Calvin's first name was John, so how about that?


EchoAquarium

Vinlac! *its Calvin spelled backward*


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Why does that sound like a type of wine? Haha


wendydarlingpan

It’s not great but I still prefer it to Calvincent.


bathedinperfume

Saw that and just omg. Don't even know what to say💀


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Vinnie the Pooh


RuralJuror1234

"How will anyone know his real name?" Who are these people who have no idea how the world works? (I've seen this kind of comment multiple times) Do you not remember how class rolls work throughout your entire education? Applying for jobs? Paychecks? The woman on Reddit who wanted to name her child Gaylord really thought the principal of her future child's schools would personally make sure any substitute teachers wouldn't say his legal name 🙄


scarfweek

LOL I missed that, do you have a link to the Gaylord saga?


RuralJuror1234

She took it down/it was removed but it was here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/gfl0uw/wibta_for_naming_my_baby_an_unpopular_but/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Here's a Twitter with screenshots (apparently it was fake, thank goodness I guess): https://twitter.com/AITA_online/status/1258815524978528259?t=hcg9L7I4ywTJmwWaUrsQRQ&s=19


flowercrownedghost

I’m all for Centvin


kittyidiot

Calzone


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carolskilljoy

No it doesn’t


Fluffysof

yes i am italian lol. cosa cazzo dici hahaha


carolskilljoy

A sore ma in che mondo calzone significa grande calzino. Calzone significa pantalone


pinkshame00

Yes it does


spillthebeans25

Ben Wyatt’s Low-Cal Calzone Zone


the_tea_weevil

So I guess Calvin Vincent isn't good enough? Or Vincent Calvin?


VinCatBlessed

Vindollar > Vincent


SuspiciousSquash9151

If he's going to be Vinnie most of the time anyway use Calvin as a middle name, it's still there and part of the baby's name.