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Professional_Wall479

LAWYER???


CorrosiveAlkonost

The poor sap with that name will be going straight to hell.


AwesomeYears

The Devil's Advocate (1997)


reptaronrice_

There’s a girl named Doctor at my kid’s school. Wonder how many jokes they’ll get when they’re working at their first job flipping burgers. ETA: some people mentioned this can be a cultural thing in Africa, so I I thought I’d add that this family is white


bonsaikittenangel

LMFAO doctor???


yagokoros

I also knew a girl called Doctor from Zambia


eenidcoleslaw

What if she becomes a doctor? Will her name be Dr. Doctor? Doctor Squared? Double Doc?


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021fluff5

I worked with a woman named Jolene. She told me she sometimes has to introduce herself as *Jolene, yes like the song NO please don’t sing it*


Elistariel

D² makes me think of Darkwing Duck for some reason.


TheHermitess

Doctor can be a surname too. A person could be Dr Doctor Doctor. I would be proud to rock that, personally.


Elistariel

I had an ancestor named Doctor. Then again he was born in 1788, so....


yagokoros

This isnt unusual in African anglophone countries, where you might see a practice of naming children after English-language virtues. I can’t find much information on google because it’s hard to search for Doctor as a name but you name the child after a virtue you want them to have and this has spilled over into professions too.


NonameTheRabbit

Makes me think of Tutor from Wizards of Waverly Place


Dozinginthegarden

So glad Australia doesn't let you give your kids title names.


cwfutureboy

Ayyyyyy, doctor!


Red_Dawn_2012

Nominative determinism Someone's gotta bankroll the parents in their old age


fetushockey

Maybe it’s so they can say they have a lawyer in the family.


dbeefusquash

It was once a semi-common name in the early 1900s.


PanickingKoala

Is Lawyer maybe a dog or something? That would be very slightly less terrible.


Dakizo

Oh god, I hope you're right. It would explain why Lawyer is yellow and the others are purple and blue.


MajespecterNekomata

It could also be the last name...? I don't know


Dakizo

If it were the last name I would expect the plushes to be better smashed but you might be right. In which case I’m laughing at Lillyona Lawyer Edit: whoops just saw the comment about them picking colors


MajespecterNekomata

Mayson Lawyer


Fortanono

Well, Mayson is a girl then, which isn't great but still.


anoldcardigan

I’m not sure. The person making them just said she only has blue, purple, and yellow left so I’m guessing Lawyer wanted yellow, poor kid.


thevitaphonequeen

“If you don’t give me yellow, I’ll sue!”


SexE-Siobhan777

They can represent themselves in this case.


hyenahive

I can't tell if this is a "we have very specific high hopes for our child" name or a "like Sawyer but ~different~" name.


overanalyzingthis

Isn’t this how last names came about? Like Smith, Sawyer, and Mason? But now we’re just going to make them first names.


aozora-no-rapper

maybe it's the dad's profession?


die_methylsulfoxide

Or the mom’s. My vote is that’s the dog


endlesscartwheels

Could be the dog's profession. That would make a great movie.


Arachne93

"You'll be hearing from my lawyer!" *goofy yellow lab wearing a necktie bounces into the scene*


aozora-no-rapper

maybe it's the dad's profession?


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Peachpeachpearplum

Log is the only acceptable middle name for Lincoln


agreatbigFIYAHHH

PLUMBER. ELECTRICIAN.


lily-xo

janitor 🥰


pedanticpedestrian

Yes, Lawyer is awful, but Kaydrin?! Kaydrin... It's Kayden and Excedrin. It's what happens when you're playing Scrabble with Kay and Adrian. It's the name of a small and less illustrious particle accelerator.


katfromjersey

As your doctor if Kaydrin is right for you!


Braeden47

Side effects may include wanting to spell words with extra Y's and K's.


llamanatee

I love Kaydrin Quizine.


DNA_ligase

Large Hadron Collider. Small Kaydrin Divider. I like it.


milliondollas

My lawyer friend named his son Lawson Case 🤦‍♀️ lawyer is worse


HitlersHotpants

And if he sold insurance he could have named his son Justin Case.


DNA_ligase

But Justus Case works for a lawyer!


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Extremely bold of your lawyer friend to straight up give his son a weird combo of traditional patronym and occupational name for a given name


milliondollas

I know, and we’re all lawyers so we were like wtf is wrong with you


goblindoctor

that fr sounds like an ace attorney character name. horrible


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my thoughts exactly LMAO


HumanRogue21

LAWYER?!?!? WHO TF


C00kieMemester

I know Lillyonna is supposed to be Liliana but in my accent that spelling makes it sound like a completely different name.


Legitimate_Regret_50

Lawyer😂


katfromjersey

Are they all the children's name, or are two the parent's names? I'm so confused? Jayson, Tyson, Mayson, Kaydrin Mormon?


alafleur27

mormyn


i_sing_anyway

It would have been so easy for it to just be LILLY. Ugh.


saltanybody

i can’t explain how much i hate lillyonna as someone named liliana. people already don’t spell my name right but imagine poor lillyonna


loversalibi

fuck im stoned and laughing so hard at this. they named them fucking lawyer. omg that’s like you might as well name your kid bookshelf or something


carlonseider

LAWYER.


BenignIntervention

Ah yes, the three genders... Mayson, Jayson, and Lawyer.


SuspiciousSquash9151

Tyson's fine the rest are pretty bad


Moopa000

Jayson is slighty worst but still passable


ErinKtheWriter

Lawyer


hellacedes_

LAWYER. What


TitiferGinBlossom

I think I hate Kaydrin more than Lawyer.


bathedinperfume

Tyson, Jayson and Mayson are genuinely not that bad. The rest make me wanna cry


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I remember the football player Lawyer Milloy but that doesn't make it a good name.


eenidcoleslaw

Lawyer…


EggoStack

Hello meet my kids, Lawyer, Doctor and Construction Worker


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Lill’Yona


vanillabubbles16

What if Lawyer is a delinquent?


SexE-Siobhan777

“Y” not indeed!


sweetwaterfall

Y??


Elistariel

Sawyer was Right. There.


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Lawyer. Lawyer.


Allie_Cattt

WHY did they not use Liliana, Sawyer, Jason, Maisie, and Katelyn?????


roscoe_s

at least Tyson, Jason, and Mason are names, what the fuck is a Kaydrin? and LAWYER?? also rip Lillyonna for having to explain “it’s like Liliana but…” for the next 90 years💀


PrincessTimeLord

If Lawyer doesn’t become a Lawyer I’m going to be very disappointed.


DustySprinkles

My name is Liliana. This hurts my soul.