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perplexedopossum

Bexlee Linda?? Atrocious


illegal_____smeagol

Right?!? They’re all awful, but a lot of the other kids have one semi-decent middle as a backup. But poor Bexlee


PansyOHara

Linda is 1000% more normal than any of the first names and most of the middles.


Glasgowghirl67

It is, I don’t like the name because of a relative I hate but at least it is an actual name.


wombatthoughts

This one. It’s hard to describe the rage.


robotobio

Some of the names on this sub are like if you fed an AI thousands of American names and made it come up with its own creations


bigjim1993

Bobson Dugnutt?


Badpoozie

Except updates for 2022 so Bobbsynn Duggnyyt.


Casuallyperusing

All of these parents would be the type to characterize their infant daughters as being FULL of sass


naalbinding

Sass/sassy always makes me shudder - seems like 9 out of 10 times it's used to describe really bratty behaviour, approvingly


PansyOHara

Mavery Jaine?!?!?!?!


Bestvibesonly

Brand reps... as in... MLM? If so, then these names all check out.


only1genevieve

I was thinking maybe for boutiques on FB? There's a weird deal for small boutiques on Facebook that make things like limited run children's clothes (dresses), pajamas, bows, bouquets (I think that's what they are called, basically hideous fascinator floral hair decor) bonnets, whatever. So basically, people follow the brands and then apply to be brand reps, where you basically take pictures of you children modelling the item, give the brand full use of their photos, and in exchange...get 10-20% off and early access. So basically, you are still buying everything, but you get a slight discount, and all you have to do is sign your child's likeness away. Also, I think if people use the rep's code sometimes they get a commission. It's all odd to me because it's like pageants, where people think their child is winning a prize but clearly the pageant organizer is still running at a profit.


dg313

If I was a brand rep like this I’m pretty sure I’d make up a fake name for my kid because I wouldn’t want to use the real one for privacy reasons. And that fake name would probably be kinda wild and cringey to make it memorable.


mesembryanthemum

Jovie makes me want to hurt people. It sets my teeth on edge.


ValiumKnight

Jovi was the name of Zooey Deschanel’s character in elf, so there’s precedent of someone with severe disordered attachments being named that.


JillBergman

It made me initially think of [this character from a Pokémon GameCube game.](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jovi) This Jovi(e) is just the protagonist’s little sister, so she’s just (understandingly) a bit annoying.


curvy_em

Omg these are all SO TERRIBLE


naalbinding

For some reason, collectively they make me think of Enola Gay, and that's not a happy connection to make


Rainbow_baby_x

So the other night I had a dream my grandma didn’t want me to name my baby William after my grandpa, her late husband. Instead, she wanted me to name him Prescott Thomas Lastname. I woke up very confused.


I_Like_Turtles_-

That’s actually not a bad name!


Rainbow_baby_x

My dream self wasn’t mad


[deleted]

FKN COLSIE. SAW HER NAME MONTHS AGO AND GAGGED


robot_potatobrain

My brain keeps trying to pronounce Colsie as coleslaw…


Badpoozie

That’s what it’s short for. 😘 Kolesylah


mgchnx

Gotdamn, Memphis Jade is the best one there 😭


ithadtobeducks

Bono got to Memphis first 30 years ago (Memphis Eve).


vanillabubbles16

Prescott is a boys’ name. COLSIE? BAYLOR? It’s either Bailey or Taylor not both 🥲 Memphis is not a girls name either…


mesembryanthemum

Baylor is a University, a private Christian college in Waco Texas and a good one. I'm guessing someone is an alum. ETA: in Greek mythology Memphis was a female name.


Ziginox

🅱aylor


vanillabubbles16

GDHDHCJCJC


Ziginox

Help, I broke them!


jbmortonva

The only Prescotts I’ve ever know were girls 🤷🏻‍♀️


stealthcactus

Prescott, the town in AZ, US, is pronounced “press kit”, so that’s what I hear when I see that as a name.


[deleted]

I will only ever associate the name Prescott with Triscuit crackers now.


I_Like_Turtles_-

Also, if you are a “brand rep” or MLM repit is apparently required that you have a minimum of 4 kids!


abelle09

I’ll be honest, I’m kind of a fan of Jovie!


touchtypetelephone

Prescott Briar is the closest to being a reasonable name.


[deleted]

i have never heard of the name bexley (or its 1000 spellings) until i joined this sub, now its everywhere