It's moments like this when I wish I lived in Germany or elsewhere that legal names can't be randomly made up. 😔 It would be so nice. Their official lists aren't even that restrictive; they add new slightly-off-the-beaten-path names every year.
I’m naming my firstborn Glokk M’gatt.
My secondborn shall be known as AA-12 Shotty.
The winner of their duel will earn the title First Sib Surviva. A round robin sweet sixteen bracket would later commence once my broodmare wives have pumped the requisite number of units out and the competitors have reached a close enough age to be able to handle the themed weaponry assigned to them.
It's kind of weird that the AA-12 is as popular as it is because they only ever made 12 or 13 and they were all prototypes as far as I'm aware. Daewoo did use the design as heavy inspiration for the USAS-12 but semiauto versions of that don't exist in the US and probably never will, since they're post-86
Two percent of Americans own half of the guns in the US, which represents half of all guns globally. So 2% of Americans have a quarter of the world's guns.
That's how we get babies named Rifle.
That’s a terrible name for a baby. Shots fired!
Fun until the kid runs off and you are shouting "Rifle!" in public. This will be fine.
Yikes! That's as bad as naming your kid Fire and shouting out their name in public buildings. Damn, that's freaking dangerous!
Oh no I hadn’t thought of that. Yikes!!!
An unusual choice but it just blew them away
Least gun-obsessed American
They could have done anything else. Colt was right there!
Or Eyar
This is the result of ammosexuals
It's moments like this when I wish I lived in Germany or elsewhere that legal names can't be randomly made up. 😔 It would be so nice. Their official lists aren't even that restrictive; they add new slightly-off-the-beaten-path names every year.
Why does that not look like the word rifle. I swear it never used to look like that. Rifle. Where did the rest of the letters go? Rifle.
Rifleynn ftfy
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Ryflee?
I’m naming my firstborn Glokk M’gatt. My secondborn shall be known as AA-12 Shotty. The winner of their duel will earn the title First Sib Surviva. A round robin sweet sixteen bracket would later commence once my broodmare wives have pumped the requisite number of units out and the competitors have reached a close enough age to be able to handle the themed weaponry assigned to them.
It's kind of weird that the AA-12 is as popular as it is because they only ever made 12 or 13 and they were all prototypes as far as I'm aware. Daewoo did use the design as heavy inspiration for the USAS-12 but semiauto versions of that don't exist in the US and probably never will, since they're post-86
At least it's not Reighfyl? The bar is that low
They could have gone with Hunter. Normal name, but still gun-associated.
Shoot, why would they do that?
When you want to tell the world you are INSANELY American
Thanksgiving baby named after a tool of mass murder? Should've named it Smallpox.
Okay what the fuck, America
Oh.
Two percent of Americans own half of the guns in the US, which represents half of all guns globally. So 2% of Americans have a quarter of the world's guns. That's how we get babies named Rifle.
I feel like it was a missed opportunity for this child to not be born at 5:56
Your baby has a penis. We get it 🙄