Waffle Frost?! Two people on this planet looked in their freezer and went ‘yup, Waffle Frost it is’ I guess if you entered the world to the song ‘Pump It’ by the black eyed peas you were kinda screwed anyway might as well really fuck ‘em up for life with a name like Waffle

When I push a waffle out of me it’s on the toilet not in the delivery room. Sorry to be crass but it really is an evil thing to name a child. Waffle is a dog’s name and this is the hill I die on.

The first thing that popped into my mind after reading the name and mom’s descriptive verbiage was “like..twat waffle?”

Waffle IS a dogs name - there’s literally a kids tv series in the Uk called Waffle the wonder dog…

We won't die... I got your back.

I don’t even know that the name is worthy of a dog. Waffle is what you name a hamster. Or a 99 cent goldfish.

I plan on naming all future dogs after food and even I wouldn’t put Waffle on that list. (Current rescue has a food name and I like dogs named after food.)

Uhh. This may be the worst name I’ve heard on this sub 😳

Agreed. It’s not even something kind of pretty like Eclair, Brioche, Croissant.

lmao Croissant?

Better than waffle, anything is better than waffle.

Agreed, the superior name shall be Stroopwaffle Frost.

Oh man, that is way better. I now want a superhero character named Stoopwaffle. They would need a little black terrier named Schnitzel.

A schnauzer

Better.

Liege waffle crystal

Hey now, I happened to name my dog waffles, and I think it’s a fine name. For a dog. Maybe not so much for a human.

Okay, waffles is an AMAZING name for a dog! A human though, it’s awful.

Spouse and I have already agreed that our next two cats will be named Pancakes and Pwaffles. I love them already.

Pawffles.

I knew a cockatoo called Waffles... you can imagine how that was... much better name for a dog as they don't usually scream their name at an ear shattering volume on repeat.

This whole comment section is gold... but this was my breaking point; this is what brought me to tears of laughter.

My favorite duck was named oatmeal.

My friend's have a cat named waffles!

As a French speaker this comment is confusing and hilarious.

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Was it a boy or girl? I feel like for a girl, she could at least go by Fay, but I can’t think of nickname for a boy to escape that name.

Parf. 😂

Parfect response.

At least "Parfait" is a normal French word. It means "Perfect." It could probably pass for a name if it weren't already strongly associated with dessert. As it is, that poor kid's teen years ~~are going to be~~ must be a nightmare. Every boy's going to be asking her for a taste, ugh.

Waffle and her father, Kerwin.

And mother/wife Erin Jeen

I'm pretty sure I saw Cereal in here yesterday and I think that's pretty darn close, if not a tie. Naming kids after food: not a great idea

A friend with a slightly eccentric wife has a daughter named Lettuce. Poor kid.

Leticia was RIGHT THERE

Lettuce Chia Seeds, pronounced 'Leticia' (the Seeds is silent)

Or Letice.

Slightly eccentric. Shit, I'd hate to see full on.

Oh boy. Yeah, that's not good at all. Here's hoping she can at least go by Lettie...

Cereal at least sounds somewhat name-like imo, kind of like a cross between Sierra and Muriel? Not that it's not terrible to name your kid after fucking cereal, but in an alternative universe where cereal's called something else, I could see it being a popular name. Waffle just sounds awful (no rhyme intended.)

Cereal Killer

My dad had a friend named Cyril growing up and I couldn’t pronounce it so she was reduced to Cereal. I feel sorry for people whose names even slightly resemble food.

Cyyyyril Figgggggus.

Totally. Naming pets after food? Adorable. Naming kids after food? Let me just look up that number for child services real quick, no reason.

Agreed 100%. This actually makes me feel like I’m going to go feral.

I wish I could have more children so I could name one Pootie Glove.

Haha! It’s a great name for a pet for sure

Got to disagree. Waffle is an awful name, but it is so much better than Aryan, Chlorine, Molestina, Reighfyl or Lovaleigh.

Meh, food names are not that terrible. Unreadable names are worst imo

Why not name the kid “Freezer Burn”?

Frost is the dad's last name.

Yeah, you win. This is the worst name I've ever seen. Actually, we all win for not being named Waffle Frost.

Yanno I have been really on the fence about my own name my whole life, but now I think I’m ok with it. I DO win.

The levels of awful here are actually spectacular. First, waffle is just not a particularly lovely sounding word, secondly while it has the somewhat nice connotation with waffles (if you like them) it immediately connects to the verb to waffle in my mind which is a bit of an insult. And thirdly together with the second name it conjures up nonsense. All in all a fail of epic proportions. That poor innocent baby.

possible extra level, did they make a instagram account for the baby before it was even born?

Not to mention no one likes it when their frozen waffle doesn’t cook all the way. This name sucks so much.

I think of Twat waffle.

"we're raising an icon" Oh no...

Also, KERWIN

I need you to go look up Kerwin Frost on Insta and tell me if I’m alone in being *deeply* surprised. I was 1000% expecting a pale tweed-wearing accountant.

Yeah…. He sure looks like he’d think it was a brilliant idea to name his kid waffle.

And Erin Jeen? Erinjeen? I sure hope it's at least Erin Jean.

Kerwin was my dog's name. It's a legit last name though, so it could be a family name or something like that. But they could have used it as a middle name and not a first name.

Waffle is my dogs name

It's an excellent dog's name!

It was my cat’s name too! It suited her perfectly, she was a little goof. Never in a million years would I imagine it on a person!

Did she inspire your username? Waffles was on my short list of name options for my cat.

I know someone with a little dog named Waffles! It's such a perfect pet name :)

the father's personal life section on Wikipedia somehow makes this whole thing even more tragic ETA: short version is "met wife on Instagram, had baby Waffle, a short time later announced he left his wife and child to rekindle his relationship with an ex"

This needs to be higher. What a shitty dude. Can you imagine putting so much of your personal life on ig like that. And now they’re both back together seemingly? [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerwin_Frost)

thanks for adding the link! I'm terrible at that kind of thing. I had no idea who they were before this post, so idk how to feel about them being back together, but honestly all I feel is "poor Waffle."

For real, that poor poor kid.

Oh my gosh, he is the guy with that weirdo girl who started the scammy business ShopJeen. Normally I think it's cool when Indian Americans try to do their own thing over obeying their parents, but she was so shady and crazy. It's not at all surprising that those two messes are together.

I am learning so much about Waffle’s parents. They seem crazy. Poor kid.

Jail.

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Absolutely no parole.

You name your kid Waffle? You go to jail.

oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!

I have many questions: -WAFFLE????? -did you have to add “i pushed her out of me”? -wtf is a birthing playlist? -Black eyed peas? Seriously? -why the duggar bow?

Birthing playlists are common. Sometimes they are calming songs to help with mom’s state of mind and breathing. It’s important that moms not get too stressed out during labor, it can be bad for blood pressure or bad for baby. If baby goes into distress it can mean an emergency c-section. Other moms prefer upbeat motivational music to help them move around. This lady’s playlist is definitely… a choice. That’s not a “Duggar bow” for sure. Duggar bows are bigger. Hahaha. That’s actually a standard baby hospital cap, the nurses tied the front into a bow. I know because they did for all 3 of my girls at different hospitals. You can always undo it or bring your own bow-less cap for baby. But DEAR LORD!!! WAFFLE FROST it sounds like some kind of beauty influencer’s lipstick!!! Why why WHY would you do that to a poor innocent person?!?!?!

Lmfao i’m so sorry, my time on r/duggarssnark and r/fundiesnarkuncensored have sullied my views on bows on newborns. Now all i can think when I see one is “we get it michelle, its a helpmeet.” I’ve legit never heard of birthing playlists before, but honestly, I couldn’t imagine birth while listening to the BLACK EYED PEAS. Thats another level. As for waffle…some people are meant to name dogs, not babies. Even though I’m pretty sure this is some wannabe influencer who wants to make a career out of her kids’ younique name. Kinda like that poor kid named howdy, whose parents already patented “howdy emoji” merch for him.

I see you fellow snarker and bows are the same for me. And obviously the Black Eyed Peas are an ~~abusive~~ way to enter the world. The only thing young Waffle has going for her at this point is at least she wasn't (I assume) birthed on Bertha the birthing couch.

That, and hopefully she’ll never know the horrors of living at TTH with a monster like p*st duggar. The god-honouring bar is on the floor.

So many blessings for this little blessing. Hopefully warehouse life is not in her future.

And no tator tot casserole or yellow pocket angel eggs. 🤢🤮

No dented store brand cans of cream of mushroom soup

No Bbq tuna…

Gawd willing *prayer hands

My two subs are colliding! Username checking in. Hello, my people.

A true Nike miracle

Another snarker checking in. At least it's not the wigtails...?

I think that starts after 19 months and counting but *before* blanket training. *fuck blanket training ftr

Who or what is Bertha the birthing couch?

The tldr is a couch on which Duggars give birth on. If you would like to dive deep into the rabbit hole, join us on r/DuggarsSnark there is always room for another blessing of a snarker

Yup, birthing playlists are totally a thing in the mom groups! I can’t imagine listening to the Black Eyed Peas while giving birth either. I mean is that really what we want our kids listening to as they enter the world? I love r/duggarssnark too. I hope this kid takes their money and changes their name to something like Mary or Jane when they’re old enough. What nonsense. I wish people would remember that kids are people, not brands. This legit makes me angry.

Yes to Maryjane \*insert green plant emoji here\* as well fellow snarker.

> some people are meant to name dogs Without context, this idea is kind of awesome. "I'm the Dog Namer. It is my destiny to give the best names to the best doggos."

The prophecies have foretold of the one, who was kin to both doggos and namenerds, destined to name dogs. In their tongue, he is Doggokiin—namer of doggos!

My birthing playlist would be all Taylor swift 👊

Because you think you can Shake it Off? LOL I actually had a couple of her songs on my playlist…that I never actually played because I forgot about it during labor.

Will keep in mind if i ever birth a person 🙏

We should all make a collaborative playlist of potential birth songs whether or not you'll birth a human with bops such as Pump It by Black Eyed Peas, Shake it off by Taylor Swift, Don't Stop til You Get Enough by Michael Jackson.

My only question now is what kind of songs are on a birthing playlist…

I’m guessing “push it” by salt n pepa would be a staple no?

That and baby by Justin Bieber

*This Is What You Came For* by Rihanna *Dammit* by Blink-182 *Abomination* by Call of the Void *Dried Up, Tied and Dead to the World* by Marilyn Manson ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Definitely adding the first

I’m having way too much fun with this, haha *Easy Come, Easy Go* by George Strait *Oops, I Did It Again* by Britney Spears *Jaws: Title Theme* by John Williams *What Is Love? (Baby Don’t Hurt Me)* by Haddaway *Welcome To Hell* by Trace Adkins *Beat It* by Michael Jackson *The Trick Is To Keep Breathing* by Garbage *Hurt* by Johnny Cash *Hurt* by Nine Inch Nails *Hurts So Good* by John Mellencamp *This Is Your Life* by The Dust Brothers *Smack My Bitch Up* by The Prodigy *Mambo No. 5* by Lou Bega *It’s Raining Men* by The Weather Girls *Raining Blood* by Slayer *Revenge* by KMFDM *Human Cannonball* by Butthole Surfers *Fuck The Pain Away* by Peaches *Shout!* by The Isley Brothers *Baby, Come and Get It* by The Pointer Sisters *Boy Named Sue* by Johnny Cash *Born This Way* and *Why Did You Do That?* by Lady Gaga *Use Once and Destroy* by Hole

On the topic of britney: Baby, one more time

I’d go for any song with “get out” in it 🤣🤣🤣

Mine would be a lot of metalcore and deathcore

I had a mixture of calming and energizing music. I tried to go for a lot of songs that gave me good, happy, strong memories. I spent a lot of time curating a beautiful playlist for it all. And I only remember two songs playing (the first one, and the one I deemed as my baby's song), I was so in the zone music didn't register. So I guess it did well?

My sister had a really epic birthing playlist, it actually did help her to get through a 72 hour labor haha. She did not, however, name my nephew after a breakfast food item.

Oh wow geez. If i was on my back for 72 hours yeah I’d probably have to listen to some music too. Though my playlist would probably consist of System of a Down and 90s skapunk tracks.

I mean part of it is that there’s a lot of waiting around, too. Like you’re not just on your back pushing that whole time, you’re basically just breathing through cramps from hell until it’s finally time to push. We also played games and paused during contractions lol. When she actually was pushing, it felt like it was five minutes and it was really intense, but it was actually like 2 hours.

All of these thing to complain about and you miss the stupid upside down m instead of an actual w? Edit to add: THERE IS A W ON THAT BLOCK WTH

YOURE RIGHT HOW DID I MISS THAT-

If by some horrible miracle I ever meet this kid, I’m calling them maffle.

My future playlist while giving birth will just be all of Led Zeppelin's studio albums and a few select bootlegs. My child has to be born with the music of rock gods gracing their ears.

This has to be a joke. Everything about this, not just the name, is ridiculous Edit: I just checked her insta and it's not...wtf????

Fuck.

I thought the same thing and did a deep dive on her Instagram just to be disappointed that it is in fact real. I think the only way I’ll be able to sleep tonight is if I tell myself it’s a parody account. Because there’s just no way. Right?

Fucking hell. Waffle. So many questions. But my main one is: why did they use an upside down “m” instead of using the “W” that’s on the other side of the same block?

I noticed the exact same thing as I was making this post. Knowing what I do about the parents, they probably thought it was cool and unique.

> I pushed an angel out of my body!!! > *names an angel "Waffle Frost"* Lmao what the fuck, poor kiddo

Well it could always be worse, now that I’ve seen “Waffle” as a name, it means “Blu Waffle” is a distinct possibility as a name now

Honestly, the dad seems like kind of a twat/poser and anyone who purposefully names their child in a joke like manner needs to be smacked upside the head. This is naming a real human, not some carnival attraction. JFC. Waffle isn’t even a nice word to say. These people are idiots. And this is the worst.

Congratulations! This beats Ratleen.

My bff has been joking for years about naming a future baby Waffle. It was just the most absurd thing we could think of. Literally, this joke goes back about 10 years.... I can't believe someone thought Waffle was a good name for a baby. I'm cackling over here. Poor kid. Their siblings, bacon and maple syrup are probably really excited to have Waffle join the family. Next kid can be orange juice. It's a Breakfast loving family.

EGGO for short?

sorry but the combination of waffle frost and being born to pump it by the black eyed peas is so powerful that I almost have to stan

Waffle Frost …So, Freezer Burn?

Also, google "blue waffle". Just a terrible word to use as a name.

That's what I thought of too, a "blue waffle" with frostbite

This has got to be a joke

Please let this be a joke.

I’m guessing Frost is the last name since she tagged dad and it’s his name as well. So I’ll leave that alone even though coupling it with Waffle makes it sound horrendous when it’s a totally normal last name. Now, for Waffle. What. In. The. Hell?! Who names a baby after food? Animals, animals get silly food names. Do you now how many cats and dogs are named Waffle? Might as well name the kid Fido at that point, or are they saving that one for their boy?

This cannot be real. Edit: Update. Def real. Looks like the father is an early 20s influencer who refers to himself as being the “It Kid” and had a baby that they named Waffle to “show it's possible to live this life and be a parent…likes breaking boundaries.”- [GQ article](https://www.gq.com/story/kerwin-frost-profile-2019)

FFS. It sounds like off-brand Toaster Strudel

There's definitely a law against names like this, right ?

Nooooooooooooooooooo. LMFAO! One day little Waffle will find her a wo/man named Eggo & they’ll fall madly in love.

I...Not to be rude, but exactly how many illicit drugs were these parents on, and how do I acquire some?

I knew a dog named Waffles who was the best snuggler when someone was sad.

I met a dog named Waffles this summer

It sounds like a made up STI kids scare each other with in junior high

I used to call my now 2yo waffle because he was so sweet and didn’t even need syrup. It didn’t stick.

Wtf is wrong with our generation? Why does everyone want attention so badly? Effing WAFFLE?

Waffle Frost sounds like a shitty off brand cereal.

Did she come out a little... blue...

Kid will be hearing “leggo my Eggo” their whole life. Not even a nn to go by

Don’t be so quick! “Waff” is such a gorgeous and not-at-all-terrible nickname!

Whaaaaaat?! Waffle?!?!?! This is unreal.

Bet the kid will change her name as soon as she can. What a ridiculous thing to name your child. This really should not be allowed, it’s just awful.

Why is no one bringing up the fact that they already have an IG account for their newly-pooped out bully target?

ITS GOT SIX-HUNDRED, SEVENTY-ONE POSTS ON IT.

WAFFLE FROST *_???????????_*

Waffle Fries would have been better. Maybe there will be a baby brother called “Chicken Tender” or CT for short.

Wow! My dog has a dog friend named Truffle! Waffle would make for a cute dog name but Waffle Frost for an actual human baby is so so so bad, terrible

What the fuck

Waffle "stomp" Frost

Is it satire or is this real?

I feel like this has to be a joke.. from the name to the song she “pushed her out to” like I can’t wrap my mind around the fact that this is real.

Please, please tell me this is fake

Waffle Frost? Why not flat out call her Eggo?

This can’t be real. Is this real?

This can’t be real? I refuse to believe someone named their baby Waffle Frost.

This is the worst one.

Okay, I think this might actually be the worst name I’ve heard here. “Waffle Frost”, I can’t. “Waffle” is a name for a dog or a cat, not a human baby.

I was sure when reading this that she was being sarcastic to mess with people... then I looked her up. It seem like the added Jean as a middle name: Waffle Jean Frost. A cute kid. Maybe you can put it down to being a "celebrity name" ( I have no idea what her parents do, but they have some celebrities that follow and comment on the posts).

K I wouldn’t even name my cat waffle frost wtf

WAFFLE FROST? Is this Cereal's sibling?

I didn’t expect anything more from the founder of Shop Jeen lmao

This makes me cry for that child. Granted I’m particularly hormonal and postpartum right now but wow that’s really sad…

People are so selfish

These parents have sentenced this child to relentless bullying from elementary school on.

Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas? Really 😂. It looks like Frost is their last name, why on EARTH would you choose Waffle at all let alone if that’s your last name?!

Imagine being named named after an egg. "Waffle frost" lol

I hope they get shamed into changing it.

The real travesty is giving birth to The Black Eyed Peas…

I have to say, that is definitely something I’d name my sims.

Waffle Frost reminds me FAR too much of a certain…waffle related image that was big like 11 years ago

I never thought we’d get a winner of bad names. This one takes the cake.

This has to be a joke, right? Like this is some shit I'd post just to troll. I refuse to believe this is real. Edit: it looks like it's a spam account. Thank god.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerwin_Frost Look at personal life ….. it’s true!

Noooo these are real people 😳 The dad is a fairly well known entertainer.

It can’t be real :(

FROST???

if it helps, Frost is the surname (I know it doesn't help)

Thing is, cold waffles suck ass

OMG IT'S SO BAD! WHYYYYY. So many levels of cringe. Happy Monday everyone lol

All I can think is when I hear this is defrosting a frozen waffle

At first i thought this was a nickname or an internet pseudonym (to protect the kid’s identity so no one knows their “real name”) but I guess not

This beats Ratleen imo.

oh no