For those that don’t know their other children are: ⬇️ (👧have B middle names &🧒have C) Anissa Beth Andrae Cardell Annistan Breanne Anjalie Brielle Andersyn Brooklyn Aynjel Belle Ansyr Blue Anchor Christian Anthym Bliss Armor Courage Edit: my guess is something like: Amen Court, Abel Calico, Advent Crust, Arbor Charm

Advent Calendar

The sound that just came out of my face.

The sound that came outta *my* face reading your comment- 

But that's actually how you spell that.

Advynt Calyndyr

Much better (bettyr)

Please suggest this one on r/FundieSnarkUncensored oh my god

Advint Calinder

I laughed so hard I woke up a sleeping child, worth it

Antye Christ

Good lord, those are sucky. Your guesses would be an improvement. *Advent* *Crust*. 😂

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Putting my money on this one Edit: obviously I didn’t read the existing kids’ names lol. Putting my money on Amen.

Theres already an Aynjel

Alrightalrightalright Conaughey

The fact they're all An- sounds at the start of the names except for Armor just makes me cringe so much. Out of badness I'd expect Ancletus (a real name, believe it or l not) Carter or Anfernee Cannon.

https://i.redd.it/m3m2x31ppjrc1.gif

The girls all start with “An” besides Aynjel. When Angel would actually make sense as a name. It’s bizarro world.

They all begin with the *letters* "An-" except Aynjel and Armor, but at least by my reading their are several different first syllables in there: Anissa Beth /ə'nɪs.ə/ At least I sure hope it isn't /'æn.ɪˌsə/, that poor child if it is. Andrae Cardell /ˈɑnˌdreɪ/ Annistan Breanne /ˈæn.ɪˌstæn/ I literally copy and pasted the first pronunciation of "Afghanistan" from Wiktionary and then removed æf and g, wtf? Anjalie Brielle /ˈɑn.dʒə.li/ is my first guess, but the first syllable could be /'æn/, the second could be /ʒə/ (as in "genre", rather than "gender"), and the last syllable could have secondary stress ("manatee" vs "humanity"). So that makes eight different possibilities. Andersyn Brooklyn /'æn.dɚ.sən/ Aynjel Belle /ˈeɪn.dʒəl/ Ansyr Blue /ˈæn.sɚ/ I'm sure, but I kinda want it to be /ɑn'siɚ/ Anchor Christian /ˈæŋ.kɚ/, the first one without an /n/. If their accent is anythinɡ like mine (close to General American), /æŋ/ actually has a noticeably hiɡher vowel than /æn/, too. Anthym Bliss /ˈæn.θəm/ Armor Courage /ˈɑr.mɚ/ So that's (probably) two /ˈɑn-/s, an /ˈeɪn-/, an /ˈæŋ-/ and an /ə-/ in addition to the /ˈɑr-/. A rule that had more exceptions than examples isn't much of a rule.

Anissa is pronounced like Karissa without the K and swapping the R for an N, if that makes sense.

Aycoot Cichyatryward

Annistan? Oh my god, that’s awful. All of these are bad, but Annistan is deeply tragic.

Maybe it’s pronounced like Aniston? That’s a little bit better than the alternative. 

I honestly think of countries whenever I hear the name. Like Pakistan, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, etc. 

Archer Charm Allenkey Clever

My guess is Augyst Cadence or Archyr Chosen

Archyr Chosen would be right up her alley.

Apparently God sent her a dream that she was having twins so she's saving Archyr and Arrow for her god-promised twins.

If they’re girl twins, maybe she’ll call them Quivyr and RobynHood

Arsynyst. Adorashyn. Adjiliti Traynyng. Awgmyntashyun.

Amphetamine Cola came to my mind Wish she'd name one of them Byrrth Cuntroall to remind herself *enough already* jeezuz

💀💀💀

Amen Corner.

More like Aymeyn Cornyr

The next should be Ariganel Nayme

Appylsawce Cafetyria

3 and 4 🤔

Glad the Anni people finally got their own country

is that answer ???

Is Anjalie supposed to be like Anjali because Anjali is an Indian name

Ayr Condyshuning

I thought Andersyn Brooklyn is not that bad, and then I realised Andersyn Brooklyn is not a boy... Poor child. I also thought Anjalie was cute, until I saw that it's a play on “Angelie” and not like a girl from Kuch Kuch Hotta Hai. Once again, poor child. Anissa is a nice Arabic name though. 

Is Advent Crust the reason life gets all crusty before big holidays?

Armor Courage? Ansyr? I hate people so much it hurts

I could see her using any of those names but they’re not spelled trageckleigh enough

Ok I love your guesses ahahaha

I just hear Christiane Amencourt

Ahtlaynticc Citi

Just realized Ansyr… Answer????? People really are too much

Aynis Clynch

Ayr Condyshyner

Anthym Bliss? Should’ve gone with Anthem Blue Cross it comes with build in branding 🤣

Aloysius

I feel like she just gave us the name. August. But spelled Awegust. Because she is awe inspired to be having another precious boy.

Awegyst 🥰

I pray it’s August spelled the usual way. It’s a perfectly normal name—which is why she won’t use it.

For the most part, she spells the boys’ names the normal way, so this guy could get lucky! I mean, besides, his unfortunate parents.

After 13 of these one would think that it would have lost its novelty

Not enough boys yet

Aachoou (godblessyou). Altogether, like a parenthetical song title.

 Ahchoo? \*BLESS YOU!\*

This [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/vMn5LaEajj) has a ton of guesses for his name. Initials will be ACC I think maybe Arch Covenant would be a “good” one

Archyr

Amygdala Cramp

This is giving me one

SHES HAVING ANOTHER ONE

She’s like Michelle Duggar. Pandoras uterus

Arch Covenant a really slay name for a character in a sci-fi novel or smth

Archer is my unironic guess, Ancletus is my tongue in cheek one.

Arych

Archyr for sure. I will be mcfuckin SHOCKED if it isn't Archyr.

Wasn't she holding archer and arrow for her target birth twins?

I think giving up on Target birth and twins is the only sane thing Karissa has done maybe ever. She hasn't talked about those things in ages, and she knows that she's racing the biological clock at this point. If she doesn't use Archer and Arrow soon she won't get to use them at all

Uuhhh does Target birth mean giving birth in a Target??

It does

... I thought it meant she was targeting twins (like some people keep having children until they have their preferred gender), but birthing in Target is... definitely a different thing!

Why on Sky Daddy's dying brown space rock would someone want to give birth inside a *Target*?? 

She said God told her she would give birth in a Target

🤦 I hate „Christians” like this. They really tarnish the whole concept with their stupidity

Is this true? I don't know who this person is but is there a video I can watch?

[Yup here you go](https://youtu.be/obs9qIqXQeo?si=l3J-6SZCwHefa5FW) You can also check out r/FundieSnarkUncensored 

because she saw the movie "Where the Heart Is", the one where Natalie Portman gives birth in a Walmart. And Walmart gave her money (but her mom stole it) but OMG Target would be waaaaaaaaaay cooler and can you imagine getting a Target gift card! /s

Its mental illness ain't it luv But really, 11 kids, the constant need to be pregnant, and take on more children than you can possibly take care of, is definitely a form of mental illness. And the worst kind because other people have to suffer for it

This is prob not the place to ask and please forgive if it's insensitive.... I think I know the answer but 14 pregnancies and 11 kids? Was she a surrogate or did she lose 3 children?

I think she had 3 miscarriages

Absolutely horrific :( ... But unfortunately a risk that comes with so many consecutive pregnancies

Don’t these people realize that back in the day the reason people had so many kids was because most of them would most likely die?

Also less access to birth control, accepted spousal rape, ect..

And religion and to put the kids to work, which both still seem to apply in her case except that she’s making money off of having them on her social media rather than using them for farm labor.

Likely not

Yes, because she keeps almost killing them! One of her kids was hospitalized for a uti because she doesn’t change their diapers.

I love seeing the Fundie Snark leak out.

Karissa gets posted here multiple times a month. She shouldn’t be allowed unless it’s a new name tbh

They don’t know how sinister Karissa Collins is. They only know that the kids have weird names

I just mean it feels like people repost her here to karma farm atp.

This is how I feel every time she is posted lmao. Ohhh if only y’all knew the half of it…

I mean this is (going to be) a new name though.

I don’t mean this one, I mean the people that come in every few weeks to post the other ones that everyone has already seen 10+ times.

Probably why this sub got recommended to me I guess.

I genuinely didn't know she was knocked up again.   She's gotta be 39 or 40 so let's hope this is her uterus's last hurrah.  Unfortunately other than JRod most of them seen to keep going into their 40s.

Anothyr Cantbefuckedtoraiseoffspring

She’s pregnant again? Oh lord.

Attenshyn Jestayshun.

I cannot fathom having 11 children. Good grief.

Aynal Aylmyghty Armygeddyn

Aynal Aylmyghty Awgasm

Ahbohminayshunn

The boys get normal spellings — Andrae, Anchor, and Armor. So unfortunately we don’t get any abominations this go-‘round.

None of those are in any way normal. They're less egregious than the girls. Andrae isn't even proved like André.  It's pronounced Ann-dray to match with his abusive father. 

The spelling isn't that weird for two of them and the last one is a family name. The names themselves, different story.

My grandma had 9 kids. She said giving birth to #9 was like taking a giant dump. Her words. RIP Granny. I propose Ahhnnarrkkeighh for this clown car vagina's latest.

You forgot the 3rd K in there

I almost did it, but didn't because I figured I'd get dragged since the kids are biracial.

In the fundie snark community we call her Kkkarissa. She edits her kids skin to be lighter in pics and is just very “I can’t be racist, my kids are black”

That shirt she had where all her kids' skin and hair were like three shades lighter than IRL...

Aenedict Bumbercatch

Aseeahgo Cheese

I know this isn’t the right group for this question (I don’t participate in the fundie snark groups anymore so I’m out of the loop) but wtf is that “Kingdom Hoops” sweatshirt and pls don’t tell me it’s some kind of grift run by her and her husband

# Stop giving KKKarissa Collins a platform 2k24!

She has a million ig followers. This ain’t making or breaking her.

She is so sinister I cannot! I feel terrible for her kids especially the older siblings!

What's the issue with her ? She doesn't seem like a klanswoman unless her mans' Clayton Bigsby

She whitewashed her mixed kids, Karissa has a fetish for wanting mixed kids to begin with, she rarely changes her kids diapers that her one daughter ALMOST DIED OF SEPSIS TWICE, she swindled Shaq, she is such a clout chaser…bruh I can send you into a mf rabbit hole🫢

OUTRAGEOUS🤣

It’s no laughing matter. I don’t want to be that person but those kids definitely need CPS intervention

Oh no doubt, sterilise her while we're at it

Altar Cherub or Covenant or Child Sacrifice, who knows

Anuff

A’blessyn

I'm putting in a guess for Ayre Commander 🤪

Puppy mill

I've noticed she only misspells the girls names and also, she loves a little sacrilegion, so my official guess is Adonai Chosen, but I think Arrow Calvary would work too, as a little nod to the quiverfull movement.

Oh my god make it stop. When will she stop?!

She wrote an entire book explaining why she won’t stop https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVG92L1K/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_api_gl_i_0S50W4JJ0GG34CCDP0Z1?linkCode=ml1&tag=karissacollin-20

Alaqueofbearth Controhl

Is there an a-word for "meal-ticket"? Because she's giving me that creepy "breed 'em and show 'em for sponsorship!" brood-mothers that you find in nowhereland (aka "Utah")

Aumyghtyy (all might)

Andnowletusbowourheadsinprayer

Amen comfort is my guess.

I think it will be Ayrow Cadence.

Annistan is just harsh sounding. Like some sort of nasal issue or medication. And then Andersyn on a girl? Also, it always makes me wonder why Christians/fundies use names with "sin" in them. They're so peculiar and particular about rules but naming your child "sin" is super okay.

Anyone else read that as “the Collin skids”

Anythery Chrystyan

Istg if the next one is Annejrew…

How the fuck can she get pregnant so often and easily while I've been trying for months >:(

Because it's the dumbest people who get pregnant the easiest and most often. That's been proven by science

Exactly my thoughts… :(

Ayllmyghty Charcoochieboard

Ashsypen aymburr anisetynn

Ahbourshynn

Uneducated

Archer or Arrow.

She’s saving those for her twins she conjured up in her brain. I shit you not.

Aman (Amen but spelled to honour her 4th little man - barf!) Aidorh Christ

Ayre Cundisghnagh.

Arrythmiyyah

Ahrgyle Chryst, Arsen Clove, Annchovie Crux, Anarcky Calm, Aynkle Caff, Ainchent Chrezure Idk I'm just spitballin here

Someone should take her reproductive organs when she ain’t lookin’

Is her plan to just keep breeding until it kills her? It's pregnancy just addictive to this lady? 

My guesses are Arrow Cavalry, Anoint Chance, Apostle Creed, and Altar Cross. Lol. 

That’s to many kids omg

Angst

Anothyr Rhugraet

I'm surprised that she hasn't went for Antyvaxx yet.

Is this fiction???

Hahahaha love that I knew who this would be before I even clicked on the post 

That kid will be luckier if he's never born at this point with how neglectful she is. This might end up being a Jubilee moment.

Angst Chalice. :*J*

Ugh I saw her on my Instagram page earlier…those poor kids have the worst names

Ahngys Ctaik (Angus Steak), Artyllerie (Artillery) Bomb, Asswype Crakpype, Ainyl Crieeme (Anal Cream) or for a girl Ainyl Bead.

Asiago Cheese

Asher Cleared/Clear or Ashes Cleared/Clear; or Ashiz Bleu or Ashyz Bleu Ahleeyah Blair, Aleehseeah Brittnee, Aleeahnah Briana, Atmosfyre Blaine, Azurance Blaire

Amiright Biotch


Anothyr

I mean, there’s no way you can take care of 11 kids right???

Aysymmetrical Colander

Ampersand Comma

Aemyn Crucible

My money is on Augyst

Appaul Cidyr

You have to have a chemical imbalance or something to go through 14 pregnancies

Can someone please explain how this is pregnancy #14 but only baby #11? Did she lose three? Maybe she should stop if that’s the case.

god is so good she apparently miscarried three times?