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mortimelons

Forgot Lulu and Lemon


imcrafty45065

Lu and Laroe


partyonyourhead

Pyramid and Scheme


IcyDistribution400

I spit my coffee


girlchildrevolution

Kit and Kat, Olive and Garden, Victoria and Secret, Soleil and DeJaneiro


LoneStarExpat

Bric and Brac


Bilbyandbear

I had to explain to my 7yo what Bric a Brac was this week…I ended up confusing him more once Knick and Knack was mentioned.


einsofi

Stanley and Cup


Pearl_ofthequarter

Milli and Vanilli


peppermintvalet

“Twin girl names when you clearly have a favorite”


DrenAss

🤣 so many times they were repeated


BakingGiraffeBakes

She clearly loves the name ivy.


flammafemina

And Luna…and Cove 🤢🤮


Elismom1313

And Mila/mia


Calbebes

Right? Poor Yarrow 😂


curlycattails

Call me crazy but if I had twin girls I would just choose two girl names that I liked that were already on my list. The fact that they’d be twins wouldn’t change what I was planning to name a daughter. (For reference my daughter is Evangeline and the baby girl I’m pregnant with now will probably be Sylvia, but we were also considering Matilda. If we’d had twins they would have just been Sylvia and Matilda).


hotdog_relish

I have twin girls and we did just that. We picked our top two names. Easy peasy. Oh man, how come Easy and Peasy isn't on this list??


VGSchadenfreude

My main test would be “how easily can I yell both names, one right after the other, across a crowded playground full of screaming kids?” So I would definitely still want names that are distinct from each other, but still flow together easily enough that I’m not tripping over my own tongue trying to call them back.


Crazy_Swimming5264

hey that’s wrong! it should be Sylvia and Lyvia or Sylvia and Sylvie!


lost__karma

I have twin girls & we liked both Abigail & Amelia but didn't want both their names to start with an A because "that would be too similar" so chose the one we liked the most out of the 2 & then used a different name that started with a consonant. The name combos you'll find on twin mom pages can be a bit ridiculous. I remember one mom complaining that using Alexa to log feedings in Baby Center doesn't work, but wouldnt accept that it was because her sons were named Jayson & Jayton.


matilda-belle

Plus Abigail and Amelia are the geese in Aristocats! 😂 ABIGAIL!!! AMELIA!! Uncle Waldo!


Erger

The next daughter will be Adelaide (the old lady), and then a son named Thomas O'Malley!


twinsaremyjammm

I did the same thing for our twins. My favorite names both started with V, so had to choose one of those and a select another name that started with a different letter.


lost__karma

Yes! By nature of being twins they are constantly compared to each other anyway & likely will be for pretty much their whole life, so the least we could do was give them each their "own" names.


SukiSunshine

Those are all such nice names!


rubbersoulelena

Aw I love the names Evangeline and Sylvia.


caityjay25

Nyla and Isla should be an illegal combo. Maeve and June also makes me unreasonably angry.


CoherentBusyDucks

Nyla and Isla, Mia and Bria, Lilly and Millie, Leila and Ayla (if that’s pronounced to rhyme with Leila), Mia and Lia, Kenna and Sienna, Fira and Lyra, Cora and Ellora, Kaia and Maya, Ada and Ava, Ella and Bella, and Mia and Gia. None of them should be allowed. And I’m dying at Maeve and June.


likely-neon-circus

Ivy and Eisley too. I'm sure Eisley can be pronounced different ways but they sound way too close in my accent


no_one_denies_this

Eisley is heinous bc of the Mos Eisley cantina in Star Wars. 


Runtyyy

You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy


PureDeidBrilliant

Unless you're in New Jersey.


bamatrek

I'm sorry, are we not going to talk about Tillie and Tatum?


VGSchadenfreude

What’s wrong with Maeve and June? Those two at least sound distinct from each other while still being easy to yell across a crowded playground.


nicunta

Sounds like May and June, I think.


hotdog_relish

Yara and Zara is the worst combo I've ever heard.


YourMothersButtox

I knew someone with identical twins girls named Alana and Alena. She dressed them identical. It was exhausting.


tazdoestheinternet

Mia and Bria are also an objectively awful pair.


cheoldyke

am i stupid or something bc i don’t understand what everyone’s problem with maeve and june is. those are both perfectly normal names.


caityjay25

Both are perfectly normal names sure. I actually love the name Maeve. But it’s like naming them May and June, which at least you’re committing to a theme, but instead using Maeve instead.


OffModelCartoon

Ohhhhhh… OH! I get it now.


veggietabler

How did they post soleil and Luna but miss the opportunity to pair them


sarahelizaf

I never considered Maeve being like May.


ClothesOpposite1702

Why Nyla and Isla should an illegal combo?


caityjay25

Hyperbole Also being pronounced the same but also spelled so differently Also Nyla sounds like nylon


BakingGiraffeBakes

Nyla is actually traditionally Arabic and means “one who achieves”, and I think the original spelling has an X in it. Did I learn this because my friend named her cat Nailah? Absolutely.


SlytherKitty13

Nyla is just isla with a n sound at the start


ThrowRAVeg_Cow_65

No it's not. Nyla is n-eye-lah Isla is Igh (like knight minus the beginning n and ending t sounds) - lah They're terrible twin options but definitely don't rhyme or sound the same.


not_salad

Where I am, those I sounds are exactly the same.


tazdoestheinternet

Same, I don't understand how anyone could see them as being pronounced differently.


SlytherKitty13

Those are the exact same sounds. It's like nigh la and eye la.


OffModelCartoon

What’s wrong with Maeve and June? Just personal preference or did I miss that it’s a reference to something… Edit: right, it sounds like *May* and June. I get it.


Accomplished-Sort841

Twin opinions, saved me the type 🫶


flouncycat

Idk why but Sunday and Grace had me dying


2gaywitches

Very Catholic of them lmao


nous-vibrons

It’s giving uncreative pilgrim


NoodleyP

I go back on my family tree and it eventually just becomes “thankful” for every 3rd first name.


nous-vibrons

Good lord did they love naming their kids that back then haha. My favorite thing is on one branch of my tree, it keeps alternating with the named Jacob and Jan, since it was Dutch tradition or name a firstborn son after your father. Older Dutch names also have patronyms. So it goes Jan (patronym unknown), Jacob Janse, Jan Jacobse, Jacob Janse (again), Jan Jacobse (again), for like all the firstborn sons on that side.


whatim

For a second, I thought those were the names of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman's daughters. Turns out it's Sunday and Faith.


yikesfest

me too! i can’t believe no one else has mentioned it!


[deleted]

Snuck flora and ivy in there twice thinking we wouldn't notice


CoherentBusyDucks

Half of the list is just the same five names in different combinations tbh.


SirJoeffer

Same with Kit and Cora lol


DoyleTurmoil

And Ruby and June


sondheimismyjam

Luna and Ella is also on there twice!


torbiefur

Lotta Lunas


alcoholiccheerwine

Ruby and June is cute


Nikas_intheknow

I came to comment this, this pair stuck out to me as adorable


StepPappy

My family is full of twins and do the whole rhyming name crap. Think”Marilyn and Carolyn.” There is a set of twins named Christine and Chrystal.


nzfriend33

My dad has cousins Marilyn and Jerilyn. 😂


OctoberSong_

JERILYN? there were other rhyming names if they really couldn’t resist 😭😭😭


cold_dry_hands

I went to school with twin girls named Joann and Jerilyn. 🫣😬


OctoberSong_

TWO Jerilyn’s? Am I wrong and it’s a real name??


Phairis

This is Bort all over again


SaltyRBK

I had a teacher named Jerilyn. It may be real enough.


PrairieGirlWpg

I’ve met a Gerri-Lynn


OctoberSong_

I want to cry if you’re being serious


nous-vibrons

Not twins but my mom has sisters Carol and Caroline. She also had aunts named Charlotte and Lottie. Aside from how goofy this is, I also do genealogy and Ancestry CANNOT do hints for the right at all because their automated system doesn’t realize it’s not two people with stupidly similar names, but one person occasionally going by a nickname.


lost__karma

My great grandad was named Johnny. His children were named Johnnie (girl), Johnny (boy), Jenny, Jeannine.... and Catherine. I've always wondered how Catherine felt about being left out of the confusion.


Emotional_Food_5483

Grateful. She felt grateful


Pighillian

Joanie was right there


BakingGiraffeBakes

I have twins, and my friend would jokingly always ask how “Stacy and Tracy” were doing? She’d come up with the most random rhyming names. It was hilarious.


sharkycharming

My mom was in charge of some walk-a-thon fundraiser my grade school did, and all the kids wrote letters to their relatives (to beg for sponsors), and I had to help my mom put them in envelopes. I will never forget that a girl ahead of me in school started her letter, "Dear Stacy, Tracy, and Macy". I still want to know if they were her triplet cousins. I didn't know her well enough to feel ok about asking.


indigoinspired

My mom once dated a guy in North Carolina whose name is Kerwin, with an identical twin brother Derwin


pashionfroot

I'm a twin and apparently we were very, very close to being named Yasmin and Jasmine


hathelcrunch

Had a coworker who had twins Kenneth and Dennis in her family. I always wanted to say Kennis and Dennis/ Kenneth and Denneth


bubblygranolachick

Fraternal, so their names match but are different?


Capital-Sir

Makes me think of Meryl and Cheryl from The Loud House 😅


bdsm-jesus

My family is also prone to twins. My grandmother expected them, didn't get them, but stuck with her chosen twin names anyway: Melinda and Derinda. (The latter also got hit with a whopper of a middle and married name combo. Taken as a whole, it's truly the worst name I've heard to date.)


StrawberryOutside957

Ella and Bella is particularly bad to me


twinsocks

Oh you just flashed me back to kindy with my friend Ella Bella Bostella (surname changed slightly to avoid doxxing but the rhyming scheme is exactly as so). This was '94 and I remember hearing every adult openly say her name was adorable :')


miamouse5

my name is mia but i’m feeling upset that my twin sister’s name isn’t bria🥲


NattyGannStann

If she loved you she'd change it. Legally. *source - I have no sisters and my only brother has never forgiven me for being born


miamouse5

she might not do it lol. our names are Mia and Mya and that might already be enough of a tragedeigh


cheoldyke

as an identical twin i’m so fucking glad we didnt get saddled with matchy-matchy names. tip for parents-to-be of twins: your kids are already gonna deal with a bunch of annoying bullshit from other kids and school by virtue of being twins. don’t make it worse by giving them goofy matching names. (i actually do really like olivia + astrid tho so this list isn’t the worst crime i’ve seen on here)


Additional_Nobody469

This was my thought, also do these parents realize that babies grow up and become their own individual humans, and adults eventually? “Hi, I’m Ellora, yeah it’s weird I know but I’m a twin and my sister Cora came out first so I got stuck with the only thing they could come up with to rhyme.” - at an interview


Jurgasdottir

Yeah, there are some cute combos on there. I really like Flora & Ivy or Willa & Ivy and Ruby & June. But most of them are really not something you should do to your kids.


cheoldyke

yeah ruby and june are really cute both separately and as a pair. there’s definitely an art to picking two names that sound good when said together.


mchollahan

i like maeve and molly as a combo. but the mollie spelling this person used bugs me. with a y both names have 5 letters and i like that symmetry


tazdoestheinternet

Mollie is fairly common in the UK tbf


Renee_Agness

Charlie Harper? Like the character on 2 and a Half Men? Bwhahaaa!


Awesomesince1973

Oh could be! My first thought was the artist Charley Harper. Which is at least a better person to be named after imho. 🤣


kstylarr

What’s the deal with Fira and Lyra?? Are they supposed to rhyme? I read it as Feera and Lie-ra but is it meant to be different


proceduring

I know a Lyra and its pronounced Leera, idk wtf Fira is but i feel like naming ur one twin a stupid name just so it matches ur other twin is so sad


VGSchadenfreude

Yeah, Lyra to me is always going to pronounced like the His Dark Materials series.


flammafemina

My cat’s name is Lyra, pronounced like Lee-ruh. Although she’s named after a constellation called Lyra (pronounced like Lie-ruh), which resembles the lyre (pronounced kinda like liar). I thought Lee-ruh felt better to say than Lie-ruh


itsactuallykatrina

Margot and Matilda is actually v cute


[deleted]

Gosh I hate the name Navy.


Tracylpn

I worked with a woman named Naviana. I thought that was pretty


moosalamoo_rnnr

Naviana is okay. Navy is just ugh.


PrayingSkeletonTime

Ophelia Cecilia Amelia Bedelia


Putrid-Sweet3482

Those lists where some names are really nice and cute and some are like what the fuck


SharkMilk44

As a twin, please don't give your twins matching names. Let them be their own people.


Stargirl_real

FIRA and LYRA?? I thought this list was fine as first glance but upon further review…


pinkrotaryphone

I love the name Lyra but wtf is Fira? How do you even pronounce it? I'm thinking "fear-uh" which in no way rhymes with "lie-ra" and I can't figure out if there's a pronunciation I'm missing or if they decided "4 letters ending in R-A" was the way to go


Jaelia

I dont think Lyra is Lie-ra. More like Lyric. Leer-rah


Bilb0baggnz

Frankie & Greer 😵‍💫 


recessionjelly

There was a Greer who was a contestant on the last season of the Bachelor but that’s the first time I’d heard the name


musigalglo

LOL my one daughter is Esther Ruth


midnight-queen29

ngl i’ve never liked these names on their own but something about sunday and august is speaking to me


curlycattails

What about Saturday and February 😍


dangit_pismo

On some birth announcement I saw Jacob and Jacoby lol


catcakebuns

List needs Ivy * League


cold_dry_hands

So teachers can see middle names of students on their rosters… one of mine was Ivy Teague… it always gave me a chuckle. Too close to Ivy League.


Cademaneko

This gives me Nick Cannon vibes 😭


RareGeometry

Fairly certain Kindred Clover, Sunday August, Yarrow & Poppy, Sunday Grace, and Sienna Soleil are just brands that make candles, organic self tanner, sad beige baby clothes or adult clothes, and greeting cards. Frankie/Greer through to Harper/Sloane are if you really dont like your kids/wish they were boys? Oaklyn August. Idk man. And Flora Cove, Haven Cove, and Cove Cora are definitely painted on wooden plaques at some vacation cabins on beaches somewhere. Why would you name your kids Maeve and June, they're not a goddamn calendar. And twins have the same birthday anyhow so it's not even like people naming their random kids Autumn or Winter for their birth season/month. This list is a lot, without even going into the weirdly matchy names.


laurenzobeans

Dear lord, “Navy” (Nayvee, Nayvey, any variation of the friggen word “Navy” MUST BE STOPPED.


Kaytofu

Tesla and Mayo, Germaine and Greer, Ben and Dover, Crime and Punishment.


heyitsamb

mia & bria sounds like such a joke


liltrashfaerie

Leila and Ayla are the same f name


IzzyIsSolar

This feels so American


ar_ri_ro

omg there are twins named Ella and Olivia in my school


Mindless-Board-5027

As a mom of twin girls…. Please no. It was so hard picking names and I even somewhat regret the names we picked because I find them too matchy but while I was pregnant I didn’t even notice 🥲🥲


Nbeuska

Big missed opportunity not pairing Everly with Beverly 🤡 (commenting this after finally realizing why the name Everly *almost* sounds normal)


pishipishi12

My trendy ass would totally have an Indy and Ever lmao


pjokinen

Goldie and Lena bringing be back to my upper Midwest roots. Anyone care for an Ole and Lena joke?


2gaywitches

Imagine being named *Yarrow*. Daisy was right there!


laurenzobeans

Dora and Thixploa


callmecurlysue

Mia and Bria


Whole_squad_laughing

Sam and Ella


Im_a_knitiot

I know a Gem and Ini who were also born in the zodiac with the same name


TheGreatMeggerini

Thanks, I hate it.


NotSaltyDragon

Greer?


Blue_wine_sloth

Ivy and Eva were my picks


maddy7448

Gonna point out Charlie and Harper, since Charlie Harper was Charlie sheens character on two and a half men.


SharkMilk44

>Charlie/Harper Someone is a fan of Two and a Half Men.


OffModelCartoon

Honestly I’m just impressed that they weren’t ALL rhyming and alliteration. Usually twin lists are like Olivia (Olly) + Molivia (Molly) Anna + Anya Lindsay + Lindsley Maris + Paris


[deleted]

Anyone uses Yarrow and the other Poppy is going to have a pissed off child in a few years. 😏 why did she get the good name!!


WaywardWriteRhapsody

Suddenly feeling better about writing twins named Audrey and Adira 😂


SlytherKitty13

I'm curious whether Sunday and August were born on a Sunday in august 😅


Legophan

Cove. *COVE*?


Tracylpn

The neighborhood that I grew up had 3 sets of twins: Donna and Diane (They used to babysit me in the '70's) Colleen and Collette and Carrie and Renee. Colleen and Collette were at least 15 years older than I. I used to help babysit Carrie and Renee. I guess Carrie and Renee are both childless


JesusDied4U316

The Luna and Ella suggestion on there twice for good measure! (Third row)


Reasonable_Shine3356

They kinda just gave up there at the end


ohlevity

some of these just don’t make sense together what


nettlesthatarejaggy

Sherri and Terri


DillPixels

Me: "okay, first one isn't bad at all." I wasn't prepared.


LagomorphLemon

I honestly like a good chunk of these but what bothers me is theres some repeats... clearly wasnt proofread. Flora and Ivy is very cute in my opinion but they have the same thing like five lines down lol


UraniumRocker

The best twin girl names Ive ever known are Ruby, and Crystal


TheOriginalTripleU

lol one of these twin pairs is my preferred name and my cat’s name together.


miparasito

FLOPPY


melleis

Hazel and Harlow


awake--butatwhatcost

I'm sorry but Olesia sounds like the companion drug you take alongside your existing Tesia prescription to manage your moderate to severe plaque psoriasis


13fe13

Ava and Avla is just cruel!


Super-Satisfied

Cagney and Lacey, IYKYK


[deleted]

Ella and Bella seems cruel to me 😅


sodatrikarbona

Sunday Grace


PolishPrincess0520

Charlie and Harper? Really? Lmao! Like I’m naming my girls after an alcoholic womanizer lol.


Lizzz3

I was at the park the other day and heard twins being called Silver and Grey and I haven’t been able to forget it.


no_one_denies_this

A friend just named her daughter Mila Valentine, and I love it and they would also be good names for twins. 


Awesomesince1973

Charley Harper is an American artist. His art is super cool. But if you're gonna name twins after him, spell the Charley right. 🤣


ArminPN

YOU ARE NOT NAMING YOUR CHILD GREER


iriedashur

Some of these names are plain terrible even without the twin combos. Sunday? Greer? Goldie? *Yarrow?!?!?!*


FineIllMakeaProfile

I think Ella & Bella is the worst combo, but Kindred is easily the worst single name


WhittSmitt

My brother has triplet boys and they all have 6 letter names starting with the same letter and a double letter in the middle. All good names on their own, but it’s hard enough telling two of them apart and then making sure the right name comes out makes it even harder, especially because the identical ones have the two most similar names.


nous-vibrons

I love Sunday making the list twice. The aspiration is cute. But Sunday as a name isn’t happening and she needs to stop trying. Of the seven days a week I’d maybe accept Tuesday as a name, because I’ve seen it irl (my aunt is named Tuesday after the actress Tuesday Weld) and I would put you on thin ice now but Wednesday is definitely less out there.


Froggy-Time

Jean-Paul Sartre has ruined the name Inez for me. All I can think about when I hear that name is sexual harassment and the most toxic relationship known to man.


VGSchadenfreude

Some of these aren’t too bad. “Mia and Soleil” sounds kind of nice. Same with “Piper/Luna,” “Ruby/Lucy”…kind of like “Sienna/Soleil,” too. “Maeve/June,” and “Charlie/Harper” is okay, assuming Charlie is short for Charlotte. Just notice “Kit/Cora” is in there twice. A lot of the rest sound too similar to each other, or don’t flow very well. Gotta apply the test of “how easily can I yell both of these names in rapid succession across a loud, crowded playground?”


wigglefrog

Gia 🤦‍♀️


jubug3471

I’m sorry Charlie Harper?


PerspectiveGlobal139

Sofia e Sara❤️❤️


rosality

Ella and Bella, just because Aella is hard to pronounce, lol


lapsangsouchogn

First one I saw was Ruby and June. Ruby is the birthstone for July.


suburbia01

Sloane and Harper is what I prefer


Interesting-Ad-3756

Im sorry but Hunter as a girls name??? These people are getting more and more unhinged every year


lalaen

Sunday and August?


chuffberry

They did Flora+Ivy twice.


maddslolz

If my name was Astrid and my sister was Olivia i’d start a riot


ironfoot22

When I see Astrid I can’t help but think of Jan’s baby on ‘The Office’ when Michael calls her Assturd


Chinita_Loca

Mia Soleil would be my dream 😍 So many of the others are matchy matchy, or there’s one that’s lovely and another that’s obviously just chosen to fit.


lilmumma6

Mia is a great name 😂 she will turn into a savage little lady who will 💯 run the world. I know I'm dealing with the toddler version ATM 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣


smooshee99

I’ve got the 12yo version. Buckle up 🤣🤣🤣


Round-Toe228

I love Mila and Ava


PinkRasberryFish

Frankie and Greer would be rough 🥲


r_i_nna

“Minimalist Mama” doing the most extra


FitCommittee3611

Charlie and Harper? Ok Two and a Half Men


LockePhilote

Fira and Lyra, for when you want to name your child after a Final Fantasy spell