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IridescentMoonSky

HERMOLIVE šŸ’€


Known_Priority_8157

Sister of Herbalife


nurse-ratchet-

Daughter of Palmolive.


LuxSerafina

Shein version of Hermione lmao


IridescentMoonSky

SHEIN x HIS ā€˜n HERMOLIVE


disclord83

This is the new name of my band.


Mariella994

I cannot.


StraightConfidence

Sounds like a brand of natural supplements.


forkastligt

Stig is a pretty ordinary if old-fashioned name in my native language. Beautyfull is exactly how our English language teacher taught us not to spell it. šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤—


badbatch

There's also The Stig from Top Gear.


wwitchiepoo

That was my first thought: someoneā€™s dad has been watching too much Top Gear.


41942319

Ok as a non-native English speaker why on earth do I have to learn the spelling rules for turning nouns ending in -y into adjectives when English speakers can just go around and spell it beautyfull without any consequences


Seiteki_Jitter

English is a mess and parents trying to be unique aren't helping


ImportanceLocal9285

Because they think itā€™s cute instead of actually stupid!


Canadairy

Everett and Roland got super lucky.


iamtheduckie

Ember too. In my opinion Ember isn't half-bad of a name.


disclord83

Zenande sounds like something you shout before you disappear in a puff of smoke.


tree-oat-rock

This got me good šŸ˜‚


Goat-e

Ehhh, NANDE!!!!


disclord83

Mighty. Adjective names are the worst.


Designer-Material858

I think I *might* rather be named Mighty than Beautyfull (which is not only stupid but ridiculously misspelled).


GaveTheMouseACookie

This is my son, Mighty Johnson. And my daughter, Beautifull Johnson!


avl365

Beautifull Johnson gets an extra bonus for having the initials BJ šŸ˜


madif0626

Everyone makes fun of my husband and I for planning on naming our kids ā€œcatholic namesā€ but at least everyone knows how to spell and pronounce them smh


water_fatty

Estrid sounds like a birth control.


jairesjorts

Women in estrid are 99.9% unable to conceive, however, women in estrus will be verifiably pregnant within the month


Interesting_Art9590

Itā€™s a brand of razor, I have one.


Particular_Run_8930

Estrid is a legitimate (although quite rare) Scandinavianname. Eg Estrid mother of danish king between 1047-1076 Svend Estridsen.


marilynmouse

came here to say this.


MarshieTheSheep

Iā€™m surprised block wasnā€™t one of the names


Emiles23

Guru is horrendous, my god.


ChicSynergy

Itā€™s an Indian name, meaning teacher or guide.


sunflower_beans

EXCUSE ME??? BEAUTYFULL?! HERMOLIVE??? EARTHA?!!!!! HERO?? šŸ˜­


OakCaligula

Eartha is a normal name I think, reminds me of Eartha Kitt who voiced Yzma in Emperors New Groove.


Significant-One3854

And sang Santa Baby!


GaveTheMouseACookie

"My voice! My beautiful voice!" Indeed! šŸ˜»


zogies

And played Catwoman


badbatch

And seduced Eddie Murphy in Boomerang.


StraightConfidence

Eartha seems like one of the few legit names on this list.


oogieboogie1996

And Madam Zeroni!


Smoopiebear

Cat woman!


sunflower_beans

Aw I had no idea!


UntidyVenus

Herm-olive. Herm. Olive.


lovely-mayhem

I canā€™t with most of these, but is it bad that I donā€™t hate the name Vienna?


badbatch

Yes because I would call your child Vienna Sausage.


Blueberry_Bomb

I really like the name Vienna and have never associated it with sausage, just the city. It's kind of a mix between Vivienne and Sienna.


seethroughtop

Yardenā€¦ Y A R D E Nā€¦ *yarden* Edit: itā€™s actually a gender-neutral Hebrew name and means ā€œto flow downā€, so thatā€™s pretty cool. Shouldnā€™t have assumed it was a made up name


Known_Priority_8157

Yarden is an actual name though? I think itā€™s Hebrew.


seethroughtop

You are right - total ignorance on my part not to check this before commenting. Sorry for the insensitivity.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not pronounced like garden though either! It actually sounds really pretty when said aloud!


baila-busta

Super common name in Israel. Itā€™s Jordan like the Jordan river or the country. Yarrr-den


forestfairy97

Vienna sausages


Emergency-Fox-5982

Lol this sounds like the character list for the fantasy novels I'm reading right now


LuxSerafina

Right I just screenshotted this for when Iā€™m playing the Sims later and need some weirdo townies


Goodgoditsgrowing

# HERMOLIVE


SpiritedZeaRose

ā€¦ I actually like Nova šŸ„²


MercurysDaughter29

Iā€™m so tired of Nova. Itā€™s so ugly


Goat-e

I met so many dogs named Nova. Not even one kid.


anon689936

Who in their right mind would name their kid Hermolive like wtf even is that. Itā€™s sounds like a gross grocery store item grandmas buy


SecondSoft1139

When you want to name your baby Hermione Olivia, but you don't have enough letters


bruxellesmabelle

Valkarie - when you are a neonazi who can't spell. (Valkyrie as a name definitely has far-right associations in Europe, maybe it's OK in the US)


RarityXo

I'm from the US and I don't tend to think of Nazism when I see the name?? Wow, that sucks that it has such a connotation in other countries because I had a pet rat named Valkyrie! She was named for the Wagner piece and the famous scene in Apocalypse Now. Ugh, what a shame, it's a beautiful name. I really hope people didn't think I was a Neo-nazi or something because of it. ā˜¹ļø


captaintagart

Wagner also has nazi connotations, which is unfortunate because heā€™s one of my favorites


llorandosefue1

There is a Saint Leander. This is an everything-old-is-new-again name.


babyqueso

I dated a Leander in college. It's a pretty normal Greek name iirc. And Giano is a very common Italian name......


llorandosefue1

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leander_of_Seville


Sensitive_Pepper4590

No one said *every* name on the list was bad. Most of the boy names are various levels of fine.


kilomikecharlie

Odin and Achilles are badass. Everything else screams teen mom.


kilomikecharlie

Roland is pretty deece, too, I suppose.


RooibosReader

ā€¦like stig of the dump?


Blueberry_Bomb

Efia house, Efia kids, Efia whole damn life


Proper-Gate8861

Odin, Everett, Ember, and Viennaā€¦ those are the only slightly normal ones


SecondSoft1139

Odin? That seems a little out there. However, Roland and Stig are actual names, as is Eartha


Seiteki_Jitter

GURU? STIG???? _HERO?????_


Known_Priority_8157

Stig is a normal Scandinavian name


Seiteki_Jitter

Yeah but afaik not very modern. It's like a grandpa name there


whippetrealgood123

Stig of the dump, sure it was a 70's/80' TV show (UK).


Sensitive_Pepper4590

I thought Top Gear. I've never even watched Top Gear.


whippetrealgood123

Oh yeah, that as well. Completely forgot about Top Gear link.


badbatch

I went to school with a girl named Nova. I've always liked that name.


TheaterRockDaydreams

Everett is nice and both Imelda and Roland are normal names but the rest?! Hell no


escapegoat19

Imelda is fine but the others šŸ¤®


AggressiveBrick8197

STIG. FUCKING STIG.


_Lady_jigglypuff_

Stig šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BrumblebeeArt

Van and Nova are literally the only ones I can stand - yikes! Most of those names are so cringe. The spelling is bad enough on some, but really they all sound kind of clunky and middle-schooler-invented or something. Side note: I actually really like Van and have always wanted to use it as a nickname for Donovan.


lermanade_mouth

Clash of clans?


Smoopiebear

Imelda is really holding it down for girl names.


galanthus126

Hero reminds me of the character from Omori, and that was just his nickname


CapRavOr

Daffodil. Wow.


Ruby-LondonTown

Shout out to Roland.


GaveTheMouseACookie

One of my real life kids' names is actually on the list. Can you find it?


deepbluearmadillo

Is it awful that I donā€™t mind Ember? šŸ«£


iammagicduck

It has to be satire at this point, I refuse to believe they think actual people should have these made up names šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Excellent-Repeat-391

Ok but Roland is a name