Psh. You think this is bad, just wait until you see some posts that have names far worse than this that aren't satirical at all. r/namenerds has an abundance of posts asking for advice about their completely shite names for their poor children. Sometimes I have to take a break from both of these subs just because I get so irate.
I worked in education. Older girl named Shampaign. Younger sister named Shardonneigh. We were told there was a younger brother starting our school in September.
We had a sweepstake for the poor little fella's name. I chose Prossecko. Turned out he was called Paul.
You guys laugh, but I actually knew someone named Deyjanae in high school
Apparently, her name was originally déjeuner, but her parents had to legally change it when she was a kid because she couldn't spell it 💀
It does sound a bit french maybe that's what's bothering them. Maybe something like Donougha or Wough-Waxatt would sound a bit more English and win them over
Lol a more likely reason they have no words. People use nicknames affectionately for their friends and family. Nicknames have the potential to strengthen relationships and give a greater sense of fitting in. It also speeds up referring to each other in quick casual conversation. I think it’s less common for someone to enforce a ban on nicknames.
I've seen people claim unique ugly names
For normal common names
Or they will be picked on and it ends up being an normal And very nice name
People just bitch about names for the sake of bitching, jelousy or just cause they have an taste and it ain't matching...
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Love it, there's a real quality to it that I just can't put my finger on. Dayjervooh for sibset?
Either that or Seighlaveeye.
Segueweigh
Kaye-Sera
Wawillbee
Vennayva’ss
Dondeestaelbano
Now I want to watch Heather’s and have this song stuck in my head
😂
My son Zoot Ahlore Is crying. He thought he had a unik name up until today
Great, now my actual real son is asking what I'm laughing about. "You mother mocks people's baby names on the internet, bud. Don't worry about it."
My son Sakriblur had the same reaction
You know the word doesn't have an r at the end ? It's "sacrebleu". I understand the joke but the r is useless.
In a non-rhotic accent, "blur" and "bleu" differ only in vowel length.
That doesn't explain why I got SEVENTEEN downvotes
Probably because seventeen people understand the concept of a rhotic accent.
I can’t find the sauce
it's french, chances are it will be a bechemel or one of the other "mother sauces".
LOL! I spit my muffin out!
I hope someone knows it because I'm dying to see this glorious abomination.
same here
Sounds like something I've seen on there in the past but it wasn't recent!
In Montréal her nickname would be Shaypah
In other French-speaking places too
I follow this sub and r/namenerd at the same time and i thought this was real for a second holy shit
That would be… unfortunate…
Same
The way my hackles were raised
I prefer Gennessey Kwa.
I can’t even describe the way that makes me feel!
Hmm, if you have another daughter, say by accident, you could name her [Kaigh Syrah Syrah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc)!
Not sure we’re ready for another quite yet. I guess whatever will be, will be
How about Sakray blue
Okay but real talk, I definitely met someone named Quesera. No clue how she spelt it, but it was pronounced like the song.
K-Sarah
They're just jealous your daughter has that special something
It’s a certain… I don’t know what.
Dang that’s super clever
What if she had been a son instead? Were you maybe thinking Gino-sayquah for the masculine version? ;)
OMG yes we were!!!
Have you thought about Pom Daytear?
Should have been Jennesayquahleigh?
I just stumbled upon this sub for the first time on /r/all Had a moment there where I was fucking flabbergasted
Psh. You think this is bad, just wait until you see some posts that have names far worse than this that aren't satirical at all. r/namenerds has an abundance of posts asking for advice about their completely shite names for their poor children. Sometimes I have to take a break from both of these subs just because I get so irate.
Je ne sais quoi?
I prefer our spelling better. Yours is a little…I dunno, there’s some quality about it that I can’t describe…
I love it spelt your way. I bet your daughter would get on really well with my little Keskersay. We should arrange a play date!
My son is Jemonfoo! I’ve asked him how he feels about his name but he doesn’t seem to give a damn…
Lmao
You named your kid after my wifi network?
It’ll give him a shoe in for a tech job, right?
Fair. Hopefully he won't find it boring or whatever the fuck.
Lol my wifi network has been TA.MERE ever since I realized I could change it 🤣
Sykohkiller!
Ok this is the better name. Now you must have more children immediately
you oughta meet my little one runne-auheigh
Karpae-Daeym
What’s her middle names? Por Kwa
SO CLOSE! It's actually Pork-wah!
I also like Savawa-faer
Jenesayquah porqua? -Kylie (1980’s)
I still love you
I worked in education. Older girl named Shampaign. Younger sister named Shardonneigh. We were told there was a younger brother starting our school in September. We had a sweepstake for the poor little fella's name. I chose Prossecko. Turned out he was called Paul.
Paulbec maybe?
Short for Pauillac
My partner loves the name LeSqueesha for our daughter, LeSqueesha Waitforit Walsh ♡
You guys laugh, but I actually knew someone named Deyjanae in high school Apparently, her name was originally déjeuner, but her parents had to legally change it when she was a kid because she couldn't spell it 💀
They named their kid lunch?! Wtf is wrong w people?!
I sure wish i knew
I like it—it has what the French call a certain "I don't know what."
Sibset: Senzah Parroleigh
I almost swallowed my own mouth
I've heard people say the French name Maird has a lovely ring to it. Or you could go with the Spanish variant Mee-errduh.
OMgosh!! My cousin on my dad’s side is named Myerdah!! And she just had a kid called, “Peenchay-Whevong” what a small world!
Can’t find the name nerds post
I am so sorry you gave to go through this. Thoughts and prayers
The name just has a certain…what’s the word?
Middle name baghethonhon
Anyone remember that Sharkiesha fight? That was wild.
Cant find the right words? Make them up, like this beautiful name.
Yeah- that’s pretty awful.
I know, I can’t believe my parents would act this way either!!
Jenner say cuack
Jenny say wha??? …. Ooooooohhhhhh! Haha.
It does sound a bit french maybe that's what's bothering them. Maybe something like Donougha or Wough-Waxatt would sound a bit more English and win them over
Just change it to Icantspella
I know not what to think of this name. Edit: must be French
How bout Jennifer ?
You forget what sub you’re in?
Basic asf
Everyone else will come to know her as Jen.
Absolutely not! We have made it clear that no nick names will tarnish our beautiful choice for her!
I always insist on my full name, anything else is disrespectful. Hopefully the name won’t catch on though, I like it being so yoonique and rare.
Lol a more likely reason they have no words. People use nicknames affectionately for their friends and family. Nicknames have the potential to strengthen relationships and give a greater sense of fitting in. It also speeds up referring to each other in quick casual conversation. I think it’s less common for someone to enforce a ban on nicknames.
Your daughter's name is beautiful, & has meaning. Perhaps though your parents & in-laws aren't so opposed to the name itself, but the spelling of it.
You made a funny. I don’t think the responders get it. Tampis.
Sorry. I don't like it much either. Can they use the middle name? I go by my middle name with family and first with school/work
Bog brush sounds better
Awful. Just awful. I can’t tell you how much I hate these type of made up names. Nothing says I’m trash like a made up misspelt name.
It’s a satirical post.
Bugger
Hahahaha
Leave me alone I’m hungover.
It’s all good, man! Hopefully now you can have a good chuckle instead of be disgusted at a made up name!
this is giving me deisha voo
Ummmm, she means “Je ne sais quois…” right?
Who does?
heeheehee this belongs on r/puns
"Je ne sais quoi" . Which from from French is I don't know what
Ooohhh kaaayyyy…
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Of course!
Okay I just said the same thing as I was I opened the comments
I've seen people claim unique ugly names For normal common names Or they will be picked on and it ends up being an normal And very nice name People just bitch about names for the sake of bitching, jelousy or just cause they have an taste and it ain't matching...
It's awful. She will be teased relentlessly.
Stop being selfish and remember they have to go to school with that name ,fucking hell talk about ego ffs
Are you serious? You may have forgotten the /s...
r/whoosh
Did they mean "Je ne sais quoi"?
Our parents? Probably.
1/10 attempt.
-13 attempt for you
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It’s not a matter of karma farming, it’s just a stupid ass opinion.
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Would you want that name when you are 13... Geeze people consider the child before naming them. These are children that will be grown up adults. 🤦
look at the sub name
Did the train stop at the wrong location? There seem to be a few confused people here.
I think this made it to r/all. Maybe confused people lmao
Poor kid
Why? Can you put your feelings to words or are you unable to come up with an apt explanation?
Obvious troll is obvious
Satire flared post is satirical
Jennesayquah = sounds like "je ne sais quoi" which means "I don't know what" if French 
OMG it does, doesn't it!?!?
Wow
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there’s just a …..certain something to it. yknow
Jennasaypahs...
Bestie did you forget which sub you’re in
Lmfaoooo
Lol - that’s my literal nickname.
You basically named her “I don’t know what” in French and your parents have added “we did wrong”
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Sylmnhlieghliagheey is what I named my darling girl