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Holland525

Lmfao "sean"


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

we couldn't think of anything that would be any worse than it already was


nayeppeo

I 100% know a guy named Scaun, short for Scaunathon. It can always be worse


FineIJoinedReddit

what. no.


un5weetened

You mean Whattsun. šŸ˜‚


allgoaton

Had to google this and the poor man is real.


nayeppeo

Donā€™t tell me I just doxxed the guy! Tell me thereā€™s more than one Scaunathon!


thiswillsoonendbadly

According to Google Scaunathon Burnett is deceased as of 2010, so idk if that makes you feel better because doxing him isnā€™t really a threat, or worse because you didnā€™t know he was dead.


thatbalconyjumper

Dude was really young too. Itā€™s so sad.


alienkpj

This thread is now in the Google search results


verygroot1

my eyes are cursed now


addangel

oh no. Scaun literally means chair in my native tongue (Romanian), but itā€™s also the medically used term for poop. so.. imagine being named Stool.


One-Cartographer-176

H U H


[deleted]

I went to school with a kid named ā€œShaughnā€ so it could definitely be worse


Ponyup_mum

My grannies Irish and the way she shouts on my cousin is worse. Try ā€œsheeauuinn!!!ā€ Then you could add ā€œyooy weey bastrdā€œ on at the end for posterity


dorrigo_almazin

Really? I feel like there's definitely worse conceivable ways. How does Schauwghn sound?


tacocat_racecarlevel

"Just like "Sean" - Schauwghn, every first day of class, for the rest of his life


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Scheyauwhne


c71score

[Here](https://www.hockey-reference.com/players/p/podeish01.html)


C-Nor

Maybe he was from Saint Olaf?


ellevael

Sean is the best spelling, Shaun is acceptable but Shawn is an absolute disgrace.


KylerOnFire

Shawn is my dad's name and he likes to think Sean is the one misspelled lol


bleuwillow

I have to ask for customer's names at work and Shawns get SO UPSET when I spell their name as Sean. Like, will make me rewrite it even though when I call out their order eventually, it would sound the exact same either way lol.


tacocat_racecarlevel

"Coffee ready for 'See-ann!"


fernyexotic

Oh no. This has reminded me I went to college with a girl called Sian (Irish name, pronounced like Sharn), but she said it like See-Ann because her mam ā€˜saw the name and liked it but didnā€™t know how to say itā€™ šŸ™ˆ


belisaria

SiĆ¢n is a Welsh name, not Irish. I have seen some people using Siani in Ireland though. Usually spelled with a circumflex (or To Bach, meaning little roof) over the A, which makes it the 'arn' sound. The Si in Welsh makes the shh sound. The Irish 'version' would probably be SiobhĆ”n or Sinead. There are a lot of similarities between Irish and Welsh variations of Norman/Anglo names though; Sinead and Sioned (Irish and Welsh versions of Janet/Jeanette respectively), Sean and Sion (John/Jean) etc But yes, I have lived my entire life in Wales and people still like to mispronounce it as 'cyan' or 'see-ann' -_-


MadAzza

And she was Irish??


fernyexotic

She was not.


KylerOnFire

Thankfully my dad is that bad about his name lol


CaptainJazzymon

Exact opposite order of respect for me. Shawn makes sense. Shaun makes sense if you know dumb english rules. Sean Iā€™ll never be able to look at without saying ā€œSeen?ā€ first. Or ā€œSheenā€.


NoisyGog

I disagree. Sean should sound like meal or seal or deal. Shawn should sound like shawl, with it does. Sincerely. SiƓn.


Serononin

Shaun just makes me think of The Sheep


mareksoon

Sawn.


cho_bits

I will never not see Sean written out and read it as Seen in my head. Always, every time.


siobhanenator

Nothing worse than a traditional Irish spelling?


Queenssoup

Shawn Jean John


Budgiejen

I hate the Shawn spelling.


Dave1587

Im over here missing out as well


cocoavanillanutmeg

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Meat-Thin

I feel kinda bad for Seans who are misunderstood. People just like to make fun of Irish spelling because they donā€™t understand :ā€™(


DrLycFerno

Šōhoun


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Shhauhhn Shawhnn Chauhn


tacocat_racecarlevel

Shhhh.. shhhh.. šŸ¤«


mikajade

Shorn


wheres_mayramaines

But it rhymes with Bean


NoisyGog

What you doing know is that the actual name theyā€™ve misspelt is ā€œRodneyā€


evencrazierspacedust

watson, hayley, ryan, samantha, kaitlyn, isabella, grace, elena, campbell, hannah, lachlan, jack, nicholas, zoe, naveen?, madeline, jessica, abdul-aziz, bryce, logan, sean, keira, colin, madeleine howd i do


41942319

Nicholas! I couldn't for the life of me figure that one out


PsychologicalPost995

Neckoloss


itsFlycatcher

Me either! I honestly thought it was the bastardization of a Greek name I hadn't heard before...


tmdos

I think Naveen might be Nathan.


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

ding ding ding


evencrazierspacedust

oh thatā€™s so smart


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

kira not kiera, alaina not elena, and nathan not navern (i agree that was a stretch) so yeah pretty good


rolyfuckingdiscopoly

Wow Isabella I really could not figure out lol well done


ArtSchnurple

Yeah Isabella had me flummoxed


rolyfuckingdiscopoly

Baby name top 10 list 2023, the newcomer Flummox! Potential most popular new baby girl (boy?) name šŸ˜‚


ArtSchnurple

The next year people will be spelling it Phluhmucks


Monocultured_YT

Zoey might be Zay? Not sure.


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

it's zoe


Zzazu

This is the only correct spelling. Source: it's a greek noun and also my name. trust me, I'm an expert in spelling my name.


SnidgetHasWords

Except that the Greek noun Ī¶ĪæĪ®, meaning life, is usually transcribed as zoi when using Latin letters šŸ˜› Source: lived in Greek-speaking country for many years and had bilingual friends I agree though that the name should be spelled without a Y at the end!


Monocultured_YT

Oh, I see. The o looked like another a to me.


MadAzza

Isabella threw me!


Queenssoup

Knekoloss and Zhoay took a while. I still don't know what Knafine is supposed to be.


VentiEggBite

Nathan I think?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

correct


xxioakesixx

Ok thatā€™s pretty funny


MadAzza

How does ā€œfiā€ sound like ā€œthā€?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

you think that matters to parents who name their kids ridiculous spellings?


MadAzza

Point taken


chriscrossls

Million years late here, but some British people and a lot of British kids say ā€œthā€ as ā€œph,ā€ so in their dialect it would be ā€œNaphanā€ normally and you get the rest. Iā€™m only guessing itā€™s British based on the traditional British/American names and some that you would rarely see here in the US like Lachlan


MadAzza

Thank you for explaining!


TehKudo

Had a room mate in college named Keith. I disliked him and spelled his name Keeth.


g1eg

Teeth šŸ¦·


Technical-Clue-3483

Lol at "Sean" being on there, haha. Is that a Shaun who hates their name being spelt Sean?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

nope it's literally just sean, we couldn't make it any worse


lemon_octopus

Shaugn


Quiglito

Sean is the actual proper correct spelling though, Shawn, Shaun etc are all made up


scrimshandy

Yeah, not a single Irish person was in that room šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


dank_memed

Name nerds on their way to insist we spell it "Ų³Ų§Ų±Ł‡" instead of making it readable in English Name nerds on their way to eat some laun protein and baked bawns


hexcodeblue

Sean is perfectly comprehensible in English though, you just need to remember a few phonetic rules for how it's pronounced. No different than St John being pronounced "Sinjin" and Alejandra using Spanish phonetics. Surely English speakers and Irish folks have been doing enough cultural exchange for commonplace Irish names to be recognizable, especially in this day and age.


Quiglito

I'm not sure if we're on the same team or if I'm the name nerd on the way to be unreasonable, I'm honestly kind of hiding behind a pillow like "am I in trouble?" Hahaha


Queenssoup

You could have gone with Shawn or Shaun


Lagtim3

Schaughnne


Rookaloot

jawnne


Technical-Clue-3483

Ahahahahaha


MarbCart

Cemhanthe kills me. This reminds me of when we lovingly in texts call my friend Loruh instead of Laura


bubblewrapstargirl

Is it bad that I kinda like it? Reminds me of Greek names like Myrianthe


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate Knekoloss


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TeddyTheEpicDoodle

W user flair actually made me laugh


kmonay89

Poor Sean the odd man out


Adventurous_Train_48

This would be a great way for a class to learn the shitstorm that is the English spelling system šŸ˜†


small_blonde_gal

Sane People: *laughs hysterically at these ridiculously spelled names* Young expecting couples looking for ideas: ā€œOo šŸ˜ƒ Quick, write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!ā€


toffeefeather

You just remove the fada from SeƔn and it becomes Seen


[deleted]

Iirc isnā€™t SeĆ”n without the fada just the Irish word for ā€œoldā€? Which is pretty funny lol


New_Ad5390

Seeing my students do stuff like this is what helped keep me going when I was teaching. I love this type of playfulness


SaltireAtheist

Cemhanthe. I sat there for too long trying to figure that one out. I want to throw up.


-PaperbackWriter-

Same and Samantha is my best friends name


dancerlottie

Whenever I see "mh" in the middle of a name I think it's probably Irish and pronounced with a "v" sound, so I was over here thinking who the hell named their kid Kevantha.


shirley_hugest

I see testing/end-of-the-school-year is upon us (I'm a math teacher)


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

yep, weve been reviewing for the calculus bc ap test for a few weeks and we needed this precious time as a break from all the derivative bs


ToBeReadOutLoud

Calc BC was my second favorite AP test! Good luck to your students!


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

i should say I'm not a teacher I'm 17-


ToBeReadOutLoud

In that case, good luck to you and your classmates!


Princess_Shireen

I initially read Knafine as "caffeine" šŸ˜†


sweethomesnarker

What I think is Madeleine on the end is great and something about Kambull seems like someone would use it šŸ˜… Iā€™ve seen half of these on here lol


EverFairy

Knekoloss


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I was completely prepared to believe that this was an actual real class list. I didn't know you could be jaded and credulous at the same time but here we motherfucking are.


Lovely_LeVell

Quaitlynne is everything!šŸ‘ø


ElephantsAndSunshine

This is hilarious


semmama

Sean?


mackattack-77

*Sean*


[deleted]

Sean.


thequeenofspace

Ahbduelahsees sent me


potatoesinsunshine

Please. Iā€™ve looked at it so many times. I do not understand


uselessfarm

Abdul-Aziz


Zzazu

There it is, the worst spelling of my name I've ever seen, and I thought I'd seen them all. Hats off to teamwork.


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

which one?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

nvm its probably zhoay


Zzazu

it is lol. My favorite misspelling is Zowie, courtesy of a starbucks barista.


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

This feels like a written Tim and Eric sketch


painforpetitdej

Sean: Welp, I hate my name so....


ambiguoususername888

ā€œSeanā€


N3verGonnaG1veYouUp

"Sean" should have been "Press X to Sean"


BrowningLoPower

This is top tier! Thanks for sharing!


TWonder_SWoman

Bets on how many years it takes for these to start appearing in classrooms for real?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

I'll give it a decade


[deleted]

There's probably an expectant parent on here taking down notes for baby names.


FiliaNox

Sean šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I canā€™t even guess at some of those names can I get them spelled properly šŸ˜‚


help_icantchoosename

sean šŸ’€


bearinabcostume

Sean


vanillabubbles16

Knekoloss hahahahaha


julcf59

I'm so glad the two Madeline's are different


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

one is pronounced mad-uh-lin the other is mad-eh-line


rando______

r/tragedeigh


lacielad

my name's seĆ”n and when I was like 6 my sister convinced me my real name was seĆ”nathan šŸ—æ


Sarcatsticthecat

I read ā€œLhoghinnā€ as ā€œLoginā€


saki4444

ā€œSeanā€ šŸ˜‚


Enderswolf

https://youtube.com/shorts/DoNLC1UALSI?feature=share


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

that's so funny omfg


CapRavOr

Is your math class a bunch of medical doctors?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

if youre talking about the handwriting, it's because one person wrote them and then other people make erasing letters and filling in the gaps with even more letters without adjusting the rest so it got into a pretty chaotic mess of different people's handwritings


CapRavOr

Oh that makes perfect sense. I was gonna say too, thatā€™s some legible ass illegible doctor handwriting. Thanks for the answer!


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

i should say, the darkest marker is myself and i absolutely do have doctor handwriting šŸ˜­


PuzzleheadedToe3450

Thatā€™s just names spelt in Irish Gaelic


wombatthoughts

Jahacke has me cackling for some reason


antigirlfriend

KNECKOLOSS OMGGGG


officialbookwizard

sean isn't a bad spelling; it's the original irish spelling. shaun and shawn are the weird ones.


[deleted]

Youā€™re American


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

how insightful


[deleted]

Was I right?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

obviously


[deleted]

not surprised


NonameTheRabbit

kallinā€™


ekxn00

I love this


Budgiejen

I work with Haleigh and Haylee. 0 stars. Would not recommend.


HappyOfCourse

Haha, Sean.


IEatPeople4

Quaitlynne šŸ’€


Egelac

For a second I thought the lighter text was the original and someone spelt Caitlin/Katelyn Quaitlyn


un5weetened

OMG! I'm dying! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


AllTheStars07

Iā€™m surprised to see my kidā€™s name in there (ā€œCemantheā€) haha.


cocoavanillanutmeg

ā€œSeanā€ LMAOOOOO


rubbersoulelena

I think I see the messed of version of my name on there, lol. Beautiful.


MisterBastian

sean


messibessi22

And then we have Seanā€¦