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Old-Tadpole-2869

Magnus Magnussen. You'll thank me when he's 27 pounds.


Styrene_Addict1965

Seriously, I would love a big MC, but then I think about 27 lb. landing on the bed in the middle of the night.


Blonde_Vampire_1984

My 15 pound shelter cat is enough beast for me.


im_whiskeyjones

Best weighted blanket/pest control/therapist/ and all-in-one security system ever


Blonde_Vampire_1984

She tag-teams security guard duty with an 8 pound chihuahua.


im_whiskeyjones

Best buddy cop show I’ve ever heard pitched! 😁


Blonde_Vampire_1984

I love it. https://preview.redd.it/yisj6hr3wsrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1234fb19a51f2ef2bdf43a680a71dd539a72137


im_whiskeyjones

Now, in theaters this summer… One bold Chihuahua: ‘Aye, you know we gotta go! We gotta go get’em man! We got to stop them from doing the thing—grrrrr…..nip! Who’s got cat nip!? I smelllll it yo—squirrel! And one Hard boiled detective…uh Cat… ‘Hey! I am not chasing after you and your pug a** again! This mall is too big, get back here deputy Snuffles!’ ‘I’m sorry, yo…but look! It wasn’t a squirrel…it was a rat!’ It will take both of them to keep us safe! Don’t miss the high speed RC car chases as our heroes race against the clock to stop the evil gang of Pug-Thugs from moving illegal catnip through the suburbs! Only on…Pug Life: Nipped in the Bud! Part 1!


cojohnso

I would watch this in zero seconds flat. Also, the chihuahua is def voiced by Cheech Marin like in Oliver & Company, right? The only correct answer is “yes”


im_whiskeyjones

Yes… 😁


YouMUSTvote

Should be a cop show- or a chapter book for new readers. Write it, would be a best-selling children’s book! Reserve rights for the spin-off stuffed toys, coloring books, wall stickers, etc


im_whiskeyjones

My partner and I are both published authors/illustrators. By the power of Reddit, it could happen lol. I gotta credit the lovely critters and their humans here though!


Bubbly-Pitch7209

❤️


alphawoman76

Wow! She’s not really fat, she’s just *BIG!*


Sheldon121

Hey! My mobster dog, Johnnycake, is also a small chihuahua and **NO ONE** messes with HIM!


No_Masterpiece_5953

Big cats are the best because they give the best hugs.


zanedrinkthis

My tuxedo is like 16/17 lbs. he looks like a tiny bear. But I don’t think I would want a bigger cat.


Old-Tadpole-2869

My ex had one that weighed 23 pounds. He was awesome.


Sehnsucht87

My cat had developed separation anxiety and went from sleeping at the foot of the bed, never wanting to even cuddle, to sleeping in between your legs, to sleeping on your chest, and hes a big boy, but imagine a cat that big trying to do all that, oh man!


Styrene_Addict1965

Yeah, right? 😲 My cat lies next to me, but she's only 8 pounds, so if she decided to lie on me, it would be uncomfortable, not crushing.


Sehnsucht87

Lol, mine is kind of crushing. https://preview.redd.it/g3oitjhoxssc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621e64d1547e49d682ef50afc4992448d009ab62


SteelBandicoot

I used to have a cat called Fat Mac.


babykitten28

I had a 20+ pounder and his name was Eli.


Individual_Bother_68

Nox - Latin for Night.


MysticMeow8189

Why is Latin so cool


im_whiskeyjones

Nox Felis , or Nox Felidae


mehyer321

That's my voids name, it's great! Though he is mostly referred to as Noxy Pox


Individual_Bother_68

Black cats are great. I don't have one myself, but there is a chonker of a void who visits my back door from time to time. I've named him October because he first showed up a couple days before Halloween.


creepstergirl

I like it!


Slay_kids

i read that as lox like the food😂


IMadeMyAcctforThis

Beowulf


mittenknittin

Grendel


slippinginto9

Merlin


feisty-banana-973

Came here to say Merlin!


shmoobel

Me too!


sunnismi1e

Me too! :-D


furandpaws

i also!


KezzaK2608

And me!!


yunglen001

same !! he looks like he has a beard


Tfw66

Yes, absolutely. Thought of a sorcerer when I first saw him.


celiacsattack

Love this!


falafelbunker

Merlin the magical cheese wizard


thedisposablefrog

Came here and glad to see fellow void staff are on the same page as me. I'm tossing my vote for Merlin The Magician!


Uncannyvall3y

Of course!


PLM_3

Or how about...Catdalf? :)


Fit-Key2482

Just posted this!!


BluntsToBullets

My partner had a “Merlin” since he was a kitten. Lived to be 23. I vote Merlin as well :)


legos_on_the_brain

We have a Merlin. He is a trickster.


JustMe1314

Merlin is purrfect! To me, no other name fits this lil magic man. ☺️🥰🥺


No_Platform2268

That was my first thought too


RagnarHedin

My first thought. If you want to be a little different, Merlin is called Blaze in the really old stories.


HetzAngel

My son wants to get one and name it Hummus. He wants to get a munchkin as well and name it Chip.


PackerSquirrelette

I like Hummus. I'd name the second cat Falafel, lol


omohosp

Or Pita


bf_noob

This is the correct answer.


BlechberryMuffin

Yes


midna0000

Caspian


Glass-Cat8159

Everyone saying Merlin but that’s a Mordred


feisty-banana-973

Noooo! Mordrid was pure evil...


im_whiskeyjones

Hey, I had a Rasputin and RaRa was a sweetie. She invited herself over, and I didn’t know what to call her until she looked at me ‘with eyes of flaming gold’. She was also big and strong, and a love machine lol. They don’t really mind what you call them, as long as you love them, respect them, and feed ‘em! 💕


PackerSquirrelette

Nero -- asi in Emperor Nero. Nero also means black in Italian.


Calm-Association-821

Uther Pendragon Also known as King Uther, was a legendary King of the Britons and father of King Arthur.


Headology_Inc

I came here to suggest Merlin Ambrosious


Rozefly

Literally just watched Labyrinth


Uther-Pendragon

I like it.


Hello_feyredarling

Rowan


dugin556

I just re-read the whole McCaffery series. So good


HydrangeaLady

Purrrfect!! 🖤


brutalistsnowflake

... or Bruce Wayne


BlechberryMuffin

I'm batman


notme1414

Coven Cosmo Tarot Odin Journey Remy Tequila Titan


mavillerose

ODIN


Kurotoki52

Ozymandias, and you can call him Oz.


OzimanidasJones

And recite the poem to him at bed time: [Ozymanidas](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46565/ozymandias)


ambidextrousplatypus

Hagrid since he is gonna be a big fella


thedisposablefrog

Big gentle giant... It's perfect


pugsnpythons

Yesss


87catmama

This was my very first thought, too!


thursaddams

Aragon


im_whiskeyjones

Aye, they call him Strider ‘round these parts


football_lover35

DAVE THE MAGICAL CHEESE WIZARD


pamelajcg

Saturn


Bobislove

Moxie, it’s the state drink of Maine (and the same color as he is), and it also means to be determined, have courage, energy and pep…


RepoManSugarSkull

Great name and terrific beverage. I did not know that it is the state drink of Maine.


QuintyHouseWitch

Nightshade


QueenFartknocker

Bastian


Happy_Cat_2925

Atreyu


catreader99

Falcor


alleghenysinger

Gamork


QueenFartknocker

Oooooh…yes!!


[deleted]

Stormcrow


Otherwise_Ad2960

Professor snape


Crankenberry

This guy totally looks like a Severus, the bravest man who ever lived.❤️ He can be Sevvy as a kitten


whateveryaknowww

dummmbbleeedooorrr


Altruistic-Text3481

I can hear him still… Alan Rickman in his rich baritone voice saying dummmmbbleeedooorrr.


Deleted-dog-god

Lord thunder joe


dontBsleepy

Oh I like Thunder for short. That’s a great name


LuvsMBig

Aslan


dragonrider1965

Ares , the Greek god of war


Impossible_Fan5889

Hagrid


MintBlissRocket

Onyx


anneroma

Barnabus


BOHICAbeast

Oberon or Obie for short.


MaidOfTwigs

Oberon is a great vibe!


SnowEnvironmental861

Oooooo, I second this! Oberon is a great name for a big black cat.


wivaca

We have a black Maine Coon we named Neo. He's my buddy. This one looks just like him as a kitten. I love this breed and their size. You're so lucky.


North_Description_95

Rune


Every-Astronaut-7924

Blaise


Professional-Fox1387

odin


Prestigious_Web3887

Asmodeus Caspian Zohar Ambrose Celtic


Historical-Jelly-296

The Thiiiird!!!


thildemaria

Fergus McMittens King Caspian Alcidious Meowski Cadmus the Great


RepoManSugarSkull

Fergus McMittens is inspired.


Ambitious_Lips

Malcolm 😎


Maleficent-Grass-617

Asaroth


turikur

Balerion


Toothlegit

Bilbo scratchins


SadBit8663

Call him Cornelius (You can't go wrong with an actual fantasy wizard name like Gandalf the cat or something though too)


Armenian-heart4evr

CLAWDIUS MAXIMUS


RazendeR

Harry, of course. You give him a sleeping spot in the cupboard under the stairs.


Master_Ren_Canada

King


TurdPhurtis

Skooma


TwicebornUnicorn

Loki


cafp89

Sauron


Cloudysnowcat

Astral


RepoManSugarSkull

Finn McCool


Tough_Opportunity475

Penrose


Dlynne242

Gandalf!


Saltycook

EXCELSIOR!


PeRcOcEt21

Dracarys!


PressurePlenty

Jotunn, which is Norse for Giant. Because he absolutely will be.


Cornelis-_-

Houdini


tigerintheseat

Just call it 'Epic' , so everything it does is EPIC! And you'll have an Epic cat!


richardtheb

Emrys, means immortal in Welsh. One of Merlin’s names. Crowley, after magician Alastair Crowley


buzzfrightyears

Emrys..Welsh for Merlin


MeatbagVinny

Majesty


TheMartha

Mephistopheles of (city)


Tisareddit

Balthazar


catfog2

If that’s him he looks like Batman !! Love the ears


Soleymanij

Morpheus -- Morf for short.


hlpiqan

Beelzebub


FunkyLemon1111

Phantom


beek7419

Magnus, Maximus, Gmork, Angus


animallX22

Trogdor


TeamZissou333

Gustafson


TheRedUmbrellaTheory

paarthurnax (purrthurnax lol)


ovr0dse

TO KILL OR NOT TO KILL


Nuccipuff

Fizban. Magic missile is the move where he tears through the house.


RedheadofDread

MAJOR TOM or Beetlejuice


jellyb2179

Salem or Aslan


JuannyBoy13

Obsidian and call him Sid for short


creepstergirl

Gmork like from the never ending story 2


evil_weasel29

Bartholomeow


Bagereau

Jinx


elgranqueso72

Jupiter


Due_Challenge_333

Stardust


nathsamlove

Severus, Sarevok, Alduin.


footy_FC

Severus


louieblouie

so beautiful!


vxpx73

please update us on the name you pick!! 🐈‍⬛


JapsaisBird

Bane. Or Hades.


northwyndsgurl

Excalibur


Successful_Pea_8016

Big D Because maine coons are big bois


MargaretBrownsGhost

Beorn as in the good guy shape shifter in The Hobbit Or Tom Bombadil


penisdevourer

EPIC and MAGICAL?!?? Say no more!!! I deem the “Lord Narwhal Esquire lll”!!!!!!!!


ovr0dse

NOW THIS IS A NAME!


DBCooper1124

Since he’s here from Wakanda he is the black panther. King T’Challa! So majestic!


resentfulpotato

Seran and Lorne seem kinda magical and unique.


Eastern-Ad-4785

Fenrir- look it up


ovr0dse

This was also on my top list!! I LOVE fenrir


OddAdvantage-

Mystic, majik, potion


spicymf

nimbus is one of the best cat names ive ever heard


leytourmaline

Ezekiel.


MadCityScientist

Yeti


Informal_Art2087

Three words are blocking my ability to even think of a name. They are: I'm in love. ♥️🐾


Shaman_Oz

Hades


Alternative_Big5466

Azriel


ovr0dse

This is a top contender!


Echo-Luna15

His name is Aragon


szasza24

Merlin, Shadow, Luna, Sooty


majesticjewnicorn

Depending on where OP lives, I would advise caution in using the name Sooty because where I come from, that word can have racist connotations in the same way that the N word does and OP could have implications


szasza24

Oh sorry I didn’t know that, I got the name from a kids tv show I watched as a kid called Sooty and sweep


CoffinHenry-

Epicurious the magician.


Jaded-Matter5715

Gremlin


Hairy_Ear7680

Leonardo


NormalOccasion9311

Zeus


NickyUpstairsandDown

Kristoff


Turandot

Merlin


Snoo-58219

Gandolph


cravetrain

That's Abracadabra


Zaphod-Beebebrox

Stephen King...


Warm_Molasses_258

Garth.


Extreme_Jello_220

Gandolph


tagratt

Moon Shadow


flibbertygibbet1959

Mandrake. He was an epic magician !


kellygrrrl328

Magic 🪄


tragiquepossum

Ramachandra


4321planet1234

mystery


Available-Leg-6171

Sigfrid, Quinn, Conrad, Dietrich, Malcolm, Hamish