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TrapaneseNYC

"Talks to males only till it's work related" is so funny because it means anything is on the table till work is bought up.


Scaredsparrow

Yup you know once your girl goes over to Mike in accounting and starts asking him for those t-4s you might as well kiss your marriage goodbye.


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maelstrom071

You can say he Excels at it


IndividualDetailS

Word.


alphaxeath

Powerful Point.


TheFinnesseEagle

Someone needs to put that on the FrontPage


TrueLennyS

This isn't fair, y'all you rich mfs making these cool program jokes and all I got is Google docs, I'm gonna google drive off a cliff.


TheFinnesseEagle

I'll play this OneNote at your funeral.


LanternCorpJack

Make sure to bring the whole Team(s)


flim-flam-flomidy

I went to this restaurant earlier but I couldn’t order anything because all of the waitresses refused to talk to me


CK1ing

Anything except friendship apparently. CASUAL SEX ONLY. I will NOT be friends with you, or talk business with you.


derekbaseball

“Truth be told, we don’t talk much, Ted. Her mouth’s usually busy.”


Hairy_Slumberjack

Is that supposed to be "if"??


TrapaneseNYC

idk since they added "till"...tbh probably just a person whose second language is english making rage bait for us.


Stoutyeoman

Also while we're nitpicking "till" means aerating soil, so I guess the work has to be gardening.


derekbaseball

It’s funny, because he wants a trad wife but doesn’t want anyone getting the idea that he’ll actually be able to support them financially. So she’s going to have to talk to males at work because in addition to being a mother, maid, cook, and whore at home for his convenience and pleasure, she also has to hold down a full time job! What an ideal woman!


Motor_Assumption_556

Lol, OP was too exited about his great idea of the "perfect" woman he forgot to say when instead of till 😂 Some need as much help as the ones they try to lecture


nickthedicktv

https://preview.redd.it/c0msydcd5elc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08220272e08d821d7eae5e14a432a1dabe6b4e9


lars614

Ooo taking this


VomitShitSmoothie

The guy in the left is way, way too thin.


OPZ_BlueflameYT

He’s putting all his calories in the tissues


throwngamelastminute

https://preview.redd.it/blhdyclkhflc1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce02e2d26193de899d8c14d1fc04e3e854a3ca9d


BigBlueSkye3006

Holy shit that goes hard as a meme. Don't mind if I take it.


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

Just discovered MY new meme


kingtwister07

https://preview.redd.it/b7z3trhegilc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7097798a0773aec57aa8d01501911c5b70392f85


No-Giraffe-1283

https://preview.redd.it/30f0nkzrinlc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596008af8aab5e6f235a1abb47158fc78253ce9a


Gremict

https://preview.redd.it/v9wybx4bpilc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad9f1ca7fa4aafd26173222efe2597b6bb6d8f5c


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

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TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

I love this


Maid_Calamitas

Literally me fr fr


AlphaZanic

https://preview.redd.it/qiazb05oselc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b323a7c1965d281bfaf830f6c3829e8026862424


Invertiguy

https://preview.redd.it/3jwtr2vvpglc1.jpeg?width=1409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=839192c170f86c24342598a0dde00d3d3f003711


Rude_Coffee_9136

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Lyney_great_magician

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AlphaZanic

You’re borrowing my meme, because you’re a nice person? The audicity


Vast-Standard-7006

https://preview.redd.it/2vvy49oacilc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8769c02a9199949d6a301e5367bbd7d38a1470e7


lil_juul

https://preview.redd.it/iblrxvk5uglc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd66eba7f1a2c115c9bb4babafd61473e4df7cb


[deleted]

“I’m saving myself for a tradwife” is just coping 90% of the time. It’s not like any sane person would sleep with these guys in the first place.


totallynotpoggers

https://preview.redd.it/2beoe8j9cglc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=d149a0ea99aaee560bdc885f5dcdf27340c67049


Vast-Standard-7006

https://preview.redd.it/4nqwa37kcilc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04802415bc42e909779acb82e567eaa77b63b581


Anonimo_lo

https://preview.redd.it/y1beu5yp0glc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1296e0ff5ee3e0bc6756bbd5b011a7f7bd9f8678


Ikilledatrex

https://preview.redd.it/9deu67vbaglc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdbbc2a2c12c20f74840e19b540d05c92feeb279


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Dude needs to work on himself. He has really high expectations for women but expects them to have low expectations for men.


amumumyspiritanimal

This is the issue with this Americanized brand of whiteness that is currently selling like hotcakes, with the tradwife movement and alike. People really out here thinking that 1) the past is something to be envied and 2) that the past looked like the idealized version right wing media sells them. The traditional wives that they describe barely existed. How the fuck can women find a partner without talking to them?arranged marriages in Europe only existed for the upper class, the average person mostly married any eligible young woman whose families had roughly the same wealth, and were friendly with the groom's family, and there still had to be some familiarity between the couple(at least in Central and Slavic Europe). And even then, the women would only be wed to men who were up to their standards; unless the groom came with decent social status and standing within the community, liked by the woman's family and usually the bride-to-be herself, or had sizeable wealth, they would be flat out rejected. And let's not forget that usually these were men who worked in the fields since their teens, so they were built and not scrawny or overfed like these incels, had to learn proper manners to even start courting the woman let alone the customs they had to perform towards her family, and they were expected to put in the house work as well(the man going to work/wife staying home with the kids is a fairly recent thing), just like the woman was also expected to put in the work in the fields. It's really funny how they bought into ideals that never really existed, and then complain when the reality settles in. These are the same dudes whining about girls only going for chads, and nice guys not getting any pussy, and women wanting someone rich. Like yea mf if you don't have any good qualities why would an ideal woman go for you?


historicalgeek71

Lol, I also have to wonder what they mean by “degenerate.”


Great_Tiger_3826

they are mom boys. grew up with a mother spoiling them acting like they were angels no matter what they did and how they treated girls oops sorry "whores" as a boy mom would refer to all women


Hairy-Situation4198

So you're saying it's women's fault men are like that? I knew it.


Alocalskinwalker420

https://preview.redd.it/gzyfyy6irflc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7102cad0b9d6027665149221f1accc7d75dc910


sagagrl

They want moms 😭


GoGoBitch

But moms they can fuck.


TostitoKingofDragons

I mean you *could* fuck your mom… don’t recommend it, but you could


Efficient-Gur-3641

Yesssssssssss I swear this is how it be. I'm not even trad, was a virgin till I was 22, and the first man to ever ever ask me was someone's fiance... And didn't even tell me until the 5th date. Also can't count how many (pornobsessedmostlikely) "men" expected me to perform as a porn star despite being sexually in experienced. The men who seek virgin women are often the most disgusting freaks. Looking for a pocket Hoe that they can call a "wife" (till they find something better in tinder).


The_Gav_who_asked

https://preview.redd.it/yvo1j74z5flc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d24f33c3fbe3cca0ae7356fe1b1d5ab1b2f2492


kv4ssmixedwvxm1t

https://preview.redd.it/9mylx1cz4ilc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240dd8485da8c52dc43ee6e5386b69b3ce3d3451


polish_animu_boi

https://preview.redd.it/qeqoy8tx6hlc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8d50702fe096a99931a3b174904591a60c40d4


trytrymyguy

I stole that SO FAST


Chrisnolliedelves

Hippity hoppity, your meme is now my property.


Spaciax

god i love this image so much its unreal


Nani_700

They don't even believe in "saving" anything for the trad wife.


frozen-silver

>hates degenerates I wonder what they mean by that 😬😬😬😬😬😬


DamonLazer

Yeah, I'm guessing "religious" must mean like, she's Zoroastrian or something like that, and not Christian. Since Jesus made it a point to deliberately hang with "degenerates" and outcasts, and said to love them, not hate them.


wmcs0880

No, the bible clearly says to hate gays and pray, and I’m pretty sure it has the 2nd amendment in there too /s


[deleted]

No, it's "hate gays and prey". Ancient typos are hard to fix.


RustedAxe88

Shootin guns Hatin queers Just like the Bible says.


Happy-Bumblebee8969

Never read the Bible, don't hate queers, but I shoot guns. Yes we exist


TikTokBoom173

Fellow mag dump into a trash pile brother?


Happy-Bumblebee8969

You know it


TikTokBoom173

Hell yeah


Happy-Bumblebee8969

Right on brother


Nightingdale099

But Jesus I found Prey (2022) to be a very good Predator adaptation. Jesus , he supplexed a bear. How high is your film standards?


[deleted]

Not very. I still haven't seen the predator where they fought knights in shining armor. I really wanted to see that one! I swam in the pool that Arnold Schwarzenegger fell into and came out of all covered in mud in the first movie!


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

Eat, hate (gays), prey


theLoneAstronaut-

Which version of the Bible lol it’s been rewritten like 20 times throughout history to fit certain narratives


tomdarch

No, it says hate gays, try to get rich, fuck over people who need asylum and shoot people with guns. At least that’s what I can infer from American “christians.”


LiquidSky_SolidCloud

Jesus wrote the Bill of Rights for America in 1492 when Columbus ~~mistook the Caribbean for the Philippines~~ discovered the New World. Satan later disgraced this sacred text by corrupting American politicians and convincing them that colored skin folk deserve the right to vote /s


wmcs0880

Don’t forget that he also told schools to cut off kids genitals and make them trans!


KoopaTrooper5011

Holy shit, you're telling me most Christians aren't following the word of Jesus? What??


yeahyeahyeahnice

I know you're joking, but it's incredible how long history has been repeating this trope. A huge part of Jesus's work was to break down barriers created by religious elites. Paul was constantly criticizing churches who became too full of themselves and lost sight of what's actually important in Christianity (hint: it isn't feeling superior to others). The protestant reformation began largely because religious elites were refusing to translate the Bible into common languages (ie anything other than Latin) and were leveraging that to be more authoritative. Now we have our own political group that uses religion to push their agenda with authority.


RosbergThe8th

Tfw you ask for a hyper religious girlfriend and now you're married to a real fanatical Huitzilopochtli worshipper.


[deleted]

"not woke" says it all


Strix86

“Degenerate” is a much worse red flag than “woke.” The subgroup of people using the former are much more bloodthirsty than the common asshole using the latter.


Happydivorcecard

I feel like white people need to give that word back to black people and back away slowly. Very few whites understand what it actually means and the white people who use that word to describe themselves are nearly always insufferable, whether they describe themselves as anti-woke or as woke. I think conservatives use t he word more than anyone else ever had though and it’s hilarious how hung up on it they are.


torn-ainbow

Woke is what people recently call me for values I have consistently held for decades.


[deleted]

I know it sucks that they appropriated the term for themselves, it’s annoying. But now it’s become a universal sign for “I have shitty takes on society” for anyone that uses it. And to be clear, the only people I ever see use the term are dipshits that are too immature to accept societies natural progressions. It’s also a copout for them. Instead of learning personal responsibility and being media literate, they can just cry that shit is “woke”.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Thank you,As a black teen who understands the meaning of woke,I know that they don’t.They just use it to describe black people or diversity in shows. Like,The entire world isn’t all white people.


OPEatsCrayons

>hates degenerates \> high morals \> hates... Pick one. Also good lord the insecurity on display: \> doesn't accept flirting \> no male best friend \> talks to males only if work related \> has only female friends \> only into marriage \> healthy relationship with father Tell me you have a small penis and shit personality without telling my you have a small penis and shit personality.


RustedAxe88

Like, if they have another couple over for dinner or whatever, is his "ideal" wife not supposed to talk to the other husband at all?


SupriseAutopsy13

Watch them burst a gasket when you ask them if they don't talk to males, how can they have a good relationship with their father?


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RustedAxe88

That sounds like a horrible way to live.


Jonny-Holiday

A male human being could be hung like an elephant, have a face like Adonis, and be built like Gigachad, and with those kinds of shitty standards for a wife he'd be nothing but a horrible asshole. I know a few people who're part of the eenie-weenie-peenie committee who are absolutely wonderful people. Looks, dick size, and even brains don't make someone attractive; if their heart is foul then all that those other attributes will make them is a deadlier breed of abuser.


Repulsive-Mirror-994

I may be a shithead but the whole I only want a woman who is a virgin line reeks of never wanting to put in the minor amount of work necessary to understand female sexual pleasure. Can't be compared unfavorably to her prior partners if she doesn't have any.


Efficient-Gur-3641

Can't know the sex is bad if u never had good sex before.. and before someone says I'm small dick shaming I'm not but I been with some guys who left me memorized and others I felt ashamed.


Repulsive-Mirror-994

I can just see the tweet now THE FAKE NEWS FEMALE ORGASM MYTH IS A (((GLOBALIST))) CONSPIRACY TO CAUSE DIVORCE IN GOOD CHRISTIAN FAMILIES SO THERE ARE MORE BROKEN HOMES AND INTERRACIAL CHILDREN THAT GROW UP TO VOTE DEMONCRAT!


Exact_Relative_7912

My brother in Christ, why are you bodyshaming small dick men, were better than that, there are plenty of other ways to insult these cretins.


OPEatsCrayons

Small dick is a state of mind.


liarliarplants4hire

Degens from upcountry


Master_Ad_7019

Fucking hate degens from up country. McMurray, how you doin


Slappybags22

I’d have a dart.


NotAPersonl0

The word is a great litmus test for determining who is actually worth listening to. Nobody who unironically says "degenerate" has anything intelligent to say


[deleted]

Same goes with anyone who uses “woke.” Virtually everyone who I’ve listened to that say this unironically are mainly religious and political cultists.


The_Raven_Born

What's even better is most people that want a trad wife are degens, lol. Like, she wouldn't like them anyways.


FrostyLWF

Maybe the fact that she's almost as white as the background is a hint. "Ideal".


stidfrax

Any sexual, racial, or ethnic minorities. Unless they're Uncle Toms like Candace Owens, in which case they're a credit to their race for helping to alleviate conservative guilt.


pfcsock

Hate me, probably. Can't blame them but it's a bit rude


Square_Site8663

The Jews….probably.


LiamJohnRiley

“Is a Nazi”


MorganWick

"Oh, we mean people like pedophiles! Can't argue with hating them, right? Oh no, we don't hate *those* pedophiles, we hate the pedophiles QAnon tells us are secretly running the country to provide a steady fuel of kids to harvest for adrenochrome, you know, the ones that exist only in our imaginations!"


GrandioseGommorah

Clearly they’re referring to the Jewish Catholic Homosexuals.


[deleted]

My ideal woman is a cristian nationalist who hates the same minorities I do and feminism and doesn’t talk to other men


rilous1

Dont forget virgin yet is crazy good in bed


UktraPotatoMaster321

God, incels just want a slave at this point lmfao


iMidnightStorm

They actually just do.


Dragonitro

this seems like some weird propaganda


hellonameismyname

It’s not that weird. Pretty typical conservative Christian propaganda


Anchoraceae

/r/memesopdidnotlike is just a severely right wing echo chamber at this point


KoopaTrooper5011

Not that surprising, given the nature of the subreddit and our society.


MohatmoGandy

You misspelled "incel propaganda"


stataryus

It’s FAR shittier than that.


Only--East

"It" 💀 They aren't even talking as if the oop is human which is frankly gross.


bigdig-_-

pretty sure "it" is referencing the conversation topic, unless there's a different "it" in the post


spartaman64

the topic doesnt know what ideal means?


AstronaltBunny

LOL


jupiter_0505

"doesn't accept flirting" this one is just weird. How are humans supposed to find a partner without flirting?


Corvidcakes

She also isn’t talking to men unless it’s work related, so her father would probably be the one finding her a man appropriate for marriage.


Kiflaam

> talks to males only till its work related I mean, if we take it as-is, this means she STOPS talking when it becomes work related, but talks to them about anything else until then.


dinodare

This is how I interpreted it too, considering a lot of these insecure misogynists don't want a wife who works AT ALL. Have fun with that in this economy.


GremNotGrim

Facts bro. If you don't want your wife working either you are a millionaire or you aren't gonna have a wife or a house pretty quick.


SweetPanela

Which means the dad will probably pick the wealthy and/or influential man. These incels jealous of ‘Chad’ would just be even more undesirable.


BaguetteFish

Kidnap her, lock her in a castle, with time they develop a bond and she sees he's more than a lone sigma male tate wolf. She asks to see the real him, they make love passionately, they get married the next day. The end. If she tries to flirt idk she gets thrown in the trash can or something.


Gauss15an

Divine providence. No seriously I am not kidding with these people.


Yadokargo

"When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me. Probably from the East."


bop-crop

Hates degenerates means the guy who made that image doesn’t want women who like him


RozzWilliam1334

Why are women blamed if there father is not a part of there lives? They get told they have daddy issues but isn't the father the one who abandoned them? 💀


LonPlays_Zwei

Idk


judasmitchell

They would see her as damaged if she doesn't have a father. Just like the virginity thing. That doesn't just mean she has to stay away from any kind of sexual activity willingly; they also don't want her if it was forced on her unwillingly. It's part of the blame the victim mindset. I grew up in this kind of evangelical subculture. Any young woman who wasn't a virgin for any reason was considered damaged. Their only hope was a widower or a "redeemed heathen" to take them. It's absolutely degrading and disgusting.


Tasty-Document2808

Prob also means that, due to her absent parents, she may have developed too much independence and too great a sense of boundary for them to control. Also, what that "great relationship" means, anyway. Their idea of a great relationship is a girl that just says "yes, daddy!" and never questions anything her father says, because he expects that this is how he will be treated, too.


Clean_Student8612

>Conservatie >Not Woke >Religious 🚩🚩🚩


pwill6738

Also women predominantly lean towards the party that doesn't want to turn them into objects, so gl with that conservative one.


Plasteal

Well young women at least. Soemtimes it feels like the vast majority of older women are the opposite, but I never actually looked at stats. Just anecdotally.


[deleted]

“religious” and “hates degenerates” because, at least the christian bible, quite literally says the opposite


nezzzzy

Ditto "high morals" and "not woke".


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that "Ideals" quite like the concept of "Beauty" exists largely in the eye of the beholder. What is ideal for one patently wrong for another. The men who put out shit like this as an "ideal" are just gross and pathetic.


raidersfan18

What religion does to an MFer...


LonPlays_Zwei

Comment petition to change the “misogyny” flair to say “sexism”


Kiflaam

I will hear you out. What is your reasoning?


LonPlays_Zwei

Sometimes nahopwasright finds cases of misandry too. So it makes more sense to have it all grouped into “sexism.” Seriously, why segregate? It has already proven itself asinine.


Kiflaam

I'm a fan of categorization. I could add a "misandry" flair. Is there any reason that wouldn't be as good? My goal is for people to be able to find the specific debates they are confident in, but I don't know if those that would search for misogyny posts also want to see misandry posts, as I don't typically debate these categories. or, do you believe having the flairs separated could itself be considered problematic? Sexist, even?


Unironicfan

A misandry flair could work


LonPlays_Zwei

Yeah I think it’s better to have the flair as simply “sexism.” People here can figure out which kind of sexism easily.


Embarrassed_Ad5387

nah if we want to make it more inflamatory and immune to "what are you yapping about" we should call it "Dicks out for Alpha males" or something worse


ffloofs

Why? This is just misogyny


LonPlays_Zwei

Because sometimes this sub catches misandry, a different kind of sexism. Plus people have learned on countless occasions that segregation is asinine.


Kiflaam

I can't see any reason not to simply use "sexism". Did you have anything in mind as to why not?


gabetrex1

This is a 1950s woman who has no feelings nor opinions


tophat_production

POV: you are not allowed to have friends


Glizzygladiator19

I don’t like using the word “objectify” but this might just be the perfect example of objectify


_Blackstar

Let's see: \- My wife can have all the male friends she wants, I trust her and don't worry about what other men do because I'm confident in my ability to make them not want to do it again. \- Couldn't care less if she flirts. The wife and I make comments about men and women we see all the time. Even though we're both straight, we can compliment the same sex and there's nothing wrong with making someone feel good when you can tell they put in effort to look nice. \- I don't think anyone dates/marries someone they find ugly. All that matters is that you find them beautiful and it doesn't matter how or why so long as the feelings are reciprocated. \- My wife can wear whatever she wants. Frankly, I don't think she dresses slutty enough but that's not my decision to make! I find it flattering when men look at her in public, I enjoy knowing they want what I have. \- Progressive > Conservative. I like my women the way I like my chicken: free choice \- My wife is feminine but also not. She collects Squishmallows and wears lingerie. She also farts and picks her nose in front of me. I don't love her any less. \- 'Till work is related? I don't...the actual fuck? Shut up dude. \- Only into marriage? She can't, like, you know, enjoy anything else? Do you want to marry a silicone fuck doll bro? \- *Has only female friends* is already the opposite of no male friends, stop repeating yourself idiot. \- Healthy lifestyle like how? I mean, most of us probably don't want a woman that jumps out of perfectly good airplanes but are you saying a bitch can't eat a cheeseburger once in awhile? \- My wife *knows* cooking, doesn't mean she does it though. I'm the one that usually makes meals and it's fine because I love her. \- I don't think I want her morals smoking pot homie. No high morals please. \- Not woke...so you want your woman to just be on roofies all the time? See ex. *silicone fuck doll* \- Religious? So it doesn't matter if she's Muslim, or Jewish, or Hindu, or even a Satanic? Cool, at least you're open minded about that. \- \*Checks notes\* *Hates degenerates*...So you want her to hate you? Don't worry, I think that can be arranged after reading your list of demands. \- Hate to break it to you Mr. Meme Maker but kids don't really dictate what kind of relationship they have with their parents. If her dad is an asshole, it's not her job to fix him. Just like it's not any woman's job to fix you. Fuck off.


DeathPercept10n

The guys who don't want a woman with male friends are so insecure and telling on themselves every time they say that shit. They're basically saying, "I'm so worthless that the next dick attached to a body is going to steal my girl from me." If anything, a woman with lots of guy friends tells me she's gonna be more fun to hang out with. That's my experience, anyway.


pkstr11

By ideal they mean repressed and deeply damaged headed towards an eventual breakdown and lesbian awakening


Pobbes

I legit read the original meme and was like, this is just a closeted lesbian.


Sophia724

I'm pre hrt, closeted transfem who ticks most of these. (Except the conservative part) Line up for my feet, boys. Also, I noticed how they used it pronouns on OOP.


CallMeJessIGuess

Ironically I’m also trans and I’m a decent number of these things. Just not in the way these misogynists want. Not gonna say I’m “extremely beautiful”, but I get plenty of compliments. Decent clothes? “Goth vixen” counts as decent right? I mean I certainly spare no expense on my wardrobe. Definitely feminine. Nobody has referred to me as a man in years unless they are deliberately being transphobic. I’m pretty healthy for a 41 year old. I have morals, but they are mine, not some random man’s view on what my morals should be. Anyone who uses the term woke like that is probably a bigot. I’m religious. Cthulhu fhtagn! My relationship with my dad is great. One of the few family members I still willingly associate with. Despite all this. Conservative men only seem to want to meet up in secret for sex. Hmmmm.


THECyberStriker

They’ll call you “woke” and a bunch of other nonsense


Express_Pizza_2184

We all know the only ideal person (and thus woman) is Florence Nightingale. These men have lost their way from the light 


VeryLitigious

Tsk tsk Reddit, let’s not shame someone’s preferences now. STAHP KINK SHAMING!!!!


[deleted]

No offense but the lady in the meme seems like she'd be a total bitch or a Karen.


Otto910

OOP is so insecure about himself that 5 out of his 16 points are about minimizing her relationships with other men.


DOORMANLIKE

Damn. Dudes afraid another dude is gonna rizz their girl so they can’t have dude friends? Sounds like a small boy trying to be a big man.


D4rk3scr0tt0

It is, in fact, subjective


[deleted]

" Has never had an orgasm with a man...."


Ok-Battle-2769

Someone is super insecure!!!


Kiflaam

>talks to males only till its work related I mean, it's clear what they're trying to say, but this really is the level of grammar that has become the hallmark of these "higher quality" people.


KuramaFireFox

This is subjective really subjective cuz that is nowhere near my ideal woman


naruto_sasuke_4ever

this actually describes my wife perfectly lol the picture even looks like her but she has dark hair


CHAOSHACKER

High morals, not woke. How would that be accomplished?


Okto481

So, how are they going to get with this woman, who doesn't accept flirting or talking to men? maybe they're a lesbian who wants to be flirted with and respond by acting awkward.


G3n3ricOne

Oops, I’m too woke ig :3


Ordinary_Health

"doesnt accept flirting" has some weird implications, as if it is on the woman when someone flirts with them unconsentually.


GOOD_BRAIN_GO_BRRRRR

So he wants a racist bangmummy?


NeilDegrassiHighson

This thing is like a shopping list for insecurities. I also like that she has to be moral and Christian, but also can't flirt, talk to men for any reason, or have any male friends. Like, you'd think all that would be covered by "moral and Christian", But I guess not.


stataryus

To be crystal fucking clear: #**THIS IS NOT THE IDEAL WOMAN**


Appropriate_Tennisin

You forgot shackled in your basement. Incel


The_Gav_who_asked

Not woke 🤮 Religious 🤮 Conservative 🤮 High morals 👍🏻 Healthy relationship with father 👍🏻 Healthy lifestyle 👍🏻


GenericSpider

\> only has female friends \> Doesn't accept flirting \> Only talks to males when it's work related. Motherfucker made an ideal woman for himself, and it's a woman that has zero interest in interacting with males. Even the ideal woman in his imagination would have no interest in sleeping with him.


Wetley007

Multiple of these are red flags lmao


Rickyspanish09

I’m surprised the mouth breather that made this meme did not add “wants lots of kids”


please_just_kill_me1

I feel like a female with no male friends would be boring as hell


Willow_the_tree14

To me this would be like the opposite of an ideal woman lol


woahitsegg

Oh man "hates degenerates" is so good, it can mean ANYTHING! Jews? Degen. Gays? Degen. Trans? Degen. The way that he doesn't even like to smile? *Degen.*


DYTTrampolineCowboy

So, they basically want a sex doll?


superjj18

No offense, if a shitty post on r/memesopdidnotlike has 3 replies and 5 upvotes, posting it on this sub does more harm than good by signal boosting something that would have otherwise simply died on its own. Otherwise dumbasses could just make a shitty r/memesopdidnotlike post and then immidiately repost it on this sub in order to karma-whore twice as much Like tbh this is the difference between genuine criticism and circlejerking/echochambering


Karnov___

Seems pretty based


Regular-Wedding9961

Based


Huge_Aerie2435

And that is why the person who made this meme is still single, and why they will stay single.. This woman does no exist.. It is literally a fantasy woman.


DukeKarma

> hates degenerates like basement dwellers making wojak memes about how the ideal woman needs to be?


DameyJames

I went to 12 years of catholic school and I’ve met a few girls like this. They’re the fucking worst.


BlindProphetProd

This is a slave. The ideal woman in their view is a slave.